SW 0 e W 2B - The Michigan Daily - Weekend Mgozine -Thursday, January 23, 2003 Random picks Lewinsky to win mud wrestling The Michigan Daily - Weekel Maziae - Thurs Saturday By Graham Kelly Day. Arts Writer The Michigan Daily: Hi, I'm a writer with the Michigan Daily. You've been chosen to take part in this week's Random Student Interview. Are you up for it? Random: Sure. TMD: Who wins the fight, Monica Lewinsky or Hillary. Rodham Clinton? R: Monica Lewinsky. TMD: Now with mud. R: With mud? TMD: Mud is now a factor. R: Still Monica Lewinsky. TMD: What does it mean when you say someone is a MacGyver? R: That they are like a jack-of-all trades. TMD: What actor played MacGyver on TV? R: I have no idea. TMD: Richard Dean Anderson. R: He was in like a plane movie too, or something. TMD: Do you believe that to be a successful British rock band, 75 per- cent of the members have to be hideously ugly? R: Yes. TMD: What is the ugliest British band you know? R: The Clash. They also have to have horrible, horrible haircuts. TMD: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? R: Your mom. TMD: Wow. Getting a little feisty. Who was your favorite char- acter on "Saved By The Bell?" R: Slater. TMD: Do you know who played Zack? R: Um, Mark Paul Gosselaar or something. TMD: Very good. Do you think that Mark-Paul Gosselaar did any- thing with his life after "SBTB," or did you expect more out of him? R: No, how can you? Eight years on "SBTB" equals a typecast. TMD: Do you like Worcester Sauce? R: Yeah. TMD: What aquatic animal is a key ingredient in Worcester Sauce? R: Anchovies. TMD: How many people do you think will read this article? R: Three. TMD: That sounds about right. The cast of "Friends" recently signed up for another season. What are your thoughts? R: Cool. I love that show. TMD: When you are at a drive- thru window at a burger place and it's taking really long to get your food, do you ever wonder out loud if they are ' growing the potatoes out back in an attempt to be witty? R: No. Usually I'll drive up, and then pull back in backwards to kill time. TMD: Same question, but this time with the joke being that they have to kill the cow? R: Yes. TMD: Don't you think that's a lit- tle rude of you, considering those people are working as hard as they can to prepare your food while you sit comfortably in your climate-con- trolled car? R: No. I could do it faster. TMD: Have you ever been abducted? R: By aliens? TMD: Yup. R: No. TMD: Would you consider your- self fickle? R: No. TMD: What's your favorite num- ber? R: Seven. TMD: What is your favorite con- stitutional amendment? R: One. TMD: Interesting. Do you ever question the integrity of your peers? R: Yes. TMD: What's the worst day of the week? R: Wednesday. TMD: If you could make up an eighth day of the week, what would it be called? R: Myday. TMD: Is that one word? R: Sure. It is now. TMD: Do you ever not care about the rest of the week because Friday you are in love? R: No. TMD: Besides Blue Cab, what's another cab company in Ann Arbor? R: Yellow Cab. TMD: Do you believe in UFOs? R: No. TMD: Did you ever want Mulder and Scully to get it on in the "X- Files," just to alleviate all the sexual tension? R: Well yeah. TMD: Who do you think would be on top? (Random takes a suspiciously long pause with which to ponder the intriguing - and titillating - ques- tion.) R: Scully. TMD: Are you picturing Mulder and Scully having sex right now? R: Unfortunately so. TMD: Do you believe that SUVs are inherently evil? R: No. Well if you are in the mid- dle of a place that doesn't need an SUV, yes. TMD: Who wrote the Harry Potter series? R: J.K. Rowling. Or something close to that. TMD: Who invented the light bulb? R: Um, Einstein. TMD: The telephone? R: It wasn't Bell. I don't know. TMD: Which country is bigger, Denmark or Sweden? R: Sweden. TMD: Are you still thinking of Mulder and Scully? R: No. Thankfully so. TMD: What is 12 times 13? R: Twelve more than 144. TMD: Who is your favorite Greek god? R: Aphrodite. TMD: Okay Vanessa, we're almost done. Now it's time for the final five. Who wins in a boxing match between Mike Tyson and a kanga- roo? R: Kangaroo. TMD: Do you believe that in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make? R: Probably not. TMD: Do you prefer the expres- sion "making whoopee" or "doing the horizontal bop?" R: Doing the horizontal bop. Not fond of the word whoopee. Goldberg and everything. TMD: Nature or Nurture? R: Nature. TMD: If you could relive one year out of your life, which one would it be? R: Last year. TMD: Alright Vanessa, thanks a lot. Look for this in Thursday's paper. R: Okay. TMD: Have a good night. R: You too.. Qp4,ESTION OF THE WEEK What do you do to de-stress? "I just let it all build up until I have a nerv- ous breakdown:' - LSA sophomore Raya Samet "I go bowling.' - Residential College junior Christian Shafer "I love to watch the food network." - LSA senior Zach Slates CAMPUS CINEMA Bowling for Columbine See Thursday. State Theater 2:15, 4:30, 7, 9:30 & 11:45 p.m. The Pianist See Thursday. State Theater 3:15, 6:15 & 9:15 Princess Mononoke Makes you want to cry. State Theater Midnight Rabbit-Proof Fence See Friday. Michigan Theater 5:30, 7:30 & 9:30 p.m. MUSIC Ann Arbor Folk Festival Is Taj Mahal real- ly worth that price hike? Michigan Theater, 603 E. Liberty St., 6 p.m. $30- 45. 668-8463. Back to Bassists If they don't play "Big Bottom," you have the right to riot. Kerrytown Concert House, 415 N. Fourth St., 7:30 p.m. $10-25 ($5 stu). 769.2999. Funktelligence Maybe Jackson does the astro, astro. Leopold Bros., 523 S. main St., 10 p.m. $7. 747-9806. Sunday CAMPUS CINEMA Bowling for Columbine See Thursday. State Theater 2:15, 4:30, 7 & 9:30 p.m. Monty Python and the Holy GraIl What kind of swallow brings your coconuts? Michigan Theater 6 & 8:15 p.m. The Pianist See Thursday. State Theater 3:15, 6:15 & 9:15 p.m. Rabbit Proof Fence See Friday. Michigan Theater 3:30, 5:45 & 8 p.m. Real Women Have Curves See Thursday. Michigan Theater 3:45 p.m. MUSIC Bird Jazz Jam Ron Brooks eats babies. Bird of Paradise, 312 S. Main St., 9 p.m. $3. 662-8310. Phil Ogilvie's Rhythm Kings That name just screams polka. The Firefly Club, 207 S. Ashley St., 5 p.m. $7. 665- 9090. Monday CAMPUS CINEMA Bowling for Columbine See Thursday. State Theater 7 & 9:30 p.m. The Pianist See Thursday. State Theater 6:45 & 9:45 p.m. Rabbit-Proof Fence See Friday. Michigan Theater 7 & 9:15 p.m. CAMPUS CINEMA Bowling for Columbine See Thursday. State Theater 7 & 9:30 p.m. The Pianist See Friday. State Theater 6:45 & 9:45 p.m. Rabbit-Proof Fence See Friday. Michigan Theater 7 & 9:15 p.m. MUSIC Blind Pig Showcase Night Advance- booked open mic night. Makes a lot of sense. Blind Pig, 208 S. First St., 10 p.m. Free ($2 under 21). 996-8588. The Ron Brooks Trio Even Satan himself quakes in Ron's presence. Bird of Paradise, 312 S. Main St., 8 p.m. $5. 662-8310. MUSIC The Tad Weed Freedom Ensemble If you ask nicely, they might play Spinal Tap's "Free-Form Jazz Exploration." Bird of Paradise, 3125S. Main St., 8 p.m. $3. 662-8310. University Philharmonia Orchestra Mainly intended for the parents of those involved, so you aren't expected to be there. Michigan Theater, 603 E. Liberty St., 8 p.m. Free. 668-8463. Tuesday After his success in the "Chamber of Secrets", Kenneth Branaugh shows his range in "Rabb The Pianist See Friday. State Theater _ 6:45 & 9:45 p.m. Wednesday Rabbit Proof Fence See Friday. Michigan Theater 7 & 9:15 p.m. MUSIC The Slackers Ska is just plain evil. Don't go. Blind Pig, 2085S. First St., 7 p.m. $7. 996-8588. 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