The Michigan Daily - SportsMonday - January 13, 2003 - 3B YESTERDAY'S GAME Turnovers still dogging M' STEVE {A Purdue 52 69 JACKSON Gueva-rant "Until we stopturning the ball over, we're not going to win very many games in the Big Ten,"- Michigan coach Sue Guevara, on her team's inability tocontrTthie ball in Big Ten play. Key Stat 22 Turnovers by Michigan, resulting in 25 points for the Boilermakers. Michigan is averaging 23.7 turnovers through the three Big Ten losses this season. Daily's MVP Lindsey Hicks The junior forward led the Purdue scor- ing with a career-high 16 points and grabbed six boards. Hicks helped build an early Boilermaker lead, hitting five of her first seven shots from the field. YESTERDAY'S GAME Michigan (52) FG FT REB MIN M-A M-A 0-T A F PTS Pool 30 5-9 0-0 3-9 0 2 11 Goodlow 18 1-5 0-0 0-0 0 2 2 Smith 29 4-10 3-3 3-7 2 0 11 carney 14 0-2 0-0 0-0 2 3 0 Gandy 28 3-8 0-0 0-4 2 2 8 Cortis 1 0-1 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 Andrews 29 3-7 3-3 0-2 0 3 10 Hauser-Price 25 3-3 1-2 0-0 3 2 7 Burlin 6 0-1 0-0 0-1 0 1 0 Bies 19 1-4 1-2 1-1 3 0 3 McPhilamy 1 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 Totals 200 20.50 810 8.28 1 15 52 FG%: .400. FT%: .800. 3-point FG: 4-10, .400 (Gandy 2-2, Andrews 1-1, Pool 1-4, Goodlow 0-1, carney 0-2). Blocks: 4 (Pool 2, Goodlow, Bies). Steals: 11 (Carney 5, Gandy 2, Andrews 2, Bies 2). Turnovers: 22 (Pool 5, Smith 4, Andrews 4, Gandy 4, Carney 2, Goodlow, Hauser-Price, Bies). Techni- cal Fouls: none. PURDUE (69) FG FT REB MIN M-A M-A 0-T A F PTS Hick~s 27 6-11 4-5 1-6 0 0 16 Wright 32 5-11 5-6 2-5 10 1 15 Noon 21 3-7 0-0 2-3 1 3 6 Jones 24 2-6 0-0 0-2 6 0 4 Valek 32 5-9 1-1 1-3 0 2 12 Taylor 8 0-1 1-2 0-0 0 0 1 Howard 3 0-0 2-2 0-0 0 0 2 Keys 6 0-3 0-0 1-2 0 0 0 Duncan 1 2-3 0-0 1-2 0 4 4 Webb 21 1-3 2-2 0.1 6 1 4 Heikes 15 2-4 1-1 3-7 0 2 5 Totals 200 26-58 16-1913-35 14 13 69 FG%: .448. FT% .842. 3-point FG: 1-9, .111 (Valek 1-3, Wright 0-1, Taylor 0-1, Jones 0-2, Webb 0-2). Blocks: 3 (Noon 2, Webb). Steals: 12 (Wright 4, valek 3, Jones 2, Hicks 2, Heikes). Turnovers: 14 (Valek 6, Webb 6, Wright, Jones). Technical fouls: none. By Gennaro Filice Daily Sports Writer WEST LAFAYETTE - As the pregame-warmup clock ticked down to zero, Purdue Athletic Director Morgan Burke surfaced at midcourt with a glis- tening piece of hardware. While the Boilermakers slowly strolled to the general vicinity of their bench, Michi- gan players and coaches hurried back into the tunnel. The athletic director then gave a rousing speech, presenting last year's Big Ten championship tro- phy to the 11,387 raucous Boilermaker faithful. The festivities briefly rocked the crowd, but after a couple minutes, the basketball-starving fans were ready for tip-off. Only one problem: There was no sign of the Maize and Blue. Following a few moments of confu- sion, the public address announcer smoothly preached over the micro- phone, "We need the Wolverines to report to the arena please." Seconds later, Michigan jogged back onto the court. The Wolverines had shown up to play, but with the way they took care of the ball, staying in the lockerroom may not have been a bad idea. Michigan (0-3 Big Ten, 9-5 overall) dropped its third-straight game in a 69- 52 loss to No. 7 Purdue (2-1, 13-2) and continued to take poor care of the ball, turning it over 22 times. The Maize and Blue came out rusty early in the first half as freshman Rachel Carney and senior Raina Good- low threw up consecutive airballs in the Wolverines' first two possessions. Michigan tied the game at two in its third possession when Gandy hit a midrange jumper. Smith converted an impressive runner in traffic, knotting the game at four. Unfortunately, this was the last time Purdue didn't hold the lead. The Boilermakers controlled The sports stories of the year not seen on ESPN AP PHOTO Purdue's Shereka Wright steals the ball from Michigan's Tabitha Pool. It was one of Michigan's 22 turnovers in yesterday's 69-52 loss. the next three minutes and produced a 9-0 run quickly making the score 13-4. The game played evenly for the next four minutes, and at the 7:50 mark, Michigan trailed 19-11. After a Purdue timeout, the Boilermakers ran off anoth- er 9-0 run and took a 28-11 lead. Michi- gan gained some ground in the final five minutes, and freshman Lauren Andrews hit a jumper, while being fouled at the buzzer. With no time on the clock, Andrews converted her free throw and Michigan faced a 36-24 halftime deficit. The most telling statistic of the first half, and especially the two big Purdue runs, was Michigan's 12 turnovers -- many of which directly translated into Boiler- maker fast breaks. "Until we stop turning the ball over, giving teams 25-29 points a game off turnovers, we're not going to win very many games in the Big Ten," Michigan coach Sue Guevara said. Purdue came out strong in the sec- ond half, creating a 51-28 lead by outscoring the Wolverines 15-4 in the first nine minutes. The Boilermakers coasted the rest of the half, milking each possession down to the last few seconds and converting numerous back-breaking jumpers as the shot clock expired. With apologies to the New England Patriots, Lance Armstrong and the Rally Monkey ... In sports, 2002 was the year of Bobblehead terrorists, sparrow biters, topless dancers and "The Attack of the Killer Zambonis." These aren't the kind of famous tales that are played over and over for you on ESPN. There will be no men- tion of Tiger Woods, Michael Vick, Kobe Bryant or even John Navarre. Chances are, you have never seen or heard any of this before. But that doesn't make these stories any less memorable. Inspired by Sports Illustrated writer Steve Rushin, I have scoured the often-scary world of message boards, websites and talk-radio to collect the most bizarre and hilarious sports sto- The Hagerst ries of 2002. Last Class A aN week, Rushin penned his list entitled "The San Fransi Stuff You Can't Make considered Up," and in doing so,L publicized most of my Laden Bobb4 collection. But despite his best efforts, there are still a few ridiculous tales yet to be told. After Friday night's hockey game, many Michigan fans are now the proud owners of Red Berenson Bobblehead dolls. Rushin pointed out how this sports marketing craze has now grown to include religious leaders like Martin Luther. But he neglected to mention that just five months after Sept. 11, the Hagerstown (Md.) Suns, a Class A affiliate of the San Fransico Giants, announced an upcoming promotion called "Osama bin Laden Bobblehead Giveaway Night." To be fair, the geniuses behind this idea had planned for the crowd to destroy these collectibles en mass. But the promotion went in the tank when the Bobblehead's manu- facturer, Alexander Global Promo- tions, of Bellevue, Wash., refused to produce them. "The answer from us consistently has been no," the company's spokesman told The Associated Press. "The reason is, I think it's tasteless." Ya think? While we're on the topic of tasteless, I should mention Aron Bright, a high school wrestling coach in suburban Indianapolis. Apparently, Bright was not satisfied with the taste of his mom's home cooking. Why else would he bite the head off a live sparrow in front of his team? Oh ... someone on his team dared him to do it. That explains everything. ti I leh "It was innocent fun," Bright told the AP. The 31-year-old said the stu- dents who saw the incident "laughed and laughed. They're still laughing about it. I think everyone took it as such - as innocent fun." Bright - a geography teacher who still lives with his parents - was sus- pended for two weeks without pay. I guess he was just caught up in the moment like Carla Sanchez of New York University. Sanchez and the NYU dance team were just 15 seconds into their routine at the national championships in April, when the plastic snap on her spandex top inexplicably came undone. I know what you are thinking: Why is a two-second boob flash one of the most memorable sports stories of 2002? Because she did- wn Suns, a n't pull her top back up! sate of the Sanchez said she was concerned that stopping o Giants, and fixing her outfit Osama bin would cost her team ,ead Night. points. After the per- ___d__g__ formance, the judges said that they would have a made a special exception for her imitation of Kirsten Dunst in "Bring it On," and they would not have deducted any points if she had opted to cover up. Any red-blooded male can guess how this story turned out. She danced topless for two minutes, her team won its division, and she was declared a hero. "That was very brave," co-captain Carolyn Comparato told USA Today. "She's a rock star." Dancing with bare breasts takes a certain level of athletic skill. So does avoiding a Zamboni, but not everyone is as gifted as Miss Sanchez. According to the University of Saskatchewan's school paper, Patrick Guay - a Midget Triple-A hockey player in Saint-Hyacinthe, Quebec - was not swift enough to avoid the giant ice-clearing machine. The driver, who was not identified, took road rage to new levels when he redirected his Zamboni into a crowd of 19 youth hockey players. Guay was not seriously hurt, but he did speak to reporters. "We gave our rallying cry," Guay told Le Courrier de Saint-Hyacinthe. "It is not everyone which saw it com- ing. We thought that it was going to stop." Steve Jackson would like to thank Google.com's French-English translator for that last quote. He can be reached at sjackso@umich.edu. Michigan........................24 Purdue...........................36 28 -52 33 -69 At: Mackey Arena, West Lafayette Attendance: 11,387 BIG TEN Team Penn State Ohio State Minnesota Purdue Illinois Michigan State Northwestern Indiana Iowa Michigan Wisconsin STANDINGS Conference Overall W L W L 4 0 13 3 1 0 10 2 3 1 14 1 3 1 13 2 3 1 11 3 1 1 7 5 1 3 6 8 0 2 7 4 0 2 8 5 0 4 9 5 0 3 2 11 AP PHOTO1 Michigan forward Jennifer Smith struggles for possession with two Purdue players in yesterday's game. Smith lead the Wolverines in scoring with 1 and pulled down seven rebounds. Purdue runs fuel easy victory Weekend results: PURDUE 69, Michigan 52 MINNESOTA 94, Iowa 65 INDIANA 54, Ohio State 50 ILLINOIS 73, Wisconsin 56 Penn State 79, NORTHWESTERN 63 MICHIGAN STATE 72, Detroit 49 By Josh Holman Daily Sports Writer Thursday's games: Indiana at MICHIGAN STATE Northwestern at IOWA Ohio State at WISCONSIN Penn State at PURDUE Sunday's games: Indiana at MICHIGAN Ohio State at NORTHWESTERN Illinois at WISCONSIN Michigan State at PENN STATE Purdue at MINNESOTA 7 p.m. 7 p.m. 7 p.m. 7 p.m. 2 p.m. 12 p.m. 1:30 p.m. 2 p.m. 2 p.m. 'M' STATS Player G Smith 9 Pool 14 Gandy 14 Bies 14 Reams 12 Goodlow 14 Andrews 14 Hauser-Price 13 Burlin 13 McPhilamy 8 Cortis 8 Carney 12 Min 24.2 28.6 31.6 24.8 26.8 15.1 21.8 13.1 17.7 3.3 3.0 8.7 A 0.9 1.9 1.9 1.1 2.2 1.0 2.1 1.0 2.1 0.0 0.3 1.0 Reb 6.3 7.5 5.3 5.1 3.2 3.0 2.0 0.7 2.5 0.6 0.4 0.9 Pts. 13.4 13.3 12.2 11.8 8.2 5.1 5.0 4.3 2.8 1.1 0.5 0.4 WEST LAFAYETTE - The Michigan women's basket- ball team expected to see a high-powered offense from Big Ten powerhouse Purdue. A great part of the game hinged on whether the Wolverines could find a way to answer those runs. Michigan is still looking for that answer. For the second game in a row, Michigan found itself down by double digits early in the first half, taking the team out of its initial game plan for the remainder of the half and, effec- tively, the remainder of the game. "We were really looking to push it in transition and get some easy baskets," Purdue coach Kristy Curry said. "Everyone's going to make runs throughout the game, but ours need to be longer." The Wolverines showed a bit of resilience in the first half, weathering a pair of 9-0 runs and trailing just 36-24 at the half. The 12-point deficit was encouraging after the 25-point hole Michigan had dug itself after the first half of the Illi- nois game on Jan. 5. The Boilermakers stomped out any chance of a competi- tive game, though, opening the second half with two straight hoops. Michigan coach Sue Guevara called a quick timeout to try and settle her players down, but the strategy worked to no avail, as Purdue continued on a 15-4 run, taking the Wolverines down, if not out. Perhaps the most glaring reason for these differing results rested on an old problem that continues to plague Michigan through conference play. Twenty-two Michigan turnovers resulted in 25 Boilermaker points. "We came out in the second half and had six turnovers," senior co-captain LeeAnn Bies said. "We kill ourselves. That will end any run that anyone can put together." Yesterday's matchup was the third-straight in which the Wolverines committed 20 or more turnovers in a game. Sophomore forward Tabitha Pool led the team with five turnovers, followed by junior forwards Stephanie Gandy and Jennifer Smith, and freshman guard Lauren Andrews, all of whom had four. The recent affinity for losing the ball has forced Guevara to start making drastic changes in her lineups. Freshman guard Rachel Carney made her first career start while Bies came off the bench for the first time this season. Guevara tried every- thing from a four forward set to smaller lineups in which Bies and Smith barely shared any time on the court at all. "I'm trying to find that special combination of players that won't turn the ball over," Guevara said. The turnover problem was just one of the many things that took Michigan out of their gameplan, ensuring the final result well before the final buzzer for the third consecutive game. Michigan only managed to make it to the free-throw line ten times in the game, not nearly enough for the power game they have become accustomed to running with Bies and Smith. Purdue junior Lindsey Hicks also exploded for 16 points after struggling in her past few games. Her unexpected per- formance may have resulted from the threat of All-America candidate Shereka Wright, who the Wolverines were keying on most of the game. Add 11,387 screaming fans in Mackey Arena onto that, and it's no wonder that Michigan's offense continued to function in such disarray. "We actually cut the turnovers down from 30 to 22. So it's in the right direction, but it's still way too many," Bies said. "We'll just keep running in practice. If you turn it over, you run." Field-goal percentage leaders Hauser-Price 21-31 d.677 Smith 44-76 .579 3-point percentage leaders Gandy 17-34 .500 Pool 18-38 .474 Free-throw percentage leaders Crisler could help Big Ten woes Smith Goodlow 1 Blocks leaders Bies Pool, Goodlow Steals leaders Gandy Bies, Andrews Turnover leaders Pool 31-37 15-18 .838 .833 By Gennaro Filice and Josh Holman Daily Sports Writers 17 10 22 16 61 1.2 0.7 1.6 1.4 4.4 WEST LAFAYETTE - Michigan's 0-3 start in confer- ence play is the BASKETBALL team's worst start Notebook in Big Ten play Nte____ since the 1998-99 similar results, going 8-8 in the Big Ten and exiting the second round of the WNIT. While history speaks against the team, the future looks a little bit brighter for the Wolverines, who now host three conference games in a row. Michigan can also take some solace in the fact that yesterday's game against Pnrdue was its final regular-season Guevara said. "Obviously when their team gets on a run, that's a sixth player that is a great asset." LACK OF HACKs: In Michigan's 13 games prior to yesterday's matchup, the Wolverines made 201 free throws - six more than their opponents attempted (195). Against the Boiler- makers, Michigan made it to the charitv striae iust 10) times (convert- L1 Y.'7