Demi Moore...bald! Check out "(.I. Jane," playing tonight at the North Campus Chrysler Center Auditorium as part of the Martin Luther King Jr. film series. Free. fiRdftm Daug iiLIRTS t TUESDAY JANUARY 16, 2001 8A michigandaily.com /arts Groundbreaking 'Tiger' a martial arts masterpiece Coens'' 0Brother' an artistic Odyssey homage 09 By Andy Taylor-Fabe Daily Arts Writer It's a unique feeling to want to get up and cheer for the hero while simul- taneously wanting to sit in awe and not move a muscle for fear that you would miss a single Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Grade: A+ At Showcase, The Michigan Theater and Quaity 16 Mu Bai (Chow warrior who has frame. However, "Cro u c h i n g Tiger, Hidden Dragon" gives the viewer that and more. With both Chow Yun- Fat and Michelle Yeoh giving exceptional per- formances, this film is truly deserving of the term master- piece. Taking place in the 19th Century, the story involves Li Yun-Fat), a Wudan given up the life of of Yu Shu Lien and Li Mu Bai (who have almost legendary status among the people - think Jedi Knights), and she begins to question the life of inac- tivity and subservience that has been planned for her. Li Mu Bai and Yu Shu Lien must now deal with the quest to recapture The Green Destiny and the renewed search for Jade Fox (who appears to be connected with the theft and also has a new and lethal appren- tice). In addition, there is the long but unconsummated relationship between Li Mu Bai and Yu Shu Lien, which is one of the most subtle but enthralling on-screen relationships in recent film history. Chow Yun-Fat is incredible in this film. Li Mu Bai is noble, strong, graceful and contemplative; he is the pinnacle of virtue ... also, he really kicks some ass. While fighting with one hand literally behind his back, each move is cool and calculated, but he is able to give so much emotion to the role as well. Every look on his face is so expressive, and the mix of humor and sadness in his eves is sometimes almost painful to watch. Michelle Yeoh is also phenomenal as both a powerful warrior and a wise friend. Her multi-weapon battle near the end is one the most intense scenes in the film, and like Chow Yun-Fat, she is able to bring her character far beyond a mere fighter. The scenery and backgrounds in the film are magnificent, full of mist- filled valleys and mountains as well as barren but beautiful desert landscapes. Every scene has a dreamlike quality to it, and the vibrant, mystical colors that fill the screen consume you complete- By Lyle Henretty 1161y Film Editor When one sees that Steven Spielberg or Quentin Tarantino is directing a film, one can assume certain things about the plot or direction the film Where Art Thou? 1 Grade: B ; At Showcase ; and Quality 161 f will probably take. The most wonderful thing about the talented, illu- sive Coen brothers is that their films always have something new to bring to the table. It's hard to believe that the same film- makers behind the intense "M i I I e r ' s Courtesy of Sony Pictures Cassics Jen Yu (Zhang Ziyi) shows a few nogoodniks the meaning of pain in Ang Lee's "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." the sword despite his vow to avenge his master, who died at the hands of the mysterious and feared Jade Fox. Li Mu Bai has entrusted his sword, The Green Destiny, to a friend as a symbol of his departure from his quest for vengeance. When the sword is stolen, Li Mu Bai's close companion, Yu Shu Lien (Michelle Yeoh), tries to figure out what has happened, and she subse- quently comes into contact with Jen Yu (Zhang Ziyi), the sheltered and soon to be married daughter of a local governor. Jen is fascinated with the lifestyle ly as you are drawn into their world. Fight scenes in this film take on a whole new quality in their disregard for gravity. Much of the fighting involves. characters leaping across buildings, bouncing off the surface of water or soaring into the air either to attack or retreat. What is really impressive is that the majority of these acrobatics are actually done by the actors (with the help of safety wires, of course). When they are on the ground, the battles are fast, vicious and complex, and they are all accompanied by a rapid and heart- pounding drum beat that complements the combat perfectly. The fight sequences were choreo- graphed by Yuen Wo-Ping, who is best known in America for his work on "The Matrix," and there are definitely shades of that same style in this film. However, the fight scenes in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" have a more magical, or fairy-tale qual- ity to them, and you should be prepared to completely surrender your notions of physics and reality in order to com- pletely enjoy the supernatural qualities of the film. In fact, try to see the film when the audience is sparse, because otherwise, you will be bombarded with cries of "oh, that looks really realistic" from every snickering, confused jackass in the crowd ... not that I'm bitter or any- thing. ABC takes a crack at reality television with cheap 'Survivor' knock-off 'The Mole' Crossing" also helmed the classic screwball comedy "Raising Arizona." In a year when tired gen- res continually reared their ugly heads (dull action movies with Schwarzenegger and Stallone, romantic comedies with teen heart throbs) it is absolutely refreshing to see a movie that attempts and suc- ceeds in doing something different. This is taking into account the fact that the Coens claim their source material to be nearly 3,000 years old. "O Brother, Where Art Thou" is said to be a re-working of Homer's "The Odyssey" in the deep South during the Great Depression. The Coens admit, though, that they have never actually read the epic poem. Instead they pepper their film with vignettes and illusions to the, most famous aspects of the story, including the Cyclops, The Sirens and a dis- guised Ulysses showing off his immense talents. The film cleverly mixes the Homeric with a few American Tall Tales (a blues singer selling his soul for the ability to play the guitar) and a couple of truly American carica- tures (Huey P. Long, "Babyface" Nelson). "O Brother" contains some of the most entertaining and beauti- fully realized vignettes put on film in years, as well as some of the most lush settings and vibrant characters. Despite all that it has going for it, the film just does not come together. It struggles for cohesion by giving the main character, Ulysses Everett McGill (George Clooney), a back- story in the third act that doesn't quite fit, and begins several story lines that never really get resolved. The story centers on three convicts who escape a chain gang in order to find buried treasure. McGill enlists the help of the gruff, suspicious Pete (John Tuturro) and the not-playing-with- even-half-a-deck Delmar (Tim Blake Nelson), basically because they are attached to him, but an uneasy friend- ship quickly develops. This is the jumping board as they take their own Odyssey through the South. . The acting is first rate, with Clooney giving his best performance ever. Even in his best films, it is near- ly impossible to get lost in his char- acterizations, forgetting that you are watching George Clooney. Here, though, Clooney seems to be chan- neling the ghost of Clark Gable (or at least Clark Gable doing an impres- sion of Burt Reynolds) and shows an impeccable sense of comic timing. Tuturro, always the chameleon, is all indignation as Pete, always assuming he's getting screwed, but never quite sure how. Nelson's Delmar is the weakest of the three, but his character is also the most shallow. He is simply dumb, though often becomes the butt of some very funny jokes. One cannot discuss this film, though, without commenting on the stellar soundtrack. The pulsing blue- grass is beautiful to listen to, and infuses the film with a sense of time and place. As long as the music is playing, the plot-holes can almost be forgiven. Almost. The artistic high- point, musically, is when the trio encounters a group of sexy "sirens" washing clothes and singing country classic "Didn't Leave Nobody But the Baby" (sung in a seductively haunting manner by Alison Krauss, Emmvlou Harris and Gillian Welch). This scene is mesmerizing, as the audience feels just as drawn to the sexy trio of singers as the convicts, or as Ulysses himself may have. Many scenes in "0 Brother" have equal power to entice and enamor, but the film as a whole is not as tight as it should be. Probably the film's greatest liabili- ty is that it is, in fact, a Coen brother's film. Because of this simple fact, it is held to a higher standard than most. The Coens have spoiled their audi- ences with excellence, so when one of their movies fall slightly short, it is all the more depressing. 0* By Matt Manser Daily Arts Writer The mole will lie to your face. The mole will sabo- tage your plans. "The Mole" will put you to sleep. Using a radical new program- ming strategy, ABC has come out with "The Mole," which attempts. The Mole to capitalize on the reality show craze that began with last summer's ABC "Survivor." It's a strategy that's just Tonight at 8 crazy enough to work, considering the mega-success of the "Malcolm in the Middle" clone "Tucker" and the "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" clone "Greed." Without any further sarcasm, here is the premise of "The Mole." Gather up ten strangers (five men, five women), and send them on a 28-day journey across 15,000 miles, four countries and two continents. Along the way, the group will have to perform several tests. With each passed test, prize money is added to a pot that will go to the winner at the end of the last show. If every test is passed, the pot would grow to Dr. Evil's magic number, one million dollars.. Here's the twist: One of the ten is not really a con- testant. He or she is actually "the mole." The first show began with a definition of a mole. "Mole: noun, a spy (a double agent) who establishes a cover long before beginning espionage." Fox had to do the same thing for "Temptation Island," defining temptation at the begin- ning of the show, which goes to show that both ABC and Fox know their audience. The mole works for the show and tries to keep the group from passing the tests in order to keep money out of the pot. The other nine contestants, as well as the viewer, have to figure out who exactly is the mole. At the end of each episode the contestants must take a quiz about the mole, with questions such as, "Is the mole a man or a woman?" The contestant who does the worst on the quiz gets "executed." No, it's not what you think. This is an ABC show, not Fox. The executed contestant just has to leave the show. One contestant gets executed each week until the mole is revealed and the winner is declared. The first show introduced the ten contestants. There's helicopter pilot Jim, mcd school student Afi, undercov- er cop Steven, retired detective Charlie, visual display artist Wendi, single father Manuel, former peace corps volunteer Kate, law school lecturer Kathryn, former snowboarding champion Jennifer and bartender Henry. But don't worry if you forget who's who, because handy graphics pop up on the screen to remind the viewer of each contestant's name and their only impor- tant characteristic (such as "Manuel, the Single Father," or "Jennifer, the Jock"). There's also a host, Anderson Cooper, who stands around and does host stuff. There were two group tests on the first episode. The first test required everyone in the group to skydive from 10,000 feet, which was worth S75,000. Some artificial tension was created (Manuel is nervous!), but they all jumped. Next was a complicated test involving the deci- phering of a secret code and finding an ATM machine in France. They passed this test too, so the mole was not very successful. The show concluded with the group, taking the mole quiz, with everyone revealing their suspicions. Manuel wound up getting the most wrong on the quiz and was executed. This was followed by a heart- warming montage in tribute to the departed single father, because like other reality shows, "The Mole" thinks we should have deep feelings about someone because he was on TV for an hour. All in all "The Mole" is not a horrible show, but it lacks the origi- nality of "Survivor" and the pure concentrated evil of "Temptation Island." 0 Courtesy of Buena Vista Pictures Pete (John Turturro), Delmar (Tim Blake Nelson) and Everett (George Clooney) run from the law and seek their fortunes in "0 Brother, Where Art Thou?" Courtesy of ABC Who Is The Mole?lI t ain't this guy. 'NYPD Blue' deserves 'Urge' may leave readers overwhelmed o bow out Katie Den Bleyker Daily Arts Writer The critically lauded show, "NYPD Blue" is back on ABC for another sea- son. In the past, NYPD Blue has won several Emmy awards. Now, however, the show's January debut filling the cur- rent Emmy-winning show "Once and Again's" time slot suggests that ABC is growing tired of NYPD its former critically Blue lauded hit. In the rU n or-.r ncnn gracefully now dealing with over-dramatic prob- lems. Detective Sipowicz is dealing with his young son possibly having leukemia (this while fighting charges of corrup- tion along with the other members of his team). Sorenson is trying to get into Diane Russell's pants. The whole squad is abducted by the evil twin of an ex- officer and taken to a desert island. Well, that last part is made up, but the scenario isn't much more outlandish than some of the show's recent plots. This is not the same Emmy-winning writing that NYPD Blue has been Unt-r fnrinth .act .h. chw urns By Lisa Rajt Daily Books Editor I simply don't know what to think. This is not good: One of the main responsibilities of a book reviewer is to offer opinions. But, bewildered and befuddled, I am men- tally speechless. Should one laugh at this book? Cry? Grimace? The verdict is not yet in. The plot is simple in this 100-page novel, written by issues. Although the reader should probably assume that the two problems are related, Pulido could have spent a bit more time developing that idea. Over time, Anthony free-associates, rants, raves and loses his mind entirely on several occasions. He yells and cries copiously. In his interactions with others, namely his family, professors and classmates, he is occasionally violent and frequently confused. The one constant of this novel until the last chapter is that Anthony denies his feelings of attraction toward other men, focusing on his relationship with a female as a means of distraction. This narrative voice was billed as being "unforget- table," and it was certainly that. Pulido has a definite knack for description. Indeed, all was not lost in this lit- tle book, as it was highly imaginative and sometimes even humorous. If the coal of anv novel is to-show change within the Unspeakable Urge Moises Pulido Grade: C University alum Moises Pulido: A first-year University of Michigan student is grappling with his bisexu- ality, while also dealing with a homophobic upbringing and the demands of college life. "Sounds pretty straightforward ... what's the big deal?" you may be saying to vonrelf Read on. Courtesy of ABC Even Sipowicz can't hide his attraction I I