shakes at the Michigan As if Hanlet weren't enough, Kenneth Branagh directs a version of "Los 's Labours Lost." Michigan Theatrr, 9:30 THURSDAY tmichigandaily.com/arts SEPTEMBER 7, 20001 3 A *'Bring it On" makes for a pleasantly teasing teen comedy y Leslie Boxer We are introduced to Torrance as she ly Arts Writer takes over the role of team captain for the Toros, a five-tine national-cheer- I jump! You can look but don't leading championship squad - one you hump. I'm major. I roar. I swear which unfortunately, and unbeknownst in not a whore. We cheer as we to its team members, has stolen all of ead. We act like we re on speed its cheers from the East Compton Hate us 'cause we're beautiful - but Clovers. The Clovers have never we don't like you either We're cheer- received their rightful recognition as leaders! We are cheerleaders" the better athletes, dancers and cheer- This cheer, from the opening leaders because they are a mostly * quence of "Bring It On," is a African-American squad from a lower cheerleader's dream -- it is sassy, socio-cconormic neighborhood. "Bring energetic and It On" never directly addresses the well choreo- issues of race, which are hinted at in g r a p h e d . pitting the two teams against one F o r t u ~a t e I y, another, and this falls right in line with Bring It these sentiments its light-hearted approach. On are also true of The Clovers confront the Toros leav- 1 the film as a ing the remainder of the film to be Grade: B whole. "Bring It structured as a sports movie. And as At Showcase On" is a witty with "Rocky," "Hoosiers" and "Rudy," andQualty 16 high school the audience must stand behind the ' satire that offers Toros, even in the face of adversity, as more toe-tap- they fight to win the national cheerlead- Kirsten Dunst leads a team of sassy che ping fun than ing championship. your average Unable to use their current reper- Toros in a bit of a scandal. Luckily, teenage comedy toire of routines, the Toros must the team gets to go to the National It is precisely quickly assemble sontethin- new for Championship because they are the scenes like the the regional conpetition. This is defending champions. It is at this opener, in which the cheerleaders are accomplished with the help of pro- point that Kirsten Dunst, leading her using wit to mock themselves, that fessional choreographer Sparkv "cheerocracy," motivates her team to make Jessica Bendinger's script a Polastri (lan Roberts) - envision create a worthy opposition to the winner. Bob Fosse with a serious attitude. By Clovers The film never presumes to be far, this is one of the sharpest scenes It is fair to assume that like any more than a see-me-in-a-little-skirt- in the movie. Sparkv, who tells his teen movie, fron) the days of John with-toned-abs teen comedy, yet it youtng protegds that "cheerleaders Hughes onward, "Bring It On" has a has appeal for audiences of all ages. are like dancers who've gone retard- romantic angle. Torrance falls for This is due in no small part to ed," convinces the Toros that they Cliff (Jesse Bradford) a new student Kirsten D-U-N-S-T, Dunst's perfect will win regionals if they just use who favors The Clash and reading to portrayal of Torrance Shippman, the their "spirit fingers" (read, shaking Friday night pep rallies. Of course, perky and effervescent Rancho hands). Cliff soon changes his mind and Grande High School cleerleading Needless to say, their routine does- becomes smitten with Torrance. captain. n't fly at regionals and even lands the Unfortunately, Torrance has a sexu- omecoming show 'rocks' out at ob Brode. 'Arts Writer Who doesn't love a cowboy? Th' nod- em day cowboy, Kid Rock, has traded in leather chaps for Ben Davis slacks, a' nged vest for fur coats, and the tradi- tional trusty steed for a glittery red, white and blue Harley which he Kid Rock used to make his entrance last Pine Knob Thursday at Pine Knob. And that Aug. 31, 2000 was just an appe- tizer to the glitz and "country couritesy of Ros uode glamour" Kid Kid Rock played to a sold out crowd at Pine Knob last week. Rock had in store After touring all summer on Joe C., the Twisted Brown Trucker band, for the crowd. Metallica's Summer Sanitarium tour, the and the exotic dancers strategically posi- With two major Trailer Park King set out on his own for tioned on each side of the stage, the Kid label releases in a one month jaunt around the country Rock entourage put on a stage show the past two years finishing with three sold out shows in ]Is even Kiss would admire. A 100 foot selling more units than a Columbian hometown of Detroit. The self-pro- American flag served as a backdrop drug lord, it came as no surprise that Kid claimed "Stone Cold Pimp of the while a flashing sign bore The Kid's. Rock's homecoming shows at Pine Knob Nation" was not about to disappoint his Confetti dropped as flames at least twice sold out hours after going on sale. hometown fans. Along with kimosabe Joe C's height blazed on stage. Old arleaders in "Bring It On." ally ambiguous ex-cheerleader boyfriend that she must get rid of before having any kind of relatiiisx with Cliff - all of this in the midst of reforming her squad. Torrance Shippman - you're my hero! Kirsten Dunst makes this movie. Her range of emotion and her tummy revealing outfits make her a powerful young actress. This film is fun and def- initely a vast improvement on the other teen rsovies of late. One last bit of advice - stay and watch the closing credits. They are filled with blooper outtakes and an absolutely perfect use of the cheer- leaders singing along to Toni Basil's '80s cheerleading icon "Mickey." Pe Ko school English Ds were projected onto the Backdrop while a disco ball the size of King Kong's left testicle spun in the background. The eye candy was abun- dant, and so was the music. Before the night ended, the Kid had sung, rapped, played guitar, spun, played drums, and still found the time to grab his crotch more times than Michael Jackson ever could in two hours and headbang with more intensi- ty than a mulleted Pantera fan in Kentucky with two forties in his belly. The Kid even managed to belt out out all the hits from his nine time platinum album "Devil Without a Cause" including a twangy rendition of "Only God Knows Why." In between songs he took time to preach against the evils of "manufac- tured BS," such as N' Sync, Backstreet Boys, Christina Aguilera, and Britney Spears, give a.brief tutorial on cunnelin- gus, and like any gracious host thanked his guests for coming. After it was all over Rock told the crowd to "have a good night," but by the looks on the faces in the crowd, they already had. 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Amanda is a be addressed again. twenty-something Besides this, all of the characters Grade: D living in L.A. with except Amanda are flat and banal: Her Gigi Levangi Grazer her dysfunctional brother is a drug-dealing loser; her family. Her moth- boyfriend is an ambitious lowlife, her simonandSchuster er deserts the fans- boss is an alcoholic misogynist, her Reviewed by ily, her brother mother is a flake and her love is a vision Daily Books Editor deals drugs and of perfection. Gina Hamadey their house is a The love that the entire book is decrepit mess. based around comes out of nowhere Amanda is forced and is explained only by Amanda to take care of her describing Gabe's shoulders and hand brother's neglect- and gentle nature and he recounting ed son. She is get- the color of her hair and by procla n- ting payed mini- ing, over and over again, that he loves mum wage her. 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