0A *.0 lOB T-The. ivchigan Daily Wep k n isgp4re -4T 54.rdoy,.February 5, 1998 0 0 The MIvichigan OalIy-W en1 z I i i 2 Film Feature Modern 'Great Expectations' poses dickens of a problem Q Weekend, etc. Column BATTLE OF THE SEXES The Los Angeles Times When the filmmakers who updated Charles Dickens' classic novel "Great Expectations" for the big screen consid- ered the idea, even they didn't know what to expect. But they knew that they faced a dick- ens of a problem. "Great Expectations" stars Ethan 1Lawke, Gwyneth Paltrow, Anne Bancroft and Robert De Niro. Hawke, screenwriter Mitch Glazer ("Scrooged") and director Alfonso Cuaron ("A Little Princess") were more than a little unsure about the plan of co- producer John Linson and his father, producer Art Linson ("The Edge," "The Untouchables," "Melvin and Howard"), to modernize the 1861 literary classic. Instead of another costume drama a la "Emma" or "The Wings of the Dove," this latest version of "Great Expectations" is set in modern-day Florida and New York City. "It's oftentimes done with Shakespeare. Dickens is kind of an odd choice. I was very skeptical," Hawke said. "I literally said 'no' for months," Glazer added. "I wanted to make sure it was something I could bring into the '90s. In the screenplay by Glazer, a Key Biscayne native, who grew up in Miami Beach, Pip becomes Finn Bell (Hawke), a Gulf Coast fisherman's nephew turned child prodigy artist. Mrs. Havisham is transformed into eccentric dowager Ms. Dinsmoor (Bancroft). The convict Magwitch becomes Lustig (Robert De Niro). Estella (Paltrow) stayed Estella because, Glazer said, "There is no match." "I didn't want to do this film;' Cuaron said. "David Lean did the perfect adapta- tion of 'Great Expectations' (in 1946). I saw this as a re-adaptation. Mitch Glazer took the bare bones of the material and then we just ... created our own film." Filming for "Great Expectations" began July 8, 1996, in Sarasota at the Ringling mansion, which became Dinsmoor's "Paradiso Perduto" (Paradise Lost). The filming then moved to Cortez Island, representing a Gulf of Mexico fishing village, and then to New York City and a loft on Astor Place. There's a good reason why so many literary classics are again being updated for the big screen. "The themes are powerful and spec- tacular. And Dickens is a master of plot," Glazer said. "Everybody's looking for great mater- ial. And the classics have great stories." Cuaron added. Glazer, whose "Scrooged," starring Bill Murray, was a remake of Dickens' "A Christmas Carol," said he attempted to retain the novel's big themes for his screenplay. "To me, there were certain timeless themes which were still applic- able, obsessive love and the father/son relationship, The thing that wasn't (time- less) was the 19th-Century obsession with class -- the dream of becoming a gentleman." Cuaron explained how his visual style focuses on the character of Finn: "I think that what really affected (the results) the most was telling the film from one point of view, the perspective of Finn's charac- ter.... So everything that you see is noth- ing but a projection of his inner life." Paltrow said: "I know (Estella) comes off kind of really horrible and that she's a mean spirit, but I really didn't think of her that way. "The meaner she is, the more her mother tells her she's a good person. I think in her heart, she's a good person." In the movie, Finn sketches Estella in his Manhattan apartment. The drawings and paintings were by internationally acclaimed Italian painter Francesco Clemente. Although the scene is rather tame, it involved full nudity for Paltrow, who sat for the original drawings and paintings by Clemente "butt-naked in a SoHo loft" and then recreated the scene for the film, with Hawke imitating the drawings. Hawke and Paltrow agreed that their friendship made filming the scene more comfortable. Said Greenwich Village resident Hawke, who, with "Gattaca" co-star Uma Thurman, 27, is awaiting their first child: "This movie is kind of a sensual movie and it could have been really, real- ly uncomfortable. But she's (Paltrow) a real pro. You can kind of tell how com- fortable she is with the sAt. Her mother's (actress) Blythe Danner. (Her father is director Bruce Paltrow). You can see that it comes very easily to her." "Paltrow kind of grew up in the whole New York theater scene. We had known each other via that, which made the movie a whole lot easier." I've tried on many occasions, in my own limited and imperfect way, to reach a cogent, working under- standing of the dynamics of male and female relations. I've tried to figure out why it is I still have friends from back in grade school, all of whom are men, and yet I can't seem to maintain any kind of relationship with a woman for more than a year or two. at the most. I've pondered why I can sit around with other men-folk for hours on end and talk about the most petty, meaningless stuff - cartoons, automobiles, sports, professional wrestling (not to be con- fused with sports) and, well, women. Yet at the same time, I always have to struggle to come up with something to talk about with women. And no matter how brilliant and cultured the topic may be, my con- versation with women invariably degrades into an argument about why I refuse, even under the great- est duress, to ever, ever see the movie "Titanic." (I mean, hey, I was watching Leonardo DiCaprio back when he was an extra on "Growing Pains." There wasn't anything spe- cial about him then, and there isn't anything special about him now.) But no matter what I do, no mat- ter how hard I think about the issues, I haven't been able to come up with a solution to the differences between men and women. Really, though, it shouldn't be all that difficult, should it? When it comes down to it, are we really that different? A cou- ple mixed-up parts and some varying levels of hormones don't really seem to amount to much -- at least, not much that a decent plastic surgeon couldn't take care of. Why, then, do so many of us spend so much time struggling with members of the opposite sex? People build careers - rather prof- itable careers, no less - on analyzing the problems that - the one element keeping human beings around the world from ever truly joining in love, peace, harmo- ny and, most importantly, working marriages. Forget about psychology. Forget about Freud and Jung and all the great thinkers of the 20th Century. It all comes down to one simple word: Flatulence. Hmm. I seem to sense a surpris- ing sense of disbelief emanating from the reader. But you see, it real- ly makes quite a bit of sense. We're all, of course, used to deal- ing with flatulence on a completely humorous, comical level. But when you think about it, flatulence plays a central, even intrinsic role in mod- ern society. Still doubtful? Allow me to explain. It has often been said that something's importance can be determined by the amount of words a culture creates to describe it. You know the argument: Our cul- ture may have just three or four words for something like snow. The Eskimos, on the other hand - for whom the cold is much more impor- tant - have something like 100 dif- ferent words for snow and its many states. Now I ask you: Can yo think of anything in the Eng guage that has more desig official and unofficial, th; lence? Fart, poot, gas, rip cheese, toot, beef, breaking The list can go on and on. Sure, sexual terms ma close in number, but th match flatulence for pure, neous creativity. You do need to know slang terms f lence - making up pretty r kind of goofy-sounding wo long "ooo" sound in the mid ally does the trick. Face it, flatulence is an slice of Americana, and not comes close to sizing up th ences in the battle of the se In a nutshell, men like to men love to fart. They relis stink like dogs smelling the a tree for yesterday's urine. Women, on the other han ly find flatulence distast disgusting. Nay, even offei them, it's uncouth nothi than a measure of immaturi But for men, a good fart usually determined by som C.HRIS FARAH develop between men and women. Experiments are performed, mil- lions of dollars of research money is spent, books are written -- all because we can't figure each other out. When a piece of literature with a title as ridiculous as "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" becomes a bestseller ... well, people are obviously grasping at straws. That is, people including yours truly. But I think I may finally have done it. I think I may finally have come up with the fundamental dif- ference between males and females Courtesy of Twentieth Century Fox Gwyneth Paitrow and Ethan Hawke embrace in a passionate rain scene. I. .1 THE CHOREOGRAPHY OF GEOGRAPHY Dance from all corners of the compass featuring y music by Aaron Copland, Claude Debussy and others February 5-7 at 8 PM February 8 at 2 PM Power Center DISCOVER C presents 100 REASu YOU SHOULD LISTENING I CLASSICAL MU 1 THE CLASSIC LOVE ALBUM LUCIANO PLACIDO PAVAROTTI w DOMINGO w JOSE CARRERAS wBRYN TERFEL . 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