i rw-'e, ARTS The Michigan Daily - Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 9 Vather of Losngeles Times So this musician died and went to heaven, Richard Smith tells us, recounting a joke that went around -Nashville in the 1980s. 'During a tour of paradise, he and Peter were passed by an imperious r-haired figure, dressed impecca- n a white suit and Stetson and ng a mandolin. 'Who was that?' excaimed the new arrival. 'Oh, that's God,' replied St. Peter impatiently. He thinks he's Bill Monroe.' =his story gets at the heart of th's biography of Monroe, "Can't -Hear Me Callin'." Its subtitle -- e Life of Bill Monroe, Father of uegrass" - correctly nails down, r anyone who still had doubts, the .'ns place in music history. But it 'so underscores the relationship Smith has to his subject, and indeed theopinion of most of the people who kgew or heard him: Monroe was a That's the Old Testament variety, superhumanly strong and wrathful as tI as life-giving and capable of mir- Oees. If you had any other god before him, you didn't have a prayer. He BETTY Ooftinued from Page 8 and constantly on the lookout for 0r. Ravell, the two hit men are gaining ground and emotional ties to the case. It turns out, Charlie (Morgan *eeman), develops a whimsical ove interest in Betty. He tries to figure her out while developing a certain pride in her character. Char- Iie's love interest balances out the bizarre love triangle that evolves throughout the film. Somehow, when Betty finally ies George McCord, the actor that plays Dr. Ravell, he is not kithtened by her unwavering belief he is, indeed, his television character. Intead, McCord believes Betty to bt a dedicated and talented method 0e1tr that is trying to land a part on the soap opera. And suddenly 0etty's reality becomes the film's reality. Amidst all of the confusion. Renee Zellweger pulls off an out- standing performance. We never Bluegrass took liberties, social and sexual as well as professional and instrumental. As for a spiritual son, plenty of them - including both of Monroe's actual children - passed through his leg- endary band of Blue Grass Boys, and it was a trying gig indeed. These are the themes and variations of this portrait of that rare being, a single inventor of a revolutionary musical genre. Monroe, and the per- fectly named "high lonesome" sound he created, was fundamental to what came after, as everyone from Elvis - who chose Monroe's "Blue Moon of Kentucky" for his first single - to Jerry Garcia, who traveled cross country to audition for him but was too scared of his idol - has attested. Bob Dylan once said, "I'd still rather listen to Bill and Charlie Monroe than any current record. That's what America's all about to me." So, too, for Smith, a mandolin and guitar player who knew Monroe toward the end of his life, and for whom this book is clearly a labor of love. This accounts for both the tremendous strengths of his biogra- phy and its weaknesses. One of Smith's missions is to clear up the doubt that her psychoses are real. While most of the tire the audience pities Betty, it is not the kind of pity evoked from seeing someone who is truly mentally unstable. Instead it is pity that is oddly mixed with a sort of w arm fuzzy feeling. These mixed emotions are entirely due to Zellweger's perfor- mance - it is both chipper and poignantly real. Similarly, Morgan Freeman and Chris Rock are a great duo. Chris Rock is funny as hit man who loves his job and Freeman plays an intro- verted and thoughtful hit man very well. So, what is wrong with this creative, well-acted comedy? Unfortunately, it lacks sparkle. Its pace is too slow and takes too long to develop. There are numerous road scenes that drag on and cannot even be lightened up by the occasional joke. In addition, because the film is so far fetched it becomes difficult to lose sight of the ridiculousness of the story. Overall, the film ends up to be a lot of hype and does not live up to its expectations. Bill Monroe myths about Monroe's career, some of fell awa) which were spun by Monroe himself, the Do lie dismisses once and for all the music, speculations that the bluegrass sound hardly b was not Monroe's own: and he care- Bill wer fully maps the feud between Monroe band, pl and sidemen Lester Flatt and Earl coveted Scruggs, who splintered off and, for a startedi time, eclipsed their mentor entirely. safe groi Clarifications aside, Monroe's life There still has all the ingredients of a fairy mortal r tale. A shy boy whose left eye turned changed inward, he spent his childhood hiding an old-ti from his older siblings and taunting ly circu neighbors on the bustling family farm folklor in Rosine, Ky. But nearly everyone brought around him played an instrument - dom of including his gifted mother, Malissa revival, Ann; the Uncle Pen whom Monroe's most ex songs later made famous; and a local bandlea black laborer named Arnold Shultz ten entir who was said to be "one of the great- The b est blues -uitarists who ever lived"- America and young Monroe, playing by ear about al because of his poor vision, quickly railroad became an adept. the Opr Monroe and his brothers Charlie radio sh and Birch formed the Monroe Broth- money ers, and began touring the South on musical the kind of grueling rural road trips depth a we can hardly imagine today. Birch story of profile( iy, leaving Bill and Charlie as rsey Brothers of country so competitive they could e in the same tour bus. Then nt solo: He formed his own ayed on the radio and got a spot on the Grand Ole Opry, making records and left the und of country music behind. he stayed, several feet above musicians, until rock 'n' roll everything and he became imer, relegated to the hillbil- it. If it hadn't been for the ist Ralph Rinzler, who Monroe into the second star- the late-'50s and '60s folk one of the 20th century's citing instrumentalists and ders might have been forgot- ely. ook is an incredible tour of an musical history. It's just I here, from songs sung on tracks, porches and fields to y and laxative-sponsored ows. to electric guitars, big and music videos. Smith's expertise adds technical nd valuable context to his Monroe's life; he explains, in newI for instance, the history and archi- tecture of the mandolin and the innovations of Flatt and Scruggs' finger-picking in simple, helpful terms. And one is constantly reminded, through portraits of Mon- roe's influences and acquaintances, how many brilliant musicians have never been recorded and are lost to history. It's distressing, for that reason, that the women and children in Monroe's life remain - despite Smith's intention to dignify them - so oddly two-dimensional. Smith spends more time going over tax records than he does on the charac- ters and motivations of Monroe's wife, Carolyn; his true love and muse, Bessie; or his two children, James and Melissa. The careful reader will find one clue in Smith's acknowledgements, in which he dis- closes that James (Monroe's only biography living child) declined to be inter- viewed and is writing his own mem- oir, but for a book so interested in the emotional landscape of its sub- ject, this seems an unjustifiable omission. As for the writing, it's no "Last Train to Memphis," but it suffices. Smith takes a colloquial approach to much of his narrative, which blends nicely with Monroe's Ken- tucky cadences. This sometimes allows for unfortunate tangents, like the astrological sign of Monroe's main romantic rival, or Smith's strenuous psychologizing of events and relationships that speak dramat- ically, and tragically, for them selves. "Can't You Hear Me Callin " is a biographical cherry pie, a fill- ing of sweet anecdotes and sour enmities in a light and flaky crust. But for fans of American music, it's a treat you won't want to pass up. 12001 MEN'S LACROSSE Consider Living This Fall in THE STUDENT HOUSING CO-OPS . Our 19 houses have from 12-53 students, from Alaska to Zimbabwe, majoring in anything from Archaeology to Zoology. What we all have in common is a desire to work together to create an affordable community where we can live, work, eat and play. 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