ARTS The Michigan Daily - Friday, September 8, 2000-11 stage- an onscreen, ap still turning it up to 11 LOS ANGELES (AP) - Crank those cinema speakers up to 11. The boys of Spinal Tap are back in the- atcrs. "This Is Spinal Tap," the mock- rock movie that iaught us there's # ire than one way to off a drum- r, has returned to the screen for a brief run to whip up publicity for a new VHS and DVD release. Rob Reiner's feature-film debut has become one of Hollywood's oddest artifacts in the 16 years since its release. 'Spinal Tap stars Christopher Guest as guitarist Nigel Tufnel, Michael McKean is singer lavid St. Hubbins and Harry Shear- er as bass player Derek Smalls, the e of one of Britain's loudest -- tnough fictional - bands. The movie has developed a cult following of fans who can carry on entire conversations by quoting its memorably absurd yet deadpan dia- logue, from the amplifier that goes to II (it's one louder than 10) to the hand manager who is told, It s not your job to be as confused as Nioel." Fans have paid upward of S100 on 0y for a previous, out-of-print DVD version of This Is Spinal Tap." "There are people who come tip to us and say, 'This is the greates t movie ever made, McKean said. "You've got to say something to that. You can't let them go on believing that. But when you get people blurting out quotes from the movie, it's tremendously flattering. eas entered the language to some Tent. The film puzzled some moviego- ers tho thought it was a documen- tary about a real group of aging rockers. Guest tells the story of a conversation he overheard at a test screenaing of the mtovie, swhen a voman turned toa friend and said, "These guys are really stupid. Why would they make a movie about these guys'?" The make-believe Spinal Tap also has taken on a strangely authentic life as a real band. The group cut an album and toured in the early 1990s. vhey regroup periodically for con- certs, and they recently offered a new song over the Internet. The threesome even made an appearance as Spinal Tap on "The Simpsons," where Shearer is a regular. It is now a real band," Guest said. "Without getting delusional it a sense, we go out and we play a two-hour show. It's not as if we play a son" then do some sketches or comedy material" One of the more surreal moments came when Spinal lap played Lon- don s Royal Albert Hall .Backstage, a bov asked for Guest's autograph. After signing it, he noticed the boy's father waiting behind him. It was George Harrison, Guest said. "I thoufit, this has now come more than fu ll circle," Guest said. I"The Beatles played this place, but we re a fictional band playing there. It's all dovetailing into this Fellini- esque situation." The movie was ranked 29th on the American Film Institute's recent list of funniest U.S. films. Along wvith MGM's reissue of the movie, New Line C tema has licens- that iteluded the albums "Intravenus deMilo" and "The Sun Never Sweats" and a full history for each band member so the actors could respond in real impromptu manner to questions posed by Marty DiBer- gi, the "documentary filmmaker" played by Reiner. Some gags were worked out beforehand, but the band mates said most of the dialogue was improvised to lend authenticity. When Reiner reads off a review for Spinal Tap's "Shark Sandwich" album, a two-word critique calling it an "(expletive) Sandwich," Guest turns to McKean and chuckles. "When you see my character laugh at that, that was me really laughing, because I hadn't heard that before," Guest said. "That was my real reaction you see in the film." Their matter-of-fact replies accen- tuate the humor of the outlandish things the Tapsters say, including their rundown of the band's doomed drummers: One died in a "bizarre gardening accident," one sponta- neously combusted, and one choked on vomit (though it was unclear whose vomit it was, since "you can't really dust for vomit"). Reiner shot 50 hours of footage, then assembled a four-hour rough cut from which the final film was fashioned. The new DVD of"This Is Spinal Tap" includes some of those outtakes, along with music videos, an interview with "Marty DiBergi" and audio commentary by the band members, who gripe about the hatchet job DiBergi did on them. The movie's cult following contin- ues to grow. Manhattan dermatolo- gist Dr. Michael Whitlow atnd his wife recently watched the movie for the first time. Whitlow enjoyed it so much, he shelled out S120 on eBay for the out-of-print DVD version. "I picked it up on a whim and had no idea what it was about," Whitlow said. "It was a such a scream. Both of us were rolling on the floor laughing. It works on sort of a sociological sense, making fun of that lifestyle. The songs they do are so funny, but the lyrics really are similar to real songs you might actu- ally hear." The occasional Spinal Tap reunions extend the gag of a bunch of middle-aged adolescents still try- ing to rock. Shearer's wig in recent appearances included a bald spot to accentuate the incongruity between the band members' ages and lifestyles. The band regroups now and then mainly for the fun of it, said the Spinal Tapsters, who have been friends and colleagues for decades. Guest and McKean were room- mates and wrote songs together in the late 1960s, and McKean co-stars in Guest's upcoming comedy "Best in Show." "It's about reconnecting with people," McKean said. "Onstage. we're pretending to be a rock and roll band, and all you nice people are pretending to be our audience. It's kind of like having your best friends help you at your job. It's way too much fun to imagine not doing it again." Armadillos in their trousers: Derek Smalls, Nigel Tufnet and David St. Hubbins. ing rights for new Spinal Tap mer- spoofing second-rate rockers on a chandise, including action figures, TV special Reiner made in the late trading cards, posters and clothing. 1970s. Reiner, Guest, McKean and Bloomsbury Books is publishing Shearer decided to expand it into a "The Official Spinal Tap Compan- feature film, shooting a 20-minute ion," including photos and a full demo that eventually got them transcript of the movie. financing for the full movie. Spinal Tap got its start as a sketch They created a long discography WSB2K1 only a fair ball of a game Waseball games have historically been making sports games look like sports the best sports games to the non-jock. 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