i LOCAL/STATE The Michigan Daily - Friday, January 30, 1998 - 5 .. tM AP PHOTO Gov. Engler's wife Michelle claps as she listens to her husband give a speech on the State of the State last night. BLUE Continued from Page 1 You grab the blue envelope, tear it open and start reading. The voices you heard were just a couple of regents heading to the bedroom to hook up, so you relax and examine your prize. It's from the athletic department! And there are two docu- ments! The first is a contract between the department and a major shoe company. It stipulates that, "in the interests of higher edu- cation, this shoe company will make a lot of clothes and give them only to big, strong people. Those people must wear them at all times and everywhere. When walking on campus, the big, strong people must wear at least three articles of the clothing (with logos) - or risk losing their privileges to free stuff at local eateries." Finding this very interesting, you flex and find you are not big and strong. You get mad and look at the other document, a list of names. The first name is: Marlin Ed. Next to his name is the title: "Friend of the Program." At first, you think this means he gets invited over to the house to drink a lot. Then, you realize he owns a lot of cars. But since you have a deadline approaching, you can only investigate one list. Which will it be? The shoe company or the booster? Choose SHOES, This Page, or CARS, Page 7 MAIZE Continued from Page 1 You grab the maize envelope, tear it open and start reading. The voices you hear were just the president and an intern head- ing to the bedroom to hook up, so you relax and examine your prize. It's about student government! And it's a list of the assem- bly's accomplishments! But you're confused. It's only one page, torn out of a Franklin Planner and it's only a couple of lines long. You search for the rest of the document, rummaging through the refrigerator, but don't find anything. All that you see on the single page is this: "First, we got the library to be open longer. Oh, and we did some fact-finding missions! Didn't we do a lot, Mr. President? How about a law school recommendation?" Just then, you notice that the intern the president is with is not very attractive. You think he could have done much better. But there is no time for that now. You have to decide, because a deadline is approaching, which accomplishment you will investigate. Library or fact- finding ? SHOES Continued from This Page Now that you think about it, you've always wanted to have free clothes. So you decide to look into the shoe com- pany. One of your friends interned at "Saturday Night Live" and had an old "Hans and Frans" costume at his house, and you promptly put it on before walk- ing down to the athletic campus. You walk up to the football equip- ment manager, grunt, grab yourself and ask for some clothes. He asks what sport you play. For authenticity, you grunt again. Duhhh2 you mumble, "coach for- got to tell me." "Oh," he says, "you play football. Here." He gives you an elephant's sweatsuit, size-14 shoes and a book titled, "The Alphabet and You: How to learn while eating soup at training table." That's when an attractive member of the oppo- site sex walks by. The person sees that you are wearing free, new clothes from a major shoe company and promptly asks you out. On your first date, things are going great until one of your muscles deflate. You end up alone, but you are happy. You have free clothes. STATE Continued from Page 1. Seeking to build on such tax cuts, Engler urged the legislature to pass an amendment to the state constitution making it more diffi- cult to increase taxes. "Remember the higher taxes and failed policies of the '80s?" Engler said. "I do - and we're not going back. ... I propose a con- stitutional amendment that would require a three-fifths vote of both the House and Senate to raise taxes." Engler, who is expected to seek a third term in office, said he plans to cut income taxes five times over the next five years. Rep. Rory Roberts said such a move will continue to improve Michigan's economy. "Tax cuts are the policy of John Engler," Roberts said. "It's not a coincidence tax cuts work. It's proven to be effective." But Rep. Mary Schroer (D-Ann Arbor) said the proposed $3 billion income tax cut could potentially cripple the $8 billion dollar annual budget. "The governor is apparently having a tough time with simple math,' Schroer said. During his hour-long speech, Engler also stressed the importance of protecting the environment through additional funding. "While our record of achievement is impressive, the time is right to take the next step," Engler said. "Tonight, I propose that we invest $500 million more to make Michigan even cleaner. ...The bottom line: This initia- tive means cleaning up our water, fixing up our cities and sprucing up our parks." Though Engler did not mention the com- ing gubernatorial election this fall, House minority leader Ken Sikkema (R-Kent) said Engler's ambitious speech should help him win the fall contest. "This is the boldest agenda he's estab- lished in eight years," Sikkema said. "We really have an energized Republican party because of an energized agenda." Cho Ruling may benefit students M By Christine M. Paik Daily Staff Reporter A new ruling by the Internal Revenue Service may return millions of dollars to students who were employed by their colleges or universities. Revenue Procedure 98-16 clarifies an earlier provision in the federal tax code. The code exempted students who 'were employees of their school from paying the 7.65 percent Federal Insurance Contribution Act tax, which includes money for Social Security and Medicare. But it did not specify how many class credits and work hours were necessary to qualify for the exemption. It is expected that this new ruling, which now clearly defines the terms of student exemption as an undergraduate or graduate student who is enrolled at 'least part-time, will return millions to these students regardless of the number of hours they worked. John Vereeke, payroll manager at the University payroll office, said the rul- ing sets new beneficial guidelines for higher education institutions around the nation. Previously, each university set HELLO, UNIVERSITY. ARE YOU AWAKE? WELL, WAKE UP, DAMMIT. AT LEAST FINISH THE CROSSWORD BEFORE YOU GO BACK TO SLEEP. their own qualifications as to who would be FICA-exempt. "This is very reasonable," Vereeke said. "There is now a standard guideline for all universities to follow. I think this will be better in that everyone will be judged the same." The University currently allows all students who are registered, meaning they have at least one credit, to be FICA-exempt. The ruling, if imple- mented, will benefit only those students who are taking six credits or more. "I think it will affect very few University students," said Tom Butts, associate vice president for government relations. "Students here have always, since 1937, been exempt from paying the tax. And even though students now have to be taking at least six credits, we have very few students that are here part-time" Butts said the University is discussing the new ruling and has just begun to ana- lyze it. He said although the new criteria raises the credit requirement, the change in the work hour requirement to unlimited hours is advantageous. Previously, many universities limited work hours to 20 hours a week in order to qualify for FICA exemption. "Of course we're disappointed that now students have to be taking six cred- its instead of one," Butts said. "But now, students can be tax-exempt even if they are working more than 20 hours. Students here hold multiple jobs, so the 20-hour restriction was unreasonable." LSA sophomore Kori Summers, who has been working at the Hatcher Graduate Library since Fall term, said she does not feel the ruling is significant. "I heard something about this earlier this month, but I didn't pay too much attention to it," Summers said. "I don't even know what it's all about." Summers, who is currently carrying 15 credits, will most likely not be affected by the rulings if they are imple- mented. She did say, however, that she feels the ruling is negative. "I think its bad if people are going to school and they can't afford to pay the tax,' Summers said. 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