Tuesday March 11, 2003 michigandaily.com mae(@michigandaily.com ARTS 5 5 BY SCOTT SERILLA DAILY ARTS EDITOR^' i, Continuing his middle aged slide into cine- matic mediocrity, the once-brilliant Steve Martin again frustrates and alienates old fans with his new film "Bringing Down the House," a painful- ly unfunny take on the played-out white/black "odd-couple" formula. Long gone are the days of Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder teaming up for classics like "Silver Streak;" now we're stuck with the fading Martin and surprise Oscar contender Queen Latifah ("Chicago"). Martin plays divorced tax attorney .Peter Sanderson, a typical slice of workaholic subur- ban white bread still pining away for his ex. Desperate to start dating again, he meets what he thinks is a blonde, Ivy League-educated female lawyer in a chat room and strikes up an online romance. That's right, you guessed it - it's actually Queen Latifah as Charlene Morton, a recently escaped convict looking for help in clearing her name of armed robbery charges she didn't com- mit. Uber-WASP Peter wants nothing to do with the in-your-face, street-smart Charlene. But sur- prise of surprises, she nevertheless manages to con her way intostaying with Sanderson, over- coming his objections by posing as the nanny to his estranged kids. In an even more original plot twist, Pete's also wrapped up in landing a highly conservative and wealthy elderly client, who will brist if she crosses paths with the brassy Charalene. Meanwhile Peter's kids and his friend/co-worker Howie (Eugene BRINGIN Levy) are falling for Charlene, and THE H - hoorah! - soon so is Peter. She teaches him how to loosen up, he At Show risks his neck helping her with her Qualm case and soon all is right in the Touch world. Double hoorah! Audiences are less likely to be offended by the deliberately anti-PC head butting between the ; q2 T kkss The look-alike cast makes for a confusing composite. 4 I :('. y T: ' ' "'.' o W B Courtesy of Warner Bros. Got a condo made of stone-a ... Funky Tut! courtesy of VULIIstoII Pfeiffer haunts intriguing 'Oleander' on weak DVD OH NO YOU DIDN'T! BLAND RACIAL STEREOTYPES PREVAIL IN 'HOUSE' out-dated, rather bland racial stereotypes in the film than by the sheer lack of laughs. The stale .y G DOWN lOUSE 'case and ty 16 stone premise and plodding, predictable plot carefully avoid making any- thing resembling worthwhile satire. Director Andrew Shankman ("A Walk to Remember") utterly throws away an opportunity to make a scathing and humorous statement on the pathetic stagnation of race relations in America. The potential of this talented cast is completely squandered on this overextended his collaborations with Christopher Guest ("Wait- ing for Guffman" and "Best In Show") and as the only decent part of the God-awful "American Pie" movies, former "SC-TV" staple Eugene Levy would steal the show if only he had been given more screen time. Levy and Betty White, breaking with her "Golden Girl" sweetness as a blatantly racist neighbor of Peter's, are both tragically underused. Truth be told, the film would have been immediately improved by putting Levy in the lead role. His attempts at romanticizing Charlene are the sole moments of legitimate comedy. The relentless inability of white and black cul- tures to comprehend each other is ripe for a smart, biting lampooning. This isn't it. WB sitcom pilot. Still running on the late career momentum from Cultural dialogues precede RSC's 'Children' By Katie Marie Gates Daily TV/New Media Editor The white oleander flourishes in Los Angeles. It is a beautiful plant of dense greenery spotted by white petals when in bloom, yet it is extremely poisonous. Ingrid Magnus- son mimics its stunning grace and cold reality in the intriguing film "White Oleander," based on the novel by Janet Firth. WH After what seemed OLEAD like mother-daughter DV bliss, Ingrid (Michelle Pfeiffer), a beautiful lib- Picture/Sound eral-thinking artist, and Movie: ***y Astrid (Alison Lohman), Features: ** a sweet youth of 15, are separated by iron bars as Warner Ingrid is committed to life in prison for killing an unrecipro- cating lover. Astrid is consequently moved from one foster home to the next, searching for love and her own identity while continually confined by her mother's manipulation. The young girl's journey leads her to Starr (Robin Wright Penn), a hyp- ocritical Christian who takes in chil- dren as repentance for her many sins. After conflict, Astrid moves to live with Claire (Renee Zellweger), a lonely actress in need of the love not provided by her cheating husband. Finally, Astrid finds a home, if one could call it that, with a Russian resale shop owner. Intermittently she [I T T: is forced to stay in a youth home where she connects with another lost soul, Paul Trout (Patrick Fugit, "Almost Famous"). Lohman, though weaker than her tenured counterparts, carefully crafts the complexities of her character as she transitions from one stage to the next, each moving further from the young girl once amazed by her mother. Now, Ingrid serves to deny her ITE daughter's happiness NDER with bitter remarks as her jealousy grows with- in the prison walls. l: * **1Pfeiffer's portrayal is chilling, overflowing with selfishness and cru- elty. Her character gives Bros. new meaning to the idea of a mother ruining a child's life forever. Zellweger also per- forms impressively and Penn's Starr is humorously and skillfully depicted. While the film is original, the DVD package is not. It includes five odd additional scenes, the standard com- mentary by director, producer and author and two behind the scenes fea- tures. The small segments contain few interesting facts and though each has a different title, they seem to be exactly the same, a frustrating menagerie of too many video clips and similar comments from the stars. What really impresses is the gripping story and visually imagery just as easily experienced on VHS. r. By Sarah Peterson Daily Fine Arts Editor During the first week of its resi- dency, the Royal Shakespeare Com- pany captured Ann Arbor. With workshops galore and 10 totally exquisite performances of "Cori- olanus" and "The Merry Wives of Windsor," it seemed as if Shake- speare himself was walking about the streets of campus. Upholding their reputation of excellency, this week promises to be just as exhilarating as the last. The RSC has packed the week full of many interesting talks and work- shops, and on top of everything, this Wednesday marks the opening night of the world renowned, U.S. debut of Salman Rushdie's "Midnight's Chil- dren" (newly adapted for the stage). The debut performance will be at the Power Center at 7:30 p.m., followed by a post performance reception. The excitement begins Tuesday, however, with two scheduled talks. The first is a round table discussion, from 4-5:30 p.m. at Rackham Audi- torium, entitled "All the World and the Stage: The Theatre and a Global Audience." This discussion will look at how "Midnight's Children," as a play, spans cultural divides. Some questions to be discussed are, "To what extent can values of one culture and era be translated into another cultural context, with other decora, and retain their power, authenticity and pertinence?" and "Can there be a global theatre?" Tuesday's events continue at 7:30 p.m., also at Rackham Auditorium, with a public interview with Salman Rushdie entitled "Indian History, Politics and the Making of 'Mid- night's Children."' This interview will highlight Mr. Rushdie's thoughts and opinions on a broad spectrum of topics, ranging from the media to intellectual freedom, free speech,, politics, religion and family life. Prior to the performance Wednes- day evening, there are two more opportunities to attend discussions connected to the play. At 11 a.m., Rushdie will again be at Rackham Auditorium to participate in a public interview and reading. This program, entitled "The Literary Rushdie" will include a talk with Rushdie about his body of work, and he will personally read an excerpt from his canon. Following the interview, the Inter- national Symposium: "Knowing South Asia: Reflections on the World of Salman Rushdie," will begin at 1:30 p.m. This symposium "will elaborate on the complex links among nation, religion and diversity in the writings of Salman Rushdie." The RSC "Insight" on "Midnight's Children," which will take place from 4:30-6 p.m. at the Power Cen- ter, will finish up the extra events accompanying the play. This event will entail a behind-the-scenes lec- ture and demonstration on the Royal Shakespeare Company's production of "Midnight's Children." To enable anyone who desires to see the production, the RSC will be performing "Midnight's Children" on Thursday, Friday and Saturday at 7:30 p.m:, and on Saturday and Sun- day at 1:30 p.m. All performances are at the Power Center, and tickets can be purchased through the UMS ticket office or by calling 764-2538. Dream it. Do it. Disney: We're recruiting on campus! Univ. of Michigan-Ann Arbor Monday, March 17, 2003 6:00 PM,Ballroom @ The League Mark your calendars -All majors and all college levels invited. This is your chance to go inside this world-famous resort, build your resume, network with Disney leaders and meet students from around the world. Check out a Walt Disney World"* College Program paid internship. 24-hour secured housing is offered. Harvard University Gordon McKay Professor of Applied Physics, Vinton Hayes Senior Research Fellow in Electrical Engineering College credit opportunities may be available. Visit our website at wdwcollegeprogram.com *1 .1 . 1 i