4A - The Michigan Daily - Monday, February 19, 2001 ue 3liibigun aiIlg 420 MAYNARD STREET ANN ARBOR, MI 48109 daily. letters@9umich.edu Hunting: Vasteful, cruel and definitely not a sport EMILY ACHENBAJM DIAMON\ I:NTh RouG All- EDITED AND MANAGED BY STUDENTS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN SINCE 1890 GEOFFREY GAGNON Editor in Chief MICHAEL GRASS NICHOLAS WOOMER Editorial Page Editors - Unless otherwise noted, unsigned editorials reflect the opinion of the majority of the Daily's editorial board. All other articles, letters and cartoons do not necessarily reflect the opinion of The Michigan Daily. eople call me para- noid, abut this time, baby6tting but tech- nically along I'm definitely being watched. Welcome to taxiderm heaven: l a two-story rogm roughly lhe size of a co ege apartment, I can't even count of the number of animals cover- ing the walk and balconies. To my right, a chair made out *f multiple pairs of antlers. There's a bear on t floor, another bear in the loft; there are birds I cannot identify, exotic hairy heads from countries I probably cannot identify. Ice tongs cipped off with hooves. Is that a beaver peerirg. over the fire- place mantle, bird playfully glued into his mouth? Nope, it's a wolverine. Go Blue. So some people like to hunt. The first time I entered this riom a year ago, it took my breath away. Let's not forget that "impressive" is not inherently a compliment; it simply means an impression lwas made. The feeling I was overwhelmed by was one of waste. The kids, digging into furrpelts to find the remote, do not pay attention.;] think I have grown accustomed to the room jintil I trip over a bear paw and am reminded it iA out of whack. The room radiates something wri ng. As a friend commented, "it's a cemetery." Who am I to talk? I wear leather shoes but not leather pants or coats; I qt fish but not things with fur or wings. I ride horses and keep dogs as pets. It is interesting than if one is not an extremist, their view is somehow undermined. The voice is deemed hypocritical by not being fanatic. I am not an animal-rights fanatic. Can a woman wearing mascara talk about feminism? Is everything really so one-sided? I don't need to wear a PETA team jersey to say hunting as "sport" is disgusting and that those who hunt for sport are horrendously misguided and cruel peo- ple. Unless you are reading this in the African wilderness or lord-knows-where Kentucky, there is no need for you to hunt. Animal prod- ucts _ food, clothes, SUV interiors - are brought to us by someone else in the form of Kroger and Calvin Klein. We do not need to fend for ourselves. Therefore, hunting becomes "sport." "Sport" implies a couple of things to me: That it requires skill, is competitive, and fun. Flirting is a sport. Basketball is a sport. Hunting is not, because it fails on all three counts. Patronizing eyebrows raise and smirk, "hunting takes a lot of skill," as if that means anything significant. I would like to point out that walking in stilettos is a skill. Add some icy patches, a boyfriend that walks really fast and three Rolling Rocks and it's almost impossible to carry off - unless you are skilled. Girls start practicing at age 6, raiding mom's closet and dressing up. Models get taught how to walk. But no one expects a badge for being able to do it just because it took effort and talent to learn how. And things that require skill don't rest on a higher plane than an undevelopable ability like, oh, giving birth, because the latter doesn't require practice. Hunting is not competitive. As I write this column, a moose is hovering above me. His massive neck is firmly attached to a wooden plaque. Now, it's not really a sport unless there's a chance either guy could win. With a nose the size of my skull and eyes the size of my fist, the moose carcass could easily kill me if there was an unfortunate tremor that would dis- lodge him from the wall and send him careening toward my head. A moose could kill me if he was running and I didn't get out of the way in time; a moose could kill me if he was walking and I couldn't get my car out of the way in time. The only way I could kill the moose is with a gun. Add that I'm wearing camouflage and I've destroyed parts of his habitat so he's easier to find. And that I'm at a gamepark where he's fenced in. Oh and that the moose doesn't get to shoot back. Sounds like playing Monopoly with my sis- ter when she would rob the bank while I was up getting a snack. Why do hunters look so tri- umphant in photos? How hard was that really? And what have you really won? Did you really "dominate" something if you cheated? This leaves us with fun. I don't know why hunting is fun, but different folks, different strokes, etc. Running, studying a lot and wak- ing up early are things I abhor and other peo- ple find fun, but at least the fit, the studious and the bright-eyed are not getting off on watching something bleed to death. I think it is interesting that hunters who witness a fatal accident often stop hunting; fishermen who accidentally cast a hook into their own back develop a disinterest in their "sport." I guess it's not fun when they glimpse, even for a sec- ond, at the unnecessary pain they cause - the waste. I have yet to hear an intelligent argu- ment supporting this non-sport, and I think there's a reason for that. k k k y i rt w t ~ 4 W t i + ', # x i N L, a' i i ,; i rw i , t t X A x* .. 5 ', .h } ,t: ; ' r y K { { k 6 ^ $ n: rv. p k t 4 °: i, z L Y 1 'J a } 4 t a a y d d v ¢ R n 5 } M fi "4, X ° l .« d { t ®, r ' Emily Achenbaum's column runs every other Monday. Give her feedback at wwwmichigandailv.com/forum or via email at emilysa @uinch.edu. 'Bringing the state Democratic Party into student government politics is like diving into Lake Michigan in the middle of February ... it's a bad idea all around.' - Michigan Student Assembly Blue Party presidential candidate Matt Nolan last week on the entry of the Democratic Party to assembly politics. ,) ., Marijuana should be regulated, not banned To THE DAILY: Regarding the Feb. 15 article Medicinal marijuana unlikely in Michian") on the prospect of medical marijuana legislation in Michigan, the plant has been used medicinally for thousands of years. In 1999, a government- commissioned Institute of Medicine nport con- cluded that there are limited circunm;tances in which smoking marijuana for medical uses is recommended. Marijuana is one of the most studed plants around. Nonetheless, entrenched interests rid- ing the drug war gravy train continue to claim further research is needed. Not only should medical majrana:be made available, but adult recreational use should be regulated as well. The reason for this is simple: leaving the distribution of popular recseational drugs in the hands of organized cime ppits chil- dren at great risk. Illegal drug dealers cdn't ID for age, but they do push profitable, addictive drugs like heroin. Sensible regulation is desper- ately needed to undermine the youth-oriented black market and restrict access to drugs. Marijuana is the most popular illicit drug. Compared to legal alcohol, maijuana is rela- tively harmless. Yet marijuana prohibition is deadly. Although there is nothhng inherent in marijuana that compels users to use herder drugs, its black market status ptui; them in con- tact with criminals who push Them. Current drug policy is effectively a gateway po4 icy. Replacing marijuana prohibition with regula- tion would ultimately do a betterjob protecing children than the failed drug war. As for med- ical marijuana, doctors should decide wht is best for patients, not drug warrio r. tROBERT SHAVE The letter writer is the program of-er for the Washirton D.C-based Lindesmith Center-Drug P' i cy Foundation. WHERE AM I GOING TO FINS A JOB ON CAMPUS IF I CAN'T DRIVE THE U of M BUSES ANYMORE? I HEAR NIKE'S NEW U of M SWEATSHOP IS a** -~*~~ I-rrDT rrr K 4 I _.; M b 4w F 4 s w Ni ,"" t . 0' , g ' *4 * * v 4 Royal Shakespeare Company tickets are too expensive To THE DAILY: The upcoming Royal Shakespeare Compa- ny visit to our University has been touted as the greatest cultural event on this campus this year. Indeed, the authorities on such matters inform us that sharing in the presence of such a prestigious and accomplished theater troupe is a regal experience. We, as students, should feel grateful. Unfortunately, we, as students, will never be able to behold for ourselves the talent and beauty of this company's hard work. For tickets to the tetralogy that will be performed start at $108. The next level of quality costs $162. The next is $216. The highest, and best, is $250. Can the University Musical Society explain the purpose of bringing the Royal Shakespeare Company to the University cam- pus when ticket prices prohibit the vast major- ity of the University conmunity from taking part? DEREK NEATHERY RCsenior As Law School trial ends, racial divisions still scar VIEWPOINT On Friday, attorneys represemiting the Uni- versity, the intervening coalition and the Center for Individual Rights - the organization that has led the fight to end the use oftace-based col- lege admissions - presented their closing argu- ments to U.S. District Judge Benrard Friedman. The trial, which started in January, has attracted national attention and intense local interest. On Jan. 24, the coalition of intervening; defendants called John Hope FRanklin - ani esteemed American historian and former chair of the Advisory Board of the President's Initiative on Race - to testify on the effects of racism and segregation on American. society during his life.k Franklin, who worked with then-lawyer Thur- good Marshall 45 years ago on the Brown v. Board of Education case, was able to contribute more than just his exten- sive knowledge of American histcry to his testi- mony; he himself has been the victim of many episodes of racism. Franklin described the evo- lution of racism and explained that there never has been a precise formula for segregation. In Franklin described how he had had to over- come this sort of racism as he was educated at various overwhelmingly white colleges, eventu- ally receiving his doctorate from Harvard Uni- versity. After about three hours of Franklin's histori- cal perspective, Friedman called for a short recess. During the break, as attorneys and visi- tors filed out of the courtroom, a black woman and her lawyer walked in before the judge for a quick and routine sentencing hearing. Two very superficially different, but uniquely similar people had just crossed paths in Friedman's courtroom at that instance. The woman had embezzled $40,000 from Comerica Bank. Crying and pleading to the judge, she begged for leniency because she had lived a hard life. The reason for embezzling the money, she told the judge, was to pay for her two daughters' college education. But this was the fourth time the woman had been con- victed of bank fraud. Friedman, as an adminis- trator of justice, in a very stern voice, sentenced her to a prison term and U.S. marshals led her out of the court room in handcuffs. Emotional- ly, her head down and eyes closed, the woman that she had little choice but to embezzle the money to make sure her daughters would bene- fit from a college education. Although she should not be exempt from the consequences of her dishonest actions, her struggle was, in a sense, the same fight that the intervenors had led during the trial. While she had made bad choices during her life, the racial disparity present in American society drove her to resorting to illegal means to provide a better life for her children. The fundamental point made by the intervenors was that this racial dis- parity has led to deep socio-economic divisions and reparations can only be made by ensuring that minorities be given equal access to higher education. Moments later, Gutter v. Bollinger resumed and Franklin and the intervening coalition con- tinued to explore the theory of racism as it affects its victims psychologically and emotion- ally. What many people didn't notice is that these effects had just materialized minutes earli- er during the sentencing. When the intervening coalition initially requested"to become part of the Grutter v. Bollinger, Friedman ruled against them. It took an appeal and a ruling from the 6th Circuit Court of Appeals to have their voices heard. Without the presence of the 41 student inter- venors, the case would not have achieved the substance and importance that the trial will be 0 r~ ~ mn~re iu tie.city:wit winm umKwU1 i jim nru i I