8A - The Michigan Daily -- Monday, January 26, 1998 'Baked' trip proves only half-fun C By Matthew Barrett Daily Arts Writer Billy Bong Thorton. Wesley Pipes. New Hollywood stars? Well, not exact- ly, even though the two are major play- ers in the pot-smoking comedy, "Half Baked." The names relate to the names of the stoners' favorite pipes. Make no mistake about it, plot is sec- ondary in this movie. Except for the marijuana twist, it's nothing more than the typical save-the-jailed- friend routine. The ( makers seem to be 9 much more interested in making sure each scene tops the one before it in terms of humor. The result is an uneven movie that's brutally funny at times and mind- numbingly dull at others. Dave Chappelle, best known as the ruthless night club comic in "The Nutty U Professor" co-wrote the script and stars as Thurgood, the leader of the group. He gets quite a few laughs, and stands out from the large ensemble cast. One of his better scenes involves him trying to show his girlfriend a good time in New York with only eight bucks. Jim Breuer ("Saturday Night Live") doesn't do much in his film debut as Brian, the most far-out character of the group. His dumb appear- R E V I E W ance and awk- ward one-lin- Half-Baked ers become increasingly a n n o y i n g At Showcase throughout the film. His only bright spot is a wickedly funny rip-off of the "Who's coming with me?" scene from "Jerry Maguire." The rest of the gang consists of iuillermo Diaz as Scarface and Harland Williams ("RocketMan") as Kenny. Williams was horrendous in "RocketMan" and does no better in this role that seems to be a carbon copy of his previous performance. The plot gets rolling when Kenny is thrown in jail and his friends have to find a way to post bail.'They soon dis- cover that Thurgood can take several pounds of marijuana from his place of employment without an eyebrow being raised. They quickly become dealers, always reminding themselves that they are raising money. not making it. Soon, business is booming, but the friends face some inevitable conflicts as they push towards their S100,000 goal. Along with certain members of the cast, the comedy benefits from a large number of cameos, including Snoop Doggy Dogg, Willie Nelson and Janeane Garofalo as a pot-smoking poet. Also look for an appearance that's sure to erase your good-boy image of Bob Saget. One of the main problems of the film is that for every good scene. there is a scene that tries to be funny but fulls miserably short. One example is the several times that characters seem to fly through New York while high on a par- ticular type of drug. Director Tamera Davis ("Billy Madison") seems to do little more than put the actors in front of the lens and let them go to work. The scenes that work well have more to do with the actors and less to do with her direction. Right now, it's Academy Award sea- son and theaters are flooded with qual- ity wannabe nominees. Don't look for "Half Baked" among the group. Buti' you're in the right "frame of mind:' aia go see it with a good group of people, this flick could provide a welcomed break from the dreary routine of school and work. The cast of "Half-Baked" enjoy the high life on the sliver screen. Novels unearth complexities Yow Julia Alvarez Algonquin Books of Chapel Hill In Julia Alvarez's third novel, "Yo!," the inside cover page reads: "All of the characters and events in these stories are entirely fictional, inventions drawn from imagination and experience. No refer- ence to any living person or real event is intended or should be inferred." In any fictional novel, there will be a disclaimer similar to this. In Spanish, "yo" means '"." "Yo (short for Yolanda) is also the main focus of Alvarez's book. The character bears a striking resemblance to Alvarez: she is of Dominican Republic descent, as well as a professor at a small, East Coast col- lege. Alvarez gives a cross-hatching of Yo. Each chapter is written with a different voice that is crossed in the next chapter by another character's version of Yo. Every voice covers a different blank space of the portrait: A sister, angry that her life has been "fictionalized" by her sister; a lover, visiting Yos extended faimily in the Dominican Republic; a cousin who was sent back to the Island because of secrets revealed in Yo's high school diary. Alvarez creates a montage of Yo that shows the multiplicity of ways in which one character's actions can aftect others. She writes with an incredible scale of voices, but in reading between the lines, we wonder two things: Is Yo Alvarez? And, why isn't she a bit more critical? Alvarez has a particular concept of "past," There is a lack of Yo-criticism that is interesting - many of the chapters that start out strongly critical of her character reach a mini-catharsis that leaves Yo in the clear. One such chapter is narrated by a for- ner creative writing student who recog- nizes one of his stories in her book. He is placated in the end by his wife who reads the short story and brings up a discon- certing warm-fuzzy about how the story reminds her of an event in her past. To combat the fuzzy, there is also a chapter written by a stalker. Imagine if someone asked you to prove everything you'd ever said or writ- ten. This is the most interesting part of "Yo!," because all of the pleasant things Yo has ever said or written about human- ity are thrown back at her in the author's worst nightmare like a demon that Yo unearths. But it is not overplayed or forced. What keeps this montage oscillating between voices and opinions is Alvarez's prose, believable and and entertaining. - Cara Spindler Slippage Harlan Ellison Houghton Mifflin Throughout his over 40-year career as a science fiction writer, Harlan Ellison has struggled to lead his genre into general acceptance. His work is a testament to his suc- cess. seen in television and movie scripts, translated into 26 languages. and his books are taught in 200 uni- versities in the United The collection opens with the chaot- ic, form-bending, "The Man Who Rowed Christopher Columbus Ashore." The story is the absurd travel journal of a time-traveler who cures bone marrow cancer one day and, dressed in a boy- scout uniform, drags a screaming old lady across the street another day. This tricky story pulls together centuries of literature, history and people in a seam- less package. The story was originally published in Omni magazine, and was included in the "Best American Short Stories of 1993" anthology. Ellison's skill does not rest solely in such hallucinogenic pieces. "Anywhere but Here With Anyone but You," begins with a man who finds that his wife and family have disappeared. Ellison turns this common theme into a dark fantasy story. The story hinges on paranoia and mental illness, intersecting too closely with our world. Ellison's novella "Mefisto in Onyx," is one of the strongest stories in the col- lection. The reader meets an African American with mind reading abilities who must go into the mind of a blond. blue-eyed killer. Ellison cuts away mod- ern illusions of equality in the criminal justice system with his fantasy premise. The novella is also being scripted by Ellison for a movie starring Samuel L. Jackson. F-rom there, Ellison takes the reader through the Bermuda Triangle, an invis- ible war between creatures from anoth- er dimension for control of Earth, Hell and Mars. When Ellison interjects mid- way with a piece about his own creative process, it blends flawlessly with his waves of fantasy. In "Chatting with Anubis" two char- acters actually hold a startling conver- sation with the Egyptian guardian of the underworld. They find Anubis guards "the final resting place of the one who killed the gods," and a frighteningly real secret. Finally, Ellison's true faith in the dreams that inspired his lifetime of sto- ries tips the dark scales. In "Scartaris, June 28th," a few hard lives are bound together by a god who no one believes in. The hope of this waiting god com- pletes Ellison's violent, brilliant collec- tion. "Slippage" reads like the earthquake that tore into Ellison's house. The initial stories expose cracks from the hidden fissures in our own world, brushed into the open with fantasy strokes. And as the cracks widen, Ellison allows darker creatures and themes to creep toward the surface. This pace serves as a fran- tic introduction to the scope of Ellison's career. - Jason Boog Slot is featured on the "Full blast" soundtrack with the song "Crushing Your Head." 'Blast' scores as a local compilation with which sheStates. has dealt in But all this can all of her best be seen in his novels. favorite form, the Her sec- short story. ond, semi- Ellison's newest historical %== =work, "Slippage, novel "In the features his most Time of the recent uncollected Butterflies,"explored the lives of three political activists, the Mirabal sisters, during the Trujillo dictatorship in the Dominican Republic. In a postscript, Alvarez wrote, "I wanted to immerse my readers in an epoch in the life of the Dominican Republic that I believe can only finally be understood by fiction ... be redeemed by the imagination." By questioning what is "real,"Alvarez ultimately questions how the readers themselves believe, how we think "Truth" and "Fiction" are created. She tows a line that borders on biography and then disclaims it. material, and a quote from "Jesus Christ," who is quoted as saying, "I love Ellison's writing," on the back cover. The collection opens with an essay by Ellison, telling of two recent cata- strophes in his life,: a heart attack and an earthquake that destroyed his home. "My body and the kindly Earth have set up shop against fue," he writes. Ellison hints that this might be his last work, and prepares the reader for the urgency of the collection. Ellison summarizes: "the theme is: do it while you can. Slippage rules. Gravity ain't forgiving . PAY ATTENTION." Various Artists Full Blast Original Motion Picture Soundtrack Small Stone Records The soundtrack for "Full Blast" has to be the first Detroit music compilation in years that won't embarrass you and the whole southeastern Michigan music scene. And it's for a movie starring porn actress Tracy Lords and "Kung Fu"'s David Carradine, nonetheless. It's hard to find a sampling of Detroit music that isn't incessantly full of crappy funk or ska or classic rock bands. who all seem to come from Ann Arbor or East Lansing; it seems like everything is sub-par from the local area. But "Full Blast" lives up to its name, opening with a catchy, hammering guitar riff on Morsel's track, "Ocho." Slot's "Crushing Your Head" follows right on its heels. violent but still dreamy and sweet. Ebeling Hughes provides a jingling little song called. "Tvinkle Little Star." The song's musical idiom might grate if applied to a long play- er, but works fine on a soundtrack. It's enough to restore faith in Motor City music. And the list of acts goes on. Mog Stunt Team, Speedball and Gravitar all make an appearance here. Members of each band also work in Detroit record stores. Maybe the whole thing is a big record store conspiracy. Nah, that's crazy talk, like saying John Tesh is an alien. Even normally unpalatable groups such as Wig and Walk on Water end up being surprisingly tolerable, the latter sound- ing oddly like Danzig and the Stooges. It is a Stooges song, but it's still odd. There are occasional weak spots, but that's largely because some of the bands specifically Wytchyker and Speedball are better live than on record. But even these tracks aren't truly bad, just not as sparkling as their cohorts. The whole thing makes for a tasty slice of this area's best non-wuss sonics, from The Goddammits's punkishness to Gravitar's largely instrumental noise rockitude. Get it. Who knows how long it'll be before you get another crack at a decent regional collection? - led Watts The Interpreters "Back In The U.S.S.A." Freeworld *** Take one look at the band photos and cover art for its debut release "Back In The U.S.S.A.," and immediately you predict that The Interpreters are a new band of young Russian upstarts with a love for black turtleneck sweaters and a pen- chant for espionage. Even the names of the three band members would not b out of place in a James Bond movie: Herschel Gaer, Pats Palladino and the ever KGB-esque Branko Jakominich. But when you delve further into the secret world of The Interpreters, we learn that the band is not from Moscow after .all, but instead from New Jersey and Philadelphia. We also discover that the 16 tracks on "Back In The U.S.S.A" are a rather impressive collection of high octane squirts of pure leaded mod-punk. With legendary Who/Kinks producer Shel Tamy behind the mixing table for debut single "Dogskin Report," it's not a surprise that some classic references ari heard on more than one of the songs on "Back In The U.S.S.A." Imagine a swirling flammable mixture with faint elements from the "Rubber Soul" era of Lennon and McCartney, mixed with a few tablespoons of Townsend and Davies, a large bag of Sour Patch Kids, some Jolt Cola, a shot of Wild Turkey and generous portions of assorted chocolate snacks and you stumble on the recipe for "You Are The One," " Today and Every Day," "Make Lip Your Mind" and "Ironic Blowout." The latter of these borrows the riff from "M Generation" so blatantly that it would even make Puff Daddy jealous. Prepare for the fact that most all of these crunchy pop chunks have a similar tempo, and that none are blessed with lyrical genius. But look forward to relishing the thick guitar tones, ludicrously speedy bass lines and enough melodic garnish to leave you stuffed to brimming and out of breath, with maybe just the slightest of headaches. - Brian Cohen a The Academy of American Poets Prize The Bain-Swiggett Poetry Prize The Michael R. Gutterman Award in Poetry The Roy W. Cowden Memorial Fellowship The Louise and George Piranian Scholarship will be announced Tuesday, January 27 3:30 p.m. Rackham Auditorium ______________ 9 mlmw Loft 1,2a31 * A 5 StyleI Homes '24 Hour Fitness Center * Full Size Washer/Dryer optional Read the Daily. LIKE NORTH CAMPUS? YOU'LL I fM IE i Apartment * Deluxe Loft Style Designs .. lfa...L..11 n-wl mummmmmmm I - _ _ - I