Roxbury Sclose its 'doors, I~ The Michigan Daily - Wednesday, October 7, 1998 - 11 'Soldier' is high in cinema rank By Matthew Barrett Daily Arts Writer Based on the novel of the same name by Kaylie Jones, daughter of author James Jones, "A Soldier's Daughter Never Cries" is the semi-autobiographical story of an eccentric American family living in France in the '60s and '70s. The drama follows two children from their preschool days up until their time in high school with an accuracy and knowing touch that is all too rare for com- ing-of-age movies. Kris Kristofferson plays Bill, the rough and tough head of the Willis family. On one side, the former soldier is now a poker-playing author who cusses, smokes, drinks and seems to consider himself a real man's man. Yet, the By Chris Cousino Daily Arts Writer A question on everyone's mind is, "How can Hollywood possibly make a 90-minute feature film out of a four- minute SNL skit about two hapless losers who freak girls at a nightclub to She tune of 'What is Love?"' Well, the obvious answer is that it can't be done well and the film "A Night at the Roxbury" proves it. "A Night at the Roxbury" brings to the big screen the SNL characters Doug and Steve Butabi, created by and starring Chris Kattan and Will Ferrell. The Butabi brothers are spoiled losers who have just a few goals in life: to eet chicks, to get into the ritzy club he Roxbury and one day, to open their own night club. Dancing into their dreams in a film full of neon glitz but no glamour is their rich workaholic father. Alicia Silverstone's "Clueless" daddy Dan Hedaya again plays the father as Kamehl Butabi, and is rele- gated to his similar, previous roles as an uptight, intense loudmouth. Hedaya does his usual shtick in delivering such onderfully, poetic sentence frag- ents as, "Useless" and "Idiot boy!" Idiot boy Doug shares several heated encounters with his father, A Night at who at one point the Roxbury orders him to get dressed and go * downstairs and At Briarwood Doug whines, "I and Showcase don't want to," and runs into the bathroom and slams the door. Wait a second, these guys are how old? Just old enough to appease the mall-going high school kids whom the filmmakers are targeting with "A Night at the Roxbury." . Doug and Steve still share the same room and mooch off of their parents, with whom they're living. When Doug's plastic mom kisses him good- bye, he asks Steve, "Did Mom get lip- stick on me?" Steve intuitively replies, "Yeah, but it looks like you were mak- ing out." These Butabi brothers are goofball kids who act like they're in the midst a a A Soldier's Daughter Never Crie At State character also has a very touching soft spot and his conversations with his daughter are well written and on the mark. Kristofferson delves into the part and his off-the-cuff remarks provide good shots of humor. The story starts when Bill and his wife Marcella (Barbara Hershey) adopt 6-year-old Billy, an orphan from France, to add to their daughter Channe, who is about the same age. The children don't like each other at the beginning but the development of their friendship, conversations with their parents and days in school make a connection. Writers James Ivory and Ruth But the makers of the movie were able to make the change effortlessly, and the movie is able to build on its earlier momentum rather than experience any sort of a decline. The main reason for the smooth transition is the two young actors who step into the children's roles. Leelee Sobieski, last seen as Elijah Wood's wife in "Deep Impact," plays Channe, a teen struggling to strike a bal- ance between family and friends. In a cast of well-known actors, Sobieski is the glue that holds the film together. The role of Channe is at the cen- ter of the movie and Sobieski a delight to watch on screen whether she's talking to her parents about sexual relationships or getting ready for a date in front of the mirror. Equally impressive is Jesse Bradford as the uninspired Billy. Unable to make friends at school, Billy seems more than happy to stay at home with his parents and watch television. Billy wants nothing to do with his past or any information that his birth mother may have left him. As the story moves on, this becomes a point of increasing tension between him and Marcella. The lives of the two children are further complicated when Bill decides to move back to America because of his deteriorating health and the fact that he doesn't want his children to turn into "Euro-trash brats." Director and co-writer James Ivory ("The Remains of the Day") handles the story with care and doesn't allow it to slip into a cliche coming-of-age tale. And although the movie is more about a story than fancy shots, Ivory still manages to include several tricky and interesting shots or sequences in the story. If the film has a weakness, it is in the over-the-top act- ing by Hershey or the fact that it is hard to believe that parents would allow their children to do so much and be so open with them at such a young age. But these are minor qualms about an otherwise enjoyable movie that should serve as a launching pad for the careers of its two young stars. r E D STUDENT SPECIALS T 0 :Oil Changes *Tune Ups JD *Winterizations E T :Complete Auto Repair Foreign and Domestics A IR Serviced Courtesy of Paramount Pictures Score! Or not. Chris Kattan and Will Ferrell star In the lame "Night at the Roxbury." of puberty, yet the actors that play them are in their late 20s. They don't have a clue about life, the real world or dealing with people like 1991 award recipient for "Male Star of Tomorrow" Richard Grieco. After hitting their van with his Ferrari, Grieco, who plays the only role he could pull off, gets the two Butabis into the Roxbury as a favor to avoid any lawsuits. They ask Grieco, "So is Johnny Depp meeting you here?" and he replies with a solemn "No." Ha ha. Providing other slightly amusing nuances is club owner Mr. Zadir, played by Chazz Palminteri. Palminteri is funny only because 75 percent of his lines are utterly point- less as he repeatedly questions, "Did you just grab my ass?" Ass grabbin', dance freakin' and neon flashin' surround the Butabis at the Roxbury, a place Doug observes to be on "hottie overload." Here the core of their skit shows through as the guys meander through a colorful sea of babes, saying, "What's up?" to every one of them. When two sexy vixens, played by Elisa Donovan and Gigi Rice, partner up with the boys to dance. Ferrell and Kattan explode into their famous SNL freaky, jerky dance grooves. These grooves are so wildly uncon- trolled, it is funny to watch the twosome accidentally slam and knock the women on the ground. Funny, though, for about five seconds. After this initial wildness the dancing between the two couples becomes very refined and moves into a nicely choreographed (I'm not kidding) dance sequence to the music of another dance party necessity "This is Your Night." Doug, Steve and the two babes shake their booties, flap their arms and dance their goofy hearts out in a scene that has brief excitement compared with the other senseless drivel found in the film. Joining the song "This is Your Night," the soundtrack of "A Night at the Roxbury" is littered with a pletho- ra of tunes from any of the Ultimate Dance Party albums. Along with No Mercy's "Where Do You Go," The Trammps' "Disco Inferno' and that La- Da-Da-Di-Da-Da-Da song, the Bee Gee's ultimate dancing classic "Stayin Alive" makes an entrance in a series of shots of Doug and Steve strutting down the street - a sequence copied right from the openj~g of "Saturday Night Fever,' canted hgles and all. This music has a small part though, in comparison to Haddaway's "What is Love," the same tune heard in the SNL skit. This song days constantly through- out the film, trying to bring amusement for whenever tie guys hear it they bob their heads lef lto right - in the car, in the elevator, in he club, etc. These scene get old very, very fast and prove again that there isn't much to the characters 'r the comedy of this four -minute skit t at shouldn't have been fully realized n cinematic film. This shallov4, uncomedic picture falls into the dregs of other SNL classics like "The Coneheads," "Stuart Saves His Family" and the direct-to-video "It's Pat: The Movie." Why Amy Heckerling produced this project is beyond me. Then again, she's footing some of the bill for the reprehensible "Clueless" TV series. "A Night at the Roxbury" is a night well wated. Prawer Jhabvala must have first-hand knowledge about the younger generation because the children come off as any 6-year-old might and not just as a cute kid. 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