10A -- The Michigan Daily - Monday, September 8, 1997 'Insanity' rules at virtually lifeless Video.Music Awards By Aaron Rennie Daily Music Editor For all the endless commercials and hours of air- time MTV spends year after year hyping its biggest annual event, the Video Music Awards, the station could at least once put on a decent show. Alas, MTV has again proven to underwhelm, as the 1997 Video Music Awards ceremony was three hours of mostly boring live performances, annoying presenters read- ing idiotic banter off the teleprompters and generally weak nominees. Comedian Chris Rock hosted the 1997 VMA, held at Radio City Music Hall in Manhattan, and made the lbst of the situation as possible. Hell, he made fun of tihe Spice Girls twice with them sitting in the audi- ence, as well as countless musicians who won't be back next year for the 1998 VMA, given the "here today, gone today" fickle tastes of the music-buying public and MTV programmers. The evening got off to a rather conspicuous start when No Doubt won the award for Best Group Video, for its song "Don't Speak." The ubiquitous, sample-happy and mediocre Puff 'Daddy was going nowhere fast in his live performance for the Notorious B.I.G. tribute "I'll Be Missing You" before he was joined by the elegant-looking Sting, whose vocals were, as usual, quite stirring. In a sure sign of the apocalypse, the Spice Girls beat out the Chemical Brothers and the Prodigy for Best Dance Video. Mel C's dedication of the award for "Wannabe" to the late Princess Diana was touching, but then Geri interrupted, saying Di had "Girl Power;" cheesifying a poignant moment. Madonna then introduced her Maverick signees the Prodigy, who played "Breathe" via satellite from England. After the Prodigy's performance, Rock dead- panned, "I'm always a sucker for a good melody." Let's see, what next? Oh, yes, Will Smith won Best Video from a Film for "Men In Black," Sublime won Best Alternative Video for "What I Got" and Fiona Apple won Best New Artist. Then U2 played a stirring rendition of "Please," off its relatively poorly-selling new album, "Pop," but nobody in the audience seemed to care. Beck deservedly won Best Male Video for the super-cool "Devil's Haircut, defeating such musical luminaries as Babyface, R. Kelly and Will Smith. After LL Cool J won a Video Vanguard award, Puff Daddy (with Faith Evans and 12) won Best R&B Video for "I'll Be Missing You." At least Sting is mak- ing some more money off the whole deal. Beck then charismatically performed "The New Pollution," doing all kind of splits and twists, before Sheryl Crow interviewed the soon-to-be-touring Rolling Stones. Asking Mick Jagger if the group will be working with Puff Daddy in the near future, Mick said, "Only if he gets his teeth fixed." After Jamiroquai played a solid version of "Virtual Insanity" (complete with the video's flat escalator/conveyer belt effect), the Prodigy won the Viewer's Choice award. Jewel defeated such musical heavyweights as Meredith Brooks and Paula Cole to win Best Female Video before Jamiroquai took home the grand prize, Video of the Year, for "Virtual Insanity." While this is entirely more acceptable than, say, Celine Dion's vic- tory at the Grammy Awards for Album of the Year, all it did was wind up a boring evening. Actually, it didn't. Marilyn Manson finally did, per- forming a tuneless rendition of a tuneless song, "The Beautiful People." After the song ended and Marilyn Manson removed his buttock-exposing self from the stage, Rock articulated that it might be good for view- ers to run to church. They should - to pray for a decent show next year. Above: The lads of Jamiroqual took home four awards at Thursday's MT Video Music Awards for their ground. breaking funhouse video, "Virtual Insanity," including a surprise win for Video of the Year; Left: Host Chris Rock unsuccessfully attempted to keep this year's VMA's alive with his witty quips and video parodies. Morrissey's 'Maladjusted' needs no adjustments Morrissey Maladjusted Mercury Regardless of the tiresome reports of his evasive tendencies (not to mention being branded as "devious, truculent, and unreliable" by a London High Court judge during last Spring's messy courtroom battle over royalties with former Smiths drummer Nike Joyce), die hard Moz fans will always look for- ward to the release of his new material. With the same corps of musicians by his side, namely the venerable Alain Whyte and Boz Boorer, as well as long time produc- P er Steve Lillywhite, "Maladjusted" showcases the similar style of songs that have composed Morrissey's catalog over the past few albums. The first single "Alma Matters" has a "Vauxhall and I"-era feel to it, enhanced by a lazy-yet- engaging melody in which Moz confi- U U V Ad NOW HIRING 0 u 3 e * Pizza Makers * Phone Attendants, " Cooks' Delivery Drivers ** Starting at $6.50 Full and Part Time Workers Needed Apply at 624 Church Street on Campus 9955095 dently reveals, "So the life I have made may seem wrong to you /IS I've never been sure it's my life to ruin ! 5 my own way " R o y 's Keen" is the best song on S' "4 M al - adjusted" and b o a s t s Morrissey's strongest vocal tone in recent mem With superb harmony from Alain in just the right places, the sound stomps down angular steps behind an almost psychedelic combination of gui- tar and bass. The title track of the album lacks an identifiable chorus, and although it requires several listens before any semblance of melody becomes apparent, it does have the potential to be a powerful live track the upcoming fall tour (Morrissey play Hill Auditorium on Wednesday the 24th). The same holds true with "Ammunition", a surprisingly uplifting tune about the constant pains and strains of revenge. On this gem, Morrissey croons, "I don't dwell on things I'm missing, I'm just pleased with the things I've found' Like most all of his other solo efforts, "Maladjusted" is not without its share of heart-wrenching ballads, the' successful of which is "Wideo Receive". Here we are witness to Morrissey's first ever 'internet song' as he sings of the sorrows of being unre- quited with attention, begging for "almost anything you'd care to give?' A more traditional Morrissey theme bleeds from "Trouble Loves Me," where the lyrics are as poignant as evet: "Trouble loves me, trouble needs me / two things more than you do, or w attempt to' This song is also one of the strongest musically on the album, as it showcases frequent shifts back and forth from jazzy piano-laden verses into crunchier guitar-heavy choruses. Morrissey's position in the current world of pop music is unlike any other artist's. He is owed the respect and cred- it of laying the groundwork for today's slew of independent bands, and even more so, Brit-pop in general. Yet, Morrissey has still seemingly nr been forgiven by the British press and others for allowing the beloved Smiths to run their course into their eternal resting place in music history. Regardless of media scorn or chart placings or record sales, Morrissey still has one of the largest and most obses- sive cult fan bases of any artist today And even though "Maladjusted" will never be a top-five album, or " Matters" a No. I single, his new ma r ial will always be welcomed with oper arms by the people who still crave the touching moments of magic thal Morrissey has once again proven he is more than capable of delivering. -Brian Cohet . I R -With the Sprint FONCARD5m you Al get the power to call nights and week- ends for only a dime. 4 IM :r . ;;;