w w w w U w -qw- -qw- -mw- -11V wl -W -w- 2B - The Michigan Daily - FOOTBALL SATURDAY - Friday, September 21, 2001 FOOTBALL SATURDAY .: .1RODUCTION CREW 2001 The Michigan Daily in Jon SchwarP .........Football writers Geoff Gagnon.................................Editor in chief Jon Schwartz.............................Managing Editor Marjorie Marshall, Jessica Johnson............................Photo Editors Jessica Johnson Marjorie Marshall...........................Cover Photos Courtney Morales........Business Manager Glenn Powlas.................Display Sales Manager Ellen Gagnet, Julie Glaza, Julie Lee, Kristin Nahhat, Carrie Wozniak.................Sales Staff Vinh Nguyen..................Advertising Production Football Saturday Year in, year out, Football Saturdays typify what makes Ann Arbor special. That feeling of excitement as the game approaches; that smell of bratwursts cooking at every other tailgate; that mass of students, alumni and fans that make Hoover Street impassible by car; that overbearing ecstacy of a late-game drive by the Maize and Blue to lock up the win; that unending grief that results from a last-second Purdue field goal to win the game - Fall Saturdays stop life in the town and focus all eyes on Michigan Stadium. Six or seven Saturdays each year last for 52 weeks. When that last game ends and Michigan Stadium closes its doors for another season, fans get ready - be it 38 or two weeks away - for another chance to sit in the bleachers, to feel the mammoth structure shake, to pump their fists in the air and shout, at the top of their lungs but a volume inaudible, "Hail! to the Victors, valiant!" This year, like in years past, The Michigan Daily will bring you all that there is to know and all that you want to know about Michigan football. We'll take you to Seattle, to State College, to Iowa City, East Lansing and Madison. And if you can't be there yourself, we'll be in Michigan Stadium, feeling the excitement, smelling the tailgates and tying up Hoover Street. And when the day is done, and Football Saturday turns into your average Sunday, we'll be telling you all about it. 2001 MICHIGAN ROSTER ARTS i A f right here in ---- nn A r :">": {{:;.y ;ib 2 Cato June FS 3 Todd Howard CB 4 Marquise Walker WR 5 David Underwood RB 6 Victor Hobson LB 7 Spencer Brinton QB 8 Walter Cross RB 9 Tyrece Butler WR 12 Brandon Williams CB 13 Larry Stevens DL 14 Andy Mignery QB 15 Ernest Shazor DB 16 John Navarre QB 17 Larry Foote LB 17 Sean Cassidy QB 18 Jermaine Gonzales QB 19 Ronald Bellamy WR 20 Michael Manning CB 20 Marlin Jackson CB 21 Jeremy LeSueur CB 22 Jon Shaw S 22 Ross Kesler WR 23 Chris Perry RB 24 Charles Drake DB 25 Hayden Epstein PK 26 Julius Curry SS 27 Calvin Bell WR 28 Anthony Jordan LB 28 Scott Panique FB 29 Aaron Richards WR 30 Tad Van Pelt DB 31 Zia Combs WR 32 Kolby Wells LB 33 Charles Young WR 34 Phil Brabbs PK 35 B.J. Askew FB 36 Brian Lafer WR 37 Zack Kaufman LB 38 Blake Nasif DB 38 Kevin Dudley FB 39 Evan Coleman DL 40 Eric Rosel TE 41 Timmy Bracken WR 42 John Spytek LB 43 Carl Diggs LB 44 Dave Armstrong FB 45 Phillip Brackins LB 46 Nick Upchurch WR 46 Ken Fremer K/P 49 Kirk Moundros FB 50 Joe Sgroi LB 51 Eric Brackins LB 52 Ross Mann S 53 Shantee Orr LB 55 Andy Christopfel OL 6-1 5-10 6-3 6-0 6-1 6-5 5-11 6-3 5-11 6-3 6-3 6-4 6-6 6-1 6-4 6-2 6-0 6-2 6-1 6-1 6-0 6-2 6-1 6-1 6-2 6-0 6-1 6-0 5-10 5-8 5-10 5-11 6-2 5-10 6-2 6-3 5-11 6-1 6-0 6-1 6-0 6-3 5-10 6-4 6-1 6-3 6-4 5-7 6-0 6-2 5-11 6-2 6-1 6-1 6-3 224 187 212 225 244 225 213 206 183 265 229 215 242 237 207 209 199 202 182 200 199 194 235 204 212 200 192 215 249 175 190 181 228 196 195 228 183 230 191 240 273 232 204 243 245 258 230 173 178 230 213 236 220 250 295 55 Jeremy Read 56 Lawrence Reid 57 Dave Pearson 58 Roy Manning 59 Joey Sarantos 60 Grant Bowman 61 Josh Blackman 62 Brody Killian 62 Courtney Morgan 63 Derek Bell 63 P.J. Cwayna 64 Jeff Gaston 64 Stephen Baker 65 Leo Henige 67 Matt Lentz 68 John Wood 69 David SchoonoverOL 70 Jeremy Miller LS 70 Dan Simelis OL 71 Kurt Anderson OL 72 Ben Mast OL 73 Joe Denay OL 74 Demetrius SolomonOL 75 David Baas OL 76 Dave Petruziello OL 77 Tony Pape OL 78 Jonathan Goodwin OL. 79 Adam Stenavich OL 80 Braylon Edwards WR 81 Bill Seymour TE 82 Rudy Smith WR 82 Kyle Ealey TE 83 Bennie Joppru TE 84 Shawn Thompson TE 85 Adam Finley P 85 Dave Spytek DL 86 Jim Fisher TE 88 Gary Rose DL 88 Tim Massaquoi WR 89 Deitan Dubuc TE 90 Norman Heuer DL 91 Emmanuel Casseus LB LB LB DL LB LB DL OL LB OL OL LB OL DL OL OL DL 6-1 6-9 6-3 6-2 6-3 6-1 6-5 6-3 6-3 6-5 5-11 6-5 6-1 6-4 6-6 6-4 6-3 6-0 6-6 6-4 6-5 6-7 6-6 6-5 6-4 6-6 6-4 6-5 6-3 6-4 6-3 6-7 6-5 6-4 6-4 6-7 6-5 6-4 6-4 6-4 6-5 226 Fr 209 Fr 283 So 230' Fr 208 Fr 287 So 299 Fr 230 Sr 298 258 220 290 262 333 305 282 252 225 278 299 297 298 299 299 298 299 299 294 200 256 219 253 243 252 211 243 244 280. 220 250 292 So Fr Sr Fr Jr Fr Fr Jr Fr Sr Fr Sr Sr Jr So Fr Jr So Sr Fr Fr Sr Sr Fr Jr Sr Fr Fr Fr Sr- Fr Jr So Want a second date?-The top ten worst first date movies of all time By Lyle Henretty and Andy Taylor-Fabe Daily Arts Editors 6-2 235 So " Chicago Deep Dish & Traditional Pizza * Pasta Wins " Burgers Chipatis s " Lunch Specials " Reservations Taken for Large Groups Good Food & Great Service...Your Place or Ours!!!! "Of all the pizzas we tasted, Pizza House was the only one that actually drew raves. I would definitely order this." -Ann Arbor Observer 92 Dan Rumishek 93 Alex Ofili 94 Patrick Massey 95 Alain Kashama 96 Pierre Woods 96 Chris Matsos 97 Shawn Lazarus 97 Luke Perl 99 Jake Frysinger 99 Andy Stejskal DL DL DL DL DL WR DL K DE WR 6-4 6-3 6-8 6-5 6-5 6-0 6-4 6-0 6-4 6-4 277 240 240 260 215 201 297 205 281 185 Jr Fr Fr So Fr Fr Jr Fr Sr Fr As University students settle into their languid class routine, and as the thick, swampy humidity makes the conversion to brutal cold, social outings begin to change. After Fall Rush ends and beer money dwindles, students look to the comfort of a motion picture theater to enjoy the excitement of the big screen, or choose to spend their evenings nestled in front of that holy blue glow of the tdle- vision. Since autumn is second only to spring in the hierarchy of romantic seasons, one may wish to go to a moving-picture with a partner of interest. In our self-consuming desire to save the- common manl from the hell that is a bad date, here are some films to avoid like the plague if you want your relationship to last past the first evening. 10. Quills - It's not that the acting isn't excel- lent, or that there are any problems with the plot, lighting or set design, but it's just that as you pre- pare to make the old yawn move (don't you dare deny that you've tried it), the last thing you want to see is a tongue-less Marquis de Sade writing his last and supposedly greatest work on the walls of a sanitarium with his own feces. Oh, and the sight of Joaquim Phoenix having sex with a dead woman won't score you any points either. However, if you and your partner are for some rea- son excited by this type of action, maybe you should check it out, and don't ever call us. Ever. In fact, stop reading this list right now. We don't want to give you any ideas ... 9. Fear -'Yeah, good going, playa, a movie with "Markv Mark," you can both enjoy this, right? Good call, jackass. He's a man's man, but the ladies love him, too. And nothing gets a little lovin' initiated quite like that scene on the roller coaster, which we can't mention in polite compa- ny. But really, his only problems are an unhealthy obsession with his girlfriend, carving her name into his chestand killing her family. These aren't exactly the images you want burned into your and your girlfriend's minds on one of your first encounters. The right girl may just get up and leave, and the wrong one may ask why you don't do anything romantic like that. 8. Swingers - Guys, this is for you. Don't get us wrong. This is a fun, clever and insightful movie, and between us we have probably seen it more times than is healthy for a human being, but for the most part, girls just don't like it. While the guy is chortling to himself over Mike's botched phone messages, calling out Trent's lines, "Like fuckin' House of Pain was gonna do anything?" or constantly using the "money" and "beautiful babies" catch phrases, the girl is probably politely paying attention while privately wondering when it'll be over and why her date is so easily amused. Choosing this movie for a date rental is the guy equivalent of a girl choosing "Chocolat," which reminds us ... 7. Chocolat - Girls, in the immortal words of Jane Austen, this movie sucks my ass. This trite garbage is exactly what's wrong with cinema: Schmaltzy, overproduced dramatic scenes. Acting from the school of Quivering Lip. A plot so inane that it makes "The Cutting Edge" look like "The Philadelphia Story." And yeah, we know that everyone likes Johnny Depp with blond hair and an Irish accent, but when he delivers lines like "I'll come over and take the squeak out of your door for you" with that smarmy little look on his face, we want to claw our eardrums and beat Harvey Weinstein to death with them. 6. The Wizard - Fred Savage, the poor man's Sean Astin, stars in this one hundred-minute Nintendo commercial for "Super Mario Brothers 3," (which rules, by the way). This film also fea- tures heavyweight actors like Christian Slater. Actually, originally we weren't sure why this was on this list; we just thought it was funny to include it for the obscurity factor. But when you think about it, any girl watching this movie is going to spend the whole time wondering what she's doing with this 12-year-old in a man's body who can't keep from drooling when he sees the Power Glove (which also rules). Nostalgia's a bitch. 5. Schindler's List - This Spielberg classic is one of the most brilliant and devestating films about one of the most horrifying chapters of world history, and everyone should see it at some point to gain a full understanding of these tragic events. However, seeing it with your date is about as appropriate as reading the "Kama Sutra" with your grandmother. Any three-hour movie about theolo- caust is sure to be a mood-killer after your night at Joe's Crab Shack, so if you foolishly decide' to, ignore our sage-like advice and decide to view this masterpiece in the company of your new significant other, leave your game at home, fel- selves to good pic-up lines, e.g. I've got a Revelation in my pants; don't be Left Behind," it's not worth the suffering that is the viewing of this terrible movie. 2. Kids - From the opening proclamation of "I've got no legs" to the end where Casper joins the viscious circle of AIDS, this flick is all of your worst nightmares come-true. The antics of the characters are enough to squash any romantic sen- timent. As if the thematic elements were not enough, then drinking milk from a tampon and peeing on a wall in broad daylight should peak. your date's interest. This film is brutally realistic, which has nothing what-so-ever to do with dating and romance. As far as physical derring-do, just try it after the horrific finale. Or the horrific beginning. Or pretty much everything in between. This flick is more effective than birth control pills. 1. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Okay, so we know what you did during "I Know What You Did Last Summer:" You made out. Slick "horror" movies with attractive people getting relatively clean deaths are great date movies. You can ignore them completely, or allow your date to get scared right into your arms. "TCM" was revolutionary, grim and disturbing. It plays more like a docu- mentary than an exploitation flick. 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