14B - The Michigan Daily - Weekend, etc. Magazine - Thursday, November 4, 1999 A weekly guide to who's Thursday, Nov. 4 why you need tobe there ... T IeL is t .Wednesday, Nov. 10 The Michigan Daily - Weekend, etc. DOWNTOWN ISN'T BcG ENOUGH FOR THE Local pavements host tense pedestrian-I Films opening The Bachelor Chris O'Donnell and 4:10, 4:40, 7:15, 7:45, 9:55, 10:15, Renee Zellweger. Need I say more? At 12:20, 12:40. Briarwood: 12:40, 3, 5:15, 7:30, 9:40. At Quality 16: 1:15, 3:20, 5:30, 7:35, The Insider Al Pacino and Russell 9:35, 11:35. At Showcase: 12:05, Crowe shine in this film about a 2:20, 4:45, 7:10, 9:30, 11:45. reporter trying to convince a former tabacco executive to come forward Bandits Your guess is probably as with information about the cigarette good as mine concerning what this industry. At Quality 16: 11 (Sat. & movie is about. At Quality 16: 12:50, Sun. only). 1, 2, 3:50, 5, 8, 9:454 1. 3:05, 7:20. At Showcase: 12. 1, 3:30, 4:30, 7, 8, 10:10, 11:10. The Bone Collector The best uninten- tional comedy of the year. At The Straight Story A 73-year old man Briarwood: 1:30, 4:30, 7:20, 9:50. At travels more than a thousand miles on Quality 16: 12:30, 2:4, 5, 7:10, 9:15. his lawn mower to see his ailing broth- 11:25. At Showcase: 1:15, 1:45, er in one of the year's best movies. Films holding M.i **** Excelent *** Good ** Fair * Not Worth Your Time, or Your Money American Beauty ***i A wonderful movie about suburban unrestwand redemption. At State: 2 (Sat. & Sun.), 4:30 (Sat. & Sun.), 7, 9:30, 12 Mid. (Fri.). At Quality 16: 12:40, 3, 5:20, 7:40, 9:50 (Thurs. only), 9:55. At Showcase: 1:25, 4, 6:40, 9:10, 11:35. Bats It's like "stab" spelled backwards. and that's the most interesting thing about this movie. At Briarwood: 10:10. At Quality 16: (Thurs. only) 1:40, 3:40, 5:40. 7:45, 9:50. At Showcase: 2:50 (Sat.-Tues.), 9, 11. The Best Man ** A group of friends get together for a wedding. At Quality 16: 11:30, 1:55, 4:25, 6:55, 9:25, 11:45. At Showcase: 1:20, 1:50, 4:25. 4:55, 7:20, 7:50, 10, 10:30, 12:35. Body Shots *** A film about sex among 20-somethings in the '90s. At Quality 16: (Thurs. only) 2:45, 9:40. Bringing Out The Dead ***4 One of the year's best films about a paramedic coming undone. At Quality 16: 11:45, 2:05. 4:30, 6:55, 9:25. 11:50. At Showcase: 1:05, 3:50, 6:25, 9:15,10:15, 11:50, 12:35. Crazy In Alabama ** You'd be crazy to see it. At Quality 16: (Thurs. only) 12:30, 5, 7:20. Double Jeopardy * I'll take stupid movies that make mad loot for $400, Alex. At Briarwood: 1:20, 4:20, 7:15, 9:45. At Quality 16: 12:20, 2:40, 4:55, 7:15. 9:30, 11:40. At Showcase: 12:50, 3:10, 5:25, 7:40, 10:20, 12:25. Elmo In Grouchland The gang from "Seasame Street" takes to the big screen. At Showcase: 12:20, 1:55. Fight Club *** If you could fight any actor living or dead, who would it be? John Malkovich? At Briarwood: 1, 3:50, 7, 10. At Quality 16: 1:35, 4:20, 7 (Thurs. only), 7:05 (Fri.-Wed.), 9:45 (Thurs. only), 9:50 (Fri.-Wed.). At Showcase: 12:30, 3:40, 6:30, 9:25, 12:15. The House On Haunted Hill * A remake of the Vincent Price classic about a group of people who are paid to spend the night in an old asylum. At Briarwood: 12:30, 2:40, 4:50, 7:10, 9:20. At Quality 16: 1:25, 3:25, 5:25, 7:25 (Thurs. only), 7:30 (Fri.-Wed.), 9:20, 11:20. At Showcase: 12:40, 1:10, 2:554, 3:25, 5:10, 5:40, 7:25, 7:55, 9:35, 10:05, 12, 12:30. The Limey ** Well, sometimes we're wrong and underrate great movies, like this fim about a man avenging his daughter's murder. AtnState: 1:30 (Sat. & Sun.), 4 (Sat. & Sun.). 7:30. Music Of The Heart (No Stars) Truly just another white-woman-going-intothe-ghet- to-to-bring-c ulture-to-t he-grateful-Af nc an- Americans movies. At Briarwood: 1:10. 4, 6:50, 9:30. At Quality 16: 11:50, 2:10, 4:35, 7:10 (Thurs. only), 7:20 (Fri.- Wed.), 9:40. At Showcase: 1:30. 4:05, 7:05, 9:40, 12:10. Random Hearts ** One of the year's worst films, about two people coming together after their cheating spouses die in a plane crash. At Quality 16: 11:30, 2, 4:30, 7:05 (Thurs, only), 7:10 (Fri.- Wed.), 9:35. Run Lola Run **** Lola runs to save her boyfriend in three versions of the same tired story. At State: 9:45, 11:2( (Fri. & Sat ) The Sixth Sense **** The year's best film examines a young boy who sees dead people and the psychologist who tries to help him cope. At Quality 16: 12:35. 2:50. 5:10, 7:20 (Thurs. only). 7:25 (Fri.Wed.), 9:30, 11:40. At Showcase: 12:25, 2:45, 5, 7:30, 9:45, 11:55. The Story Of Us ** A revolting look at marriage in the '90s. At Briarwood: 12:50, 3:10, 5:20, 7:50. At Quality 16: 1:30, 3:30, 5:35, 7:40, 9:45, 11:40. At Showcase: 4:15, 6:45, 9:05, 11:15. Sugartown A movie about the music industry, we hear. At Quality 16: 5:15, 9:40, 11:40. Superstar (No Stars) Just what we need- ed, another SNL movie. At Quality 16: (Thurs. only) 1:30, 3:30. 5:30, 7:25, 9:10. At Showcase: 12:35, 2:30, 4:20, 6:35, 8:30. Three Kings ***A Four soldiers try to steal gold from Saddam after the Gulf War. At Quality 16: 12, 2:20, 4:40, 7:05, 9:15, 11:30. At Showcase: 12:15, 2:35, 5:05, 7:35, 9:50, 12:05. Three To Tango (No Stars) Just what we needed, another is he or isn't he movie. At Quality16: (Thurs. only) 1, 3, 5:05, 7:15, 9:20. At Showcase: 12:45 (Sat.- Tues.), 4:50 (Sat.-Tues.), 6:55. Twin Falls Idaho ***, Conjoined twins look for love in all the wrong places. At Quality 16: (Thurs. only) 1:20, 3, 5:05, 7:15, 9:20. Thursday CAMPUS CINEMA After Life (1999) Dead people wait in limbo waiting to enter the Heaven of their choice. Michigan Theater, 603 E. Liberty St. 7 p.m. $5.50. Men Of Bronze: The Black American Heroes of WWI (1977) The story of the Harlem Hellfighters and the non- combat duty they were relegated to, even though they spent more time than any other regiment on the front- line. Multipurpose Room, Ann Arbor District Library, 343 S. Fifth St. 7 p.m. Free. The Dinner Game (1998) This is a delightful comedy about a group of Frenchmen who pick an idiot to make fun of during dinner parties. Michigan Theater, 603 E. Liberty St. 915 p. m $5.50. Yellow Submarine (1968) A revival of the Beatles' animated classic. Michigan Theater Screening Room, 603 E. Liberty St. $5.50. MUSIC Michael Glabicki If you weren't annoyed by his voice on Rusted Root albums, see him perform a solo set. 7th House, 8pm. Cowboy Mouth Hey, at least it's not trenchmouth. St Andrew's, 9 pm. (313) 961-MELT. Dead Moon Hailing from Portland, Oregon, this is a show all about garage rock. Magic Stick, 9 pm. (313) 833-9700. Meropoix Funk jam-band from Ann Arbor that makes you want to dance. Touchdown's, 1220 S. University. 10 pm, $3. 665-7777. THEA TER Hurlyburly Basement Arts puts on David Rabe's play, directed by Jonathon Gentry. Time TBA. Arena Theatre, Frieze Building. 764-6800. Free. Three Days of Rain Greenberg's sad love story comes to life through Performance Network. 8 p.m. Performance Network, 408 W. Washington. 663-0681. $15-18. A LTERNA TIVES Charles Baxter Author reads from his latest works. Rackham. 5 p.m. Anne Carson Poet reads from her lat- est book of criticism "Economy of the Unlost" Borders. 7 p.m. El Caminoville Los Angeles artist Mike Rogers examines nostalgia through photographs, sculpture and video. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Jean Paul Slusser Gallery, Art and Architecture Building. Docent Tour The free guided tour examines the museum's Irish art exhibit, "When Time Began to Rant and Rage." 6:30 p.m. Museum of Art. Art Video "Ireland" looks at that country's turbulent history through film. 7:30 p.m. Media Room, Museum of Art. Free. By Lindsey Alpert Daily Staff Reporter A bicyclist and pedestrian glare at each other as they make their way across campus. A clot of pedestrians is stalled up ahead, another bike is coming from the opposite direction and the sidewalk is narrowing fast. The bicyclist pedals like mad to beat the pedestrian to the narrow sidewalk, swerves between the traffic and makes it to the sidewalk just ahead of the pedestrian. Does this scene sound familiar? It should. In Ann Arbor, since vehicle parking is scarce and inconvenient for common campus destinations, students must bike, walk or skate their way to classes. With 40.000 students commuting to class, most between the hours of 10 am. and 2 p.m. the streets can get very con- gested. Adding to the problem are the people using different transportation methods. They cruise at different speeds, and there are no road dividers to contain anyone. Students travel on the right side of the street, the left side of the street, and even right down the middle of the street. Others stop in the middle of the Engineering Arch to talk, narrowing the narrow sidewalk that much more. "I'm scared to death of some of the bikers," said LSA junior Katie Strickfaden. "Some bikers are kind of nice, so I don't really mind them. It's the inline skaters that I hate. They always weave in and out very quickly, and I know that one of them is just going to wipe out and take others down with them" These earmarks of chaos would seem to guarantee an unsafe environment. Bikers hit other bikers, pedestrians hit pedestrians, and bikers may even hit pedestrians. Throw a couple of motor vehicles on the road. and Ann -\rbor starts to look like a real mess. However, lady luck has turned her face favorably on campus - to a degree. "Only one or two incidents have been reported in the past fewy ears where pedestrians have been injuried by bicyclists," Department of Public Safety Lt. Wesley Skowron said. "I'm sure it happens a lot more, but unless there is substantial injury, most cases of pedes- triancyclist incidents aren't reported." According to traffic laws, bicyclists must abide by the same rules that are set forth for motor vehicles. They must ride with traffic - in the United States that means the left side of the street, where they can see oncoming cars -and obey all traffic lights, signs, speed limits and lane markings. Cyclists are also prohib- ited from biking while intoxicated. But with an almost complete absence of bike lanes on local streets, it's sharing the sidewalk for most. "I have full respect for cyclists," said Engineering sophomore Andrew C'eifetz, a pedestrian, "but they need to understand the signs posted are there and they need to abide by them" "Cyclists are not a problem when they cycle within their limits, but when you have some person who is late to class flying throu-h the Diao, that's when they 'rc a nuisance' said Cifetz. But one of the benefits of bikin. per- haps the primary one for students, is get- ting to class quickly. According to the American Dietary Association, the aver- age biker travels at a rate of 9.4 mph. The ax erage walker moving at a normal pace traveIs 3.7 mph, which only makes it tougher to avoid the bikes' path. "I bike and walk, depending on the distance;' said School of Information senior Mark Holloway. "I bike slower in the Diag than in the downtown area. I realize that on beautiful days there will be a lot of people wvalking around." Although bicycles might seem like a nuisance on occasion, bikers themselves confront a more constant problem in securing them. "People don't take the time to register, so it's a problem," said Skowron. "Also, a lot of times, people leave bikes in the wrong places. Bikes are not allowed in buildings, walkways, or on handicap ramps." Also, there is a very high theft rate for bicycles. In 1998, 90 bicycles were reported stolen. In 1999, counting up to September, 44 bikes have been reported stolen. The warmer months tend to have a higher theft rate than colder ones. "I encourage everyone to secure their bikes and practice bike safety," said Skowron. But bikes aren't the only problem. Pedestrians can contribute to the gener- al nuisance as well. Walkers that stop suddenly. walk with their head down, stop to talk in narrow streets and walk in lines can cause problems. They are also more likely to be struck by a cyclist or another walker. "I hate it when people walk like five in a row all the way across the side- walk," said an LSA sophomore cyclist who wished to remain anonymous. "You can't get around them, so you have to ride behind them until they move or the sidewalk gets wider" But not evervone even perceives a problem. "I don't really think there's too much of a.problem," said first-year stu- dent Laura Zusman. "You would think there would be (problems), but everyone seems really polite about it" courtesy of New ine C mema Chris O'Donnell and Renee Zellweger try the new dance they call the Brass Monkey in the romantic comedy "The Bachelor." Friday CAMPUS CINEMA Daughters Of The Dust (1991) Julie Dash'srgroundbreaking film about Gullah people dealing with change. Nat. Sci. 7 & 9 p.m. $3. Minbo Or The Gentle Art Of Japanese Extortion (1992) A comic tale of a lone woman up against seemingly insur- mountable odds. Lorch. 7 p.m. Free. After Separation (1991) A comic por- trait of two lively hearts, bound togeth- er by long-term separation from their respective spouses while studying abroad. Angell Aud. A. 8 p.m. Free. Being John Malkovich (1999) The year's most inventive film takes a look at a portal into John Malkovich's brain and the characte's who take advantage of it. Michigan Theater Screening Room, 603 E. Liberty St. 7 & 9:30 p.m. $5.50. MUSIC Sugar Pill This Ann Arbor band's first release was called "Hope Remote." Let's hope they take a leave of absence from the music scene. Blind Pig, 10 pm. $5. Blue Rodeo Canadian band that's been around. Oh Susanna opens the show. Majestic, 8 pm. $18. Emerson String Quartet The quartet returns to Ann Arbor after a perfor- mance last season,this time with a program composed of Shostakovich's last works. 8 p.m. Rackham Auditorium. 764-2538. $18-34. THEATER Much Ado About Nothing The Rude Mechanicals perform this classic Shakespeare comedy. 8 p.m. Mendelssohn Theatre, Michigan League Entertainment Complex. $6 stu., $8 others. Hurlyburly See Thursday. Time TBA. Three Days of Rain See Thursday. 8 p.m. A LTERNA TI VES David Macaulay Author reads and signs his latest book, "Building the Book Cathedral." Shaman Drum. 4 p.m. Thomas P. Walldinger Doctor talks about and signs copy of his book, "The Wisdom of Life Through My Patients." Borders. 7 p.m. Mark Wunderlich Author reads from his latest collection, "The Anchorage." Shaman Drum. 8 p.m. El Caminoville See Thursday. 11 a.m.- Fourth-year film student Jeff BiL 7 Ways to Leg 1) Don't make ar changes in direct 2) Common sens you, it will hurt, bike or car. 3) Do not travel 4) Travel on the 5) Do not walk o 6) Do not stop in to chat with frien the grass. 7) Watch where Photo'liustration by Danabinnane/DAiLY Navigation through a throng of pedestrians is treacherous, even for the best cyclists. Magazine Editors: Toyin Akinmusuru, Jeff Druchniak, N Writers: Lindsay Alpert, Matthew Barrett, Sarah Blitz, Gabe Fajuri, Geof Lee, Stephanie Offen, Erin Podolsky, Aaron Rich, Alana Steingold. Photo Editors: Jessica Johnson, Dana Linnane, David Rochkind. Photographers: Geoff Gagnon, Chris Grandstaff, Sam Hollenshead, Jessic Cover: "Back in the Traces" is a photo illustration by Danny Kalick. Arts Editors: Jessica Eaton and Christopher Cousino Editor in Chief: Heather Kamins Phone Numbers: Briarwood: 480-4555; Fox Village; 994-8080; Michigan Theater: 668- 8397; Showcase: 9738380; State: 761-8667. Showtimes are effective Friday through Thursday. Matinee times at State Theater are effective for Saturday and Sunday only.