Get into the 'Swing' Uorit miss a special presentation of 1996's sleeper hit "Swingers." Playing tonight at Hillel, the film launched the careers of director Doug Liman and stars Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau, who also wrote the script. "Swingers" follows a group of friends as they haplessly swing through the Las Vegas and L.A. nightclub scenes looking for love. 9 p m. at Hillel Foundation, 1429 Hill St. Free. Wednesday November 5, 1997 5 ."Syy'. .. * C 4 g 71 .AAA Sarah soars at Fiox s . By Michael Zilberman Daily Arts Writer Concert reviews rarely capture the spirit of a missed con- cert. In fact, they're at their most useful if the show in ques- tion was not up to standards - then they at least put you at peace with having missed it. ell, I'm not performing that service here. Those who skipped Sarah McLachlan's Fox Theatre appearance on Nov. 2, blew a near-perfect affair, its grandiosity bare- R ly hinted at by the singer's two previous area appearances. .Sarahn Flanked by fellow songwriters both at the last year's tour with Patti Smith Fox Ti and this summer's Lilith Fair, McLachlan performed laconic six- or seven- song sets with relatively spare orchestration. Sunday i~t at the Fox, she had the time to spare and her entire cat- alogue to revisit - and seemed elated at the opportunity: "It's so much fun to have so many albums to choose from," the singer gushed, in an uncharacteristically upbeat stage pat- ter. Rather than mixing the material from the latest release, "Surfacing'" with older songs, McLachlan chose to perform in extended blocks. After ripping through a sped-up version of "Building A Mystery" (while the audience's eyes were still adjusting to the stage and light setup, simple and elegant amid the ludicrous decor of the Fox), she turned to highlights from 3's "Fumbling Toward Ecstasy." his was followed by several new numbers; then, the focus of the concert shifted to songs going as far back as "Into The Fire," the singer's first semi-hit served up as dynamic, U2-ish arena rock. Compared to McLachlan's acoustic guitar- and piano-dri- ven VH I concerts, the general direction of the night's sound was faster, thicker and louder. Two lead guitarists juggled at least four axes each - one periodically stepping up to a pedal steel, the other serving double duty on keyboards. Yet anoth- E 'he er keyboard player worked a synthesizer in the smoky back- ground, freeing the singer to exercise some surprising rock- star microphone moves. One thing that tends to get overlooked in revies is that McLachlan is a hell of a lead guitarist herself when she dons a Gibson and she had a couple of brief opportunities to prov e it. But yes, for the major part of the evening she was confined neither to a piano nor to her acoustic, hap- pily shedding a singer-songwriter image V I E W for that of a true band frontwoman, even trying an occasional little dance (of a rela- McLachlan tively tame, Natalie Merchant variety). The new songs from "Surfacing" contin- atre, Detroit ued musically in the same vein as Nov. 2, 1997 "Fumbling Toward Ecstasy" perhaps with more accentuated beat (courtesy of the singer's drummer-husband Ash Sood), sometimes even bor- dering on trip-hop. The themes, however, were kept the same - love, loss, redemption -- and McLachlan's vocabulary hasn't changed much: at least five songs revolved around the keyword "heaven.:" Yet even the weakest lyrics were lifted from mediocrity by the voice that suited an inhabitant of the keyword. The emotional peak of the evening came with a unique ren- dering of the older album's "Fear." Everybody who's heard a Sarah McLachlan song knows that the singer's vocals exist on two different planes: a rather subdued soprano and a full, breathy lilt she summons at will, usually for a chorus. "Fear' after a slow, creeping intro, was sung entirely in that piercing "second voice." The audience was understandably transfixed. To almost everybody's deepest chagrin, a couple of I-love-you-Sarah's wafted in during the concert's softer moments, once even prompting a dismayed remark to the effect of "Are you alright out there?" "Alright"incidentally, appeared to be the evening's official state of the soul. Even the gloomiest material was sung with a kind of a bemused throwaway grin tossed at the audience at Sarah McLachlan transfixed a sold-out Fox Theatre crowd on Sunday night with intoxicating sounds and upbeat conversation. the line breaks; "Hold On," an ambience-drenched excursion into despair, got suddenly reincarnated as a relaxed folky number. At times, that sweet, laid-back approach seemed to put a bit of a distance between the singer and the song - especially if the latter dealt with a subject matter darker than, ah, ice cream. In that case, though, every corny little concert trick was appropriate -- even the audience's own allowed rendition of the chorus. The fact of that cute a trifle as "Ice Cream" inevitably striking that deep a chord in listeners' hearts, seems to continually bemuse McLachlan, who chose the song to usher in a generous double encore. The full band returned for a taut rendition of "Sweet Surrender" punctuated by bleeping, techno-inspired guitar styl ings. A shriek- and applause-filled minute later, McLachlan returned to the stage with a special guest who thankfully did- n't sing or played a note: Her big black dog. The dog patient- ly sat through the master's solo version of "Angel" and left by McLachlan's side, anxiously glancing at a gathering of peo- ple that would by now gladly inhabit its shaggy persona for a Vonnegut's ' uake' proves earth-shattering read TimeQuake case, not overwhelming the reader and Kurt Vonnegut not just blowing off the question either. Using the structure of the timequake, Putnam Publishing Vonnegut plays with the notion of free *** will - if there is such a thing, or if humans are all just caught in a big time- The year is 2001. The universe is still quake or maybe something in the mid- rapidly expanding from the big bang. dIe. Computers are processing an amount of Fact and fiction are constantly put information historically unprecedented. side by side, fact often seeming the Kilgore Trout, the obscure science fic- stranger of the two. Through this, tion writer and Kurt Vonnegut's Vonnegut is able to elucidate the alter ego, takes his resi- craziness of the world dence in the former -_ for instance the Museum of the commandeering A m e r i c a n of a college Indian, now a football stadi- homeless shel- um for a place ter. to make the Suddenly, the world's first universe decides to atomic bomb. motel clerk in small town, late '80s Michigan - pregnant, aborted and wed by high school graduation - who side- lines as a prostitute. Yes, it sounds like tripe of the "Stri ptease"/"Showgirls"/"Pretty Woman" school. This appearance is only encouraged by the cover blurb, describing "Suspicious River" as "an exploration of the legacy of abuse and violence." But hold your groans and keep reading. The fly-by plot summary makes the book sound like a groaner because in all honesty we, as the entertainment con- suming public, are sick of hearing about prostitutes. But she avoids traveling already-cov- ered literary and entertainment ground by not writing a "hooker with the heart of gold" story. "Suspicious River" is not a story with a prostitute but rather a story about a person who has (and note this next word well) chosen to be a prostitute. In contrast to stock prosti- tute, Leila has freely chosen her descending career path. Thus it is clear from the start that Leila's motivations are more deeply rooted than the simple cause-and-effect economics displayed in "Striptease" and "The World According to Garp." Kasischke frames Leila as someone very human, very like ourselves at our best, when we work for something more numinous than the base wages we receive. Kasischke's novel is, in its 271 pages, as boiled-down as it can be. Kasishchke has smoothed her work such that the critical crow-bar can find no purchase. It's sturdy and durable and, despite the boring rigidity of lots of sturdy, durable things, is beautiful. There is zero per- cent loss of energy. The novel is fabu- lously, tightly wrought. "Suspicious River" is good because it tells a story in the shortest, most powerful possibly set of words. Kasischke's book is ultimately life- affirming. This affirmation is not at all after-school special-like, nor irresponsi- bly pat. It is a problematic resolution in the way that real life lessons are prob- lematic. Leila ultimately reduces her seem, ingly prime, boundless internal con- flicts down to their lowest common denominator - the basic struggle it always was - child abuse, cheating mom, boredom, fugue, apathy and prostitution aside. It is this struggleo from which none of us are distant. - David Nelson Kirstie Alley whines about everything from husbands to underwear in "Closet." bon't bother opening Alley's whiny 'Closet' By Julia Shih Daily Arts Writer I remember Kirstie Alley as Ted son's whiny sparring partner on eers." I remember her as a nearly identical whiny chick from "Look Who's Talking" and "Sibling Rivalry." Wouldn't it be fair then, to expect (and hope) that the actress who has won an Emmy, a Golden meeting a $10 hooker wearing hun- dreds of dollars worth of Victoria's Secret lingerie, we still know trash when we see it. Produced by the same people who brought you "Friends" and "Dream On""Veronica's Closet" is not something that Bright, Kauffman and Crane are going to want to put on their future resum6s. Much of the Globe and a People's Choice Award to actually show her range and f once, act a lit- Apparently, the powers-that-be are REVIEW Veronica's Closet NBC Thursdays at 9:30 p.m. problem has to do with the fact that everything about the show tries to succeed but falls limp. Particularly, the writing is so horrific and banal switch directions, con- tracting back to the year 1991. Humanity must then watch every excruciating detail of their lives replayed; they must make the same mis- takes, eat the same things for breakfast until once again, in 2001, free will takes over. In the finished product, "TimeQuake" takes the juiciest chunks of this narrative and mixes them with Vonnegut's own observations, anec- dotes and history concerning both him- self, his family and the wily Kilgore Trout. The moments of Trout's life are linked together in a hilarious free form complete with his own versions of what happened in the Garden of Eden, the last moment's of Hitler's life and why viruses are running amok. "TimeQuake" is filled with Vonnegut's witty and often thought-pro- voking ideas on popular culture and life in general. He even proposes several constitutional amendments. Overall, "TimeQuake" is a book about what it means to be human, or in the words of Kilgore Trout, how humans deal with the fact that "being alive is a crock of shit." Vonnegut delves into such weighty topics as the meaning of life with a characteristic Though always sarcastic and skeptical about life, Vonnegut's work ultimately has a posi- tive outlook, emphasizing the worth of our relationships with each other. "TimeQuake" is a must for all Vonnegut aficionados and a good read even for those who have never encoun- tered his work before. His voice is fresh and engaging, giving the reader the effect of sitting across the room, listen- ing to a man well versed in the art of conversation. He does, in his own eclec- tic way, accomplish his definition of the goal of art: "to make people appreciate being alive at least a little bit." - Steve Deckrow Suspicious River Laura Kasischke Houghton Mifflin Company "Suspicious River" is the first novel by Michigan-based, multiple Hopwood Award winning poet Laura Kasischke. It is the story of Leila, a 20-something U 0% FAT (and proud of it!) Efficiency is our goal. You'll be in and out in no time! " Resumes while you wait ort Binding in minutes SofrCopies in no time * Automated Self-serve machines that collate and staple really laughing it up about this one, because we get to put up with Alley as yet another whiny character in her new sitcom,"Veronica's Closet." Alley plays Veronica "Ronnie" Chase, the owner of an upscale lingerie company and author of self-help mance books. Having just broken up th her philandering husband, Alley gets not only the spotlight, but also free-reign to whine until the cows come home. She whines about everything includ- ing relationships, her now estranged husband, the antics in the workplace and her underwear riding up her crack. Her acting range, as exhibited on this show, consists of her going from whin- and complaining to occasionally eaking out into manic tears. Fortunately, Alley's whining detracts attention from the fact that the show has nothing with which to back her up. Like that people can't help but expect some- one to come in and deliver the disgust- ingly corny, yet popular, sitcom line, "What's the number for 911." The other employees at the lingerie company include Chase's sympathetic top executive, Olive (Kathy Najimy); her uptight assistant Josh (Wallace Langham); the company's publicist, Perry (Dan Cortese); and the marketing manager Leo (Daryl "Chill" Mitchell). 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