- The Michigan Daily - Weekend, etc. Magazine - Thursday, February 8, 2001 0 0 G S 6 6 , r rr ~frrv'~rz~I(t i at at A weekly guide to who's Thursday, Feb. 8 where, what's hap ening and through why you need toh e there ... i Wednesday, Feb. 14 The Michigan Daily - Weekend, etc. etcQuestion & Answer Interview TV host gets Turned Films opening Hannibal Haven't heard a damn thing 12:30 (Fri. & Sat.). about this movie, not sure what it's all about. At Quality 16: 11, 11:30, 12:15, Saving Silverman I forgive you, Black and 1:35, 2:05, 2:50, 4:10, 4:40, 5:25, 6:45, Zahn, the paycheck was too much and 7:15, 8, 9:20, 9:50, 12:00 (Fri. & Sat.). broke your will. At Quality 16: 11:20, At Showcase: 12:45, 1:15, 1:45, 3, 3:30, 1:20, 3:20, 5:20, 7:30, 9:35, 11:30 (Fri. 4, 4:30, 7, 7:30, 8:15, 8:45, 9:45, 10:15, & Sat.). At Showcase: 1:05, 3:10, 5:15, 11 (Fri. & Sat.), 11:30 (Fri. & Sat.), 7:25, 9:30, 11:35 (Fri. & Sat). Films holding A An Instant Classic B Very Good C Fair D Not recommended F Not Worth Your Time, or Your Money Castaway Hey, Tom, you peaked with At Showcase: 12:20, 6:55. B+ "The Man With One Red Shoe," so let it goand get a sitcom. At Quality 16: 11, 0 Brother, Where Art Thou? Where Art 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, 10. At Showcase: 1:25, Thou? The Jacob and Esau team up one 4:15, 7:05, 9:55, 12:30 (Fri. & Sat.). B+ last time to take back Sodom from the Philistines. At Quality 16: 12:45, 3:10, Chocolat Harvy, if you're reading this 5:15, 7:35, 9:55, 12 (Fri. & Sat.). At (and I know you are) the Oscars don't Showcase: 12:15, 2:25, 4:35, 6:50, 9, belong to you, and I think you should play 11:10 (Fri. & Sat.). B nice. At Quality 16: 11:15, 1:40, 4, 6:25, 9:05, 11:30 (Fri. & Sat.). At Showcase: The Pledge A lot of men died so that you -40, 4:10, 6:45, 9:15, 11:20 (Fri. & would be free enough to stand at your Sat.). A- desks and speak those great words to old glory, so no snickering. At Quality 16: 2, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Look, up 4:25, 6:50, 9:20, 11:45 (Fri. & Sat). At in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's ... Showcase: 2:30, 9:10. B Just that chick from "Supercop." What a rip-off. At Quality 16: 2:10, 4:35, 7:05, Save the Last Dance For what? I ain't 9:35, 11:50 (Fri. & Sat.). At Showcase: getting any younger, and yer not getting 1:30, 4:20, 7:10, 9:50, 12:10 (Fri. & any prettier. At Quality 16: 12, 2:10, Sat.). A+ 4:20, 7, 9:15, 11:15 (Fri. & Sat.) At Showcase: 12:25, 2:50, 5:10, 7:40, 10, for you, not them. Wait ... At Showcase 12:05 (Fri. & Sat.). B+ 12, 7. Snatch I'm tired of coming up with double entendre's for this movie, you do it. At Emperor's New Groove Disney should do a Quality 16: 12:05, 2:15, 4:40, 7:20, cartoon version of "A Clockwork Orange" 9:40, 11:40 (Fri. & Sat.). At Showcase: with music and make a sidekick out of 1:10, 3:25, 5:35, 7:50, 10:05, 12:25 that lethal porcelain male organ. At (Fri. & Sat.). B+ Showcase: 12:10, 3:05. Sugar and Spice Somebody tell Suvari to Escanaba in da Moonlight The moon get in contact with Kevin Spacy before he reflects light, so it is incorrect to suggest quits returning her phonecalls. At Quality .th'at light actually comes from it. Smug 16: 1:25, 3:20, 5:10, 6:55, 9, 11 (Fri. & and self-satisfied wins the race! At Sat.). At Showcase: 5:05, 11:25 (Fri. & Quality 16: 11:05, 1, 3, 5, 7:10, 9:10, Sat.). C 11:05 (Fri. & Sat.). At Showcase: 12:55, 3:15, 5:20, 7:20, 9:20, 11:15 (Fri. & Thirteen Days When a gilled mutant and a Sat.). B- Catholic are runnin the greatest country on Earth, it's time for me to move to Finding Forrester How come you never Djibouti. At Showcase: 12:40, 3:45, 6:35, see movies about old men who take 9:25, 11:55 (Fri. & Sat.). B+ young men under their wings and then destroy their lives for the pure joy of it? Traffic Driving along in my automobile, I Am I sick? At Quality 16: 12:10, 3:30, spot Chuck Berry and Benicio selling poi- 9:45. At Showcase: 10:20. A- soned ice cream to Willem Defoe. Hmm...? At Quality 16: 12:30, 6:30, The Gift For Valentine's day, I got my 9:30. At Showcase: 12:50, 3:40, 6:40, sweetie some red paint so she can paint 9:35, 12:15 (Fri. & Sat.). A my garage. Red. At Showcase: 12:30, 2:55, 5:25, 7:55, 10:25, 12:35 (Fri. & Valentine Kind of like if Charlie Brown Sat). B+ decided to exact sweet revenge on the little red headed ingrate. At Quality 16: Head Over Heels Isn't your head always 11:20, 1:25, 3:40, 5:45, 7:50, 10:05, over your heels unless you are hanging 11:55 (Fri. & Sat.). At Showcase: 1:20, .side-down? At Quality 16: 11:10, 1:05, 3:35, 5:40, 8, 10:30, 12:20 (Fri. & Sat.). 3:05, 5:10, 7:25, 9:25, 11:10 (Fri. & B Sat.). At Showcase: 12:35, 2:40, 4:40, 6:30, 8:30. D- The Wedding Planner Calling Sir Mix-a-lot, Puffy's ot a present for you. At Quality Left Behind So I've heard. At Showcase: 16: 11:25, 1:30, 3:35, 5:40, 7:45, 9:55, 1, 6:15. F 11:55 (Fri. & Sat.). At Showcase: 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:40, 11:50 (Fri. & Sat). C- Miss Congeniality If I dressed in drag and entered a beauty contest, even if I won What Women Want Apparently not red the talent competition, I would probably pint, that ungrateful wench. At not even place in a swimsuit. At Quality Showcase: 12:25, 4:45, 7:35, 10:10, 16: 2:45, 5:05, 7:25, 12:10 (Fri. & Sat.) 12:35 (Fri. & Sat.). B+ Phone Numbers: Briarwood: 480-4555; Fox Village; 994-8080; Michigan Theater: 668 8397; Quality 16: 827-2837; Showcase: 973-8380; State: 761-8667. Showtimes are effective Friday through Thursday. Matinee times at State Theater are effective for Saturday and Sunday only. Thursday CAMPUS CINEMA Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000) They're learning to fly, but they ain't got wings, in this film tie-in to the Tom Petty song. Michigan Theater. 7 p.m. Shadow of the Vampire (2000) Hey, there's nothing wrong with a creepy bald guy that just wants to get his hands on the leading lady. You people are so judg- mental. Michigan Theater. 9:30 p.m. State and Main (2000) Hey, I'm looking for a new place, where the kids are hip. 'Cause really, I'm getting bummed riding up and down the same old strip. State. 7 & 9:15 p.m. Traffic (2000) There's a back up on 1-96, where a tall lanky man has apparently piled up his "Best Supporting Actor" awards. State. 6:45 & 9:30 p.m. MUSIC Clovis Minor C'mon its gonna be sweet. Check it out. T.C.'s Speakeasy, Ypsilanti. 10:30 p.m. $3. 483-4470. Native American Flute Chief Henry and Running Zack won't be there, Lenore Want will be. University Hospital Lobby. Floor 1. 12:10 p.m. Free. THEATER Maggie Rose Performance Network per- forms a satire on trailer park life. Performance Network, 120 E. Huron. 8 p.m. $17. 663-0681. The Heiress University Theater Department presents this play suggested by Henry James' novel "Washington Square," about a young woman searching for love. Mendelssohn Theatre. 8 p.m. $7- 20. 764-0450. ALTERNATIVES Inmedia 2001 The Ann Arbor digital artists coalition, Entity, presents a juried exhibition of digital and electronic art from all over the globe, with a theme tying in the Industrial Revolution with the Digital Revolution, Media Union. Free. 936-2082. Booker Prize Winner at Borders Come to Borders to hear Booker Prize-winning author Peter Carey read from his latest novel, "True History of the Kelly Gang." Book signing will follow. 7 p.m. FREE. 668-7652. Plant Life Exhibit that explores the use of plant imagery throughout time, from Mesopotamian vases to Van Gogh's sun- flower paintings. Museum of Art, Works on Paper Gallery, Free. 764-0395. Mark Rothko and the Lure of the Figure: Paintings 193346 Canvases of figures showcase contrasting human emotions. Museum of Art, Apse Gallery, Free. 764- 0395. Friday CAMPUS CINEMA Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon See Thursday. Michigan Theater. 7 & 9:45 p.m. Shadow of the Vampire See Thursday. State Theater. 9:15 p.m. State & Main See Thursday. State Theater. 7 p.m. On about Valentine's By Jenni Glenn Weekend, Etc Editor February 14 is approaching, and. that can only mean one thing: The annual fake orgasm contest on WOLV TV's program "Turned On." Much like MTV's "Loveline," the program, which airs Mondays at midnight, allows viewers to call in with love and relationship queries. The job of answering those questions falls on hosts Andrew "Drew" Short and Kelly Brickner. The Michigan Daily recently chatted with Brickner about the show and her views on the upcoming holi- day. TMD: What are some of the strangest calls you've ever gotten? KB: Just in that (Jan. 29) episode, a boyfriend girlfriend called up, and she wanted to do the "American Pie" thing - having sex on the Internet with her friends watching -- and he wasn't sure about it. TMD: What was the funniest moment on the show, on or off the air? KB: Last year we did a show about food and sex. and basically we just brought a lot of whipped cream and frosting in to the show. Right before no one had bought any food and we had to run to the store for sprinkles and stuff ... They covered Seth - Seth was the guy host ---in whioped cream. They covered him with everything and he was in his boxers. A Seth sundae, that's what we called it. He had whipped cream, a cherry, everything. TMD: I noticed the Jan. 29 show used cantaloupes. Do you guys always use props? KB: We like to bring things in. The show on fellatio, we had two girl hosts sucking on lollipops the whole time. Some guys called in and said we were driving them crazy. TM D: flow many dates do you get out of this? KB: The last show someone did, someone asked for my number, but I have a serious boyfriend ... If they're long time viewers, they know I have a boyfriend because I talk about him all the time. Andrew, the guy host, wish- es he would get dates out of the show. Ile says "Why don't girls call me up?" 'e might do an episode on that later, trying to get Andrew a date. But I think we have more guy viewers than girls- TID: How does your boyfriend feel about being discussed on the show ? KB: To be honest, he doesn't go to school here, so he's never seen the show. At first he wasn't very happy about it, but now he doesn't care. ... I try to stay away from personal stories about him and I and stick to stories about friends of mine. TID: Since the holiday is coming up, what is your Valentine's advice? KB: I would say chocolate straw- berries, because that's what I really want for Valentine's Day. And watch our Valentine's Day episode because you could win prizes from the Safe Sex Store and that would make your Valentine's Day a lot more interesting. TMD: Who's the sexiest celebrity, fiom your expert perspective' KB: Definitely Brad Pitt. Even my boyfriend thinks he's sexy. TMD: What are some of the strangest things your co-hosts do? KB: Last year Andrew actually had a show where he just begged for dates the whole show ... We weren't sup- posed to have a show that week, so he just locked the cameras in front of him and begged for dates. Maybe two girls called. TID: What did the girls say? KB: I think he maybe went out with one of them and he said it wasn't an experience he'd like to repeat. But I don't think that will stop him for beg- ging for dates again. Oh, and Andrew also showed his bare ass on the show last year. ... I think he will definitely do that again sometime this season. He likes to do that. He's not embarassed. TMD: So what do you think of cable shows like "Loveline?" KB: The reason I think our show is so appealing, more than "Loveline," I think it's the fact that it's local. We talk about local issues, like how everyone wants to have sex in the Grad Library stacks. I think it's more of a spectacle because you're hearing true stories about people right around you, rather than "Loveline" which is very nation- al. Also, we can get away with doing certain things on the air that you real- ly wouldn't expect. TMD: I must say, I've never seen anyone flashing anyone on "Loveline." KB: No, that's definitely one advantage of our program. Students show off their romantic side by making Valentine's Day cards ir Studyrsvirginit courtesy of MGM Pictures Anthony Hopkins reprises his "Silence of the Lambs" role, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, in the sequel "Hannibal." Traffic See Thursday. State Theater. 6:45 & 9:30 p.m. MUSIC Cloud Nine Hip-hop and soul collide at the Pig. Gryphon Shepard opens. A variety of grooves will erupt. They will capture you. Blind Pig, 208 S. 1st St. 10 p.m. $7. 996- 8555. Heavy Weather Bears no relation to Cloud Nine. Even though both their names are weather related. T.C.'s Speakeasy, Ypsilanti. 10:30 p.m. $3. 483-4470. Thomett Davis Detroit ensemble lead by soul and blues singer. Cavern Club, 210 S 1st St. 10 p.m. $8. 332-9900. Rubberband Racecar Go, Annie Dubrinsky, Preciousness RRG is a creative endeavor that hypes neo-pop into new dimensions with hip-hop twists. Annie D. brings along her voice and keyboard. Preciousness is a quirky surprise. Michigan League Underground. 8:30 p.m. Free. 997-9302. THEATER The Heiress See Thursday. Mendelssohn Theatre. 8 p.m. $7-20. Mae Rose See Thursday. Performance N k, 10 EHuron. 8p.m. $20. 6t 0681. ALTERNATIVES Hubbard Dance Street Chicago World- famous dance troupe combines jazz, mod- ern, and classical ballet styles in gravity- defying pieces. Power Center. 8 p.m. $18- 38. 764-2538. Immedia 2001 See Thursday. Media Union. Free. 936-2082. Second Friday Swing Night It is a lot like the first Friday Swing Night. But its hap- pening a again. Pierpont Commons. 9 p.m. Free. Plant Life See Thursday. Museum of Art, Works on Paper Gallery, Free. 764-0395. Mark Rothko and the Lure of the Figure: Paintings 193346 See Thursday. Museum of Art, Apse Gallery, Free. 764- 0395. Saturday CAMPUS CINEMA Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon See Thursday. Michigan Theater. 4:15, 7 & 9:45 p.m. Shadow of the Vampire See Thursday. State Theater. 4:30 & 9:15 p.m. State & Main See Thursday. State Theater. 2 & 7 p.m. Traffic See Thursday. State Theater. 1:30, 4:10, 6:45 & 9:30 p.m. MUSIC Funktelligence Home grown weavers of By Jamie Schey For the Daily Sex, Nowadays, especially for college students, sex is everywhere. From frat parties to Fox's rather orgy-esque "Temptation Island" series, the issue of sex has become nearly impossible to avoid. A number of teens, however, are pledging to do just that. According to a recent article in Time Magazine ( The good [and bad?] News about Virginity Pledges," 1/ l 7/01). a new trend is emerging among teens between the ages of 14-18: Publicly promising to postpone sexual intercourse until after marriage. Sounds impossible? Perhaps not, refutes a study by the National Institute of Child Health and Human Development. According to their study, teens who make these "virginity pledges" refrain from sexual intercourse for approximately a year and a half longer than those who do not. Although the majority of University students are older than those teens included in the study, the issue of pre- marital sex continues to raise strong opinions throughout the student population. "Most kids don't look at the world from a long-term point of view," LSA sophomore Sandro Faber-Bermudez said. "They want pleasure now, so they have sex - with- out thinking about the consequences." According to LSA sophomore Gary Axelrod, "Once you lose your virginity, you cannot get it back ... I strongly believe that virginity should only be lost by indi- viduals once they are married, and their relationship has matured." Even in today's sexually charged society, many teens continue to reject the idea of pre-marital sex. From rea- sons ranging from family upbringing to religious values, a number of teens openly admit to preferring the "big M" to the "big O." Among both virgins and sexually active teens, however, several students contest the validity of virginity pledges. "Mo: given ti for peo numbei Accc "Virgin mental through Peer influen to the s Health respond effort. t losing i sure," t Sexu increas 16-year olds in worst p parties which Scott " ful if th to igno' As v differer uality human Perhaps talk," metaph demons cated a them cr ically, remain i fit1i1 Magazine Weekend, Etc. Editors: Jenni Glenn, Elizabeth ] Writers: Lindsey Alpert, Autumn Brown, Mark Francescutti, Jenni Glenn, Lyle H Christian Hoard, Lakaii Jones, Meredith Keller, Andrew Klein, Chris Kula, John ? Rajt, Jamie Schey, Maria Sprow, John Uhl Photo Editors: Louis Brown, Jessica Johnson Weekend Photo Editor: Abby Rosenbaum Photographers: Louis Brown, Jeff Hurvitz Cover: Louis Brown Arts Editors: Ben Goldstein, Managing Editor. Jennifer Fogel and Robyn Melamed, Associ Editor in Chief: Geoffrey Gagnon