12A - The Michigan Daily - Thursday, November 11, 1999 0 A weekly guide to who's where, what's happening and why you need to e there ... The Lis t Thursday, Nov. 11 through Wednesday, Nov. 17 Films opening Anywhere But Here Also known as East Lansing. At Briarwood: 11 (Sat. & Sun.), 1:40, 4:20, 7:10, 9:40. At Quality 16: 12:15, 2:30, 4:50, 7:10, 9:25, 11:35 (Fri. & Sat.). At Showcase: 12:05, 2:30, 4:55, 7:20, 9:40, 12 (Fri. & Sat.). Dogma Bad - acting, story, directing. Good - Bud Cort is in it. Any questions? At Quality 16: 1:25, 1:50, 4:20, 6:50, 9:15, 11:45 (Fri.. & Sat.). At State: 2 (Sat. & Sun.), 4:30 (Sat. & Sun.), 7, 9:45, 12:15 (Fri. & Sat.). At Showcase: 12, 2:25, 3:25, 5, 7:35, 8:15, 10:10, 10:40, 12:30 (Fri. & Sat.). Uht It Up Looks lame, except for the fact that LaLa is in it. At Quality 16: 12:45, 2:55, 5:15, 7:20, 9:40, 11:50 (Fri. & Sat.). At Showcase: 12:20, 2:35, 4:45, 7:05, 9:25, 11:45 (Fri. & Sat.). The Messenger A biopic of Joan of Arc. At Briarwood: 12:50, 3:50, 6:50, 9:50. At Quality 16: 1:10, 4, 7:05, 9:55. At Showcase: 12:15, 12:45, 3:30,4,6:45, 7:15, 9:45, 10:15, 12:30 (Fri. & Sat.). Pokemon The wait is over! With an Oscar buzz that's been smoking hot since mid-July, "Pokemon" is finally ready for its theatrical debut. With the accolades already starting to fly in, this seems to be a sure bet for the under five set. At Briarwood: 10 (Sat. & Sun.), 12:20, 2:30, 4:45, 7, 9:15. At Quality 16: 11 (Sat. & Sun.), 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11 (Fri. & Sat.). At Showcase: 12, 12:30, 1, 2:10, 2:40, 3:10, 4:20, 4:50, 5:20, 6:30, 7, 7:30, 8:30, 9:15, 11:15 (Fri. & Sat.). Films holding American Beauty **** Didn't get the movie? Don't worry, you will someday. At Quality 16: 12:40, 3, 5:20, 7:40, 9:55. At State: 1:30 (Sat. & Sun.), 4 (Sat. & Sun.), 7:15, 9:30. At Showcase: 1:25, 4:05, 6:35, 9:10, 11:35 (Fri. & Sat.). The Bachelor ** Chris O'Donnell kills time until the next "Batman" movie. At Briarwood: 10:20 (Sat. & Sun.), 12:40, 3, 5:15, 7:30, 9:45. At Quality 16: 1:15, 3:20, 5:30, 7:35, 9:35, 11:35 (Fri. & Sat.). At Showcase: 12:25, 2:45, 5:05, 7:25, 9:35, 11:40 (Fri. & Sat.). The Best Man ** Bad movie save Taye Diggs. At Quality 16: 11:30, 1:55, 4:25, 6:55, 9:25, 11:45 (Fri. & Sat.). At Showcase: 1:10, 3:45, 6:25, 9, 11:25. The Bone Collector * Bad movie save Luis Guzman. At Briarwood: 10:50 (Sat. & Sun.), 1:30, 4:30, 7:20, 10. At Quality 16: 11:45, 2:15, 4:40, 7, 9:15, 11:30 (Fri. & Sat. ). At Showcase: 1:15, 1:45, 4:10, 4:40, 7:10, 7:40, 9:50, 10:20, 12:10 (Fri. & Sat.), 32:40 (Fri. & Sat.). Bringing Out The Dead *** Looks like Marty's oing to have to wait another year for that Oscar. At Showcase: 12:55, 6. Double Jeopardy * Looking at this film, and what she's done lately, some would say that Ashley Judd has never been in a good movie. They would be wrong. After all, Ashley was in "Heat," a film so powerful that many have already jumped the gun and crowned it "Movie Of The Decade." At Showcase: 12:35, 3, 5:15, 7:45, 10, 12:15 (Fri. & Sat.) Fight Club *** First rule of fight club - do not talk about fight club. Second rule of fight club - do not, under any circumstances, see "Pokemon." Third rule of fight club - no bit- ing. Fourth rule of fight club - go home for Thanksgiving. Fifth rule of fight club - maxi- mum respect for P.T. Anderson. Sixth rule of fight club - no shoes, no shirts. And the last rule of fight club - if it's your first time seeing it, you fight. At Quality 16: 4:20, 9:50. At Showcase: 9:30, 12:05 (Fri. & Sat.). House On Haunted Hill * Would you spend a night in this house for ... one million dollars? At Briarwood: 10:10 (Sat. & Sun.), 12:30, 2:40, 5, 7:40, 10:10. At Quality 16: 1:25, 3:25, 5:25, 7:30, 9:20. 11:20 (Fri. & Sat.). At Showcase: 1:05, 3:15, 5:30, 7:55, 10:25, 12:25 (Fri. & Sat.). The Insider ***- Well, for me, Michael Mann is the juice. At Quality 16: 1, 3:50, 6:45, 9:45. At Showcase: 12:10, 12:40, 3:20, 3:50, 6:40, 8, 9:55, 11:10 (Fri. & Sat.). Jack Frost After the success of re-releasing "Star Wars," it looks like they'll send just about anything into theaters for another go. At Quality 16: 10 (Sat. & Sun.), 11 (Sat. & Sun.). Music Of The Heart (No Stars) Mo' Meryl, mo' problems. At Briarwood: 10:30 (Sat. & Sun.), 1:10, 4, 6:50, 9:30. At Quality 16: 11:50, 2:10, 4:35, 7:20, 9:40. Run Lola Run **** Guess what - she's fast. At State: 12 (Fri. & Sat.). The Sixth Sense **** Bad movie. End of story. And I'll keep saying it till I'm blue in the face, those 4 stars up there be damned. At Quality 16: 12:35, 2:50, 5:10, 7:25, 9:30, 11:40 (Fri. & Sat.). At Showcase: 12:50, 3:05, 5:25, 7:50, 10:05, 12:20 (Fri. & Sat.). The Straight Story ***i This proves that there are things to use a riding mower for other than just cutting grass. At Showcase: 12, 2:15, 4:30, 6:55, 9:20, 11:30 (Fri. & Sat.). Three Kings ***- Five bonus points for any- one who gets the "Boogie Nights" joke at the end of the movie. At Quality 16: 12, 2:10, 7:05. At Showcase: 10:30, 12:05 (Fri. & Sat.). "Light It Up's" Forrest Whitaker explains to Usher Raymond that he might think he's hard, but he's no Milla Jovovich. Theater, 603 E. Liberty. 7 p.m. Free. MUSIC Bird's Nest Possibly some form o "Punk Rock." Don't ask for details. Magic Stick, Detroit. Time TBA. 313- 994-2800. Acoustic Open Mic Chris Buhalis hosts. Go show off your talent. Tap Room, Michigan Union. 9:30 p.m. Free. 764- 3289. Tony Viola's Jazz Kick MGM Grand Buffet, Detroit. 11:30 a.m. - 3:15 p.m. 313-393-7777. A LTERNATIVES Ann Waldman and Ron Padgett Poets read from their latest. Rackham. 7:30 p.m. Tuesday CAMPUS CINEMA Being John Malkovich See Thursday. 7:15 & 9:30 p.m. Pollyanna (1920) Lots of thrills, but no Hayley Mills. Michigan Theater, 603 E. Liberty. 7 p.m. Romance See Friday. 9 p.m. MUSIC Counting Crows w/Gigolo Aunts and Joe 90. Be comforted by gentle;~ melodies from one-hit wonders in denial. State Theater, Detroit. 7:30 p.m. $27. 313-961-5450. Blind Pig Showcase Advanced-booked open mic extravaganza with Duress, Ocean Sol, Adrenaline 31 and He Whom? (that's their name, not the end of the sentence). Blind Pig. 10 p.m. Free. Notorious Joined by Leslie Nelson. Wouldn't you like to know more? Neener. Flood's Bar and Grill, Detroit. 8 p.m. 313-963-1090. i I Thursday CAMPUS CINEMA Being John Malkovlch (1999) Ma-sheen. Malkatraz. Michigan Theater, 603 E. Liberty. 7 & 9:15 p.m. MUSIC Melissa Etheridge Raw, passionate folk-rock from a tough, moody female. 7:30 p.m. Hill Auditorium. 764-2538. $55-75. Save Ferris w/ Citizen King and Stroke 9. Come on, Eileen, let's go see them cover that '80s song. 7th House. 7:30 p.m. 248-335-8100. Howling Diablos See them howl for more than just the Red Wings. Fifth Avenue. 248-542-9922. Her Favorite Things Never fear, they won't comprise the boundaries of your night's enjoyment: Bambu opens for them! Joy-a-loy. Touchdown Cafe, 1220 S. University. 10 p.m. 665-7777. PHEA TER Living Hell Basement Arts performs this original script from the Residential College s own Jaime Vasquez. It's about a young man who is convinced he works for the devil. Sucks to be him. TimenTBA. ArenarTheater, Frieze Building. 7646800. Free. Three Days of Rain The Performance Network breathes life into a somber, mysterious love story. 8 p.m, Performance Network, 408 W. Washington. 663-0681. Pay what you can. ALTERNATIVES Raymond E. Feist Author reads from his latest contribution to the fantasy oeuvre, "Krondor the Assassins: Book Two of the Riftwar Legacy." Borders Books & Music. 7 p.m. Paula McLain Poet reads from her lat- est collection, "Less of Her." Shaman Drum. 8 p.m. ...........-.. Friday CAMPUS CINEMA Being John Malkovich See Thursday. 7, 9:30, 11:45 p.m. One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975) The Oscar-winning adaptation of Ken Kesey's novel. Nat. Sci. 7 & 9:30 p.m. $3. Romance (1999) Sexually explicit, crit- ically a dud. Michigan Theater, 603 E. Liberty. 7:30, 9:45 p.m. Sonatine (1993) Mad-love to anyone who knows what the title means. Lorch Hall. 7 p.m. Free. MUSIC Six Clips Ex-members of Getaway Cruiser try to make it work one more time. Brian Vander Ark of the Verve Pipe and Warren Defever of His Name is Alive open the show. Blind Pig. 10 p.m. $5. Filter Fresh from Family Values and still brightening unhappy faces with their uplifting music. Clutch Cargo's. 313- 292-9376. Lone Star Tour Featuring The Fabulous Thuderbirds, Clarence "Gatemouth" Brown & Gate's Express, CJ Chenier and the Red Hots. Masonic Temple. 248-645-6666. Bette Midler You have all of her CDs, now you can finally see her live. Palace of Auburn Hills. 248-645-6666. Meropoix The ultimate strangely spelled funk/jam experience that will allegedly make you want to boogie. With the Bomb. Rick's. 9:30 p.m. $3. Chowder Mitch's Place. 10 p.m. - 1:30 a.m. Theatre of Voices An American vocal ensemble, directed by Paul Hillier, per- forms a repertory that spans centuries, from medieval to modern. 8 p.m, St. Francis of Assisi Catholic Church. $25. Waleed Howrani The acclaimed pianist performs Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin, Debussy and Albeniz while debuting a sampling of his original work. 8 p.m, Kerrytown Concert House. $15-25. THEA TER Urfaust Dan Farrelly and the Goethe Institute present a new version of the German playwright's original piece. 7 p.m. RC Auditorium, East Quad. 936- 1998. Free. Living Hell See Thursday. Time TBA. Three Days of Rain See Thursday. $15- $18. 8 p.m. ALTERNATIVES Michael Lewis Nonfiction author reads from his latest, "The New, New Thing: A Silicon Valley Story." Borders Books & Music. 7:30. Saturday CAMPUS CINEMA Animania A Japanese animation fest for the ages. MLB, Aud. 3. 4 p.m. Free. Being John Malkovich See Thursday. 4:30, 7, 9:30, 11:45 p.m. A Man Escaped (1956) And then peo- ple went after him. Nat. Sci. 7 p.m. $4. Last Year At Marienbad (1961) If I recall correctly, some weird business went down one year ago. Nat. Sci. 9 p.m. $4. MUSIC Factory 81 Taproot, Arizing and Pooch If you haven't heard of them, this is a good start. You might thank yourself. St. Andrew's Hall 313-961-MELT Ann Arbor Symphony A "Copland Centenary Concert" featuring world- famous clarinetist Richard Stolzman. Michigan Theater. 8 p.m. $17-30. Forge CD Release Party, w/special guests Lollipop Lust Kill, Culture Bandits and Correctional Education. The Shelter. 313-961-MELT. THEATER Urfaust See Friday. 7 p.m. Living Hell See Thursday. Time TBA. Three Days of Rain See Friday. 8 p.m. Sunday CAMPUS CINEMA Three Days of Rain p.m. See Thursday. 2 ALTERNATIVES Seamus Heaney Irish poet and Nobel laureate lectures on "Getting the Picture: Reflections on Artt& Artists in History." Reception to follow. Rackham. 5 p.m. Joe Jackson Not to be confused with Shoeless or the "Is She Really Going Out With Him?" auteur, Jackson reads from his new memoir, "A Cure for Gravity." BordersBooks & Music. 7 p.m. Jeanne Bishop Bishop speaks on "Execution is Not the Solution: Perspectives from a Family Member of three Murder Victims." Vandenburg Room, Michigan League. 7:30 p.m. Free. Thisbe Nissen Author reads from her first collection ofdstories,t"Out of the Girls' Room and into the Night." Shaman Drum. 8 p.m. Monday CAMPUS CINEMA Being John Malkovich See Thursday. 7:15, 9:30 p.m. Wednesday CAMPUS CINEMA Being John Malkovich See Thursday. 7 & 9:30 p.m. Romance See Friday. 7:15 & 9:15 p.m. MUSIC Primus Preceded temporally by Incubus and Buckethead. This should make for an interesting evening, or my nickname isn't "Goon Boy." State Theater, Detroit, 7:30 p.m. $27. The Big Six DJ Del Villarreal spins for dance lessons, followed by these hip UK swingers. Michigan League Ballroom. Lessons at 7:30 p.m, 9 p.m. show. $5. Slick Band Gets up close and personal with Rudy Robinson. Tommy's West Lounge, Detroit. 313-867-3309. ALTERNATIVES Eliza Minot Author reads from and signs copies of her book "The Tiny One." Borders Books & Music. 7:30 p.m. Laurence Thomas University professor leads poetry discussion. Barnes & Noble, 3245 Wastenaw. 7:30 p.m. Seamus Heaney The world's greatest living poet gives a free reading. Rackham Auditorium. 7:30 p.m. Romance See Friday. 5 & 7:30 p.m. MUSIC Winter Music and Art Festival 1999 Warren Defever's Control Panel, Dazzle, Action Tiger, Fred Thomas, The Triggers, Borderline (a Madonna tribute band), and spoken word from Mike Hard. A benefit for WCBN 88.3 featur- ing separate stages of high-energy music, fashion and dance, and indie, art-rock, and electronica accompanied by multimedia. Steve Val With special guest Eric Sardinas.aSt. Andrew's Hall, $18. 313- 961-M ELT. Pushstars 7th House, Pontiac. 8 p.m. $7. 248-335-8100. Waleed Howrani See Friday. $15-25. THEA TER I Went what? Liberty. Down (1997) Yeah, but on Michigan Theater, 603 E. 9:45 p.m. Free. In The Name Of The Father (1993) Daniel Day-Lewis stars in the story of a man imprisoned for an IRA bombing that he didn't commit. Michigan See Thursday. Being John Malkovich 5:30 & 8 p.m. Courtesy of Columbia Pictures Minla Jovovich takes a short break from kicking English taillin "The Messenger." Natalie, Portman and Susan Sarandon spend quality time in "Anywhere But Here." An independent UM faculty project in Association with the i . Irt J f tJ . w r§ presents the first Congolese dance drama everI M nr~iircd in the I nitpd States~ 9 t' Tm/m