® Metro Detroit comic Kevin McPeek performs his stand-up. Enjoy the funny stylings of this zany Detroiter at the Mainstreet Comedy Showcase. 8:30 p.m. 8 mThursday January 6, 2000 zS icbdau ku Check out newly appointed film editor Matt Barrett's review of the Paul Thomas Anderson masterpiece, "Magnolia." 4 Despite 'Talented' cast an'dector,'Ripley' misses I4 By Erin Podolsky Daily Arts Writer Calling this movie "The Talented Mr. Ripley" is an egregious misnomer. The title character seems far more savant than original talent. The folks behind the scenes and above the title do their damnedest to erase any memory of pre- vious evidence of talent. "Disappointing" or "Unfulfilling" might fit our man Rip a little better than his current description; putting those to adjectives in the past tense might fit my state of mind upon leaving' the the- ater. So much tal- The Talented ent gone to waste Mr.-Ripley on this film, it was apparently all At Briarwood, Quality 16 spent on the title. A rhrod, as The lost talent & Showcase belongs to the cast of Oscar winners and nom- : .. inees (and, in Jude Law and Philip Seymour Hoffman, future winners and nominees) Matt Damon, Gwyneth Paltrow, Cate Blanchett and writer/director Anthony Minghella ("The English Patient"). As the man behind, the camera, it is clearly MingheJla who is primarily responsible for his film's disappointment. "Ripley" is meant to be a psychological thriller, a serial killer tale, a romantic intrigue. It falls short on all three counts and more. The pacing of the film leaves much to be desired and accounts for much of its failure. There are moments of great- ness, most of which involve Law's blithely superficial ("Oh, God, don't you want to fuck every woman you see, just once?") Dickie Greenleaf, a trust fund baby who has been living it up on the Italian coast. His father meets Tom Ripley (Damon) and, thanks to a mis- understanding about Ripley's identity, sends Ripley as his emissary to fetch his AWOL son and bring him back to the real world. The viewer never really sure of Ripley's identity, either, given that there is only one scene with Ripley before he's given an expense account and carte blanche to retrieve wayward Dickie. It's entirely possible that Minghella keeps Ripley's true self hid- den, perhaps to point out that he has no true self; unfortunately, though, this tactic serves only to detach us more from an already unlikable character. For his part, Dickie is unlikable as well - in fact, there's nary a character to be found in "Ripley" whom you'd want to befriend - but at least he seems real. Law imbueshis character with a horrible fascination for us. Next to him, Ripley is deadwood; it's no sur- prise when Dickie brutally, rightfully informs Ripley that he's bored with him. Everything is a plaything to Dickie, but at least he's honest about himself. Ripley is a consummate liar, to be sure, but one tires of liars quickly when sitting through a long movie, unless they're incredibly captivating. Unfortunately, Ripley isn't. Likewise, Damon sleepwalks through his role, all gritted teeth and false smiles, all hoots and hollers and far-too-contained violence. Is Ripley a killer out of compulsion or conve- nience? Is he a succubus or merely that pitiful, bitter kid with the mouthful of braces that never got picked for kick- ball? The only thing for sure is that Damon has done this before, and bet- ter; quick-study Ripley is nothing if not Will Hunting with a Chet Baker- wannabe croon. He soaks in everything around him like a giant sponge, wring- ing segments of his acquired knowl- edge and skill out as situation dictates. He takes on so much water that he sucks the life right out of everyone around him but neglects to put it back on display for us. Ripley dispatches Dickie to the briny deep with the help of an oar midway through the film, spending the rest of his time on the run. He takes over Dickie's persona and haphazardly woos Meredith Logue (Blanchett), simultaneously juggling inconsolable Marge Sherwood (Paltrow), Dickie 's girlfriend and the police closing in on him. The cat and mouse game Ripley plays with his pursuers, as both Dickie and himself, should be a lot more invigorating than it is. As it stands, the quiet tone Minghella takes with his film damages his effort far more than it helps with suspense. This might be a tale of love gone horribly Hitchcock's adaptation of another Highsmith novel, though, "Strangers on a Train," and the similarities between Hitchcock and Minghella's films are staggering. A certain obses- sion with small, dead giveaway objects and a preoccupation with casual murder sans repercussions permeates both. Minghella also chooses a title sequence that recalls the vintage work of Saul Bass, who worked with Hitchcock, Otto Preminger and other great suspense directors. Whether or not this is homage or imitation is irrelevant; it does nothing to alleviate the oppressively unsuc- cessful elements of "Ripley." Minghella lets his scenes go on too long, lingering where he shouldn't and creating characters so vibrant that when they disappear from the movie, the light of entertainment flickers and then goes out completely. "The Talented Mr. Ripley" suffers from the same ills its main character does: it flashes momentarily bright and then flames out, hitting peaks and valleys (far more valleys than peaks, I'm sorryto say). It's the worst kind of roller coaster, the one that offers so much adrenaline-producing thrill and then makes good on so few of its promises. It doesn't creep after you in your dreams, as the best thrillers do, or haunt you in the day. "Ripley"'s promise is indeed unful- filled. Its offerings are disappointing. And its talent is squandered. I Courtesy of Miramax in a bit of crooning in "The Talented Mr. Ripley." Matt Damon and Jude Law partake wrong: Ripley, who seems far more a eunuch than the homosexual Minghella intends him to be, in love with Dickie; Ripley in love with idea of becoming Dickie; Ripley impossi- blv in love with Riplev. But "Ripley" never takes a firm stand on any of these ideas, leaving us to question more than we ought. Patricia Highsmith's novel has been adapted once before, as "Purple Noon, unseen by me. I have seen Stone enlivens 'Sunday' football Writers bring new, Transformers' to a new generation By Laura Fyer Daily Arts Writer Nothing makes more sense than the decision on Oliver Stone's part to create a film about football. Further solidifying his established role as an auteur film- maker, Stone is not randomly selecting subjects of study under his direction. Rather, football, a contact sport that is violent, aggressive, engaging, fast- paced, and jarring, fits right into his niche Qf style. In "Ay Given Sunday," most of the scenes are right in the middle of the game. That is, the action is displayed not just from the viewpoint of a bystander casually watching I Any Given ynday Xt Briarwood I ari3 Showcase Sr oft nate fror from the sidelines. The audience not only watches the players, they are the players. This kind of participatory feel is very effective precisely because of the inherent football fan's fas- cination with viewing football from all angles. The real excite- ment of plays from televised football games m the replays, where motion action with warbled grunts and other shuffling sounds. Suddenly we're up for a breath of fresh air and as the camera pulls back, it takes in all action with highly-agitated motions. All sounds are heard, including players' growls and loud cheers from the fans. Apart from Stone's technique, the story of "Any Given Sunday" brings along with it a bundle of ideological issues, stacking the sport of football up against modernity. Tony D'Amato (Al Pacino), coach of the Miami Sharks, is screwed. First-string quarterback Jack "Cap" Rooney (Dennis Quaid) injures himself during a game, putting the team's playoff hopes in serious jeopardy. Unluckily, so does the second-string, and D'Amato is forced to put into the game his third of the herd, youngster Willie Beamen (Jamie Foxx). As casually prophesized by the "tro- phy girlfriends" of the football players to his soon-to-be ex-girlfriend, Beamen lets his ego inflate, and he slowly believes in the idea that he is the only important player on the team. He switches the coach's calls during huddles, or even in the middle of a play, disrespecting his wiser teammates who have been Sharks for years. Beamen's excuse? "We're. winning, aren't we?" he retorts. The media and modern society is what fuels this young boy's narcissism and sense of individualism. Beamen loves not just the attention itself, but also how quickly he achieves his fame. In these contemporary times, football has its pecuniary games as well. His rationale is convincing -if you trample over your teammates (like the fierce chariot riders in "Ben-Hur" that blasts from D'Amato's TV screen one afternoon), focus on yourself as a national football hero and grab the media's attention, you'll rake in the money. The game of football overshadows the game of strate- By Adin Rsli Daily Arts Writer Continuing the longevity of the "Transformers" franchise, "Beast Machines" has succeeded in further expanding the saga of the robots from Cybertron locked in the battle of good versus evil. Mantaining a strong storyline and fan interest for a 16-year-old, toy driven universe of characters is no easy feat. Just ask one of "Beast Machine "'s main writ- ers, Bob Skir, and he will tell you that trying to keep the concepts and ideas fresh and exciting can be a challenging juggling act. Skir and co-writer Marty Isenberg have been busy shaking things up in the "Transformers" world by intro- ducing new angles and adding to the rich "Transformers" history. Spirituality, heroes who don't carry guns, the Transformer's home planet A Courtesy or Warner Brothers An aging Al Pacino plays coach Tony D'Amato to Jamie Foxx's hotshot player Willie Beamen in Oliver Stone's football opus "Any Given Sunday." gy as the quickest way to the greatest amount of dough. D'Amato champions the past. He wants to go "back to the basics" of foot- ball, when it wasn't about what the pub- lic thought, nor how many women there were to sleep with nor how much money was to be made. The players were play- ing with their hearts, for the love of the game. Countering D'Amato's unrelenting ethics, aside from Beamen, is Christina Pagniacci (Cameron Diaz), Sharks pres- ident and the daughter of its former owner, now deceased. D'Amato's old- fashioned coaching tactics enrage her, less because she thinks he's wrong and more because she's facing her own iden- tity crisis of overweening power and sometimes corruptive practices. In addition to these issues that stag- nate the process of the team, Stone brings in smaller ethical conflicts all of consequence to either Beamen's attitude slow-mrotion action seen from low-angle shots intensify and enliven our percep- tion of the players - the position and maneuverability of their powerful arms and lIgiflow in one large sequence. This-near-sensory and visual experi- ence omes alive in "Any Given Sunday Actually, the action scenes feel like we're swimming a couple of laps in a pool. Underwater, the players engage in head-to-head tackles, backs and knees bent, close to the ground, in a slow- or merely society itself, involving team unity, nepotism, religion, race, integrity, avariciousness and modern technology. He covers a lot of ground, but manages to tie everything together. "Any Given Sunday" practically type- casts Pacino (similar to his recent part in "The Insider") into his role of an aging man who has spent years advancing his career and is now facing an important impasse in his life and job. Diaz, on the other hand, ruins the tough-girl persona of a female marketing mogul due to her goofy-sounding voice. How do we see Stone's perspective on the whole fiasco? Off the bat, he obviously seems to be on D'Amato's side, rooting for the home-grown values of the past and considering modern tactics an affront to the sport. But, the musical score in "Any Given Sunday," hints at the realities of a new generation embracing a cul- ture that is quite different from the past. From the funk-techno beats of Fat Boy Slim to the charged, forceful sounds of Kid Rock and DMX heard in the background during the Sharks games, the contemporary football game is seen positively - maybe even at its best. Beast Machines Fox Kids Saturdays at 11 a.m. (Cybertron) pos- sessing . an organic core and the decimation of Cybertron's original inhabi- tants have been only a couple changes intro- duced by Skir and Isenberg. "It's met with a lot of contro- versy on the Net, with people wanting to lynch are very happy with the story we're putting together." For those of us who grew up in the pre-politically correct '80s, one of the most enduring thing about that decade was the prevalent glorifica- tion of guns. Be it in "G.I.Joe," "The A-Team," "Rambo" and even in the original "Transformers," there was always an abundance of cool looking guns. Who could forget the awe- inspiring sight of Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots, flaunting his Decepticon destroying laser blaster throughout each and every original "Transformers" episode? However, in "Beast Machines," the heroes are all unarmed. Could this be a reaction to the cautious '90s where television is often blamed for youth violence? "Let's just say that we (the writ- ers), Fox, Hasbro and Mainframe agreed to disarming our heroes, thus pitting them against a planet of heav- ily-armed villains which will push them to their very limits, making them all the more heroic for the vic- tories that they achieve," Skir said. Certainly a cheese layered reply, but Skir added, "I personally would rather see heroes winning the day using their natural abilities and cun- ning than firepower. That's my per- sonal preference. Hasbro said that this approach was what they were looking for, so we were both in synch. I didn't approach them with this radical notion. We approached each other and agreed. Fox will allow certain forms of guns and ammunition to be used in their shows, they generally shy away from it when it isn't necessary." The gambles and risks Skir has taken with the "Transformers" mythos has apparently paid off. The show, which airs as part of the Fox Kid's block of cartoons, has been ably keeping fans of "Transformers" and cartoons alike glued to their idiot box as one of the most watched new cartoons around. As Skir men- tioned, "'Beast Machines' is ruling in the ratings, as Fox's number two show behind "Digimon," following that "Pokemon" swell, and number one with boys, ages 6 to II. Put it this way... they (Fox) have renewed us for another year, and they are very happy with us all!" * VVDET Shawn Colvin ; Arlo Guthrie Great Big Sea. Beth Nielsen Chapman us for 'ruining' Cybertron and cor- rupting' their mythology. Marty and I have taken a lot, of heat from 'Transfan Fundamentalists,' for good reasons as well as bad ones," Skir said. Blame for Skir and Isenberg's "corrupting thoughts" on the "Transformers" storyline cannot be completely pegged on merely the duo it seems. "Mostly, we are play- ing off the mythology we've inherit- ed from "Beast Wars" (the series just before "Beast Machines"). But, in general, things from both the comics and the cartoon have been creeping into our scripts. Many of the ideas used also are influenced by things Hasbro ("Transformer"'s toy maker) insisted on, Fox wanted and Mainframe ("Beast Machines"' ani- mation company) liked. Marty and I Apply now at the Law Library *non-Law m