Absolute hilarity... "Absolut Comedy," FREE. Five to 10- minute comedy sketches directed by Ethan Kogan. Time TBA, November 2-4, Arena Stage, Frieze Building. 764- 6800. michigandaily.com /arts be 3iidfgm JEtiBg ARTS THURSDAY NOVEMBER 2, 2000 A Smith, cast drop ball in 'Legend. of Bagger Vance' Fall in 'Love' with new DVD By Leslie Boxer Daily Arts Writer I hate watching golf on TV All of that quiet clapping and whispering by the announcers makes me long for WWF wrestling tournaments. Robert Redford's new movie, "The Legend of Baggar Vance" is essentially two hours of golf wit The Legend of Bagger Vance Grade: C- Opens Friday Depression. The frame story from Hardy Graves (J. h a hackneyed plot to loosely sup- port Redford's own dreams of grandeur. "The Legend of Baggar Vance" is based on the novel of the same name by Steven Pressfield. It mixes elements of myth and fan- tasy with the world of golf at the time of the film is told as a the perspective of Michael Moncrief 1900s - he is an exquisite golfer, a handsome young man and seems to be lucky in every aspect of his life. When Junuh is sent away to war, he seems to lose his soul and doubts his place in society which is built upon his successes. Upon his return to Savannah, Junuh becomes a recluse - he wants nothing to do with his old life, he feels he does not deserve the benevolence that Savannah has lavished upon him. In order to save her family golf resort, Adele Invergordon (Charlize Theron), Junuh's ex-girlfriend, mas- terminds a golf tournament in which she pits the two most talented golfers of the day, Bobby Jones (Joel Gretsch) and Walter Hagen (Bruce McGill), against one another. The town of Savannah wants a local play- er to enter into the fray so as to tie the tournament to its surroundings. The only logical choice is Junuh. Junuh's initial refusal to play in the tournament is based on his belief that he has "lost his authentic swing." Enter Baggar Vance (Will Smith) the spiritual guide who helps Junuh return to the game of golf and his life in Savannah. All of that, and Will Smith does not even carry a gun in this movie. It is at this early stage in the film that the entire plot has been neatly New Line Cinema's "Love and Basketball" just brought its gameto the next level. Recently released qn DVD, this unique romantic sp'rt film is at the top of its game. , Aside from being one of the bet films thus far in such a shoddy year of cinema, Gina Prince-Bythewoo4s "Love and Basketball" is a chargning love story about two basketball play- ers (Sanaa Lathan and Omar Epps) and their quest to become professiou- al basketball players while falling-Th By Christopher Cousino D)aily rts Writer :A Courtesy of Oreamworks As the title character, Will Smith lives out Spike Lee's "Bamboozled" fantasy in "The Legend of Bagger Vance," Grade: B+ Love and Basketball New Line Cinema and out of h1%1. What is so wol- derful about thii film is its foetu "Love and Basketball" i4 a film about peopie and not abouttfi "big" game or tle arranged for the audience. From this point on, the film becomes pre- dictable and contrived and simply a means for Robert Redford to show that he, like "National Geographic," likes to present the audience with sweeping landscapes. In "A River Runs Through It" there was lapping water and beautiful surroundings, in "The Horse Whisperer" there were purple mountain's majesty, and now in his third installment of the scenic movie, "The Legend of Bagger Vance," there are ample shots of a well-manicured Southern golf course and the weather. Although some- times cinematography can be entic- ing and aid a movie's development ("The Thin Red Line" or "Snow Falling on Cedars") it cannot replace the benefit of a decent plot. In "Bagger Vance" it was simply comi- cal: During one of the sequences in the film the entire audience laughed at Redford's "artsy directing," What seems to be the major down- fall of this film is that it is not fun to watch. The storyline is poorly manu- factured: Will Smith as a mysterious caddy that helps Matt Damon find his soul (in the form of a perfect golf swing) and restores him to his life as a proper gentleman - please. Unfortunately it seems to be a poor attempt to legitimize two hours of pure golf. Regardless, don't see this movie - Tiger Woods has a much prettier swing than Matt Damon and it doesn't cost S8.00 to watch. - no, not related to Sidney Moncreif) a young boy who earnest- ly believes that golf is the greatest . game on earth. The film's hero, Rannulph Junuh (Matt Damon), is the pride of Savannah in the early Plus 8 Classics: From their minds to yours at St. Andrew s i last second shot. Pince-Bythewoodfigs smart enough to not resort to the spot movie cliches; instead, she treats.her audience with an interesting charaf;ur " study of femininity, relationships, parental roles and the price of success, The real success story seems to im in New Line's effort and good hustt - on the DVD court. Churning: out discs within months after their tlNi- ater releases while chocking them full of extras seems to be a stariAdIh for New Line's DVDs (for state-, check out the amazing double-dic "Boogie Nights" and "Magnolia,"). With "Love and Basketball,' vieĀ«I- ers get a playful back-and-forth pomt- mentary from both Prince-BythewOpd and Lathan, as well as deleted scegns (yes, commentary on them too), ani- mated storyboards, a trailer, a music video, a documentary and some rare audition tapes featuring eary moments between Epps and Lathan:' While such a film may not-have required such an extensive DV6, "Love and Basketball" may be one 'f the only films about women's basket- ball as opposed to men's. And one * thing's for certain: Lathan and Prince- Bythewood messed around' aiid scored a whole lot more than a triplc- double in "Love and Basketball."r* By Elizabeth Hill For the Daily More than a rave, last Saturday's party at St. Andrews was a seminal event in the history of Detroit Techno. This year marks the 10th anniversary of Plus 8 Records, founded by John Acquaviva and Richie Hawtin. Dubbed "From Our Minds to Yours," Wthe party was a bigI / Plus 8 Classics St. Andrew's Oct. 28, 2000 thank-you to their loyal fans. And it was held no where else but St. Andrews Hall: Where it all began. The hall's stone building wore a black velvet cloak lit up by red spot- lights looking to the sky. Inside, the chandeliers glowed red as well. Beats began to pump before The third floor was a rest, a reprieve from the chaos below. The pumping chaos was so inviting, though. The main dance floor's line-up could not be matched:- John Acquaviva, then Kooky Scientist followed by the man himself, Richie Hawtin, sometimes known as Plastikman. The rest of the world tour features only John and Richie. Detroit, thank your stars for Kooky. Fred Gianelli is the Kooky Scientist. One of the members of Psychic TV, he runs Telepathic Recordings out of Boston. Enough background, though. The thing is the music. And Kooky done gots it. Ills so- danceble beats were all his as Mr. Scientist busted out the live PA, leaving the vinyl mixing to someone else. No one in the place could keep their body from movin'. Before Kooky, John spun house and after was the legendary banging techno of the most famous DJ in the world. But wait. Downstairs in the Shelter, it was a mix of chill, funk, dance and booze. Those of age could grab them- selves a Ghetto Blaster beer, but those who under 21 got some dope blastin' anyhow. The vibe was scary down there. Walls covered with netting so ropey and thick, they nearly carried away the ecstasy-laced young'uns. One alcove was so eerie, the black parachutes seemed ready to swallow you whole and the only light came from cracks in the wall. Cuddlers and the intoxicated alike sought refuge there, but familiar hooks got heads bobbin'. " You know you love aAbook. And hooks there were beneath the floor. Almost unrecognizable was disco's "Show Me Love." and definitely in the mix late-night was the funk classic "Flash Light." You want to know what really got people up, though? When Clark Warner, co-founder of M_nus Records, spun Lou Reed's "Walk On the Wild Side." Normally, Clark Warner is, as LSA junior Tom Ainslie put it, "mini- mal as fuck, yo." Not so when he flipped on Reed's 1972 classic. As the familiar intro filtered into the electron- ic attic, eyes peered around and smiles lit up the room. One by one, the seated became the dancing. Not to omit Stewart Walker, Born Under A Rhyming Planet' or the great Kenny Larkin (who goes way back to when Richie 1J was Richie Rich), the man of the hour must get his due. No other DJ carries with him the silent awe that Richie lawt n does. The familiar bald head. The thick black glases. The black clothes. The bang- ing, booming, pumping techno beats. That's Richie. lawtin opened up with Speedy J's "Evolution," a Plus 8 classic. On the now-cliche decks, efx and 909, Richie kept the beats going, thecrowds danc- ing and eventually asked the people their favorite question, "Can You Feel the Bass?" (a Phortune record). We could feel the bass, Richie. No need to worry. Courtesy of Pius 8 Records The many faces of Richie "Plastikman" Hawtin, who headlined last Weekend's party. University Activities Center www.umich.edu/-uac If you want to be a millionaire, shouldn't you practice first? reaching the door. If you were lucky, you befriended those who were almost there and bypassed the two-hour line. "No Glow Sticks Allowed" So like I said, this was more than a rave, Upstairs, Theorum, a.k.a. Dale Lawrence, was working a live PA set in the minimal room. The parachute- draped ceiling billowed and burned the brightest white. This was the chill room, aCODElIlC F A Are youinterestedi Kfl mor Markeuing? $#1t ii V UIQ is now accepting applications for the position of Account Executive. 1S I1 lENT c t 'won f uo enlo trivia, then compete in niC's iM Tournament I I I I I I