0 0 0 0 2B I=The Mictilan Daily - Weekehdjketc Magazie- ThOrsday, Febary 1.8; 1999 .The Michigan Daii.- -.WeekeRtci ~e s .ht No, this site has nothing to do with Richard Gere. Instead it's a happy lithle o fti fdnci astesand other :small rodents. If the animated animals don't excite you, the music:certainly wilt. - No, this site is not at all education or informational - in fact, most people findtheneles gettiing dumber with every second spent here. Still, it's definitely a fun way to kill a few minutes (or hours) Yes, all of your friends have already visited it so you'd better hurry Word on the street has it that this delightful site. may be on the way out - so time is especially of the essence. Courtesy of Max Vadukul Tim Rolling Stones, Mick, Keith, Charlie and Ronnie, are once again on the road lowing up 1998's "Bridges to Babylon" with the "No Security" tour. Stones thrili40 years of fans. with WNo Secunity' tour ALTERNATIVES James Eliroy Author of "L.A. Confidential" reads from his original noir collection "Crime Wave: Reportage and Fiction from the Underside of L.A." Shaman Drum, 313 South State St., 662-7407. 5 p.m. Michigras Carnival games, casino- style, gambling, karaoke, bouncy boxing -it's all the fun of Mardi Gras without any of the French Quarter street trash or the hell-of-a- long drive. Michigan Union. Doors open at 8 p.m. Free. Matthew Schmitt University student performs poetry from his book "Gifts From the Shadow Show." The show will also feature the music of Sara Bursac, Albert Chiscavage, Liz Grubb, Jide Mbanefo, Gene Yu. Friends Meeting House, 1420 Hill St. 8 p.m., Free. Saturday CAMPUS CINEMA Animania Covers a range of Japanese an mation styles and genres, from drama to comedy to science fiction. MLB 3. 4 p.m. Free Elizabeth See Thursday. 5 p.m. Take The Money And Run (1969) Woody Allen's directorial debut about Virgil, a product of an unfortunate childhood who has a neurotic tendency to win a girl by stealing her purse. Nat. Sci. 7 p.m. $4, $5 dbl. Arms For The Poor (1998) A documentary short that exposes the US weapons- export business. St. Francis Catholic Church, 2250 E. Stadium. 7:30 p.m. Free. Dancing At Lughnasa See Thursday. 7:30 & 9:30 p.m. Play It Again Sam (1979) Woody Allen fumbles his way through the politics of scoring: Nat. Sci. 8:30 p.m. $4, $5 dbl. Manhattan (1979) One of Woody Allen's best takes a look at romance and NYC. Nat. Sci. 10 p.m. $4, $5 dbl. MUSIC The Blue Hawks Complete with rugged thug Chris Chelios at defense. Tap Room, 201 W. Michigan Ave., Ypsilanti, 482-5320. 9:30 p.m. $3. Coupe de Grass Quality entertain- ment at a bargain price. Espresso Royale Caffe, 214 S. Main St., 668- 1838. 9 p.m. Free. Kuz Why should people come? Kuz it beats doing homework on a Saturday night. Heidelberg, 215 N. Main St., 663-7758. 10 p.m. $5. Mr B's Annual Birthday Bounce! Is Mr B the one and only Herman Blume (if so, he likes carrots for pre- sents)? Bounce on over and find out. Kerrytown Concert House, 415 N. 4th Ave., 769-2999. 7 p.m. & 9 p.m. $10. Mose Allison Trio Mo Mose, mo problems. Bird of Paradise, 207 S. Ashley St., 662-8310. 9 p.m. $20. Solid Frog Weren't they serving this in the dorms the other night? Blind Pig, 208 S. 1st St., 996-8555. 10 p.m. THEA TER Frloso See Friday. 8 p.m. Boy's Life See Thursday. 7 p.m. Private Eyes See Thursday. 8 p.m. The Hole See Thursday. 3 p.m. and 8 p.m. Oedipus the King See Thursday. 8 p.m. God See Friday. 8 p.m. The Firebird See Friday. 2 p.m. ALTERNATIVES J. Conrad Guest Local author reads from his new book, "January's Paradigm." Nicola's Books, 2513 Jackson Rd., 2 p.m. Sunday CAMPUS CINEMA Hilary And Jackie (1998) Stars Emily Watson and Rachael Griffiths walked away with Oscar nominations for this film about two talented musi- cians and their struggles with each other. Michigan Theater, 603 E. Liberty St. 8:30 p.m. $5.50. MUSIC Paul Finkbener's Jazz Jam Session These jams are so tight they make the stuff that Jesus Shuttlesworth throws down look elementary. Bird of Paradise, 207 . Ashley, 662-- 8310. 9 p.m. Free. Great American Blues Jam Right up there with baseball, mom and a warm slice of apple pie. T.C.'s Speakeasy, 207 W. Michigan Ave., Ypsilanti, 483-4470. 9 p.m. $2. The Phoenix Ensemble With Jason Kidd, Danny Manning, Joe Kleine, Rex Chapman and new addition Tom Gugliotta, the Suns are poised to make a run for the ring in 1999. Michigan Theater, 603 E. Liberty St., 763-T KTS. 3 p.m. $10-15. Sight and Sound The 1999 WCBN Fundraiser Benefit. A night of radio-style tomfoolery that will feature the sounds of Love Machine, Tomorrowland and Poignant Plecostomus. There will also be an experi- mental film and video showcase, a photog- raphy exhibition, and fashion extravaganza by Liquid Silver. Nectarine Ballroom, 510 E. Liberty St., 994-5436. $6 THEA TER The Firebird See Friday. 2 p.m. The Hole See Thursday. 2 p.m. Oedipus the King See Thursday. 2:30 p.m. Private Eyes See Thursday. 2 p.m. A LTERNA TIVES Magdalena Abakanowicz in Context Harvard Humanities Prof. Ewa Lajer- Burcharth will situate the artist in a Polish context, past and present. University Museum of Art Apse, 525 S. State St., 764-0395. 3 p.m. Museum Tour Docents will conduct a tour of "Bill Jacobson: Photographs 1992- 1998." University Museum of Art, 525S. State St., 764-0395. 2 p.m. -------------- Monday CAMPUS CINEMA Wild Strawberries (1963) One of Bergman's "journey" films in which a lonely, aging, egocentric professor dreams and remembers his way into his past. In the process he rejuvenates his The Stones: Mick Jagger, Ronnie Wood, Keith Richards and Charlie Watts year on their "Bridges to Babylon" world tour - promoting their then new brings them to the Palace Monday night. This time there's no new album, By Will WIssfrt Weekend, etc. Editor 'I hope they don't think we're one of those rock 'n' roll outfits," Mick Jagger boasted before his six-man jazz contin- gent The Rolling Stones took the stage for their fist-ever concert at London's hip Marquee Club in late 1962. Almost 40 years later Jagger - a man who not only molded Rock 'n' Roll but also forever set the bar for the stage out- fits worn by Rock 'n' Rollers - is still grimacing and oozing sexuality in front of thousands on a nightly basis. A year and a half-plus removed from the start of the "Bridges To Babylon" extravaganza - the Rolling Stones, a band that borrowed its name from a Muddy Waters song, are back on the road. With Jagger minus a billion-dollar blonde better-half, with no new album in- toe and no plans to retum to the studio anytime soon and Keith Richards voice sounding even more like steel Aol's tango with the inside of your garbage dis- posal - the band is blasting its way across the country and the world with the "No Security" tour. The tour will hit the Palace of Auburn Hills Monday night. But the latest mad show, which kicked off with a night oftomfoolery in Oakland, Jan. 25, has aheady faced its share ofset- backs. A spat in late January between warring record labels forced puink-rock- ing Green Day to abandon plans to open for the Stones at five Midwestern venues including The Palace. Less than a week into life on the road, two shows in San Jose, Calf., were canceled when Mick Jagger took ill. The front-man's bout with the. flu comes while a fierce legal battle still rages between Jagger - dubbed "Jumping Jack Cash" by European tabloids - and his estranged wife,Texas- born model Jerry Hall, over the end of the couple'seight-year marriage. But even after 1998 - a year when critics concluded rock 'n' roll collectively flushed itself down the toilet after slitting its own wrists with a butter knife --"No Security" seems to be generating Jagger- without-a-shirt-on levels of excitement among fans, promoters and even critics. "We're on a roll, you know," Jagger told reporters in November of last year when plans for the 1999 tour were made public. And with promoters still drooling over profit margins of the more-critically- acclaimed-than-anyone-expected "Bridges to Babylon,"was ready to argue. "No Security" is not quite the traveling circus fans were treated to last year,how- ever. "Babylon" opened featuring a multi- million-dollar, Egyptian-motif stage that came alive in a mid-show mess of gears and moving platforms and transported the band to the middle of the crowd for a few quick numbers. The tour also began on the heels of the release of the mediocre album of the same name - a CD com- plete with two fairly-well-received singles "Anybody Seen My Baby" and "Saint of Me." Finally, the tour sported on-stage duets in faraway places including Buenos Aires with the likes of Bob Dylan. The "No Security" tour offers set lists of the same mix of older classics and See STONES, Page 10B heart and sensitivity. Michigan Theater, 603 E. Liberty St. 4:10 p.m. $5.50 Hilary and Jackie See Sunday. 7 &9:30 p.m. MUSIC Acoustic Open Mic Has the halo on the football stadium got you feeling down? Let your feelings out with a mic that is open. Tap Room, 201 W. Michigan Ave., Ypsilanti, 482-5320. 9:30 p.m. Free. Jazz Plus! It will take a good effort plus a lot of luck for a Jazz victory over Maurice Taylor and the Los Angeles Clippers tonight. Pease Auditorium, Eastern Michigan University College Pl. at W. Cross, Ypsilanti, 487-4380. 8 p.m. Free. The Rolling Stones Yeah they've been on the road for 40 years and they're older than your grandparents, but Mick still has more sexuality in his left pinky fingernail then the rest of us have in our entire bodies. You might say, they're big- ger than Jesus - even if they never actually said it. Far away, expensive seats are still available. The Palace, 2 Championship Dr., Auburn Hills, (248) 377-0100. 7:30 p.m. $24-60. ALTERNATIVES Lonnie Hull Dupont Author leads this Guild House Writers Series with a workshop on how to publish in poet- ry journals. Guild House, 802 Monroe St. 8:30 p.m. Lecture Sister Helen Prejean will speak about capital punishment at the 4th Annual Exhibition of Art by Michigan Prisoners. Rackham, 915 East Washington St., 913-4849. 3 p.m. ------- - Tuesday CAMPUS CINEMA Bagdad Cafe (1987) A quirky fable about a stranded German woman who meets up with a charming group of mis- fits at a desert diner called 1 Cafe, and finds a home. She trouble dealing with her trou but the group of eccentrics helps her out. Michigan Thea Liberty St. 7 p.m. $5.50. Hilary And Jackie See Sun p.m. MUSiC Blind Pig Showcase Night watch local bands includir Spedrock and Big Buford stuff. Blind Pig, 208 S. 1s 8555. 9 p.m. Free. Kodo Best band ever mar Center, 121 Fletcher St., 8 p.m. $26-36. Take a Chance Tuesdays show's as catchy as its n all who attend should be i good time. The Ark, 316 761-1451. 8 p.m. Free. University Chamber Orche Kenneth Kiesler conducts orchestra in classic piece Ginastera's "Variaciones Concertantes." Rackham 915 E. Washington, 764-2 p.m. Wednesd; CAMPUS CINEMA Bab El-Oued City (1994) a young baker -fed up w sermons and readings cor collection of loudspeakers by Muslim fundamentalist out the city -- rips out th throwing them in the sea. Theater, 603 E. Liberty St $5.50 Mississippi Masala (1992 attractive, enterprising bli love with a young Indian w North Campus Chrysler CE 2121 Bonisteel. 7 p.m. Fr Hilary And Jackie See Sund