6 - The Michigan Daily - Football Saturday - November 14, 1998 QUICK INFO Novemter 14, 1998 - Fo When columnists from rival schools take on each other in a war of words before a football game, sometimes it's clear that one of them is just... { . , f Wisconsin Record: 9-0 overall (6-0 Big Ten) Coach: Barry Alvarez, 9th year Last meeting: Michigan 26, Wisconsin 16; Nov. 15, 1997 Overall series: Michigan leads (42- 10-1) Key Players: RB Ron Dayne, junior DE Tom Burke, senior OT Aaron Gibson, senior MICHIGAN LEADERS The two-deep - U adger 0 g 0 I I I I I Jiscons ootball? Only for t e cheeseheads Pss PASSING Player Brady Henson Cross C-A 145-233 16-36 0-1 Yds 1708 200 0 BATTLE OF BRAWN The Battle of Brawn might be nearing kickoff, but the battle of the brains took place In Thursday's edition of Daily Sports. Daily Sports Editor Sharat Raju and the Wisconsin Badger-Herald's Dan Alter squared off. You decide who won. his is the time of year Madison is the most beautiful. Trees are bare. Pipes are frozen. Winds are howl- ing off the two lakes, whipping automo- biles into the air. Bars are full. The cheese-buying season is in full swing. Oh yes, it's great to be a Wisconsiner. Growing up in suburban Chicago, I have always had an opinion of Wisconsin. Wisconsin was that place where you knew ets had a cot- tage up there probably in Door County - but you would never want to live somebody whose par- there.I Parents SHARAT would always RAJU drag their kids off to the Dairy Sharat k State instead of in the Dark wasting money on an enjoyable vacation. Parental unit: "Hey kids! We were thinking about going to Disneyland for summer vacation ... but the Wisconsin Dells are just as fun. They've got Tommy Bartlett's Robot World!" Child: "Damn" During pro football season, Wisconsin's presence was always felt in Chicago, especially when Green Bay was in town. Thed, the world had that dirty feel to it. I was scared to leave my house, in fear that a cheesehead-wearing lunatic would start gesticulating wildly, screaming about the greatness of Bart Starr or Don Majikowski or Brett Favre. But I have to admit, of all the places in Wisconsin that are backwards, the least backwards is Madison. While help- ing my brother move into Ogg East Hall this year, I enjoyed the campus quite a bit. Madison has that ambiance, that quaint feel that reminds me of Ann Arbor. There is a distinct difference between the two universities, however, and that difference is in the football programs. Normally at this time of year, football season is essentially over for the Badgers, with a team relegated to the spoiler role. Michigan is almost always still in the bowl picture, if not already on its way to a Rose Bowl showdown against Ohio State. Bitt a funny thing happened to the Badgers en route to basketball season: The Wisconsinfootball team is actually good. Well, 'good' in a relative sense. The Wisconsin football team is better than the vegetables on its schedule. If the Badgers faced any more tomatoes on its schedule, they could make enough pasta sauce to feed an entire football team. Or at least Aaron Gibson. It's understandable that the Badgers desired a cupcake schedule. Wisconsin has never won a national championship and probably figured that the easiest way to rise to the top would be to play colleges that have been mis- taken for high schools. Wisconsin schedule maker No. 1: "Hmmmmm ... Ohio State isn't on our schedule this year. Let's just play Ohio University. That's close enough." Schedule maker No. 2: "Is there any way we can get Michigan and Penn State off our schedule, too?" Schedule maker No. 1: "We'll work on that for next season." So Wisconsin now has a chance at the Big Ten championship this season - but no real chance at going to the Fiesta Bowl. Such is the glory of this new Bowl Championship Series, which rewards teams for strength of schedule. To be the best, you have to play the best. Consider the difference between the Badgers this year and the Wolverines last year: Michigan took on the toughest schedule in the country, grabbed it by the short-and-curlies and thwarted the Buckeyes in the final game. Then Washington State and the best offense in the nation were stifled by the best defense in the country. The rest, as they say, is history. That's the way everything is done at Michigan - the hard way. This season has been similar. The Wolverines lost the first two games but have regrouped and have a full head of steam. That's the Michigan way of doing things. Apparently, the Wisconsin way is to tiptoe through the regular season until the last two games. Which brings us to the present. As long as quarterback Mike Samuel doesn't go into a fit of alcoholic rage and 'running' back Ron Dayne actually plays against the Wolverines on Saturday, the Badgers may actually be smelling roses again. But there will be no Fiesta in Madison this year. - Sharat Raju can be reached via e- mail at sraju(,umich. edu. Madision knows how to ... Fiesta?2 Today 2=, sms Michigan Stadium RUSHING Player Att Thomas 115 C.Williams 75 : Fargas 71 Cross 23 : Shea 13 Jackson 12 Henson 3 Knight 2 Dreisbach 1 Vinson 1 Brady 37 RECEIVING Player No.1 Streets 41 f Knight 29 Tuman 23 Terrell 11 Thomas 11 C.Williams 9 Shea 8 Bryant 6 Jackson 6 Campbell 6 Johnson 5 Walker 3 Fargas 1 Feely 1 Thompson 1 PUNTING PlayerN V'insonA KICKOFF RETURNS Player No. Fargas 15 Thomas 5 C. W iams 5 Schanski 3 Brooks 1 Campbell 1 PUNT RETURNS Player No. Whitley 16 Knight 9 Streets 2 Terrell 2 Patmon 1 Yds 464 354 260 125 65 45 25 4 .3 "25 -84 Yds 647 410 213 112 82 61 76 67 60 48 100 25 5 2 0 Avg 4.0 4.7 3.7 54 5.0 3.8 8.3 2.0 -3.0 -25.0 -2.3 Avg 15.8 14.1 9.3 10.2 7.5 6.8 9.5 11.2 100 8.0 20.0 8.3 5.0 2.0 0.0 TD 10 3 0 Lg 69 58 27 66 13 9 17 3 -3 0 17 L9 76 51 22 32 41 21 26 16 17 13 28 18 5 2 0 Int 7 1 TO 6 0 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 TO 8 1 1 2 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Split End 88 Chris Chambers 22 Nick Davis Short Tackle 75 Chris McIntosh 22 Mark Tauscher Short Gaurd 60 Bill Ferrario 69 Jeremy Dox Center 70 Casey Rabach 53 Rob Roell Long Guard 54 David Costa 53 Rob Roell Long Tackle 79 Aaron Gibson 66 Pat Daley Tight End 89 Eric Grams 85 John Sigmund Quarterback 10 Mike Samuel 12 Scott Kavanaugh Tailback 33 Ron Dayne 4 Eddie Faulkner Fullback 37 Cecil Martin 41 Chad Kuhns Flanker 1 Ahmad Merritt 7 Willie Austin Kicker 28 Matt Davenport 20 Vitaly Pisetsky n O z z 0 z -H) .._.. - m W W N' W a U or all the time those stuffy Michigan students spend with their heads buried in books, you'd think a few of them could have taken Mythology 101. After all, practically everything that their beloved university is based on - from the hallowed "Michigan mystique"° to their supposed academic excellence to DAN years of athletic success - is steeped in a ALTER whole lot of fiction and very little fact. Wisconsin The notion of Michigan's superiority is as Badger-Herald much a myth as Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny or a talented Spice Girl. The scores of Wisconsin fans descending on Ann Arbor this weekend will not find the type of bustling, energized campus they are accustomed to. Instead, they'll discover a town filled with pseudo-intellectuals who sit around at cof- feehouses sipping on their non-fat vanilla lattes. Compared to the wild ride that is Madison, Ann Arbor is sort of a uni- versity with training wheels; a campus that boasts only four bars and even fewer attractive coeds. When some Wolverine friends of mine came to Madison last year for the Wisconsin-Michigan game, they found out all of this information first hand. For weeks they had been jawing endlessly about not only their impending gridiron tri- umph, but the superiority of their institution as a whole. After a few short hours in Madtown, my overmatched friends had already changed their tune. They were amazed by the majestic beauty of the campus, undying spirit of the students and the plethora of fine drink- ing establishments. After sampling a few too many of the lat- ter, my friends were begging for mercy, and they barely man- aged to escort themselves back to my apartment. When I arrived home, they were sprawled on the living room floor in a disgusting pile of human refuse. Apparently, in Ann Arbor, bedtime comes before bartime. All this is understandable, since they hail from a campus that is essentially devoid of any social scene and offers very little else besides an impressive assortment of libraries. In fact, the nicest thing about Ann Arbor is that it only takes about 10 minutes to drive through it. Actually, there is one other landmark that's worth checking out if you have the misfortune of driving through Ann Arbor. Venerable Michigan Stadium has been home to some of the most memorable college football games in recent memory, and this weekend's tilt has the potential to be included on that list. As the resident Rodney Dangerfields of college football, the Badgers have managed to enter the game as a three- point underdog despite an undefeated record and a higher ranking than the underachieving Wolverines. Pundits have questioned Wisconsin all season, pointing to their soft schedule as a reason to leave them out of the Fiesta Bowl picture. Today, Wisconsin will have a little fiesta of its own in Michigan Stadium. It'll take more than a bookish Michigan math major to explain to me how the middling Wolverine offense will be able to move the ball against the vaunted Badger defense. Wisconsin ranks first in the country against the rush, and Michigan couldn't even establish a ground game two weeks ago against Minnesota, finishing that contest with minus-23 yards rushing. Then there's the weighty matter of contending with Ron Dayne, the Badgers' linebacker-sized tailback. The Great Dayne is averaging more yards per game (141) than the entire Michigan team, and his totals have topped the century mark every time he has suited up this season. Michigan safe- ty Marcus Ray didn't seem to be looking forward to knock- ing helmets with Wisconsin's human bowling ball when I chatted with him this summer. "If I see Ron Dayne breaking through that line and he's coming at me full steam, I think I just might lie down," Ray said. That would undoubtedly be the only intelligent thing Ray has done in months. About the only thing Ray wasn't yapping about heading into the season is the very thing everyone seems to be talk- ing about now: Wisconsin's schedule. There is no question that the Badgers' slate hasn't been stellar, but if they defeat Michigan and Penn State back-to-back to end the regular season, there's no question they deserve an Alliance bowl berth. Meanwhile, Michigan can get back to the business of another 8-4 season under Lloyd Carr. A team stacked with the type of talent the Wolverines have every year should be a national title contender each season, not once every 50 years. Sure, there's something to be said for the past and Michigan's impressive 1997 season. Badger fans were more than a little jealous watching the Wolverines play in Pasadena last January. But since Wisconsin is now in the dri- ver's seat for the Rose Bowl, it's much healthier to look at the glass as half full: At least we're not sentenced to four years in Ann Arbor. - Dan Alter is the Sports Editor of the Wisconsin Badger-Herald. No. Yd 3Avg g 45 1786 39.7 55 W z W w w Q 0 Right End 96 John Favret 9 Sam Mueller Right Tackle 98 Eric Mahlik 58 Chris Janek Left Tackle 78 Ross Kolodziej 92 Brandon Williams Left End 74 Tom Burke 99 Jake Sprague Outside Linebacker 29 Bob Adarnov 45 Dan Lisowski Linebacker 16 Chris Ghidorzi 49 Nick Greisen Linebacker 44 Donnel Tiompson 42 Ben Herbert Conerback 36 Mark Echols 24 Donte King Free Safety 8 Jason Doering 26 Bobby Myers Strong Safety 34 Leonard Taylor 15 Tim Rosga Cornerback 2 Jamar Fletcher 6 Joey Boese Punter 14 Kevin Stemke 23 Eric Skrzypchak Split End 86 Tai Streets 9 DiAllo Johnson Left Tackle 79 Jeff Backus 72 Ben Mast Left Guard 76 Steve Hutchil 71 Jeff Potts Center 67 David Brandt 64 Steve Frazier Right Guard 64 Steve Frazier 54 Maurice Willi Right Tackle 77 Jon Jansen 74 Jason Brooks Defensive End 90 Juaquin Feaze 99 Jake Frysinge Defensive Tackle 94 Eric Wilson o 91 Josh Williams Nose Tackle 58 Rob Renes 60 Nate Miller Outside Linebaci 56 James Hall 59 Grady Brooks Outside Linebacl 55 Dhani Jones 43 Clint Copenh Cornerback 30 Andre Weath 3 Todd Howard DEFENSE Player Sword Hendricks Jones Hall Gold Whitley Renes Weathers Jordan Patmon J. Williams Feazel I Frysinger G. Brooks Brackins Ray Miller Wilson Peterson Howard Schanski Foote Kratus Jacson Shea McCall Copenhaver Fargas Epstein Sechler Young Singletary Rosel l Streets Campbell K. Jackson Smokevitch Bryant Terrell Jansen Coleman Sacks 2 2 3 6 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 4 2 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 c Yds 305 135 116 39 0 16 Yds 142 50 5 15 3 Solo 64 40 31 29 31 27 24 28 29 23 20 15 15 14 14 12 10 8 11 9 7 8 5 4 3 1 3 3 3 3 2 3 2 2 2 1 1 1 1 0 0 Avg 20.3 27.0 23.2 13.0 0.0 16.0 Avg 8.9 5.6 2.5 7.5 30 Asst 21 18 17 16 12 13 13 6 4 7 9 12 7 6 6 6 8 6 3 4 4 2 0 0 1 3 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 1 Lg9 29 45 32 15 0 16 L9 25 10 5 13 0 TD 0 0 0 0 0 0 TD 0 0 0 0 0 Total 85 58 48 45 43 40 37 34 33 30 29 27 22 20 20 18 18 14 14 13 11 10 5 4 4 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 2 2 2 2 1 1 1 1 1 Staff Picks - all picks made against the spread. * Guest selectors have been rotating throughout the season. Last week's guest selector was University President Lee Bollinger. Game (HOME TEAM IN CAPS) MICHIGAN (-3) vs. Wisconsin PENN STATE (-24) vs. Northwestern TENNESSEE (-10) vs. Arkansas Florida State (-26) vs. WAKE FOREST FLORIDA (-31) vs. South Carolina Purdue (-1.5) vs. MICHIGAN STATE INDIANA (-4) vs. Minnesota TEXAS A&M (-5.5) vs. Missouri- Ohio State (-25) vs. IOWA KANSAS STATE (-10) vs. Nebraska UCLA (-7.5) vs. WASHINGTON OREGON (even) vs. Arizona State Best Bet Last Week (best bet) Overall (best bet) SHARAT RAJU L- MARK SNYDER JIM ROSE Michigan Penn State Tennessee Florida State South Carolina Purdue Indiana Missouri Ohio State Nebraska UCLA Oregon Indiana 6-5-1 (1-0) 59-48-2 (6-3) Michigan Penn State Tennessee Florida State South Carolina Michigan State Indiana. Missouri Ohio State Nebraska Washington Oregon Nebraska 3-8-1.(0-1) 44-63-2 (3-6) Michig Northwes Tenness Florida S Florid Purdu Indiar Texas A Ohio St Nebras UCLU Arizona S Nebras 6-51(1 51-56-2 ( I