;. 1458 Ie-ichig a i ,; f eC dM li Thuf arch.2,19J99 A weekly uide to who's Thursday, March 25 why you need toe there ... h eL ist Wednesday, March31 40 WAYS TO LOSE YOUR BAI 40 oz. beers more prevalent on Camp Films opening Doug's First Movie Hoping to reproduce the success of "Rugrats," Disney brings this animated kids show to the big screen. At Briarwood: 12:10, 2:10, 4:10, 6:40, 9. At Showcase: 12:45, 2:50, 4:50, 6:50, 8:45, 10:30. EDtv A lame Truman-like movie about a man who has a TV crew following him 24-hours a day. At Briarwood: 1:10, 4, 7, 9:40. At Showcase: 1:10. 2:30, 4, 5, 7:10, 7:40, 9:45, 10:15, 12:15. The Mod Squad **4 Yet another TV-show turned movie comes to the- aters this weekend. This film is about three kids who become cops to avoid going to jail and end up tangled in a police corruption scandal. At Briarwood: 12:50, 3, 5:20, 7:40, 9:50. At Showcase: 1, 3:05, 5:10, 7:15, 9:30, 11:50. Never Been Kissed A sneak preview of Drew Barrymore's new comedy about a newspaper reporter who goes back to high school to go under- cover. Afterwards stay for a free showing of "Ravenous." At Briarwood: 8 (Fri. only). Films holding **** Excellent *** Good ** Fair * Not Worth Your Time, or Your Money Analyze This **i A highly funny and entertaining film about a mob- ster and his psychiatrist. At Briarwood: 12:20, 2:50, 5:10, 7:30, 10. At Showcase: 12:25, 1:20, 3, 3:40, 5:15, 7:30, 8:20, 9:50, 10:20, 11:55, 12:25. Baby Geniuses Just what we need- ed, a movie about smart babies! At Showcase: 12:05, 2:10, 4:15, 6:20, 8:15. The Corrupter *** Marky Mark and Chow Yun-Fat battle gangs and corruption in Chinatown. At Showcase: 12:10, 2:25, 6:15, 10:30, 12:30. Cruel Intentions *** A guilty pleasure update of "Dangerous Liaisons." At Briarwood: 12:30, 2:40, 4:50, 7:10, 9:20. At Showcase: 1:05, 3:15, 5:30, 8, 10:10, 12:20. Deep End Of The Ocean ** A weepy about a kidnapped boy who returns to his family after 10 years. At Briarwood: 9:30. Elizabeth *** Though it only won an Oscaraforait's maketup, this is a solid drama about the rise of Elizabeth I. At State: 1:30 (Sat. & Sun.), 9:45. Forces Of Nature I A romantic comedy about a man who starts to fall in love with histtravellingdcom- panion on his way to his wedding. At Showcase: 12:20, 12:50, 2:40, 3:10, 4:55, 5:25, 7:20, 7:50, 9:35, 10:05, 11:40, 12:10. The King And I **. A tepid ani- mation film inspired by the musical about a governess and ruler who bump heads. At Briarwood: 12:40, 3:10, 5:15, 7:20. At Showcase: 12, 1:45, 4:20, 6:45. Life is Beautiful **** After win- ning Oscars for Best Foreign Language Film and Best Actor, this film about a father trying to spare his son from the horrors of the Holocaust should be on everyone's must see list. At Ann Arbor 1&2: 12:15 (Sat., Sun., Tues.), 2:30 (Sat., Sun., Tues.), 4:45, 7, 9:20. At Showcase: 12:15, 2:45, 5:20, 7:45, 10, 12:15. Lock, Stock, & Two Smoking Barrels *i Despite it's bad review, this British crime comedy is quite funny and entertaining. At State: 4 (Sat. & Sun.), 7:15. The Other Sister i A sorry excuse for a movie, this film tells the story of two mentally challenged people who fall in love. At Showcase: 12 noon. The Rage: Carrie 2 ** An awful follow up to the horror classic. At Showcase: 12:15, 2:15, 8:30, 10:25, 12:25. Ravenous ** A dark comedy about a group of soldiers on the frontier who turn to cannibalism. At Briarwood: 10:10. Rushmore **** One of the best films of 1998 showcases a million- aire and a 15-year old competing for the love of a first grade teacher. At State: 12:15 a.m. (Fri. & Sat.). Saving Private Ryan **** After having the Best Picture Oscar stolen from it, this WWII film bows its head in Ann Arbor again. At Showcase: 3:30, 6:40, 9:55. Shakespeare In Love **** After Sunday's Oscars there is finally evi- dence that the Academy Award for Best Picture is for sale. At State: 1:30 (Sat. & Sun.), 4 (Sat. & Sun.), 7, 9:30, 12 (Fri. only). At Showcase: 12, 2:20, 4:40, 7:05, 9:25, 11:45. True Crime *** Clint Eastwood directs this entertaining thriller about a journalist trying to save a man from the death penalty. At Ann Arbor 1&2: 11:50 (Sat., Sun., Tues.), 2:15 (Sat., Sun., Tues.) 4:45, 7:20, 9:45 (Fri.-Wed.), 9:55 (Thurs.). At Showcase: 1:15, 3:50, 4:30, 6:30, 7, 9:10, 9:40, 11:35, 12:05. Wing Commander (No Stars) A sci- fi action pic only worth seeing because it has the "Star Wars" trailer before it. Leave after the trailer - you'll be glad you did. At Briarwood: 12:15, 2:45, 5, 7:15. Thursday CAMPUS CINEMA Mapantsula (1988) A South African film about a petty criminal who is transformed after being thrown into a jail with activists contemptuous of his lifestyle. Angell Hall G127. 7 p.m. Free. MUSIC Econoline Crush These Canadian industrial rockers aren't players - they just like to crush a lot. Blind Pig, 208 S. First St., 996-8555. 9:30 p.m. $8. Erik Friedlander's Topaz The quartet will perform music inspired by Miles Davis, Earth, Wind and Fire and Herbie Hancock from their debut CD. Kerrytown Concert House, 415 N. Fourth Ave. 769-2999. 8 p.m. $10- 15. Gypsy Caravan Take a journey in sound with music by Gypsies, span- ning centuries and continents. Michigan Theater, 603 E. Liberty St., 764-2538. 8 p.m. $22-34. Jazz Ensemble Ellen Rowe directs the ensemble in classic and contem- porary big band jazz repertory. Rackham Auditorium. 8 p.m. Mudpuppy Bluesy R&B/soul, Royal Oak-style! Cavern Club, 210 S. First St., 332-9900. $5. Steve Nardella Band Greasy rocka- billy struts and bluesy shuffles from this Ann Arbor veteran. Arbor Brewing Company, 114 E. Washington St., 213-1393. 9 p.m. Free. Shindig Share a blues-funk shindig with...uh, Shindig. Cross Street Station, 511 W. Cross St., Ypsilanti. 485-5050. 10:30 p.m. $4. World Premiere of "Possession for Orchestra" by Stephan Rush Be the first on the block to see this soon-to- be symphonic masterpiece. Witness why William Peter Blatty should be really upset with Rush for stealing his idea. Still, no heads will spin this time and theDevil probably won't have good seats. Detroit Symphony Orchestra Hall, 3711 Woodward Ave., 8 p.m. Call (313) 833-3700 for ticket information and directions. THEA TER Don Quixote One of the most hyster- ical works ever written, and a time- less classic. The first-ever "modern novel" is now a musical production that can't possibly be as good as the work of Cervantes, if for no other reason than it istin English. Still it should be at least ok as it features the American Ballet Theater Detroit Opera House, 7:30 p.m., 1526 Broadway Ave., Detroit. Call (313) 936-7476 for ticket information and directions. Fiddler on the Roof Washtenaw Community College students present the fun musical about finding hus- bands. This one's a favorite of the family of Michigan bands from Marching to Hockey Pep. Towsley Aud., Morris Lawrence Bldg., WCC campus. Call 973-3450 for directions and ticket information. 8 p.m. Students $10, others $15. Jeffrey Basement Arts presents Paul Rudnick's touching and well-known love-story, of happiness in life in the By Reilly Brennan Daily Arts Writer There are entire subcultures in America today earmarked by the type of liquor they consume. Like rarefied drinkers of malted scotch, the people who drink beer in 40 oz. bottles have a method and charisma all their own. Championed by rap artists who celebrated their friends' untimely passing with hoisted bottles and moistened eyes, the 40 is now as much a part of the suburban and collegiate experience as Britney Spears albums and football games. Life at this University is no different. A rough, informal survey of local liquor stores proved that the 40 is an important part of nightly sales, with just as many women throw- ing down their spare quarters and 50-cent pieces as men. And change is usually all it takes. Locally, Village Corner's 40 of Schlitz is the cheapest at $1.53, including tax and deposit. And word on the street is the Woodward Palmer Store in Detroit has a deal on $I Laser 40s as recently as last month. But the cheapest might have been found in other parts of the country. Ricky Eaddy, Webmaster of one of the Internet's malt liquor review sites (wwwgeocities.com/CollegePark/Quad/3662) said he once bought a 40 of Country Club Malt Liquor for a mere $.75! He claims the store was trying to unload older stock. Regardless, Eaddy maintains his obsession has not forced him to over analyze his favorite swill. "The longer you let a 40 sit, it begins to get warm, so the idea is to drink it as fast as possible;" he said. "The primary reason for drinking a 40 is to get drunk." But what exactly is contained in these glass behemoths? Malt liquor 40s are different from reg- ular beer, right? Well, liquor store managers and workers that sell hundreds of 40s a week to of-age drinkers and don't know for sure. Even a public relations manager from Miller Beer couldn't explain the difference. The truth is that malt liquor is no different from regular lager. It's more of a legal term than an actual distinction. The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms mandates that some beers use the malt liquor label for certain alcohol-by-volume levels, dependent upon state laws. While Michigan is liberal on its def- inition of malt liquors, some southern states actually force brewers to sell certain types of beer with a special lower-than-normal alcohol content. Rob Nelson, the beer guide for the Internet's Mining Co. (wwwminingco.com) said malt liquors are differentiated by their dilution levels. That is, breweries make an initial first batch that is very high in alcohol content, then dilute according to the desired market need. Alcoholic content aside, most beer drinkers agree that malt liquor tastes a bit sweeter than nor- mal American lager. Ironically, it does not contain any more malt than a normal beer and does not have a "malty" flavor. Nor is malt liquor actually considered a liquor. Rather, the term is mostly legal, with the most important distinction being malt liquor's higher alcohol content and occasion- al sweeter flavor. And the higher alcohol content usually makes its presence known. One does not have to look very hard on any given Ann Arbor night to find examples of how drinking multiple mat liquor 40s in one sitting can be disastrous in comparison to smaller, tamer beers. On couches, in kitchens, on porches and balconies - where 40s arrive intoxi- cation is often soon to follow. McKenzie River Brewing Co.'s St. Ides, a popu- lar malt liquor with 6.8 percent alcohol-by-vol- ume, has been the subject of criticism and federal pressure lately because of their ad campaign. The ads, which featured rap stars Ice Cube and the Geto Boys, were said to target black youth. Ice Cube coined the beer's motto: "Get your girl in the mood quicker, get your Jimmy thicker with St. Ides Malt Liquor." Kristin Gustafson, a first-year student at Loyola University at Chicago, said that Ice Cube's mantra might be indicative of a bigger problem. Omar Epps, Giovanni Ribisi and Claire Danes are the coolest kids this side of the Mississippi. Now they get to kick criminal butt in "The Mod Squad." Look out! face of AIDS. Arena Theater, Frieze Building, 764-6800. 7 p.m. The Magic Flute Mozart's most famous" and final opera, the produc- tion will be performed in English translation, with Pamina, Tamino and all the other mystic and lovable char- acters. Re-bornbuarterback Doug Flutie will probably not be in atten- dance, however. Mendelssohn Theater, 911 North University Ave., 764-0450. 8 p.m. Student tickets $7, $14-18 for others. ALTERNATIVES Nicholas Delbanco University profes- sor reads from his latest, "In the Name of Mercy and Old Scores." Rackham Ampitheatre, 915 E. Washington St., 764-2538. 5 p.m. Farcity Blues The eight cast mem- bers of the UAC Comedy Company perform their last show of the year, featuring sketch comedy, skits and an hour of improve games with the audience. Thankfully, James Van Der Beek will not be anywhere on stage or in the audience ... And it's still a pretty cool title, no? The Michigan Union's U Club, 763-1107, 8 p.m. $3 for students, others $5. MFA I Performance Dance students perform their thesis concert. Betty Pease Studio Theatre, Dance Bldg. 8 p.m. $5 at the door. Kivi Rogers A guest performer on "Home Improvement" and "Soul Man," as well as star of "Romey and Michelle's High School Reunion," he will deliver side-splitting comedy. Mainstreet Comedy Showcase, 314 E. Liberty. 996-9080. 8:30 p.m. $10. _____------- Friday CAMPUS CINEMA The Bicycle Thief (1948) One of the greatest films of all time celebrates it's 50th anniversary. The film tells the tale of a man in search of the stolen bike he needs to get to work. Michigan Theater, 603 E. Liberty St. 7 p.m. $5.50 Chungking Express (1994) One of the best films of the '90s, Wong Kar- Wai explores love and alienation in the daily life of three people. Angell Aud. A. 8 p.m. Free. The Controller (1994) After 30 years as a member of the East German bor- der patrol, Hermann Hoffstedt finds himself unemployed as, from one day to the next, East Germany and the border cease to exist. Lorch Hall. 7 p.m. Free. The Eel (1997) A man is released from jail eight years after murdering his unfaithful wife, and becomes a barber in a small town. Michigan Theater, 603 E. Liberty St. 9 p.m. $5.50. Panic II (1999) University student Mark Marabate shows his film about a lawyer who looks into the murder of an old flame. Nat. Sci. 8 p.m. Free. There's Something About Mary (1998) Really, do we really even need to tell you what this movie is about. Michigan Theater, 603 E. Liberty St. 11:30 p.m. $5.50. This Is My Life (1997) This film tells of a number of people who were entering school in Golzowwin 1961, just a few days after the Berlin Wall was built, and who are now middle- aged. Lorch Hall. 8:30 p.m. Free. MUSIC Amazin' Blue The "Miseducation of Amazin' Blue" will showcase these won- derful singing talents. None of those per- forming received a Grammy, however. Rackham Auditorium, 915 E. Washington St., 8 p.m. Call 763-TKTS for seating information. $6. Disco Biscuits Intense trance-fusion from this Philadelphia jam band. The kids are calling the style "Bisco." And the kids know rock 'n' roll! Ann Arbor's own music What exactly is contained in a 40? Nobody really k knows they're cheap. Malt liquor is neither liquor n "I think some guys just like the security of a car- rying around a big ass 40 in order to compensate for their lack of size in other areas." University Engineering junior Robert Gallagher noted that in advertisements and movies that fea- ture rap stars drinking 40s, the bottle is usually cocked in a chugging position, and the beer is never more than half-full. "The young Gs who are drinking them always have a quarter- to half-full 40 in their hand. Never a full one. It can be 10 in the morning or 10 at night, and they have a 1/4 full 40." ir FH IE IFAMIIILYiFRI BEER -/ A ooo ALE What's malt liquor? Actually, malt liquor is neither malty nor is it liquor. It falls under the lager family of beers. There are basically two categories of beer: Lagers and ales. Lagers use lager yeast and ferment at cool temperatures. They tend to be clearer, lighter in body and color, and lower in alcohol and usually range between 3.2 and 4.0 percent alcohol by volume -although malt liquors squash this belief Most beers produced in the United States are lager beers. Ales use ale yeast and ferment at warmer temperatures, then age for a short time. They tend to be less carbonated, fuller bodied and fruitier. Some may have a higher alcohol content than lagers. Mgze Magazin LAGER PILSNER (Miller Lite) MALT LIQUOR ST (Colt 45)( OUT P Guinness) SRTEK (Sam Adams) A malt wi Surprisingly, m ly have any malt a Amstel Malt is alcohol-by-volum those wanting less non-alcoholic drir Because the ak process, this malt special malt types darker in color. Editors: Aaron Rich, Will Weissert Writers: Reilly Brennan, Cortney Dueweke, Jewel Gopwani, Elena Lipsc Steingold, Christopher Tkaczyk and Will Weissert. Photo Editor: Margaret Myers Photographers: Dhani Jones, Margaret Myers, Dan O'Donnell, David Ro Cover: 12 of the beer industry's finest 40 oz. beers strut their stuff. Photo I Arts Editors: Jessica Eaton and Christopher Tkaczyk Editor in Chief: Heather Kamins Phone Numbers: Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 761-9700; Briarwood: 480-4555; Fox Village; 994-8080; Michigan Theater: 668-8397; Showcase: 973-8380; State: 761-8667. Showtimes are effective Friday through Thursday. Late shows at Ann Arbor 1 & 2 and State are for Friday and Saturday only. Noon and mid-day matinees at Ann Arbor 1 & 2 are for Saturday, Sunday and Tuesday only; matinees at State are for Saturday and Sunday only.