i l l i i l l i l l i l l i l l i l l i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i I I I I N - 1 - - - 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 11 1 1 1 1 11 1 6B - The tchigan Daily - Weekend, etc. Magazine - Thursday, Ptober 12, 2000 0 The Michigan Daily -leekend, etc. Ma MENU Continued from Page 4B Legumes must contain more than four grams of protein and less than three grams of fat. Vegetables must contain less than one gram of fat and less than 60 calories. Starches must contain less than three grams of fat and less than 150 calories. Dessert must contain less than 10 grams of fat and less than 250 calories. All of these dishes must also contain more than 10 percent of the daily required amout tif vitaminsand minerals. "The plethora of variety helps stu- dents to meet their needs," Howe said. She also points out that foods are organic and non-genetically modified organisms - foods that contain an internal pesticide. All food handling in residence hall cafeterias meets criteria set by federal and state guidelines to ensure that food is fresh and safe to eat. "We. have ar incredible program called Hazard Analysis Critical Control Points," Howe said. "The crit- ical control points are temperatures taken during delivery on the loading dock, when it's cooked and when it's on the line." The Residence Housing Association, which is responsible for choosing resi- dence hall menus, also allows for indi- vidual nutrition counseling, group pre- sentations about nutrition, and menu discussions during meal hours. Any student with a meal plan or entree plus can make an appointment to meet with Howe to discuss individ- ual nutrition goals or ideas for menu changes. There is no fee for the ser- vice, and it is separate from the nutri- tion counseling offered by the University Health Services. -Howe can be contacted at r/lds.niitrition(jumnich.eduifor any questions, 0r ww"housing.umich.edu/dining/mrtri- tion. ht/nlfor other ijinformation. Mom was wrong: Garbage Pail Kids were goodfor you is Fl-riday Live music, qreat food, fun people, and incredible art.it's what you've been waiting for all week! October 13th * Club Friday music: On the Beach(acoustic pop) (6:30-9:30 P.m.) * FREE tour: The American West: Out of MythInto Reality (6:45 P.M.) * FREE Performance: Tribe of LeviDrummers (7P.M.) * Poetry Readings: National League of American Pen Women (8 P.M.) 419-255-8000 Made possible by WFifthThird Bank Open every Friday, 6-10 p.M. 2445 Monroe Street Toledo, OH 43620 Remember Garbage Pail Kids? You know, the Cabbage Batch Kids trading cards parody that elementary school kids exchanged in the mid '80s. The scourge of every mother raising children during the Reagan era, the basic Garbage Pail Kid por- trayed a child resembling a Cabbage Patch doll doing or being the result of some- thing disgust- ing. Beneath each was a name used to form a word or phrase that per- tained to the character's actions. For o instance, Hy John Uhi Gene was a pic- Uhl Get ture of a doll cutting a slice of Nothlg his face off withx a razor while and ___ shaving. Like so many of my friends. I loved these things. Once they gained popularity, the cards came out in several series. I proudly owned and traded cards from the first through fifth series. I'm not sure what it was that so captivated me, but it probably had something to do with the way the dolls were drawn to look like pudgy-faced children, lending a naive charm and innocence that triv- ialized their scenes into simple child's play. It was the perfect toy to antagonize your parents with, an absolute work of the Devil. Now, from a more removed per- spective, I've realized that Garbage Pail Kids introduced me to a wealth of new information. Primary amongst the topics the cards dealt with was death. And pain. Death and pain. Through dozens of cards show- ing any number of ways to be killed or tortured or how to kill or torture oneself, I was introduced to the wide world of masochism, deformity and pestilence. The most admirable of all these cards was Grim Jim, an omi- nous picture of a grim reaper doll, because it introduced death as not only an act but also a symbol. Garbage Pail Kids always packed the most punch when they worked symbolically as a parody or subver- sion of a famous image. place or person. For example. US. Arnie was a picture of Uncle Sam picking his nose, Alice Island was the Statue of Liberty who, instead of wieldinga scepter, held a big bag of garbage that was dumping trash all over New York City (I learned about urban slums, anti-patriotism. Ellis Island and immigration all from that card!) and Rappin Ron (also found as Ray Gun) as President Reagan delivering See PAIL, Page 12B DRIVE Continued from Page 713 south on Main, the first light after East Stadium is a little road called Scio Church Rd. Taking a right onto Scio is a little treat when the regular commute to Busch's and Blockbuster gets old. The road runs fairly straight at 35mph through a few miles of residential neighbor- hoods, so speeding is definitely not Autumn colors transform drives along area recommended. But Scio doesn't have the allure of high speeds and sharp turns. Instead, the landscape on either side of the road paints a nice picture of Michigan scenery throughout the fall and into the win- ter. Just past the Maple Rd. intersec- tion, there's even a barn with an "M GO BLUE" logo painted across its roof. But after the Purdue game this past weekend, they may have burned that barn down. 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