MORE SCANDAL The Michigan Daily - Friday, January 31, 2003 - 3 BRIDA L Yum, yum! Seniors award hottest Daily males Carmen "Snow White" Johnson to marry J-Dick, Meizlish, and Mr. Quitter in hundred- dollar wedding Carmen "Snow White" Johnson has given in to the countless hours of courting by Daily Arts Editor Jeff Dickerson, incoming Editor in Chief Louie Meizlish and Daily quitter Tyler Boersen and will marry all three this summer. While the four-some has a happy ending, it wasn't always picture per- fect. Johnson initially stood up Dickerson on several occasions and gave a chuckle and a no when asked out by Meizlish. Boersen spent weeks discreetly visiting Carmen at her place of work after his spiritual advisor, C. Price Jones, would call him to tell him Carmen was in the building. Just days before the tri-engagement, rumors were flying that Johnson had met Boersen for coffee to bang out the details of the engagement. Despite political differences, Cocks falls for Peters, wedding date still to be announced Former political rivals Mike Cocks and Jeremy W. Peters yesterday announced their intention of exchang- ing vows this year. The two traded barbs last year when they ran against each other for the post of state courier. Cox came out on top in that race, but he and Peters have apparently mended fences. Former loverboys separate, Smith goes afer the ladies leaving Dickerson sad Daily arts lovers Jeffy Dickerson and Lukie Smith announced their separation yesterday. Smith called off the commitment ceremony when he realized he still had a passion for the ladies. While the two said they would like to remain friends, JDick admit- ted it will be tough to see Smith and not be able to get down and dirty. Berkowitz, Haddad to wed after two years of bliss in grand ceremony Jeremy Scott Berkowitz and Rabih "Free" Haddad are pleased to announce their wedding, which occurred January 20, 2003 in a New York square. Jeremy and Rabih, who spent two tender years together, were married in a tent underneath the stars. The bride is currently a student at the University of Michigan studying political science and works part- time as a reporter. He and the groom formed a close working rela- tionship when he was assigned to a Chicago bureau and organized a sit- down interview with Free, who was temporarily serving time in jail. Haddad has resumed a volunteer position at the Global Relief Founda- tion, following his acquittal early last month. Mr. Don Shuelman officiated the 8 p.m. ceremony and opera music was provided by UMGASS mem- bers. The bride wore a tight white suit purchased at an expensive boutique located slightly outside of New York (most likely in Jersey) and slicked his hair with a pot of coconut-scent- ed pomade. His fraternity brothers served as ushers and bridesmaids. He didn't invite Jen. Former rivals unite despite racial, ethical differences, announce forbidden, surprise passion Education senior Agnes Aleobua and LSA senior James Justin Wilson are happy to announce their surprise elope- ment to family and friends. The two met more than three years ago, when Aleobua and Wilson were both rallying on the Diag. Aleobua remembers she was holding a sign that read "Integration or bust!" while Wilson held a sign that said1 "R AMN is Evii." By The Fab Five Daily Guy Experts The irresistible charm of a Tennessee accent. Bulging biceps. A gourmet chef. Alternative flair, and a down- home Kentucky upbringing highlight this year's list of the 10 Sexiest Daily Men. Though separating the men from the boys posed a bit of an issue, voters agreed - new wardrobes and person- ality played major roles in the outcome. "You see these guys day in and day out, so they have to have something original about them. Shopping at Steve's just doesn't cut it after a while," said one news editor. "The quiet, mys- terious ones totally won my vote. They just seem so cute and innocent." This element of mystery is some- thing winner C. P. Jones said comes naturally to him. "Women like the mys- terious type. I like women. So I do what I can to maintain my mystique," Jones said. When asked what the C stands for, Jones replied, "I would tell you, but then where would the mystery be?" But don't let his words fool you. This hottie packs some serious intel- lectual muscle. He's a math major with a fondness for Nabokov. In his spare time, Jones dedicates himself to his friends, helping those more lonely than him discover how to become more irresistible. "They're my friends, and I don't want for anyone to be alone. It's the least I can do," said the Tennessee native. "I've never met a guy who could pull off wearing a baby pink shirt and actu- ally look attractive, but C. Price never fails," said one news reporter who wished to be called Snow White. "Of all the guys that I've met at the Daily, C. Price just seems so ... alluring." When it comes to the muscle of the Daily, runner up Jonathon Triest makes sure to strut his stuff at any chance he gets. "Seeing Jon walk in wearing a white t-shirt, jeans and a hat backward makes a long night at the Daily seem so much shorter. He's so suave and truly is a sight for tired eyes," com- mented former editor Ms. Green. But despite Triest's looks, Green said top-five pick Andy Taylor-Fabe would be her pick for a night on the town. "He just seems like such a gen- tleman. He has that sort of laid-back, carefree style about him, like he would be totally satisfied cuddling on the couch and watching a good movie," she said. "I love the side burns," she added. A film buff, Taylor-Fabe enjoys a calm lifestyle, which typically includes drinking with friends at Ash- leys, a quaint local bar. "I'm just not in to that whole dress-to-impress thing. I want people to see me for me, not some carbon-copy, cliche artsy guy," Taylor-Fabe said. Catching a midnight movie at the State may not rank high on sports writer Charles Paradis' list of late-night activities, but the Kentucky-born junior brings his own midwestern charm to the top five. "I've never really seen myself as sexy, but I guess if that is what the girls say, then it must be true," Paradis said. "I didn't even own a pair of jeans until last week." A house party frequenter, Paradis spends most of his nights at sporting events or out with friends. "A lot of my friends are totally in to the frat scene, but that has never been for me. I'd much rather just watch the Real World, play some beer pong and chill with the guys,"he said. Topping out the top five is the debonair and quite as light as air Jeff Dickerson, fondly known as Jdick. "He has some of the strangest habits - alphabetizing his cds, incessantly cleaning - but those are what make him so attractive," said a close friend named Natalie, adding that it is Dick- erson's romantic side that makes him the cream of the crop. "He knows how to make altredo, need I say more?" Whether romantic or sporty, tall or small, this year's top 10 Daily guys seem to offer a bit of everything. "It's really too bad GQ didn't look to the males of 420 Maynard Street when searching for their next cover guy," Green said. "Hopefully they learned to never judge a book by its cover." I Brad Pitt gets down, freaky on wave field By Shannon Pettmeplease Daily Staff Reporter It was a 'Pitt'iful site on North Campus yesterday after- noon as Hollywood Hunk Brad Pitt shot a steamy love scene for his new film, "Richard is Not A Part of the Male Anato- my," in the Wave Field on North Campus. Pitt said he chose to shoot the scene on North Cam- pus for two reasons. First, his publicist told him that no one on North Campus would recognize him because only Engineers and Music School students live there. Secondly, he was paid $50,000 in Starbucks bucks by B. Joe White as part of B. Joe's North Campus revital- ization project. Pitt's prediction about not being recognized on North Campus was true. While many engineers sauntered past the movie set and full frontal Pitt, few even looked up to see the star. For students who did look up and see the star few were able to recognize him or identify who or what Pitt was. "Pitt, that's funny, like arm pit or elbow pit," Engi- neering junior Robert Bartz said as he sniffed his own armpits. "I think I'll call' mine Bartz Pitts, they're smelly." When Engineering senior Zena Patel was asked if she know who the naked man having sex with the naked women in the wave field Patel asked "I have what? Sex? Who is Sex?" Pitts' co-star Jackie Nixon said the Wave Field was the perfect place for the scene adding that the rolling waves of the field resembled the round firmness of Pitt's rear. When the GQ man of the year heard that Pitt was on cam- pus he immediately rushed back to his frat to pluck his eye brows and fart before rushing to the wave field to give Pitt some competition.1 Women dominat< v idoames, mei Pucker up, big boy WOODY/Big Booty Hoes With plenty of hours to spare, Daily Editor in Chief Jon Schwartz will find time for more important things. "He may be married to Jennifer Aniston, but I'm married to myself and I am GQ fabulicious!" GQ Man of the Year said. There was a small protest against the movie shoot led by Students' Against Stuff, who said they were protesting all the stuff happening on North Campus. "I hate it when I go somewhere and there is stuff happen- ing. Can't we just end the stuff?" SAS ringleader Erin Petty- piece said. found slightly inferior By Jackie Nickson (Cause the people at this paper are really racist and can't believe my last name is N-i-x-o-n) Daily Staff Reporter In what was once a male-domi- nated arena, women are now emerg- ing as a competitive force in the world of video games, according to a study released by the University yesterday. Hand-eye coordination specialist Jane Utech said women have shown more determination in the last year to challenge men at their own game. "Men created video games so they could isolate themselves from women. Originally that's why men had sports to fall back on, but that area was threatened when female sportscasters came into the mix," Utech said. University statistics show a sharp rise in the last year when women only dominated 60 percent of men's activities. Although men seem to have a competitive edge because they have been practicing longer, researcher Alyssa Bean said it is very likely that there will be a change in the near future of the number of female victories in competition. By March, women will dominate almost every type of video game, Bean added. "Sweet," LSA butt Luck Scoot said. One duo of women has already taken an active stance in challeng- inga g ronn of men to a videoganme but a boyfriend as well. "It's the only way I could orches- trate more time with my crush. Hopefully I can sit across from him during the meal," she said. . However, she said if she doesn't get a boyfriend, she believes the challenge will prove beneficial in finding a wealthy husband. "Most likely my husband will like video games, so I look at this as a warm-up for my future," Scarlett said. In pre-challenge practice one competitor hurt his right thumb, which he attributed to overworking his hands. "My controller wouldn't work," RC "devil" Babyface Bennett said. "I forgot my controller at home and I can't help it if the girls were so stupid to buy this stupid Madcats® controller. My shooter just wouldn't shoot. I couldn't even get to the weapon before I was shot down." Bennett soon became speechless, as he seemed to do each time he lost to Scarlett. Many men echoed Bennett's sen- timents of getting shot down before getting a chance. "It's like playing against a couple of retarded girls," Scoot said. "It's totally tits." Game officiator Chilli Paradise finally agreed that the guys will domi- nate the girls in the gaming environ- ment and teach them countless lessons. "Yeah yeah yeah," he said. He stopped at a final "yeah" when he realized hisc irlfriend was i ho -- -^ -- ---- -z .._..