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2B - The Michigan Daily - Weekend, etc. Magazine - Thursday, October 18, 2001

The Michigan Daily - Weekend, etc. Magazin

Horoscopes

New alliances already
forming in 'Survivor'

By Mizz Velveeta
Weekend, etc. Astrologer

Aries: March 21 - April 19
Ben and Jerry will call you to help them create a new
ice cream flavor. Make it something involving gummy
snacks --everybody loves gummy snacks.
Taurus: April 20 - May 20
In some strange phenomenon, your shit will smell like
roses.
Gemini: May 21 - June 21
If you are upset over spilt milk, lick it up.
Cancer: June 22 - July 22
Take advantage of Bollinger's departure and start your
own campaign for University President. You would do
an excellent job.
Leo: July 23 - Aug. 22
Watch and study "The Godfather Trilogy" all week to
perfect your Vito Corleone impression. Your friends
will love to hear you talk like the Don whenever
possible.
Virgo: Aug.23 - Sept. 22
Since the Big House will be empty this Saturday, go
roll naked on the field all afternoon.

Libra:,Sept. 23 - Oct. 23
As a gesture of your love, eat your significant other's
boogers.
Scorpio: Oct. 24 - Nov. 21
You are a genius of immeasurable intelligence, hence
your low test scores. Explain this concept to your profes-
sors and they will put this calculation into your grades.
Sagittarius: Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
To brighten up your living quarters buy a plant and
make it your new best friend.
Capricorn: Dec. 22 - Jan. 19
Wander campus with an empty camera and pretend to
be a photographer while getting many strangers to
pose for you.
Aquarius: Jan. 20 - Feb. 18
Get off your ass and get involved - go join a student
group this week.
Pisces: Feb. 19 - March 20
Do not turn on any lights or plug in any appliances this
week or you will be electrocuted.

Twenty-four million Americans tuned
in last week to watch the premiere episode
of "Survivor: Africa." As executive pro-
ducer Mark Burnett predicted, "Survivor"
bucked the recent trend of the reality tele-

vision downfall by
for CBS. While it

producing big ratings
:. 77

came second
behind the
"Friends" gang,
analysts believe
the ratings would
have been higher
had it not been for
the Presidential
address that started
at 8 p.m. when
"Survivor" was
slated to debut. Jeff
Even after. just
one episode, Dickerson
alliances and con-
flicts have arisen inr
both tribes. The insider
lone Michigander
Clarence managed to piss off everyone in
his tribe with his can of beans story. The
later two seemed to have formed a bond of

sorts, from collecting polluted water to
verbally attacking the Boran strongman.
Tom, goat farmer extraordinaire, was the
most vocal of the group and openly criti-
cal of how his tribe was performing.
Unless he lays low a bit, he may find him-
self voted off in a few weeks.
Over at Samburu, Brandon has gained
the trust of the young ladies, and the evil
eye of Frank. Linda and young Kim found
out MacGyver-style that the lens of the
telescope could be used to start a fire.
Tribe members are surely likely to remem-
ber that when it comes tribal council time
so look for them to stay for a while.
After a fastidious overlook of the entire
cast, one fundamental component seems
to be missing from the cast ... the token
cute girl. The first time around it was that
delectable pixie Colleen Haskell who
swooned America, then the stunning
Elisabeth Filarski graced the small screen
in "Survivor: Australia" to provide specta-
cle for the young male viewers. Sadly, the
designated "cute girl" seems to have been
omitted from the latest group of survivors.
CBS may see the ratings of the male 18-34
demographic decline as a result.
Immunity this week will be decided at
the Damu Bar (aka Blood Bar). Survivors
will be lining up to take a shot of the sweet
nectar of Kenya, fresh cow blood. Similar
challenges occurred in the first two rendi-
tions of "Survivor" so contestants knew
coming into the show to expect this type
of challenge. Rumor has it the blood is
drawn from a live cow; although produc-
ers urge viewers this Kenyan tradition
does not hurt the animal (here comes
PETA).
Knowing an "eat disgusting shit" chal-
lenge was due, look for survivors to chug
down the red syrup for their respective
teams. Ethan looks to be the one who will
have the most difficulty drinking the
blood, as he is a self-declared vegen.
Brandon will have no problem drinking
the blood; he swallows anything that
comes into his mouth.
Most of the preview concentrates on
the apparent division in the Samburu
tribe, suggesting they will be the tribe to
drop a member this week. Silas is shown
in a clip recruiting two different alliances,
and one tribe member catches him in the
act. Speculation is the two factions of
Samburu tribe are based on age, with the
young women (including Brandon) form-
ing a pack against Frank, Linda, Carl and
Teresa. The crafty Silas seems to be play-
ing both sides, guaranteeing once the
word of his double team gets out he'll be
in some hot Shaba water.
Last week Diane was voted off as pre-
dicted, making your beloved "Survivor"
columnist one for one. This week every-
thing indicates a Boran victory in the
immunity challenge, forcing Samburu to
drop from eight to seven. Frank seems
like a logical choice as he got a lot of
screen time in the first episode, a good
deal of which was negative. If the
alliances hold up he might be in safe ter-
ritory. The weakest link seems to be
Brandon, as he has yet to prove himself
physically and mentally. The older mem-
bers of Samburu will vote for him at trib-
al council, reverting the gay bartender
population of Kenya back to zero.

Ypsilanti, 10 p.m. $4 483-6374.
60 Second Crush That's a serious
love interest. T.C.'s Speakeasy,
Ypsilanti 10:30 p.m. $3 483-4470.
THEA TER
"It's All True." See Thurs. $25.
A LTERNA TIVES
Chunky Move This innovative
Australian dance company presents
two bold works, "Crumpled" . and
"Corrupted 2," which use choreogra-
pher Gideon Obarzanek's trademark
aggressive,. punctuated style. Power
Center. 8 p.m. $18-36. 764-2538.
"Japanese Fisherman's Coats of
Awaji Island." Exhibit features the
Japanese folk textile tradition of
these patterned, handcrafted coats.
UMMA, 525 S. State. Free. 764-
0395.
"Donald Sultan: The Smoke Rings."
See Thurs.
"Albert Kahn: Inspiration for the,
Modern." See Thurs.
Sunday
CAMPUS CINEMA
Mulholland Drive See Friday.
Michigan Theater. 4, 7 & 10 p.m.
The Girl Michigan Theater. 5:30,
7:30 & 9:30 p.m.
The Cat and the Canary I tawt a taw
a putty tat. C'mon, it had to be said.
Michigan Theater. $4. 2 p.m.
Ghost World See Friday. State
Theater. 2, 4:30, 7 & 9:15 p.m.
Haiku Tunnel See Friday. State
Theater. 2:30, 5, 7:15 & 9:30 p.m.

"Open Mic Side
get signed.
Ypsilanti 9 p.m.

Show" Surest way to
T.C.'s Speakeasy,
$2 483-4470.

THEA TER
"It's All True." See Thurs. 2 p.m. $20.
A LTERNA TIVES
"Japanese Fishermen's Coats of
Awaji Island." See Sat.
"Donald Sultan: The Smoke Rings."
See Thurs.
"Albert Kahn: Inspiration for the
Modern." See Thurs.
Monday
BOOKS
"Impossibly" Good - Hot new author
Laird Hunt reads from his novel,
"Impossibly." Signing and discussion
to follow. Shaman Drum, 8 p.m. Free.
662-7407.
CAMPUS CINEMA
Mulholland Drive See Friday.
Michigan Theater. 8 p.m.
Barry Lyndon I wish they would
"barry" every copy of "A.l."
Michigan Theater. 7 p.m.

Rather than catching a glimpse of Heather Graham, Johnny Depp looks ahead in "I

buy those brass knuckles at Kim's.
Michigan Theater. 6 p.m.
Ghost World See Friday. State
Theater. 7 & 9:15 p.m.
Haiku Tunnel See Friday. State
Theater. 7:15 & 9:30 p.m.

St., 9 p.m. All Ages $10 996-8555.
"A Family Affair" No, not THAT kin
of affair. Tickets would be ay mor
expensive for that. Leopold Bros
517 S. Main St., 9 p.m. $3 747
9806.

MUSIC
BR5-49 They're probably the B-52s
and this whole thing is a typo. The
Ark, 316 S. Main St., 8 p.m. $15 761-
1451.
Phil Ogilvie's Rhythm Kings We sup-
port a democracy in this country! The
Firefly Club, 207 S. Ashley St. 5 p.m.
$7. 665-9090.

MUSIC

ALTERNA TIVES

Suzanne Westenhoeffer You realize
that if she donated a lot of money to
a museum there would be a
Westenhoeffer Wing. The Ark, 316 S.
Main St., 8 p.m. $17.50 761-1451.
Harlow All female oath Ormn The

nfat fmi i .in i LII g UUp. iI y
Do The Right Thing You can actually probably get enough jokes tossed
their way. The Blind Pig, 208 S. 1st

Hppy Birthday!
Charley's would like to be the first to
congratulate you with a free mea. Just bring
alon a fiend and proper ID. and select your
faworite entree from our fwmous menu. It's
Just our way of saying
T Congratulations
Coodand thanks for
C harl "s celebrating with us.

Saigon Garkei
Dine-In & Cary-Out
Vietnamese & Chinese Cuisine
1220 S. University (at the corner of Forest)

"Japanese Fishermen's Coats c
Awaji Island." See Sat.
"Donald Sultan: The Smoke Rings.
See Thurs.
Tuesday
BOOKS
Tibetan Lama Reads - A favorite c
poet Allen Ginsburg, Gelek Rinpoch
reads from his newest work, "Goo
Life, Good Death: Tibetan Wisdom o
Reincarnation. Borders, 7 p.m. Free
668-7652.
CAMPUS CINEMA
Mulholland Drive See Friday
Michigan Theater. 6:45 & 9:45 p.m.
Ghost World See Friday. Stat
Theater. 7 & 9:15 p.m.
Haiku Tunnel See Friday. Stat
Theater. 7:15 & 9:30 p.m.
MUSIC
They Might Be Giants You are a dor
if you like these guys, probably a
intelligent dork but nonetheless,
dork. Michigan Theater, 603 E
Liberty St., 7:30 p.m. $23.50 668
8463.
Al Hill & the Love Butlers If you ar
dyslexic and only skim what you rea
you may have read the band's nam
as the butt lovers, that isn't the
name but it is funnier that way
Habitat Lounge, Weber'g Inn 305E
Jackson Road 8:45 p.m. Free 665
3636.
"Take a Chance Tuesday: Padd
Keenan, Felix McTeigue" Watch fo

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