Friday February 14, 2003 michigandaily.com mae@michigandaily.com ARTS 5 W NO TROUBLE IN RIVERS CITY 'TV A F BRODERICK MAKES ABC's 'MUsic MAN' WORK By Douglas Wernert Daily Arts Writer 0 1 N In today's television business full of ludi- crous ideas, where viewers will soon be able to watch "When Animals Attack 5" and "Are You Hot?" within the same hour, one truth brings hope: From time to time, people still enjoy a good old- fashioned musical. Banking on the success of "South Pacific" last year, ABC has brought another musical to the small screen. "The Music Man" com- bines fine act- ing, dancing and comedy into'a pleasant change from the can you top this?" format that is network television. One way to attract attention is to get the star from another wildly successful Broadway show. Matthew Broderick ("The Pro- ducers") is Harold Hill, the charming, smooth- talking scam artist who invades River City, Iowa to form a band with all the kids of the town. Singing the catchy tune "We've Got Trouble," he offers this alternative so the children of River City won't get caught up in the gambling of the newly opened billiards room. Though the citizens of the town take a liking to the energetic fellow, there are a few looming problems. First, the mayor of the town, Shinn (Victor Garber), owns the pool table and is against the idea of starting a children's band. Second, Hill isn't a music teacher and isn't inter- ested in forming a band at all, but rather taking their money and hightailing it out of town. Hill also takes a liking to Marian (Kristin Chenoweth), the town librarian - yes, that.does rhyme - whose conservative nature and vibrant face make her a strong character. Marian's mother, Mrs. Paroo (Debra Monk), and the mayor's old-fashioned wife (Molly Shan- non, surprisingly proving there is still life after "Saturday Night Live") quickly acquire a fondness So then the pope says, "That's not my donkey... " 'Targets' hits bulls-ey By Lynn Hassolbarth Daily Arts Writer for Hill. In the middle of practicing for the Flag Day festivities, Harold explains his dreams for the chil- dren's band with the well-known song "Seventy-Six Trombones." The town jumps at the idea, but Mayor Shinn demands to see Hill's teaching credentials, sending a group of four easily-distracted men (the famous THE ML Sunday A Courtesy of AB Abe Frulman, the Sausage King of Chicago. and the barbershop quartet is just ridiculous enough to be funny. However, the mayor's butchering of the English language and its expressions almost make one for- get he's the "bad guy." Also, hear- ing Winthrop, the little freckled-faced brother of Marian, MAN sing with his squeaky voice will USIC N have you shaking your head, either at 7 p.m. in laughter or disgust. Marion her- kBC self becomes lovelier as the show goes on, and compliments the swindler Harold Hill very well. "The Music Man" is a pleasant way to spend a Sunday evening, and it reminds you the oldies can still provide quality entertainment. When it comes to delivering a solid night of fun and enjoyment, ABC won't be singing "We've Got Trouble." Eve Ensler, activist and author of "The Vagina Monologues," brings her brave, new play, "Necessary Targets," to Ann Arbor's Performance Network this month. Audiences will experience the haunting echoes of war-torn Bosnia through the voices of five refugee women. Written from hundreds of inter- views with female Bosnian refugees in Croatia and Pakistan, Ensler's script is simple and heartbreakingly sincere. The play unfolds in a Bosnian refugee camp in 1995, as seven-very different women struggle to rebuild their lives. J.S. and Melissa, played by Jan Radcliff and Carla Milarch, are Americans who have traveled to the memory of violence. Weighted down in denial over the loss of her baby, Seada is a woman detached from existence. In a riveting performance by Robyn Heller, Seada breaks down and faces the horror of her past. Zlata (Terry Heck) is a doctor and woman of intense pride who resis- tants the efforts of J.S. and Melissa. She can't bear to see Americans strut in with their tape recorders and expertise, reminding her of a life she once had. However, the pride, denial and fear that separate these women ultimately joins them in deep friendship. "When we think of war, we do not think of women. Because the work of survival, or restoration, is not glam- orous work" explains Eve Ensler in the Barbershop Quartet) to scout him out. Marian the librarian helps Hill, and all scenarios lead to a conclusion that all will enjoy and appreciate. While the songs and storyline are clever and creative, "The Music Man" thrives because of the cast. Broderick always turns in a good showing, introduction ABC brings 'Dragnet' out of retirement camp to record the women's painful stories. However, J.S., a Man- hattan psychiatrist, and Melissa, a war-trauma counselor and journalist, find themselves amid their own personal transformation. Early in the play, Melissa asks each woman what she wishes NECESSARY TARGETS At the Performance Network Through March 9 Thursday-Sunday $22.50-$27.50 Performance Network to the published play. By viewing war through the perspective of its female victims, one is awakened to the unpublicized and misunderstood conse- quences of war. Tragically, women of war are necessary tar- gets. Rape and violence against women reminds the opposing side that they are incapable of By Christian Smith Daily Arts Writer The badge is back. Or so goes the ABC slogan touting its new series version of the touchstone 1950s cop staple "Dragnet." And who to do such a thing other than the very per- son who has taken NBC hostage with the "Law DRA & Order" franchise, S Dick Wolf. It makes Sundays sense, considering how A much "L&O" draws from the original "Dragnet" with the deadpan voiceover, the catchy transi- tion sound effect and the just-the-facts narrative approach. Like "Law & Order," "Dragnet" advertises that it draws storylines from today's headlines as well as Los Angeles' rich crime history. However, it seems to be inspired by more than just that. Last week's episode was almost an exact reproduction of a recent episode of NBC's "Boomtown" - same disturbing homeless crime, same MacArthur Park location, same film-school perpetrator. Though the show is anything but original content wise, there really isn't anything quite like it on televi- sion stylistically. Nowadays, net- works have abandoned straightfor- ward storytelling in order to push more edgy, attention-grabbing fare in competition with the likes of cable programming. The new "Dragnet" is possibly the most undemanding show on TV The program essen- ~NET tially leads viewers along the path to its 10 p.m. logical conclusion, C leaving behind the twists and* turns. While there are many other crime-based shows that are similarly conventional, like "NYPD Blue" for example, "Dragnet" solves the crimes in such a droning and obvious way that all the suspense is eliminated in the process, whereas watching Sipowicz working over NYC's scum never gets old. The "Dragnet" revival does jack it up a little, but the most enthralling part about it is the opening credits, a montage of the Los Angeles land- scape set to a fast-paced techno beat, complete with the signature dum-da- dum-dum theme song. Another of the show's problems is the uneven rapport between the two main characters, Detectives Joe Fri- day, played by Ed O'Neill - who is, of course, best known for playing the dim-witted Al Bundy on "Married With Children" - and Frank Smith (Ethan Embry, "Sweet Home Alaba- ma"). While O'Neill does a fine job as Friday in a subtle, low-key and witty performance, Embry makes boisterous, unintelligent observations and seems better suited for a revival of "90210" than he does for a classic detective series. In fact, the question everyone seems to be asking is how on earth did Embry's 26-year-old Smith make detective already? The answer: Network executives conveniently situated him there to attract a younger demographic that isn't familiar with the original series. So as Embry meanders around in his hideous brown suits, posing for 13- year-old girls, O'Neill is left with all the work, and the show is left with nothing but mediocre. for. Azra (Shirley Benyas), an elderly woman yearning for her beloved cow Blossom, replies with ease, "I'm wait- ing to die." With honest acceptance of the finality of her life, Azra simply wants to be reunited with her loved ones. Jelena (Wendy Hiller), in her mid-thirties, is fearful of her abusive husband and wishes to escape with joyful drunkenness. Nuna, a young admirer of American movie stars, seems to be the bridge between the American women and her devastated friends. Played by Rebecca Del- comyn, Nuna is the daughter of an ill- fated mixed marriage. She wishes to one day be respected for who she is. Others, such as Seada, are lost in the protecting their own mothers, wives and daughters. Women are reduced to being spoils of war, a reality thatis often ignored and removed from our minds. Then, after the war is over, the closing chapter lingers indefinitely as women rebuild their broken homes and dis- placed communities. Ensler seeks to remind us of their essential role. Whether one is wholly changed by this experience, or is simply inspired by the genuine artistry of the play, "Necessary Targets" aides in our understanding of war. Through the sen- sitive stage direction of David Wolber and the honest performances of the play's seven actresses, "Necessary Tar- gets" is a vital masterpiece. kG at LB s