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18B - The Michigan Daily Best of Ann Arbor 1998 - Thursday, April 16, 1998
U Best of the Rest
From black pants and the C to
computers and parking tickets.,..

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From frats tobathroomson

Best Excuse for a Late
Paper:
Computer Problems
OK, we all know this one isn't valid,
since the computers at U of M are
soooo reliable. Right, ITD?
Best Excuse for Cutting
Class:
Sick/Asleep (tie)
When in doubt, tell your teacher that
you had a nervous breakdown, then
slept through the class and then your
dog ate your homework when you
finally did wake up. Let me tell you, it
works every time. Oh, I think I'm
gonna be sick ...

Best Fad:
Black pants

Wasn't this the best fad last year?
Hello - isn't a fad supposed to be
something new and different and origi-
nal? Well, on this campus, black pants
are more than a fad .. they're a way of
life.
Best Slang:
"You're so money"
Psst. Guess what? "Swingers"
came out two years ago! Let's keep
up the retro trend and have next
year's winner be: "What you talkin'
'bout, Willis?"
Best Thing About A2:
People
Wow! The voters are very smart.
They love themselves. They love peo-
ple. They love shiny happy people. But
do they love smelly, dirty people during
Hash Bash? That is the question.
Best Hangout for Smokers:
Java House
Smoking in a fishbowl. That's my
idea of a good time. Nothing like
stale air, stale coffee and stale ciga-
rettes to go with it.

Best Fraternity to Party
W ith:
FIJI
They're no John Belushis, but
these pretty boys still know how to
party.
Best Sorority to Party
With:
s Alpha Delta Phi
The women of Alpha Delta Phi are
the classiest and prettiest young
ladies to invite over for an evening of
rapture and delight. Maybe they'll
wear their black pants, too.
Best Co-op:
- -------- ------- Joint H ouse
With a name like that, how could
they lose? And since the place has
the added bonus of a fish pond and
tire swing in the front yard, no one
else had a chance.
Best Residence Hall:
West Quad
Where else can you access Little
'- Caesar's, a video store and an ATM
FILE PHOTO machine without even going out-
The beautiful Law Quad has always been a favorite study spot for students side?

Best Building:
Law Quad
Beautiful ivy-covered walls and an
even more beautiful courtyard guar-
anteed this win.
Best Bathroom:
Ground Floor, Mason Hall
Ever wonder why students are
always late for classes in Mason
Hall? No one can resist staying in
the stalls for a few extra minutes to

KEVIN KRUPITZER/Daiy

Ann Arbor's swinging hipsters party at the Liquid Lounge.

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LSA sophomore Shauna Fulbright
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Best Place for People-
Watching:
The Diag
My favorite spot is from the book
depository, but that's beside the
point. The Diag is, without a doubt,
the best place to watch people talk to
each other, fight, eat, study, declaim
their beliefs, you name it. It provides
hours and hours of nonstop enter-
tainment.
Best Place to Get a
Parking Ticket:
Everywhere
Remember Ice-T's "Cop Killer"?
Yeah, you know you do. Automobile
owners, please back me up. We'll
meet on the corner of S. State Street
and North University Avenue, then
head down where they store the gar-
dening equipment and ...
Best New Store/Business:
Liquid Lounge
Nectos finally has some competi-
tion in the dance-club department. At
the Liquid Lounge, you can drink
martinis to your heart's content and
groove to techno all night long. OK,
so martinis are more appropriate to
swing music than techno, but what-
ever ...
Best Thing About
Football Saturdays:
Winning
We won the Rose Bowl! We won the
Rose Bowl! We won the Rose Bowl!
We won the Rose Bowl! Nyah nyah
nyah, poo poo, Washington State!
We've got your little dog Toto, too, and
he's signed a commemorative T-
shirt/mug/hat/sweatshirt/shorts/
bumper-sticker deal. No. 1 all the way
to the bank!
- Compiled by Daily Arts Writer
Stephanie Jo Klein.

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