* Venus Beauty Institue... lJfidigan Thdt {otnd kind of sketchy? Come or it'scgust a movie being shown at the Michigan Theater. Nov. 1.i16$5.5;'. FRIDAY michigandaily.com /art s NOVEMBER 10, 2000 Sandier (y Christopher Cousino Dail Arts Writer Maybe it starts with the director. Maybe it starts with the actors. Or maybe it starts with the premise. "If "your father was the devil and your mother was an angel, you'd be mixed up too." Somewhere along the way, "Little Nicky," Adam Sandler's hell- bound fire and brimstone fart of a movie, gets so discombobulated Little that the mere fact Nicky they pull off an Grade D ending in the film At Showcase shows a sign of and Quality 16 some divine intervention. Or maybe I meant to say bovine. Along the lines of Sandler's other comedies, from "Billy Mad- ison" to his most recent "Big Daddy," "Little Nicky" sit on its post clearly as the worst, filled with the stench of burning poo in a paper bag left on a neighbor's doorstep. All the standard Sandler lowbrow sex and toilet jokes &C o.lay deviled egg with'ittle Nicky' slosh around throughout the film; this and jaunt off to earth to create a in portajohns at the last Lollapalooza time, though, they just aren't funny new Hell there. Since this disturbs ... how Cassisus drops out midway (I'm not saying they were necessarily the "balance of good and evil," the thorough the film ... how the fact that funny in his other films, but somehow Devil slowly starts wilting away and his mother is an angel pops up in the they found a huge audience). What's Nicky must go to Earth and bring his second act almost out of the blue (I even worse, Sandler and company brothers back in order to save his dad. have a sneaking suspicion that New seem to think a joke replayed over Whew. I could say here is where the Line included that plot point on the and over will generate more yucks. movie goes wrong, but its problems poster so audiences going into the It's otne thning to lake something funny begin tnucin earlier, film svould be aware of it and not find and beat it to death; it's another to "Little Nicky" just needs another it completely out in left field when take something you think is funny re-write. Scenes come in and out of the angel thing crops up because the that really isn't and beat that to a the movie for no apparent reason. The writers failed to establish anything bloody pulp. talents of Keitel and Rodney Danger- about it in the beginning of the film.) In "Little Nicky," Sandier plays the field (as the original Prince of Dark- ... but what's the point? soft-spoken, shy Nicky, the youngest ness) go completely wasted (yes, one While Sandler may not be hell son of the devil (played by Harvey of Dangerfield's only line is "I still bound (like his other movies,he looks Keitel), who spends most of his time get no respect.") And when we get to like he's having fun, which lends itself in his room listening to Black Sab- Earth, what do we find but a talking to his incessant charm that makes you bath. While his older brothers Adrian dog? want to root for him), "Little Nicky" and Cassisus (Rhys Ifans and Tommy Once on Earth, Nicky receives is already a burning piece of trash. So "Ttmy" Lister) vie for power of their guidance from a pontificating pooch many untapped talents (Quentin Tar- father's throne because he plans to who teaches him how to be human. antino as a preacher, Nealon as the retire, Nicky seems to not want to Except the only things Nicky seems Tithead, Dana Carvey as a high strung - have anything to do with the demands to learn about life on earth is how referee), but the film does offer a few of running Hell, which in t'Little to eat Popeye's Chicken and that lin moments of fun cameos by formter lik~em o be a cotmedic Dante's shnostd not take dutmp in tine mniddie of Sandier aiums sueh as Carl Weathners, caurtesyni aL, Ne "Inferno"-esque depiction filled with the street. And somehow, he still finds Rob "You Can Do It" Schneider and Adam Sandier's latest turd is called "Uttle Nicky." Avoid It like the plague. a giant horny blackbird as well as his way into Valerie's heart (Patricia Henry Winkler. And that is the only points in the Sandier catalog (along While the idea ofa kid from helmw Kevin Nealon sporting a pair of dou- Arquette) after taking her out for ice real fun in the entire hour and half. with "Bulletproof," which, yes, came bad (try"'Rosemary's Baby,""Tii ble-D breasts on his head. cream ... blah blat blab. I could go on "Little Nicky" is a film to be seen out after "Billy Madison" and "Happy Seed" or "The Omen"), Sandle Z When the devil decides not to retire, about how the plot and the story have and immediately forgotten. It will Gilmore") and may be only replayed hielluva lot better comedian th, Nicky's brothers disobey their father more holes than the number of one probably go down as on e of the low some Saturday afternoons on USA. smoking firepit that is "Little Ni ington to Acappellooza!unites vocal groups By Jennifer Jeltes "Acappellooza!" was the idea of Mark Supre ti Daily Arts Writer the Publicity Manager for Dicks and Janes. A fte'Ql National Finals in May, Mark contacted those a cap Bell, Norr tcollaborat By Jim Schiff Daily Arts Writer An international trio of talents makes its way to the Hill Auditorium on Friday night. Violin sen- sation Joshua Bell will collaborate with the Camerata Joshua Acadetnica Salz- Bell burg, conducted by Sir Roger Nor- Hill Auditorium rington. in what Tonight at 8 is sure to be one of the year's high- lights. Tine success of S ithe CamerataAca- demica Salzburg is attributed to its deep roots in chamber music dialogue. Founded in 1951 by Bernhard Paumgartner, Nor- rington took over the group's leadership in 1997, after the death of conductor Sandor Veghi. The Camerata boasts a broad repertoire, but it pays particular attention to the lesser-known works of Mozart, masters of the Baroque period, the entire Viennese classics and some influential twentieth century composers. Though frequently touring the globe, the group has done a significant numb-er of recordings for Capriccio. Decca and Philips records. Apart from the Camerata, Norrington has had a remarkably accomplished career. From a very early age, he began to show his talents both with his voice and the violin bow. After founding the SchatznChoir in 1962, Norrington started on what would be a thirty-ycar study of historical perfortance practice. Con- sequently, he has ample expertise in period instruments, orcliestra size. seat- ing and playing style. Through the years, lie has recorded a variety of composers' work, including Hayden, Mozart and Beethoven. Nor- rington has even made a name for him- self in the Opera world: For 15 years he was the conductor of the Kent Opera. Currently, he is tlie ChieftConductor of the Radio Sinfonie Orchester in Stutt- gart and the Camerata. At age 31, Joshua Bell has earned the reputation of one of the world's lead- ing musicians. Bom in Bloomington, Indiana, Bell quickly rose to fame after his orchestral debut with Riccardo Muiti and the Philadelphia Orelnestra in 1981. Since then, he has worked with the New York Philhartonic, the Boston Sym- phony and the Chicago Symphony, and conductors such as Vladimir Asike- nazy, Riccardo Ciailly and Roger Nor- Joshua Bell will play Ann Arbor tonight. rington. Bell's musical interests aren't limited to classical violin literature. He recently collaborated with his long- time friend, bassist and composer Edgar Meyer, to fonn a bluegrass quartet. John Corigliano's Oscar-winning score to "The Red Violin"talso featured Bell's harrowing violin solos. In performance, Bell is known to exude calm confidence while envel- oping the audience in his fantastic sound. He will make his third IMS appearance, with Norrington making his fourth and the Camerata debuting at Hill. fr iwvty r'/ir rrty ibrt r',m.tkN4 s roe w~ 4 NJcnfre .r k _ _ .