Lloyd Kaufman speaks at Borders tonight. The cofounder of Troma Studios and author of "All I Need to Know About Filmmaking I Learned From 'The Toxic Avenger,'" the story of the studio's questionable tactics, explains his filmmaking techniques. 7 p.m. LT Check out reviews of the new films "Shakespeare in Love" and "A Civil Action." Friday January 8, 1999 5 U. Hanks, Ryan make 'Mail' work Courtesy of Columbia Pictures Susan Sarandon and Julia Roberts bond in "Stepmom." By Kristin Long Daily Arts Writer What attracts us to films starring Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan is the endearingly realistic quali- ties that both actors carry with their characters. It is a trait that allows us to imagine that perhaps something so romantic or unique can actually happen to us, or maybe to someone we know. For the latest Hanks-Ryan flick, "You've Got Mail," "Sleepless in Seattle" scribe and director Nora Ephron reunites the wholesome pair in a romantic-comedy that bears all the essential ele- ments for a fine romance: friendship, frustration and infatuation. Ryan plays the owner of an independent chil- dren's bookstore, Kathleen Kelly, and adds her charming charisma and personality to a role that was obviously fashioned for her. It is a wonder, however, that the Foreign Press Association has given her a Golden Globe nomination for Best Actress in a comedy, for this is a character-type that Ryan usually plays - which, of course, the audience adores - but it is nonetheless far from a challenge for Hollywood's sweetheart. The object of her affection is none other than her nemesis Joe Fox (Hanks), whose family mega-bookstore, Fox Books, has set up camp in the same neighborhood as Kathleen's The Shop Around The Corner. Fox Books, with its immense book selection, discounts and the "legal addictive stimulant" sold at the espresso bar, threatens to put the decade-old business of nice-girl Kathleen out of commission. Ryan's and Hanks' characters are so compati- ble because Hanks, as the evil Big Business giant, is everything we don't want to like in terms of what people will do for business and Ryan, as the daughter who took over her mother's dream business, is everything we want to love about Stepm , iom stalls ingooey plot By Bryan Lark Daily Arts Writer Real life best friends Julia Roberts and Susan Sarandon have long searched for a project that would allow both actresses meaty roles worth sinking their teeth into. "Stepmom" must have seemed the perfect project to play against their friendly public personas. As bitter new girlfriend Isabel Kelly and even more bitter ex-wife Jackie Harrison, Roberts and Sarandon, respectively, get to be arch rivals for the attention of Luke Harrison (Ed Harris) and the affec- tion of Jackie and Luke's two end- lessly adorable children. Some of their barbs as bitter ene- ies have bite, examples of which can be found throughout the film: "I think she's pretty," says munchkin- magician Ben (Liam Aiken), to which his mother tartly replies, "Sure, if you like big teeth" or "You're not my mother," screamed b &~ Stepmom ** At Briarwood and Showcase with burgeon- ing bitterness by Anna (Jena Malone), to which hip, urban Isabel yells, "And thank God for that!" Aside from some pithy badmouthing, "Step m o m," unfortunately for Roberts and Sarandon, is the warm and fuzzy, sad-funny "Mrs. Doubtfire," "Stepmom," though gor- geous and mildly entertaining, never rises above its chick flick trappings, which were originated by "Terms of Endearment" and include laughs, tears, cancer, loud and hurtful argu- ments, heartwarming reconcilia- tions, and the systematic shipping away of all adult males. As if Columbus was not making perfectly clear that the film belonged to its leading ladies, he allows Ed Harris to disappear almost complete- ly after 45 minutes, which is a mis- take since the versatile Harris can make any film better just by acting with his considerable forehead. But "Stepmom" is far from devoid of great acting. In fact, Roberts does some of her best, most grown-up work here and Sarandon is effortless- ly brilliant. Even the kids are refreshingly nat- ural. Jena Malone is perhaps the most intense 12-year-old ever pro- jected onto a screen and Liam Aiken's infectious laugh and mis- chievous behavior approaches Julia Roberts heights in the cuteness department. All of this talent, however, is in service of a choppy, paint-by-num- bers script, not surprising consider- ing the words come courtesy of five separate screenwriters from five dif- ferent drafts. This places the wasted potential of "Stepmom" squarely in the cheese department, where it joins absurd chunks of death-obsessed Velveeta like "Untamed Heart,' "Boys on the Side," and this year's earlier moldy truffle, "One True Thing." Sarandon, the film's one true thing, as it were, has remarked that her character in "Stepmom" is so bit- ter because of the frumpy clothes she has to wear, while Roberts trollops around in leather pants. Indeed, "Stepmom" suffers a simi- lar fate, though here it is the audi- ence that's bitter because "Stepmom" is trying on "Terms of Endearment"'s clothes and they just don't fit. You've Got Mail At Briarwood and Showcase -,-. 4 individuals in business for all the right reasons. Their love-struck identities are kept hidden from each other through the wonders of e-mail, and it's a shame that a majority of the first half of the film is concentrated on the e-mails the two send each other instead of sharing the screen together. The second half of the film almost makes up for the first in that we see Hanks and Ryan feed off of each other's personalities - in person - Around the Corner" carries the same premise as "Mail" only with "real" letters as opposed to electronic ones, and the two are employees of the same store as opposed to owners of different ones. One scene that seems as though it was taken almost word-for-word from the original captures the essence of Hanks-Ryan spirit that one might have thought that only Stewart could have exe- cuted well. It takes place in a cafe where the "pen pals" have arranged to meet, and with the male arriving after the female, he, of course, knows that his beloved correspondent is also his bitter rival. What's to follow? Oh, just a few mind games that have us laughing at the events that follow and embarrassed for the woman who puts her foot in her mouth and washes it down with a bit of tea. In many ways, the original succeeds where "You've Got Mail" falters - particularly with respect to the film's duration. "Mail" clocks in at more than two hours and hurts itself by running its storyline in circles instead of maintaining the momentum of a forward-moving script. This is perhaps also the film's biggest down- fall. While fans of the on-screen pair might think one could never get enough of their wit and appeal, halfway through it's time to move on. The final 30 minutes of "Mail" make up for much of the humdrum that proceeds it, but if every film were based on its final 30 minutes, some audi- ence members might never make it to the end. "You've Got Mail" is do-able because it rests on one quality that makes the Ephron-Hanks- Ryan team work: charm. The film is pure charm which, if anything, makes us enjoy the light- heartedness of the story. Whether a hopeless romantic or an enemy of love, one cannot deny the endearing spirit of Hanks' and Ryan's chemistry. The boredom and dilution of the plot, however, undermine whatever hopes we might have that the film will succeed. while at times these moments are so "Sleepless in Seattle"-like it's nauseating; they are good for a few laughs and for enjoying the talent of the dynamic duo. The film's story is based on the 1940 film comedy "The Shop Around the Corner" starring Jimmy Stewart and Margaret Sullivan. "The Shop Courtesy of Warner Brothers Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan fall in love - again - in "You've Got Mall." _ M. .P ostly toothless. An unabashedly gooey melodra- ma, "Stepmom" is a clich6. It's the type of film that exists for the sole purpose of emotionally wrecking the audience for two hours. It's the type of film that treats first snowfalls, Christmas mornings and lip-synching to Motown hits with equal awe. It's the type of film that, ardon the momentary chauvanism, could and should be labelled a chick flick. Directed by Chris Columbus, he of f ORIENTATION & WELCOME TO MICHIGAN SUMMER POSITIONS: REMINDER: There will be a mass meeting for Summer Orientation Leaders positions on January 13'', 6:30 p.m., Angell Hall Aud D. Applications available in Office of New Student Programs. 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