2B - The chigan Daily - Weke etc. Magazine - Thursday ebruary 24, 2000 0 The Michigan Daily - eekend, etc. Ma WEBSITE OF THE WEEK PayMe.com Let's image that you're trying to get rid of your ex-boyfriend's stuff. You decide to sell his calculator and mountain bike online at an online auction website like eBay or UBid. After posting the items online, you realize you are limited to means of payment. To accept a credit card online, you have to set up a merchant account, get the necessary software or hardware and pay lots of fees before even processing your first card. It is not economical for you to go through that process since you're only planning on selling a couple of products. You therefore can only accept checks for the products, a process that could take weeks before getting and clearing payment. Wouldn't it be wonderful to have some way of accepting credit cards online so that you wouldn't have to wait to receive and clear the check? Say hello to PayMe.com. This Website allows you to send a bill to anyone via e-mail. The recipient then follows an embedded link back to PayMe.com, where they process their credit card information with PayMe's sy stem. Shortly thereafter, PayMe c uts you a check for the amount due. With PayMe's system, you can accept credit cards, checks and even bank transfers - without having to be a busIness. Short of cash, it's probably the simplest way to get paid online. - Toyin AkinmusunU, Weekend Etc. Editor ers. Get your tickets early. The Ark, 316 S. Main. 8 p.m. $15. 761-1800. Saturday CAMPUS CINEMA The Sheltering Sky (1990) Not one of Bertolucci's better-known works, but then after the first dozen or so, what is? 3 p.m. $5.50. Little Buddha (1993) Stop the Bertolucci insanity! Make it stop! A couple in Seattle are apparently the parents of the next reincarnation of an important Buddhist monk. I'm beg- ging you, stop. Filmed onlocation in Nepal and Bhutan. At Michigan Theater, 603 E. Liberty. 5:45 p.m. $5.50. The Emperor and the Assassin (1999) A historical epic set in 320 B.C., this film by Chen Kaige explores the life of the violent King of Quin, who is trying to unify China. Look for Gong Li, Chinese superstarlet extraordinaire. At Michigan Theater, 603 E. Liberty. 8:30 S 5.50. MUSIC Cash Money Millionaires and Ruff Ryders More gritty rappers backed by cookie-cutter produced beats with a trademark "distinctive" sound than you can shake a Swizz-le stick at. Palace of Auburn Hills. 7:30 p.m. $45.50, $40.50 reserved. 248-645-6666. The Gruesomes These guys and other hard-core and rap-core bands for your pleasure. Don't ask who, just go if you want to know so bad. Blind Pig, 208 S. First. 10 p.m. $5. 996-8555. Paul Vomhagen Quartet See Friday. 9:30 p.m., 11 p.m., 12:30 a.m. Jump Cats Get out yo' seat and jump around. Jump up, jump up and get down. Everybody jump. Jump. Cats. Jump, cats. Tap Room, Ypsilanti. 9:30 p.m. $3. 482-5320. THEATER Carmen The Comic Opera Guild pre- sents their English version of this mys- terious and magnificent opera. translat- ed from the French of George Bizet, even though it's about Spanish people. Mendelsohn Theater, Michigan League. 8 p.m. $18, $16 seniors, $7 students and children. 973-3264. ALTERNATIVES Rich Rahn Discussion by the author of "Evolve Yourself: Conscious Personal Evolution." Nicola's Books Westgate, 2513 Jackson. 1 p.m. Free. 662- 4110. Nouveau Gypsy Dancers Individual dancers demonstrate unique dancing styles, including beledi, vail, and sword dancing.Espresso Royale Cafe, 214 South Main. 8 p.m. Free. 668- 1838. Sunday CAMPUS CINEMA The Emperor and the Assassin (1999) A historical epic set in 320 B.C., this film by Chen Kaige explores the life of the violent King of Quin, who is trying to unify China. Look for Gong Li, Chinese superstarlet extraordinaire. At Michigan Theater, 603 E. Liberty. 5 & 8:15 p.m. $5.50. MUSC I Try as he might through isometric exercise, Michael Douglas of "Wonder Boys" 0v The Kids in the Hall I got rhythm, I got wacky Canadians in drag. Who could ask for anything more? State Theater, Detroit. 8 p.m. 313-961-5451. SOLD OUT. Stroke 9 Not the ninth and final reunion of the session guys who recorded the third-base epic "The Stroke." Also fea- turing Vertical Horizon and Radford. St. Andrew's Hall, Detroit. 7:30 p.m. $10. 313-961-MELT. P.O.D. Also staring Factory 81 a.k.a. Nobody You've Ever Heard Of. Clutch Cargo's, Detroit. 7 p.m. $10. 313-961- MELT. John Prine & Maura O'Connell Duet to benefit cancer research. No, the price is not a typo, it takes tough love to make a difference. The Ark, 316 S. Main. 7 p.m. $75-250. 761-1451. "The Complete Bach Organ Works" James Kibbie is the latest in a series of intrepid performers on the local scene to commemorate the 250th anniversary of Bach's death. Blanche Anderson Moore Recital Hall, School of Music. 4I p.m. FREE. Shakuhachi Flute Concert Michael Gould presents a traditional Shakuhachi flute performance, in conjunction with a Japanese Tea Ceremony (keep reading). Japanese Gallery, U-M Museum of Art, 525 South State Street. 2 p.m. Free. 764-0395. Japanese Tea Ceremony Trained Japanese tea practitioners provide museum visitors a glimpse of ancient tea rituals. Japanese Gallery, U-M Museum of Art, 525 South State. 3 p.m. Free. 764-0395. THEATER Carmen The Comic Opera Guild pre- sents their English version of this mys- terious and magnificent opera. translat- ed from the French of George Bizet, even though it's about Spanish people. Mendelssohn Theater, Michigan League. 8 p.m. $18, $16 seniors, $7 students and children. 973-3264. for location. 2 p.m. Free. 697 Docent Tour This tour will exr "The Orchid Pavilion Gatherin exhibit, which features a 900 span of Chinese painting. U-M Museum of Art, 525 South St Street. 2:00 p.m. Free. 764-0 Monday CAMPUS CINEMA The Emperor and the Assassin See Sat. At Michigan Theater, Liberty. 7:30 p.m. $5.50. MUSIC The Kids in the Hall See Sunda 8 p.m. Apollo Four Forty Not the four and twenty-seventh sequel to ' 13." St. Andrew's Hall, Detroit $8.50. 313-961-MELT. A LTERNA T/ VES Guild House Writers Series Ev ond and fourth Monday, toda: ing woman from the Ann Arbo Slam Team, followed by open discussion. Part of the "Worr Modern Poetry and Writing" Guild House, 802 Monroe. 8 Free. 995-1956. Tuesday CAMPUS CINEMA Rear Window (1954) See Fri. 9 p.m. $5.50. Barry Lyndon (1976) Stanley directs this 18th-century epi singular man who spies, soldi gambles. Beautifully done, fe excellent battle scenes. Mic Theater, 603 E. Liberty. 7 p.n MUSIC The Pretenders Oh yes, I'm th pretender / Just laughing and a clown / I seem to be / Wha ALTERNATIVES Courtesy or Universal Recoros The Cash Money crew plays the Palace this Saturday, Including Juvenile, the only member any rational person would pay money to see. Not Ll' Wayne. 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