12B - The M chigan Daily -Weekend, et. Magazin - Thursday, MarCh 23; 2000 0 The Mchiga aioy. Weekend, CUT ADRIFT IN A SEA OF INERTIA M From the Vault - Paul Thomas Anderson AInderson's debut lays artistic groundwork I've written about how lazy my house- mates and I have been about a lot of things this year. But lately we've reached a new, lower level - apathy. Especially this past weekend, we've been faced with some of life's more difficult decisions. "Ican't decide whether I want to watch Gonzaga play St. Johns, or UCLA against Maryland?" Ray said. "Yeah, that's a tough one," Josh said. "On the one hand, you have Gonzaga, which is the Opie Taylor team of the tour- nament, and on the other you have the Maryland game, which means a lot in my pool." "That's a tough decision," Ray said. "It's not like you actually get to choose which game you're going to watch," I said. "That's CBS' job, ya know" "And they'll probably mess it up again," Ray said. "CBS might be the worst network that could possibly broad- cast the tournament with the exception of the WB." ~- rt. J r ' . f 'i -t T, y ... "TT y. . Y o/ 14, , Z 3. ' ,s 04 W4c'-e Veat In cooperation with our friends at the Michigan & State Theaters, we're giving away a free movie ticket to any performance at either theater for every $25 spent at Zanzibar Sunday-Thursday after 5 p.m. "I want my bong right now," Josh said. "Then why don't you get up off the couch and get it?" I said. "Because, that's a lot of effort," Josh said. "I'd have to look for it in my room, and I'm pretty comfortable with where I am right now." "Your room is 20 feet away and the door is open," I said. "You can even stop by the kitchen on your4 way and make some munchies." "Yeah, but that takes effort, which is some- thing I'm not Jon Zemke willingt to sacri- fice right now," . ch Josh said.'Speaking "Yeah, effort, that takes a lot," Ray chimed in. "If you think about it, this is one of the best weekends of the year," I said. "You lit- erally have non-stop basketball for four straight days, wrapped around St. Patty's Day." "You realize you just put this weekend ahead of the Final Four, which usually takes place the same time as Hash Bash," Josh said. "Yeah, but right now the world of col- lege basketball is in utter chaos," I said. "You have Pepperdine - the four-inch afro squad - making Bobby Knight turn a darker shade of red than his sweater, while Tulsa shows the world a new reason the Rebs are runnin'. You have 48 games in four days with people screaming at Gonzaga for screwing up their pool." "OK, I'll give you that, but what really makes it worthwhile are the commer- cials," Josh said. "The 'Bracketville' commercials are absolutely hilarious. I mean when the Stanford's pine tree is fighting with some other bunk team's mascot, while Dean Smith is on the porch saving 'It's going to rain,' how can you top that?" "And the one where the Gonzaga mas- cot is on all fours, tied to a fire hydrant and barking, while the old lady offers y\ou finger rolls as you go by." "OK, Jules. you're gonna have to get off of my lap, because I'm about to go get my bong" Josh said to our calico cat, who had just jumped onto his stomach. "it looks like we're going to be watch- ing UCLA and Maryland," I said. "Wait, have you seen this commer- cial?" Ray said. "It's every guy's dream. You're stuck as the designated driver, then four beautiful women who barely speak English ask for a ride home." "Ah yes, Budweiser commercials," I said. "They might not be the king of beers, but nobody does game-time com- mercials better." "True. True," Ray said. "So wassup?" "Wassssup?" "Hey, where's Dookie?" "Waaaaaassssssup?" "Waaasssssssssuuuuuuup?" "So whatcha ya doin?" "Watchin the game, drinkin' a brew" "Was it you who woke me up when I had passed out while I was cradling my bong?" Josh said. "You cradled your bona?" Ray said. "Yeah, I was laying down, just like I am now, with my bong laying across my chest just below mr mouth and a lighter in my hand." "Dude, we need a wastebasket right next to the coffee table," I said. "That way we can take the huge pile of empty bot- tles, overflowing ashtrays and other assorted garbage off of the table so we can eat in here." "Why don't you just clear it off and throw it away in the garbage in the kitchen," Ray said. "Because I'd have to get up for that, and honestly, I don't have the gumption to be in any other position right now besides horizontal," I said, "True. True" -You can contact Jon Zemke by e- mail atjzemke wnich.edu. Ifhe gets ulp. By Matthew Barrett Daily Film Editor Writer-director Paul Thomas Anderson burst onto the scene of the movie world in 1997 with the criti- cally acclaimed "Boogie Nights," a sprawling epic about the '70s porno industry. Before making "Boogie Nights," Anderson wrote and direct- ed "Hard Eight," a film about sever- al characters who make their money by either gambling or hooking. When it was released in 1997, the "Hard Eight" quickly passed through theaters without much fan- fare, despite receiving some positive critical attention A gritty, no-budget labor of love, "H ard Eight" is worth a look, as it stands on its own as a great film and contains themes and stylistic tendencies that reappear in Anderson's later work. "Hard Eight" gets rolling when Sydney (Philip Baker Hall) meets John (John C. Reilly) outside a cof- fee shop and offers him a warm cup. We soon learn that John has just returned from Las Vegas, where he failed in his attempt to win enough money to bury his mother. For some reason, his story touches a nerve in Sydney, who offers John S50 dollars, a ride to Las Vegas and some advice on how to turn the money into some- thing bigger. Once in Vegas, we meet Clementine (Gwyneth Paltrow), our hooker with a heart of gold, and Jimmy (Samuel L. Jackson), a busi- ness associate of Sydney's. The film was made before Paltrow was the next big thing and her tender perfor- mance is among her best. A s usual, Jackson is at the top of his skills, QY the sly and evil Jimmy to p e r f e c - tion. All in u all, the film's cast is nothing short of stellar, and the main credit for this belongs to Anderson. Although both Reilly and Baker Hall are a little more mainstream nowadays, it was Anderson who plucked the pair from relative obscurity to cast them in the two leads. Also appearing are Philip Seymour Hoffman and Melora Walters, who both went on to later collaborations with the director. The film is also significant for the fact that it establishes many of Anderson's trademarks - the con- sistency among the cast, the long takes and jump cutting on charac- ter's actions. Some of the shots do look a little bit rough around the edges, but that's only natural for a director's first time out. The story also covers familiar ground here with the constant mending of situa- tions gone wrong and the surrogate- father relationship between Sydney and John, which bears some similar- ities to the bond between Jack Horner (Burt Reynolds) and Eddie Adams (Mark Wahlberg) in "Boogie Nights." "Hard Eight" establishes Anderson as a talented storyteller - one who knows how to keep key elements of the plot in the dark as long as possible, vet not tov with the audience. And althou h it covers serious issues, the film is injected with large helpings of humor, most of which come courtesy of the small-timing John. Soon after they first meet, he warns Sydney not to mess with him because "I know three types of karate: Jujitsu, aikido and regular karate." John also tells a story - to explain why he just doesn't use matches - which culminates in a moment that is beyond words. At the end of last year, Anderson released his latest opus, "Magnolia." That film, along with the success of "Hard Eight" and "Boogie Nights," has established Anderson as the dominant young voice in American cinema. "Hard Eight" is worth seeing for its fine acting, along with the fact that it began Anderson's ascension to the world of auteurs. t.e4 Free Hors d'Oeuvres in the Zanzibar Bar From 5-6p.m. Mon.-Fri. 216 801 John C. Reill and Phil hee Delivery YTS STATE " 734-994-7777 .. _________________ _ -