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The Michiganily - Weekend,e

etc Question & Answer Interview
Michigan State student touts basketball, tells great joke


By Lyle Henretty
Daily Film Editor
The University of Michigan and
Michigan State University have been
in-state rivals since football players
wore leather helmets and there were
only 13 states in the union. No one,
in fact, seems to know why all the

animosity arose, or where all the TMD:Why do you enjoy going to
(unfounded or not) stereotypes about Michigan State?
each school come from. LB: This is hard. Don't print that.
In an attempt to find answers to It's fun, the people are great and I
these and other questions (and to love the classes. The campus is beau-
possibly extend an olive branch) to tiful.
our green neighbors, the Michigan TMD: Do you cry yourself to
Daily contacted Michigan State sleep every night because you don't
University junior Lindsey Baldwin. go to The University of Michigan?

LB: Go to hell. I cry myself to
sleep because I feel bad for my
friends that go to U of M. Pity tears.
TMD: Seriously, though, why do
you think that there is so much com-
petition between our two schools?
LB: There has to be, we are so
close. We compete for the same
things, we play the same teams, we


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go home to the same towns. We went
to the same high schools. A lot of us
have brothers or sisters that go to the
other school. Plus you guys are jeal-
ous because we have hotter girls,
guys and sports teams than you guys.
TMD: How do you feel about the
recent success of your basketball
team? Do you think they'll go all the
way this year?
LB: Hell yeah! It's exciting, it's
amazing. It's a really good feeling to
be recognized for something so awe-
some.
TMD: Have you ever burned a
couch?
LB: No, but I've seen one burned.
Maybe this year I'll have a chance.
We're thinking about bringing the
riot to Ann Arbor next week. We
know you guys have nothing to riot
over.
TMD: How do you feel about the
stereotype that all Michigan students
are snobs?
LB: It's true.
TMD: Oh, c'mon!
LB: Except for all of my friends
that I went to high school with, and
their friends.
TMD: Do you guys still have a
football team? -low's that working
out for you?
LB: I don't know, I always leave
after half time. I'm kidding. MSU
FOOTBALL RULES!
TMD: Do you know any good
Michigan/Michigan State jokes?
LB: Yeah. So Lloyd Carr dies and
goes to Heaven. St. Peter is showing
him around, and they come upon this
mansion, it's beautiful, big and deco-
rated with lots of maize and blue.
The house, says. St. Peter, belongs to
Lloyd. Lloyd is happy, but he notices
that across the street there is a man-
sion twice as big as his own, twice as
beautiful, and decorated in all green
and white. "I don't mean to com-
plain," says Lloyd, "but why is
Bobby Williams' house so much bet-
ter than mine?" St. Peter says,
"That's not Bobby Williams' house,
that's God's house!" Ha ha.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon See
Thursday. State Theater. 2, 4:30, 7,
9:15 & 11:30 p.m.
The House of Mirth See Thursday.
State Theater. 1:30 & 6:45 p.m.
The Neverending Story (1984) Atreju!
A-T-R-E-J-U! State Theater. Midnight.
Pollock See Thursday. Michigan
Theater. 4:30, 7 & 9:30 p.m.
MUSIC
Eddie From Ohio Eddie is not from
Michigan, hence the name. The Ark,
316 S. Main St. 8 p.m. $13.50. 761-
1451.
North A folk rock trio looking for their
parents. T.C.'s Speakeasy, Ypsilanti.
.10:30 p.m. $3. 483-4470.
THEA TER
A Midsummer Night's Dream See
Friday. R.C. Auditorium, East Quad. 8
p.m. $5, $3 students. 936-2777.
Struggling Truths See Thursday.
Performance Network, 120 E. Huron.
8 p.m. $20. 663-0681.
A LTERNA TIVES
Disguised as a Poem Judith
Tannenbuam reads from her newest
work about her time spent as poet-in-
residence at San Quentin Prison.
Shaman Drum. 8 p.m. Free. 662-
7407.
Ronald K. Brown/Evidence Brown'g
dance troupe "Evidence" will debut
under UMS auspices, featuring his
newest creation, "High Life," which
links the journey of ex-slaves from
the rural southto the urban north
with current experience of urban
African-Americans. Power Center. 8
p.m. $16-32. 764-2538.

Simpson See Thursday. Museum of
Art, 525 S. State. Free. 764-0395.
Paradise Now: Picturing the Genetic
Revolution See Thursday. Museum of
Art, 525 S. State. Free. 764-0395.
Sunday
CAMPUS CINEMA-
Caveman's Valentine See Thursday.
State Theater. 4:15 & 9:30 p.m.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon See
Thursday. State Theater. 2, 4:30, 7 &
9:15 p.m.
Faithless (2000) Silly little story writ-
ten by flash-in-the-pan director Ingmar
Bergman. Michigan Theater. 6:30
p.m.
The House of Mirth See Thursday.
State Theater. 1:30 & 6:45 p.m.
Pollock See Thursday. Michigan
Theater. 4:30, 7 & 9:30 p.m.
MUSIC -
John Hammond "Jurassic Park" went
kaput, so now he's got a Wicked
Grin. The Ark, 316 S. Main St. 8 p.m.
$17.50. 761-1451.
Onion String Quartet Known for its
technical mastery and richness of
tone, this popular string quartet per-
forms the works of Dvorak, P.
Lieberson, and Mozart. Rackham
Auditorium. 4 p.m. $20-36. 764-2538.
Michigan Pops Orchestra This student
orchestra will perform their program of
box office blockbusters, including
music from "Mission: Impossible,"
"Jurassic Park," and "The Empire
Strikes Back." Hill Auditorium. 8 p.m.
$8 general admission, $5
students/children. 763-TKTS.

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Struggling Truths See Thursday.
Performance Network, 120 E. Huron.
2 p.m. $17. 663-0681.
ALTERNA TIVES
Scenarios: Recent Work by Loma
Simpson See Thursday. 20th Century
and West Galleries, Museum of Art.
Free. 764-0395.
Paradise Now: Picturing the Genetic
Revolution See Thursday. Museum of
Art. Free. 764-0395.
Art Video: "Paradise Now" This video,
created by the Emmy-Award-winning
team of Kathy Brew and Roberto
Guerra, explores the field of genetic
research through several interviews,
and is shown in conjunction with the
"Paradise Now" art exhibit. Media
Room, U-M Museum of Art, 525 S.
State. 1 p.m. Free. 764-0395.
Monday
CAMPUS CINEMA
Cabaret (1972) This film is full of
sex, and frankly I'm ashamed that
we're playing it in our small town.
Michigan Theater. 7 p.m.
Caveman's Valentine See Thursday.
State Theater. 9:30 p.m.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon See
Thursday. State Theater. 7 &
9:15p.m.
The House of Mirth See Thursday.
State Theater. 6:45 p.m.
Pollock See Thursday. Michigan
Theater. 7 & 9:30 p.m.
Ratcatcher (1999) Speaks to that
part in all of us that wants to get out
of the Glasgow slums. Michigan
Theater. 9:30 p.m.
MUSIC

Sara Hickman She'll tel
shouldn't take advice fr
ball. The Ark, 316 S. MG
$11. 761-1451.
Acoustic Open Mic L
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Room, Ypsilanti 9:30 p
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A LTERNATIVES
Paradise Now: Picturing
Revolution See Thursda
Art. Free. 764-0395.
Scenarios: Recent Wor
Simpson See Thursday.
and West Galleries, Mu
Free. 764-0395.
Tuesd
CAMPUS CINEMA
Caveman's Valentine S
State .Theater. 9:30 p.r
Crouching Tiger, Hidden
Thursday. State Theate
p.m.
Faithless See Sunday. N
Theater. 7 p.m.
The House of Mirth See
State Theater. 6:45 p.r
Pollock See Thursday.
Theater. 7 & 9:30 p.m.
MUSIC
Annie Gallup Please, th
The Ark, 316 S. Main S
761-1451.
A LTERNA TIVES
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Revolution See Thursda

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