Kubrick on Campus Come see Stanley near the beginning of his career with "The Killing," play- ing tonight at the Michigan Theater at 7 p.m. $6.25 for students. michigandaily.com /arts ia*UIbekidigunau?, RTS MONDAY SEPTEMBER 17, 2001 5A Keanu, 'Hardball' smashes into wall By Andy TaylorFabe Daily Film Editor One has to wonder how "Hard- ball" was pitched to executives: "It'll be like 'The Bad News Bears' meets 'Dangerous Minds!' Oh, and Keanu Reeves will star." Sadly, this is the best way to describe this terri- Hardball Grade: D At Showcase and Quality 16 .t ble and downright embarrassing film. Inspired by a true story, "Hard- ball" follows the misadventures of Connor O'Neil (Keanu Reeves), a compulsive gam- bler who finds himself in serious debt to some equally serious neck-less bookies. In an attempt to save his kneecaps, he goes to a rich, busi- nessman friend (Mike McGlone "The Brothers McMullen") for money. However, instead of bailing him out all at once, his friend offers him a deal: Connor will be paid $500 for every week that he coaches a little league team in the projects of Cabrini-Green. Connor is then forced to balance coaching II1 rowdy, disobedient kids with dodg- ing his increasingly ill-tempered bookies. So, of course, Connor eventually bonds with the kids, teaches them something about teamwork and (drum roll) learns something about life from the kids. Reeves, who is apparently still in sports movie Purgatory, gives a per- formance that goes beyond lacklus- ter. Most of the time it looks like he just doesn't care. Even the few promising lines of dialogue that he has fall flat as he drones through The nhoto them. Reeves manages to pull a couple rabbits out his hat as he makes a couple lines actually work, but these are few and far between, and when they occur, they serve only as relief from the otherwise wince- worthy dialogue. It makes you long for the days of "Parenthood," "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" or, hell, even "Point Break." The majority of his acting in this film consists of furrowing his brow and holding his head in his hands, and his rapport with the kids feels very manufactured. And when he sings "Big Poppa" while celebrating and waving his hands in the air, the shudders were tangible. The kids on the inner-city team are cliched, but some of them are actually pretty believable, which makes the flaws of Reeves' performance even more clear. It actually becomes hard to dislike the movie since the kids are so likable, but trust me, you'll manage to. The dialogue relies on a few gimmicks to carry it, and whenever it loses momentum, the film just falls back on the comic value of a nine-year-old calling his coach "bitch." For being a movie about baseball and gambling, there is surprisingly little of either. Between the sappy filler scenes with Reeves and the kids and an utterly asinine love story between Connor and school- teacher Elizabeth (Diane Lane), it's very easy to forget what the movie is actually about. One thing that makes the movie so bad is the editing. Incredibly choppy editing and bad use of fade- outs makes the film confusing to the point where you wonder if they put the reels in the wrong order. "Hardball" is inspired by a non- fiction book of the same name by iraiDhv of Couesy Pr "' out "I wish I leamed how to act." Daniel Coyle, but it is not clear what plot aspects are real and which are created for dramatic value. When a surprise death near the end of the film spins the film into a sen- timental crap-fest, you can actually feel the writers tugging on your heartstrings with -all of their might. Despite all of the previews that made the film look like another entry in the "Bad News Bears,"- "Mighty Ducks" - "Ladybugs" genre, the film takes a serious fork from its predecessors. The portrayal of the violence and the insecurity of the neighborhood and the fairly dark subject matter (both in Connor's life and in the projects) definitely makes the film gritty and more realistic, but it's not enough to pull the movie out of its nosedive. Any movie that makes you long for the days of Johhny Utah should set off alarms. That must have been one hell of a pitch meeting at Paramount. ErnTestine Fine cast can not repair the broken 'Glass' By Todd Weiser Daily Arts Writer A fine cast has been assembled for Daniel Sack- heim's "The Glass House," and attractive photography makes the film a pleasant experience for the eyes, but this movie forgot one thing, and that is a smart script that actually respects the intelligence of the audience. A thriller is usually enjoyable and suc- The Glass cessful only if there is a certain level House of suspense and fear present. Howev- er, "The Glass House" is about as pre- Grade: D dictable as the alphabet and does not At Showcase contain one genuine moment of fright. and Quality 16 The film opens with Ruby Baker (Leelee Sobieski) and three of her friends watching a horror film at the local cineplex. During this scene, you should carefully sit back and observe their reactions. This is how the film- makers want you to respond to this film, but you are more likely to react by yawning and checking your watch every five minutes. If you have seen any previews for this film, then you will know what happens next (along with almost everything else that occurs in the film). Ruby's parents die in a car accident coming back from celebrating their wedding anniversary. Ruby, 16, and her I 1-year-old brother, Rhett (Trevor Morgan) need new guardians and in their will, the Baker's chose former neighbors Terry (Stellan Skarsgard) and Erin Glass (Diane Lane) to look after their children. Losing her parents and making the move from the Valley to Malibu is very tough on Ruby. Even seeing her new house does not elicit joyful emotions in her. The new living quarters is a beautiful, luxurious home overlooking the ocean. The house is also mainly comprised of, you have probably already guessed this, glass. Rhett decrees the new home "sweet" and becomes even more overjoyed at the two new video sys- tems the Glass' have bought him. Ruby laments that their dad would not have allowed these systems and correctly dismisses her new wardrobe as the Glass' try- ing to buy the children's happiness. At this point the film can go down an entirely differ- ent road and explore the emotional hardships these changes have created in Ruby, while also dealing with Terry's attempt to be a father figure to Ruby. With actors of this credibility, that seems the best route to go. But "The Glass House" leads us on a path that is lit- Courtesy of Columbia Pictures People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. tered with broken glass, and sadly, we have lost our shoes. Ruby gradually realizes that the Glass' are not the perfect neighbors they used to be. Does Terry stare at the bikini wearing Ruby for a little too long? Does Erin's occupation as a doctor necessitate her shooting up mysterious drugs every chance she gets? And final- ly, why were the Baker's not driving their car the night they died while their old car is safely parked at Terry's office? Of course, the Glass' have explanations for every- thing but their explanations are as believable as the dia- logue in this script. Screenwriters have to realize that by having all teenagers call their parents "rents" and by having them use the word "whatever," they are not achieving real dialogue, only the reality that "Clueless" created six years ago. It is amazing and sad that such a fine cast was assem- bled for this trashy,-TV movie deserving thriller. Leelee Sobieski proved in "Joan of Arc" that she is one of the finest young actresses today, but elevating this material is too much an obstacle to place on her shoulders. Stellan Skarsgard is also one of the most interesting actors around. It is great to see him in another high pro- file role that he deserves so much, but material this bad hints that he should stick to the more independent films in which he excels like "Timecode" and "Breaking the Waves." Diane Lane and Bruce Dern are two other excellent actors who will sadly have to list this film and their performances in it on their resumes. "The Glass House" also fails to be as atmospheric and creepy as it needs to be. While "Alien" and "The Shining" turned their surroundings into a living, breath- ing character that could educe as much viewer response as the occupants themselves, this glass house remains more in the backdrop of the story than as an active part. The house may amplify all sounds and provide many views of character's reflections but the viewer never really feels like this glass house is going to shatter any time soon. Ruben on display at 'Umuseum By Elizabeth Manasse Daily Arcs Writer N N "In Human Touch," an exhibition currently on display in the West Gallery at the University Museum of Art, uniquely celebrates and advances the history of the photographic image. While resisting the traditional lim- itations of the medium of photography, American artist Ernestine Ruben In Human Touch: by Ernestine Ruben Museum of Art Through September 23 takes a unique approach to the human form, to the body in motion, and to landscape, both natural and man- made. The majority of works in the exhibit are representations of the human body, both male and female, including many nudes. Unlike most representations of the body in works of art, however, Ruben focuses on untraditional parts of the human form. She often turns her lens to areas of the body not usually considered worthy of repre- sentation, such as an armpit, body hair or wrinkling skin. She is fasci- nated by imperfections and flaws; what is not considered "beautiful" in the history of art. Many of Ruben's images are extreme close-ups of the human body: The roundness of a shoulder, an Adam's apple or a knee. She abstracts details of the body, crop- ping closely to create geometric forms and striking absences. Walking through the exhibit is like playing a guessing game: You're not quite sure what part of the body you are looking at. The ambiguity of forms also leaves you wondering whether the body fragment belongs to a man or to a woman, and whether you're looking at black skin, white skin or just a shadow. Ruben's images empower the viewer and truly invite participation in the act of seeing. Her focus on the part more often than the whole is her method of better understanding and exploring the human body. In fact, she has a tendency to entwine herself with the bodies of her models while photographing them, adopting extreme camera angles. It's fascinating to see how much meaning can be con- densed into a small fragment of the body. "I chose the human body for subject matter because I had always worked with it. It can defy the camera - it can breathe, it can move, it can change," said Ruben. Working in a variety of photographic media, ranging from the silver prints of her early career to her current exploration of gum bichromate printed on handmade papers, Ruben has deeply explored issues of focus, structure, and dimensionality. Ruben captures many of her most striking effects through a manipulation of her media. The gum bichromate process allows Ruben to manipulate such effects as tonal contrast and color satu- ration during the printing process itself, enabling her to T nnl'c n nw r Courtesy of UMMA You know what they say about guys with big thumbs ... achieve otherworldly effects. Ruben often employs processes, techniques, and materials that are not part of - or at least had fallen out of-- the scope of modern photography. She manip- ulates her subjects in such a way that does not allow us to believe in the image as an unaltered record of reality. Essentially, Ruben reminds us that two-dimensional images do not have to be strictly representational. Ruben, a distinguished alum, grew up in Birming- ham, in a home surrounded by works of art and music. Although Ruben pursued sculpture throughout her life, she did not begin taking fine art photos until the age of 47. Just a few years after her initial studies, her work was discovered by Jean-Luc Monterosso, director of the Maison Europ6en de la Photographic, and was exhibit- ed under his auspices. Her work has since been widely shown and collected. In Human Touch is a retrospective selection of Ruben's work completed since the late 1970s, when Ruben first turned to fine art photography. The exhibi- tion includes both traditional framed photos as well as instillation pieces. The instillation pieces are mixed media works docu- menting the Jewish Cemetery in Prague and the ancient ruins of Petra in Jordan. So, if armpits, wrinkling skin and a little body hair doesn't scare you, visit the UMMA, a get a truly unique perspective of the human body. spreads the word If YOU are a Jewish young adult between the ages of 18 & 26 and have never been to Israel on a peer group trip, register between August 15 & October 5, 2001, for a free winter break trip at: -i i t. L' M& -i ...lift... : ... ..e U mv a Faiy uAffair'