12 - The Michigan Daily - Tuesday, September 22, 1998 Lane's new NBC comedy bound for no 'Encore' By Ed Sholinsky Daily Arts Writer The cruel irony of the new TV season is that the crap no one watched last season is replaced by crap no one is going to watch this season. So, let's welcome "Encore! Encore!" to the crapfest! Not only will audiences not be calling out this Nathan Lane vehicle for an encore, but many will pray that the show just dies a quick - yet, hopefully painful -- death. "Encore! Encore!" is just proof that star vehicles - i.e. "The Tony Danza Show" - don't work. The show focuses on Joe Pinoni (Lane), a famous opera tenor in Italy whose vocal cords were scratched while having his stomach pumped. His doctors fear he'll never be able to sing again, a fact that the cruel, arrogant tenor can't deal with. In order to rest his voice, Pinoni returns home to his family's vineyard in the States. Of course, he doesn't fit in with the family who has no interest in his bragging, excessive drinking and womanizing. And neither does the audience. Both the show's writers and Lane make Pinoni unsympathetic - he's a jerk and nobody (not even his family) can really say that they care if he'll ever sing again. After a brief return to Italy for a disastrous comeback. Pinoni comes to terms with the fact that he'll never Encore, perform again. Not that this makes Encore him more tolerable or more human for recognizing his weakness: NBC Rather, it's just the opposite. Tonight at 8.30 p.m "Encore! Encore!'s pilot follows this trajectory with weak humor. The amme enormously talenied Lane has noth- ing to work with, and even his nor- mally dead-on physical comedy is weak. The pilot's script problem is no surprise, however, since the story credit is a laundry list of writers. This can generally sig- nify script problems that no one knew how to fix. So, additional writers in an attempt to repair the script just made the problems even worse. In addition to this, the show had casting problems and took forever to complete. "Encore! Encore!" almost gets some help from Joan Plowright who plays Marie, Joe's mother. Plowright gives Marie a mix of dignity and humor that works for a char- acter that is slowly slipping into senility. Marie spends her social time at the funerals of com- plete strangers and drinks too much. While Plowright gets a few good one-liners, for the most part it is painful to see such a great actress squan- der her talent on this horrible show. The show is made worse by the presence of Glenne Headly as Joe's sister, Francesca. Not only is Headly humorless, but she can't act. In the two episodes screened (the pilot and "I am Joe's Ego") Headly makes one good joke. When discussing proper attire in the workplace, she turns to a bimbo employee and quips, "Haley, thank you for wearing a bra today." One additional piece of non sequitur distracts from tl show. The Pinoni family is supposed to be Italian, bt Plowright is so painfullv English that trying to pass hi ot as Italian is ridiculous. The pilot of some show+s is sometimes poor while ,ut sequent episodes shol that the sho really is high l l ty, "Encore! Encore!" is not ne of those cases. Itst ond episode, '1 am Joe's Ego" is even vorse tIai th pilot is. This episode also revolves around Joe trying to fit i with his long-estranged family. In an attempt to get t know his sister better, Joe takes her out to dinner. Wel things go awry, and the dinner doesn't quite work nu One of these things is the comedy. The good news is "Encore! Encore!" might gL replaced at mid-season - by the end of the year at wors The bad news is, whether at mid-season or next yea "Encore! Encore!" may be replaced by something j bad if not worse. Must see TV indeed. V New video premieres are short of titanic By Matthew Barrett and Aaron Rich Daily Arts%ters Ice Cube, not satisfied with turning beats and acting, steps into the director's chair for "The Players Club." This is the story of a struggling strip- In Video Stores Today per tryin' to make e n d s meet in a crazy world. C u b e writes, directs and stars Wan Kenobi stars as a sanitary engineer who witnesses a vio- lent crime in "Nightwatch"- the film that was in post pro- duction for the lifetime of a small animal. A warning - don't watch this thriller with the lights off. "Dangerous Beauty," which is not the Monica Lewinsky story, stars one of the most beautiful women on Earth, Catherine McCormack, and is the story of a Venetian courtesan who turns Renaissance culture on its head. Oliver Platt plays a silver throated, fat poet who wishes to get under the beauty's corset and that's where the danger comes in. Rufus Sewell suc- ceeds in the titanic task and beds down with the lady. There are great naked scenes for both males and females alike. "My Giant," which is not the Bill Clinton testimony, stars the Washington Wizards post player Gheorghe Muresan as a very tall fella who befriends Billy Crystal. The late great Andre The Giant was originally intended for the part, but the producers were convinced enough with Muresan's acting as a basket- ball player that they cast him. The role would have worked better with Chris Webber, but then again the writers did not want the head character to have a marijuana smoking problem. With the lackluster selec- tion of videos available fans may be inclined to turn to the sinking ship or the sinking president. in the best stripper movie since "Showgirls." Life has been less than ordi- nary for Ewan MacGregor (the next Leo) since "Trainspotting." The next Obi- Courtesy of Monarch Ent" Catherine McCormack Is kissed. ALL-THE HITS, hLL THE TIME* a, gagga real music., A "" =1phone: 663.5800 1140 south university (above goodtime charleys), AA rnmon.-thurs.: 9:00a-10:00p sundays 111 fri. & sat.: 9:00a-11:00p 11:00a-8:00P 3 * i u 4....O S Are you ready to write? Tired of reading books for class? Tired of just listening to new CDs and not being able to tell everyone what you think? Tired of not reading enough stories about Ann Arbor events? Well, this is your last chance to learn about Daily Arts. Tomorrow at 7:30 p.m. will be the final mass meeting. So, come on by, we'll be here. New ABC sitcom : faces racial divid r ;,, New Speakers' Series featuring renowned Michigan faculty. Faculty Wed at the University Club Wednesday, September 23, 1998 12pm Noon till 1pm at the U-Club in the Michigan Union History Prof Tom Collier and History Prof Emeritus Gerald Linderman riesdays C-~ \, I ~ "Saving Private introduction by President Bollinger Ryan ) a discussion By Chris Cousino "aly A"rts Writer The year 1971 saw the incarnation of one of television's greatest char- acters, Carroll 0' Conner's Archie Bunker, a loud-mouthed ignoramus whose landmark "All In the Family" tackled groundbreaking issues con- cerning race and social culture. Four years later, a spin-off show starring Sherman Hemsley as the African American and richer version of Archie, George Jefferson, greatly furthered the already racial and social issues raised. Now, in 1998, ABC brings a new sitcom comedy, "The Hughleys," on board to deal with the issue of racial divide. The show fails miserably at it. D.L. Hughley is Darryl Hughley, a self-made, well-to-do black man who moves his family to white sub- urbia. "The Hughleys" is a horrible tirade packed full of overused, unfunny, insulting black and white stereotypes. Not five minutes into the premiere episode and there are already jokes concerning Hughley receiving Ebony and his elderly neighbor asking him to, "Fetch my trash." This trash of a sitcom only gets worse when Hughley's friend Milsap, played by John Henton, vis- its from the 'hood. First Milsap sings "We're moving on up," a prob- able tribute to "The Jeffersons," which paved the way for this show to even be a possibility and covered similar material in a far better man- ner more than 20 years ago. Seeing that Hughley has taken up golf, Milsap criticizes him saying, "What you trying to get your ghetto pass revoked?" What are they saying here, that blacks can't play golf? To counter this golf argument, Hughley explains that "Tiger Woods won the Masters," but Milsap juts in saying, "Tiger is only part black, and you know that ain't the part that won the Masters." Yes, the humor descends lower and lower when Milsap becomes staunchly amazed that Hughley pays his bills on time. These stereotypes are neither funny nor interesting and are the accelerat- ed downfall of the show. The second half of the show intro- iues thei~ halev's white neiehhors Allan Kramer and Mariett Deprima. This plastic couple botl feel it is good to be "exposed to dif ferent cultures," a reference to thi Hughlcys moving into the neighbor hood. During conversation, Hughle asks Dave if his kids have any dolls. Dave replies, "We just one son and well, if I'd ever caugh him playing with any dolls, (fak crying) I guess I'd have to love hip anyway." Come on. Hasn't this old boring homosexual joke landed a the cutting floor yet where i deserves to be? At the pinnacle of this conversa tion, a forced awkward momen ensues when Dave explains, "I don' think we're gonna make any way on this 400-year-old race p b lem." Though Hughley and Davi end up reconciling in the sugar end, Dave's statement leaves a last ing impression on the overall show: Shows such as "The Hughleys' don't advance issues or realize al: new epiphanies with concern t" racial divisions and prejudices i America. They simply capitaliz pl it and reaffirm overwraught st.Va types that rekindle the hurt already caused. The characters of Archie Bunke and George Jefferson worked s well in that they were unaware o their own ignorance and wer< repeatedly punished for it. They ma Free admission and lunch buffet.* Limited seating begins at 11:00 am. First come, first serve. *UM students with valid ID, program board sponsored by Mortar Board and the Michigan Union Program Board The Hughleys (No stars) ABC Tuesdays at 8:30 p.m. have been uned ucated bigots yet they wer also loving, sp portive s bands ani fathers. Hughley, or the other hand is fully aware o ignorance an< in a perfec position to rise above it. But h< never does. & worse, he's no funny doing it. Executive Producer Chris Rocli might want to check in on what the writers of "The Hughleys" are doing so he knows where all his money is aoiniz. The rest of us should ius m