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Chicago's Lyric Opera welcomes Bolcom
Photo Ilustration byJessica Johnson/DAIL
The wonders of internet shopping might ease this man's anguish. See page 12B.
One of the great aspects of the
Internet is that, through e-mail, you
can pretty much contact anyone you
wish, even public figures and celebri-
ties who would be unapproachable
through other means.
So I take full advantage of this
wonder of com-
emails that I've
sent to a num-
ber of celebrity-
and, lucky me,
received a few
To: Sugar Chris Kula
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wondering if there was any way in
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Oblivious to my dripping sarcasm,
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back like so:
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and J.C. from N'Sync called "Girl,
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you'll be able to hear it featured in
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rently airing on the WB."
To: -University President Lee
"President Bollinger, I love this
University and all its various peoples.
But isn't there something we can do
about musical theatre majors, what
with their singing and prancing and
To: Fred Durst (angry'midget
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it up your - yeah!"
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American public when I say 1
are ready for the return of perh
greatest show to ever grace t
waves. And that show is
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hooks for a response to this on
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University head football coac
ban@pilot. nsu. edu)
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on folding before or after theI
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Eddie Murphy actually se
comedic soul to you?"
To: Jim Henson, Jr. (bi
"I think you should reveal
public what's really going on b
Bert and Ernie during their
Fun Bathtime Hour. And I th
about time that Oscar came ou
'trash can,' if you get my drift
To: Jean-Claude Van Damn
"Not that I condone suici
after you starred alongside
Rodman in that mind-numbing
ple of modern film, "Double Team,"
you probably thought long and hard
about taking your own life, didn't
The Belgian actor overcame his
struggle with the English language
long enough to write me this reply:
"Kula, every time I turn on TNT and
see that they are showing either
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"Dearest Christina, when you say
that you need to be 'rubbed the right
way,' are you being literal? Because
I'd be more than happy to give it a
Continued from Page 2B
"Many times he will comment on
the action," Bolcom said, "which is
one of the things Miller wanted to do
in the original version of the play."
"It's a good example of how opera
is concentrated (compared to the-
atre)," Bolcom said. "In Verdi's
'Otello,' the whole first act of
Shakespeare's play is gone."
Miller has written a new aria for
the character of Marco, who mostly
remains silent in the play, even
though he is the catalyst for the cli-
max. For operatic purposes, the char-
acter receives a stronger voice and an
aria about the frustration and help-
lessness of the immigrant.
"Marco needed more of a presence
in the opera," Bolcom said, "because
he's such a strong influence in the
Working with the legendary
Arthur Miller was an inspiration for
Bolcom, who is thankful for Miller's
readiness at tinkering with the 44-
"Arthur was not only cooperative
in working with us, he was also
enthusiastic of remaking the play
into an opera," said Bolcom, who
had previously teamed with Miller
for 1994's "Broken Glass," the play
for which Bolcom wrote pieces to be
played by an onstage cellist.
Miller's "A View from the Bridge"
has 15 characters. Bolcom's opera is
complete with 13 soloists, 48 chorus
members and an orchestra of 75
"We had to expand the role of the
chorus," Bolcom said, referring to its
function in the Greek sense of the
"Opera needs very direct, funda-
mental passion, and the play always
had that by design," Miller told the
New York Times in August. "I wrote
it as a modern-day replication of the
Miller's play is a perfect vehicle
for an American opera because its
themes of immigration and success
are the very essence of American
culture from the time period.
"I think right now, the elements
making American opera are unique.
It will be a type of artform that will
be really ours, such as jazz or the
blues," Bolcom said.
Opera written in the English lan-
guage is often scoffed by purists who
believe that any opera not from
Europe isn't worth the price of a bal-
cony seat. But like all opera, Bolcom
urged, American opera is affected by
its cultural influences.
"All European opera is affected by
folk sources of their respective cul-
tures," Bolcom said. "Every culture's
opera ... French, German, Czech ...
if you translate it into English, you
can't get the same particular
rhythms. American composers
weren't doing this until 'Porgy and
Bess.' Some people felt it was artifi-
cial. Dubose Heyward wrote it as
how people presumably did talk," he
Weinstein recalled the dialect of
'50s Brooklyn when writing the
libretto, Bolcom said, giving the lan-
guage a very American feel. For his
part, Bolcom, too, found inspiration
from the Italian-American culture of
the era when composing the opera.
"There's a lot of influence of
1950s doo-wop in the score,"
Bolcom said. "It's very American."
The attraction to the story lies not
just within the music, or just the
story, but in a combination of all
operatic aspects. But Miller warned
the New York Times: "After all, we
go to the opera to hear the music."
"Americans want to have the the-
atrical experience too," Bolcom said,
"so we've tried to make the theatrical
values as strong as the musical val-
The significance of the premiere
of "View" lies in its possibility to
enter the traditional operatic reperto-
ry. It is foregoing talk by critics and
artists as being one of the first
operas in years to have a shot at the
canon. Of the 100-plus premieres of
American operas in the '90s, few
have seen second productions, let
alone seasonal foot-holds.
The quest for new American opera
has grown stronger in recent years,
with the country's largest opera com-
panies commissioning new works
from American composers. Last year
saw the world premiere of Andre
Previn's "A Streetcar Named Desire"
at the San Francisco Opera, and this
December Jay Gatsby will premiere
on the New York stage when John
Harbison's operatic rendering of F.
Scott Fitzgerald's "The Great
Gatsby" debuts at the Metropolitan
"A View from the Bridge" will be
directed by Frank Gal
famous for his recent dire
umph of Broadway's "
Soprano Catherine Ma
scheduled to sing the
Beatrice, wife to Kim J
Eddie Carbone. Juliana R
expected to sing the
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him with the lust that coi
ultimately destroys him.
With the weight of e
and anticipatory ticket sal
a sellout, Bolcom is lookin
to the premiere, but not
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Instead of receiving a response via
Chief email, I found a nifty little restraining
, Mills order in my mailbox the next day. I
guess the young lady's got some
at gra- lawyers in a bottle, too.
To: Billy Blanks (ass-
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hink it's Five' in the dorms."
at of the To: Dave Matthews (dave
ie (seri- "Hey, Dave, what's the deal with
the new live album you've got coming
de, but out?"
Dennis The response I got from Matthews
g exam- was a paragraph of convoluted non-
sense words and jumbled phrases like
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It turns out that was the band's offi-
cial press release, as dictated by
To: David Letterman (snaggle-
"Mr. Letterman, do you think that I
might have a chance as a television
writer, maybe for a show like yours?"
Dave replied: "Kula, can I call you
Pete? Well, Pete, after reading this lat-
est 'column' of yours, I think that you
should stay on your computer and
search for God's personal e-mail
address, because it will take a small
miracle for you to go anywhere
beyond the Weekend edition of the
Michigan Daily. But good luck to
~T you, Pete'"'
-Speaking of e-mail, Chris Kula
can be reached at email@example.com,
and if you e-mail him, he promises to
respond in an even fTnnier manner
than those listed above. Of course,
that's not saying all that much, but
you get the idea...
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