The University's Visiting Writer's Series hosts Robert Boswell. Although he's not from Roswell, Boswell will fully disclose some of his fiction, a collection of books that includes "American Owned Love." Rackham Amphitheater. Thursday at 5 p.m. Free. Tuesday February 16, 1999 AJRTStigau&ug Tomorrow in Daily Arts: U Daily Arts returns with a review of tomorrow night's "Dawson's Creek," the second episode of the Enlightening. *I 'Message' best if thrown to sharks By Bryan Lak Daily Arts Writer The titular bottle of "Message in a Bottle" is a beauti- ful aqua glass number, stuffed with a small but powerful- ly gushy letter that breaks the hearts of all the romantics who hear its heartfelt words. "Message in a Bottle" itself is much like that bottle: It's gorgeously crafted, largely empty and completely trans- parent but is sure to make the less-discerning romantic fall Courtesy o frPrmount Nicolas Cage briefs Gary Sinise In "Snake Eyes." Cage rolls worst for 'SnakeEys Message in a Bottle At Briarwood and Showcase head over heels. Directed by Luis Mandoki, who created the equally sappy "When A Man Loves a Woman," this "Bottle" unfurls like a two- and-a-quarter hour postcard from the idyllic North Carolina coast with some extra remnants of a plot thrown in for extra oomph. For lack of a better term, "Bottle" is oomphless - it would have been better off as a wordless postcard. In between the impossibly sumptuous vistas of schooners and campfires and sunsets and author in record time and finds a lonely, single man in tight pants who happens to look like Costner and who has a cool dad who happens to look like Newman, urging him to get over his dead wife and pursue this spunky big city girl. With a character that can be broken down to "spunky big city girl; the talented Penn, who rarely works in big Hollywood films, seems to be settling for Meg Ryan 's leftovers here and she does well with what she's given to do, which is reading letters and looking radiant. Newman also makes Dodge his own, in spite of the one-dimensionality that plagues the production. Newman injects more vitality and depth into the frame with one quick glance than can be retrieved from all the longing close-ups of the shallow pools of Costner's eyes. Costner isn't all bad, though. He appears to be in shape and finds the spark in his character when sharing the screen with Newman but, sadly, has no chemistry with hi- leading lady and makes the formerly glamorous sport of sailing look about as appealing as postapocalyptic mail delivery. But "The Postman" this "Message" is not - it's mild- ly entertaining in a slick, formulaic kind of way but damns itself when it adheres too closely to melodramatic con- ventions, meaning, of course, that someone important has to die. Neither the dead nor the living of "Message in a Bottle" are the focus of the soft-focus two hours. No, that honor belongs, again, to the amazing cine- matography, courtesy of Caleb Deschanel. 5 But even the most beautiful of shots of schooners and Kevin Costner's ass cannot make the hap-hazardly bottled "Message" worth fishing out of the proverbial ocean of mid-winter Hollywood sludge. By Matthew Barrett and Kristin Long Daily Arts Writers Big money, big money ... "Snake Eyes!" Practicing the policy of quantity over quality, Nicolas Cage stars in this lame thriller about a murder at a box- ing match. This movie is about as painful as 3 a Muhammad Ali knock- New On out punch or Video This a Mike Week Tyson ear nip. Minnie Driver hunts, for good will in the period piece "The Governess." Since lighting up the sky in "Good Will Hunting," Driver has pouted, complained, been nominated for an Oscar, attended a few premieres and starred in this movie that did little to make us forget her per- formance in "Hard Rain." Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman deal from the bottom of the deck as two bewitching sisters struggling to find some hot lovin' in "Practical Magic." Ever since slamming onto the screen in "Speed," Bullock has done her best to convince the American movie going public that she cannot act, and this is another fine example. Rumor has it sleight-of-hand maestro Ricky Jay makes a cameo as a bottom-deck dealing warlock. While this cannot be confirmed, even the possibility of Jay appearing with his trusty deck of cards should be enough to convince people to rent this love story for Valentine's, a few days removed. Sports fans disgusted by the NBA lockout, the halo on Michigan Stadium (take it down), the New York Yankees, and the idea of a new Tiger Stadium should sprint to video stores today for "Without Limits," the story of distance runner Steve Prefontaine. Starring Billy Crudup as the title character and Donald Sutherland as his coach, the film follows Pre in his quest to be the best. This heart pumping story should make you strive for greatness in both life and the all important mad dash to the video counter. Happy jog- ging. lighthouses and the gracefully breaking Atlantic, the film tells a tedious tale already familiar to many as Nicholas Sparks' bestseller and familiar to all others as something they've surely seen before. "Message" hands the audience the stock romance-film characters of harried single mom Theresa (Robin Wright Penn), the sensitive, wordless widower Garret Blake (Kevin Costner) and Garret's wise, wisecracking, recover- ing-alcoholic dad Dodge (Paul Newman). Courtesy of Warner Brothers Robin Wright Penn snuggles up to Kevin Costner. What the film chooses to do with these characters is similarly predictable. Jogging on a Cape Cod beach during some much need- ed R&R from The Chicago Tribune, researcher Theresa finds said message in said bottle, is touched by its mus- ings and mixed metaphors about love, death, home and "true north" and trudges the letter back to the Tribune, where it becomes a sensation with her coworkers and the entire city. And because she's in "research" and because this is a Kevin Costner movie, she tracks down the message's Black Sabbath wins over hearts4 By Adlin Rol Daily ArtsWriter Black Sabbath. The mere mention of that name brings awe and respect to Black Sabbath Palace of Auburn Hilils Feb. 14, 1999 musicians every- where. The group has had numerous line-ups courtesy of guitar player Tony lommi, who has kept the band going. The line-up that has had the most influence and has striked immense awe in the mnusic world, however, was the original: Ozzy Osbourne's vocals, '60s amid the hey day of flower power and such to sing about dark sorcery, sci- fi horror imagery and all that was anti- hippie. The Metal world was born and, up to now, children of this world still continue to invade our own. Metallica, Korn, Marilyn Manson, Slayer and countless other bands have all been touched by the influence of these "Metal Gods." On this past Valentines day, the origi- nal legendary line-up graced The Palace with their immense presence. Having the honor of opening for Black Sabbath were the Deftones and Pantera, two bands who are quickly ascending into legendary sta- tus today. A triple bill of such degree is nothing short of a heavy music fan's greatest dream coming to life! Unfortunately, Deftones were not able to play, as their equipment had been stolen earlier on in the day. The show must go on, or so they say, so Pantera, with a huge skull and axes banner erected behind them, ended up onstage a full half hour earlier than. scheduled, and ripped into "Domination." All four of the long-haired members of the group looked as though they had just got done with a night's worth of drinking and partying. Pantera looked rough and its performance was brutal. The group's set list completely ignored any material from its "Great Southern Trendkill" release and was made up of material from its previous three albums. Singer Philip Anselmo thanked the crowd gra- ciously for showing up and talked about how much of an honor it was to open for Black Sabbath. Not too long after, the lights in the Palace went out again and the crowd erupted into a loud roar. The stage set resembled a neo-gothic prayer altar with a big screen on the back framed in an elaborately decorated border. Black Geezer Butler on Bass, Bill Ward on drums and Tony lommi on guitar. The group came into prominence in the late on V-Day Sabbath elevated on-stage amid a smoke covered stage floor through trap doors' and then went into "War Pigs." The show was a plethora of sights and sounds treating the senses. Although the band members were all showing the obvious signs of aging, the music still sounded vital and invigorating. The sights and sound came into its best incar- nation when the group played "Black Sabbath" (the song of their namesake) where the towering staffs became flam- ing torches and red-tinted lights covere* everything. Ozzy and bass player Geezer Butler were the two most animate members on- stage. Ozzy was consistently jumping around and riling the crowd, "Come on, I know this town, I know you can get cra- zier than that! Do whatever you want, I want to see you all going crazy now!" Geezer was just constantly thrashing where he stood and flailing his hair. Drummer Bill Ward and guitarist Ton Iommi were a little more reserved and chose instead to concentrate on just play- ing their parts. All the Sabbath classics were per- formed. "Sweet Leaf," "Children of The Grave" and "Electric Funeral" were all present and accounted for. Finally, the band performed an encore with "Paranoid" and ended its set. Ozzy ended the set by telling the audience, "We want you all to get home safely so we can come back and kick your asses again!" Spring Break '99 32 HRS OF ALL-YOU-CAN-DRINK FREE IN CANCUN FROM $419 Final Chance Dropping Prices! Huge Discount!! PARTY PARTY PARTY CALL NOW Island 800-657-4048 -4Tours www.41slandtours.conm Live with British students in the very center of Oxford as an Associate Student of a medieval Oxford college. Summer and graduate study I