The Michigan Daily - SportsTuesday - September 3, 2002 - 15A STEVE MICHIGAN 31 WASHINGTON 29 JACKSON Brabbs' kick sends him to mountaintop Athletic stupidity was at its best over the summer By J. Brady McCollough Daily Sports Writer This summer has featured more than its fair share of sports sto- ries that made me say: "That's the most insanely stupid thing that I have ever read." It all started in May, when Aus- tralian-rules football player Peter Fin- landia decided to bite another player in the most private of regions during a game. The unfortunate recipient of this "foul" needed a tetanus shot, which I'm sure was equally pleasant. The league gave Finlandia a short suspension, but I'm happy to report that the Sydney Swans are no Najeh Daven longer paying him up and prove for his services. American ath Still, I will never the best of th look at an Aus- tralian athfete the finding creat same way again. get arrested. Just about the time I stopped telling everyone I knew about that story, along came game four of the NBA Western Con- ference Finals. Some of you may remember that Los Angeles Lakers forward Robert Horry hit a three-pointer at the buzzer to even the series with the Sacramento Kings at two games apiece that night. However, most of you did not hear about the "technical difficulties" that some fans experienced. Some village idiot at the ATV-ASN television station in Canada acciden- tally flipped the wrong switch, turn- ing playoff basketball into adult entertainment. Now I'm sure that working at a tel- evision network in the "Land of the Big Empty Cold" could get boring, but I think that somewhere in his contract is a clause preventing him from watching pornography at work, much less directing it free of charge into the homes of unsuspecting bas- ketball fans. ATV-ASN got more than a few complaints, and sure enough, the technician that was responsible was swiftly fired. Those two idiots may have sur- prised and alarmed sports fans thou- sands of miles away, but their stupidity only cost them their jobs. Enter the crazy soccer fans. The World Cup found its way to Japan and Korea this summer, and where big soccer games are played, brainless soccer fans will follow. One fan shot and killed his wife for changing the channel away from the World Cup game. I'm very protective of my remote control, but I wouldn't resort to vio- lence even if I were forced to watch an entire game between the Tigers and Devil Rays. Another soccer fan, whose name was not released, reportedly covered his body with paint thinner and set himself ablaze. This, apparently, was all part of his plan to become a spirit and help the Korean team to a victory in World Cup play. Check out his suicide note. "The sweat and tears of Coach Gus Hiddink and his players were the biggest birthday present ever given to me. But now we have to overcome South American and European team, and I am driven to irt stood take this road by why impetuosity. I will tes are become the 12th soc- cer player by becom- best at ing a spirit and will Ways to run for the victory of the Korean team. Fighting Korea!" npo ,d ;le he Ive Michigan offensive tackle Courtney Morgan couldn't even bear to watch kicker Philip Brabbs line up for the biggest kick of his life - and every- body else's. "Nothing against Brabbs, but I just didn't want to watch it," Morgan said. Safety Charles Drake put his hopes in divine intervention. "I was just praying," Drake said. "I was trying to talk to him subliminally. Like, 'Hey Phil, get it through there.' But Cato June was the one who really told me (he made it)." Quarterback John Navarre, who needed a victory celebration more than anybody after last season's fin- ish, thought the game had shaped up to be one more tragic Michigan col- lapse after Troy Nienberg's miss from 27 yards with 1:30 left in regulation. "We missed the field goal, and you think, 'Here we go again,' " Navarre said. This was the weight on Brabbs' foot when he lined up for a 44-yard field goal that would either affirm or retract the statement made in front of a national audience that his team had recovered from last season's 8-4 record. His teammates were practical- ly drawing straws to decide which had to watch his third field goal attempt of the day. But the walk-on, who missed his first two collegiate attempts in the first half, one from 36 yards and the other from 42, sent the Big House into pandemonium with what he feels was a little help from fate. "I feel like God had a script written out, and He was there all the way," said Brabbs, whose first career field goal provided 31-29 revenge for Michigan's loss to Washington last season. "I kind of forgot about (the misses) and felt there was a script to all of it." He has a good point. Miracles hap- pened to set up his game-winning boot, and they happened in bundles for a minute and 25 seconds. The supposedly accurate Nienberg missed a chip-shot field goal. A risky play call from Washington coach Rick Neuheisel to pass the ball backfired as quarterback Cody Pick- ett was sacked by Dan Rumishek, costing the Huskies the chance for a first down. On fourth and two, Michigan receiver Tyrece Butler recovered a careless fumble by fel- low wideout Braylon Edwards for a first down. And in a mind-boggling mistake, Washington was hit with a 15-yard penalty after a timeout for too many men on the field, setting up the kick that finally made the Big House rock. "Before the season, I was thinking that I wanted to kick a game-winner against Notre Dame like Remy Hamilton (in 1994)," said Brabbs, whose longest field goal is still a 47- yarder during his junior year of high school. Said Michigan coach Lloyd Carr: Korea won its game just hours after the fire started. But our famously crazy fan failed in his mission to become a spirit. Instead, he lives to tell the tale as a human barbeque. I expected some hooliganism, but committing murder and attempting suicide in the name of sport was above and beyond the call of duty for these soccer fans. Their idiocy appeared to be without match. But after hearing of all these insanely stupid acts by foreigners, Green Bay Packer Najeh Davenport stood up and proved why American athletes are the best of the best at finding creative ways to get arrested. Davenport, who had just helped the Miami football team to a national title in January, got booked for "a misde- meanor count of criminal mischief." That charge makes it sound like he found an inappropriate use for spray paint, soap or eggs, but Davenport has redefined the term. The 6-foot-2, 248-pound fullback, who may or may not have been on mind-altering substances at the time, allegedly broke into a dorm room and took a dump in a girl's closet. He did not know the girl, and no one has offered a good excuse for why this outrageous random act of nature may have occurred. Davenport is pleading not guilty. But even if he escapes this legal chal- lenge, he still wins my award for "most insanely stupid thing that I have ever read." This one will be tough to top. Steve Jackson's column will appear on Mondays. He can be reached at sijackso@umich.edu. "It was one of the greatest clutch kicks I've ever seen. He did something today that will never be forgotten." Was there any doubt that Brabbs would be the man to kick the field goal after both kickers had blown their earlier chances? "At that point, with the distance and where it was, and Phil having the leg that he does have, there was no doubt he would be the guy to kick it (over Nienberg)," special teams coach Jim Boccher said. "Why he missed the other ones we have to look on film." Boccher paused. "That was a mountaintop experi- ence." But it was an experience that didn't come without some lessons. Brabbs felt the emotional extremes of a place DAVID KATZ/Daily Michigan kicker Philip Brabbs may never have another day like this. The walk-on was swamped by media after his 44yard game-winning field goal as time expired. kicker in just his first game - from the goat to the prince in a matter of hours. "I guess he had to go all the way to the bottom to make it to the top," said Brabbs' father, Gregg, beaming with pride while waiting for his son out- side the Michigan lockerroom. The journey to the top began when former kicker Hayden Epstein graduat- ed last spring. Carr said that there was not a day this summer when he was in his office that Brabbs wasn't on the practice field kicking field goals. "Dreams do come true," Carr said. Boccher said that the main thing he hopes Brabbs learned Saturday was to trust his ability. But Brabbs will take a simpler approach from now on. "I've learned the less, thought for a kicker, the better," Brabbs said. 1. Pass defense must improve for Blue to win Big Ten PHILLIPS Continued from Page 13A Nienberg. Saturday's game won't be the only game that will be close this season. The Wolverines still had trouble holding on to the ball in their own zone. It was a problem that plagued the team at the end of last season, and it still appears to be a problem. Two times Michigan lost the ball to give Washing- ton great field position (one Perry fum- ble and one Navarre interception). The turnover problem killed Michigan last season and will need to be fixed in order to compete for the Big Ten title. Most importantly, where was the vaunted Michigan defense? It shut down the Huskies' running attack (minus one long Rich Alexis run, which accounted for the deceiving 98 rushing yards), making Washington one-dimen- sional, an oft-cited goal of the Wolver- ines' defense. But that one dimension proved very effective by racking up more than 300 yards in the air - all this with Marlin Jackson limiting one of the game's best receivers in Reggie Williams to just 45 yards and no touch- downs. Williams' 20-yard reception came while Jackson was not in the game. The Wolverines' secondary made a star of Charles Frederick, who up to this point had been an erratic, though talented, player at best. Washington tight end Kevin Ware had four catches and a touchdown. Washington quarterback Cody Pick- ett was unfazed by what was supposed to be a potent pass rush. The Wolver- ines' line of all returning starters sacked Pickett just twice, both by Dan Rumishek, while being held in check by the Huskies' offense. Yesterday, the Wolverines pointed to the three-step drop passing utilized by Washington as the reason for the suc- cess of the Huskies' passing game. Michigan got pressure on Pickett, but he just release too quickly. Carr noted the Wolverines knocked down Pickett eight times as evidence of the pressure. The Huskies have a very strong trio of receivers with Williams, Frederick and Paul Arnold each capable of a big play. But Pickett and company still exposed the Michigan pass defense as being sus- ceptible to this kind of an attack. There are several talented passing teams on the Wolverines' schedule this year, including playing against Purdue and Illinois away and Michigan State at home. Wisconsin may also give the Wolverines trouble with the expected return of superstar wideout Lee Evans by Nov. 16. The moral of the story is that this game was amazing and has the potential to be very inspiring. But Washington is not the best team Michigan will face this season and to earn its first Rose Bowl berth in five years, it needs find an acceptable solution in several key areas. JeffPhillips can be reached at jpphilli@umich.edu. Sheri L. Szuch, PhD Licensed Clinical Psychologist - Eating Disorders *Depression -RelationshipIssues *Grief & Loss Individual " Group - Family Therapy Eating Issues Groups Starting Mid Sept. Phone 734-741-8584 425 E. Washington - Suite 101 F Ann Arbor Michig an- 48104 Office: 1/2 block from campus; client parking available GAME STATISTICS Team Stats First Downs Rushes/Yards Passing Yards Offensive Plays Total Offense Return Yards Comp/Att/Int Punts/Avg Fumbles/Lost Penalties/Yards Time of Poss MICH 20 36/150 268 75 418 50 22/39/1 5/45.0 4/1 3/17 26:14 UW 18 34/81 318 79 399 66 28/45/1 ,6/37.3 2/1 5/40 33:46 WASHINGTON PUNT RETURNS Player No. Frederick 3 Totals 3 M I C H I G A N PASSING Player Pickett Totals RUSHING Player Alexis Tuiasosopo Pickett Totals RECEIVING Player Williams Frederick Ware Jackson Reddick Hooks Arnold Alexis Tuiasosopo Totals C-A 28-45 28-45 PASSING Player Navarre Team Totals RUSHING Player Perry Askew Bellamy Navarre Totals RECEIVING Player Askew Butler Edwards Bellamy Bell Joppru Totals C-A 22-38 O-1 22/39 ti Att 23 7 1 5 36 No. 7 6 5 2 1 1 18 Yds TD 318 2 318 2 PUNTING PlayerI Finley Totals KICKOFF RETURNS Playgr No. LeSueur 2 Totals 2 PUNT RETURNS Player No. Curry, J. 1 Totals 1 DEFENSE Player Hobson Curry, M. June Curry, J. Jackson Drake Diggs Combs Reid Yds 120 31 11 -12 150 Yds 50 85 80 14 28 11 263 No. 5 5 Yds 36 36 Yds 14 14 Solo 7 5 4 4 3 3 3 2 3 Yds 268 0 268 Avg 5.2 4.4 11.0 -2.4 4.2 Avg 7.1 14.2 16.0 7.0 28.0 11.0 14.6 Yds 225 225 TD 1 0 1 Lg 57 13 11 2 57 Lg 30 22 45 12 28 11 53 Int 1 0 1 TD 3 0 0 0 3 TD 0 O 1 0 O 0 2 Att 28 1 5 34 No. 6 5 4 3 3 2 2 2 1 28 Yds 98 2 -19 81 Yds 72 88 38 36 17 30 16 12 9 318 No. 6 6 Yds 50 50 Avg 3.5 2.0 -3.8 2.4 Avg 12.0 17.6 9.5 12 5.7 15.0 8.0 6.0 9.0 11.4 Yds 224 224 Lg 59 2 2 59 Lg 20 51 25 19 12 17 11 8 9 51 Int 1 1 TD 2 O O 2 TD TO 0 1 1 O O O O O O 2 DEFENSE Player Cooper Carothers Benjamin Mahdavi Massey Ellis Johnson, D. Galloway Williams Miller Hopoi Johnson, T. 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