A - The Michigan Daily - Tuesday, January 21, 1997 One 'Last Shout' brings AbFab' women back into By Bryan Lark Daily Film Editor Break out the Stoli, sweetie. Get your Lacroix finery out of storage, darling. Brace yourselves - those foul- mouthed, fashion-following, champagne- swilling, insult-spewing, pleasure-seek- ing mistresses of overabundance, RI Patsy and Edina, are back for one last The shout. "Absolutely Fabulous: The Last Comedy Shout" to be exact. E L a moment, Patsy will mount it, while Eddie cheers her on. While keeping the dizzy, slapstick sensibility and innate intelligence of the original episodes, the program's too-far- over-the-top exhibition tends to grate at a length of two hours. As the plot kicks V I E W off, the girls jet off to mingle with the high oast Shout society of Europe on the slopes of Val D'Isere. Patsy learns entral: wed. 8 p.m. that she will be homeless, and Edina exchanges "fishy aura" with her new pet dolphin. In between pursuing gorgeous things and lunching, Patsy and Edina learn that Eddie's daughter, Saffy (Julia Sawalha), is engaged. Too caught up in being fabu- lous, the decadent duo heads off for a weekend of sex, snow and skis. While the sex-crazed Patsy seduces buff ski instructors, Edina has a near- death experience in which she discusses shopping and the meaning of life with God (a whimsical cameo by Marianne Faithfull). Instilling a newfound mater- nal instinct in Edina, the experience allows her to rush home to interfere with her daughter's wedding plans. With almost monotonous physical comedy, "The Last Shout"'s wholly worthwhile hilarity is created by the out- standing chemistry and utter magnetism spotlight"}" of Saunders and Lumley, who alw s remember that Patsy and Edina ai human three-dimensional characters. Some dismal lows, however, do exist - the comedy mostly relies on tile nuances of the characters and falling down, rather than on the witty one-li ers and outrageous situations that ear- marked the original series. Nonetheless, Patsy and Edina arestl the goddesses of gorging, surrounded by lovers, liquor, lunatics and Lagroix. Though far from fabulous, "The Last Shout" deserves some gratitude fdr implanting the bittersweet taste of fina4- ity on a television institution. . As Patsy would say, "Cheers. TbadOks a lot.' If it's DKNY, they'll don it. If it's a powder, they'll ingest it. If it's made of alcohol, they'll imbibe it. If it stops for Joanna Lumley and Jennifer Saunders are absolutely fabulous, darling. COLD SORES? Apply LYCALL OINTMENTwhen you feel that first tingle, and the cold sore may not break out at all. Or if it has, LYCALL OINTMENT may help get rid of it in a day or two. VALU-RITE PHARMACIES Satisfaction guaranteed. 'Metro' delivers migraines I By Julia Shih Daily Arts Wiiter What do large quantities of cheap wine, Gilbert Gottfried and Eddie Murphy's new movie, "Metro," have in common? They will all give you noth- ing but a massive, blinding headache. Touchstone Pictures presents "Metro" as an action thriller starring I A huge diversity of student organizations are waiting just for you! Come & find out more about campus organizations at the University of Michigan! Murphy and Michael Rapaport. Murphy plays Scott Roper, the police department's ace hostage negotiator whose cool head and silver tongue can get him out of the most delicate situa- tions. Michael Rapaport is rookie Kevin McCall, the new guy on the force whom Roper is assigned to train. When jewel thief, Korda (Michael Wincott), kills one of Roper's friends, Roper vengefully pursues him and bringshim to justice. But when Korda escapes from prison, Roper must use all of his wits to survive the criminal's psy- chotic games. In "Metro," as in other action thrillers, the numerous special effects and stunts are supposed to make up for a weak plot. Although this movie's plot is actually stronger than most films of its genre, its special effects and stunts are less than spectacular. Most interesting about the film is its perspective on hostage negotiations. Along the same lines of what "Top Gun" was supposed to do for fighter pilots and what "Backdraft" was supposed to do E for firefighters, "Metro" attempts A to glamorize hostage negotia- tors. Their calm control and con- frontations with danger are two of the reasons why hostage negotiators deserve to be viewed as heroes. Scott Roper's wisecracks provide most of the entertainment in "Metro.' From complimenting his girlfriend's sweetness, to training McCall with a simulated hostage situation, his endless quips will have people laughing regu- larly throughout the film. Murphy, a li 'I'JTUENTI' ()ItAAIION FAIR Current members of various student organizations will be in the Michigan Union eager to talk to you and answer your questions. Get involved! TIHUR1SDAY, JANIARY 23, 1997 11:00AM -4:00PM MICHIGAN UNION SPONSORIEDR lv I'I O: OI'IC OF S'mi' mAE'IVIlIFS ALEADERSHIP !2U 41:1 3110(1UION U. Eddie Murphy stars in "Metro." comedian at heart, can always find ways to interject his unique brand of humor into his films. Michael Rapaport ("Beautiful Girls") is excellent as Roper's shadow. As McCall, he is a sharp-shooting, lip- reading character.. It was a disappoint- ment that McCall was not developed further. In "Metro," the camera is shaky and out of focus, and avalanches of quick cuts bombard audience E V I E W members until they are green with Metro motion sickness. The cinematogra- phy not only fails to At Showcase capture the spirit of this movie, but it succeeds in making people feel com- pletely ill. It's pretty hard to enjoy a film if you have your eyes shut or if you're running for the bathroom. Everything about "Metro" screams out mediocrity. If you are looking for a good action flick starring Eddie Murphy, just stay home and rent "Beverly Hills Cop.""Metro" just isn't worth the time or money. Nexus sho' Diverse rhythm By Stephanie Love For the Daily Starting a concert by banging on pieces of wood usually isn't the best way to draw in an audience. Nexus, a five-member percussion ensemble, did just that. Thursday night's concert opened with Steve Reich's "Music for Pieces of Wood," a composition played with five pairs of tuned claves. The initial simplicity of the piece, consisting only of a steady pulse, set the foun- dation for a series of "rhythmic con- structions," which rely on the substitution of beats instead of rests in a rhythmic pattern. After a second performer was added, the piece became more intense. Audience members who had originally decided that the piece involved nothing but organized banging quickly changed their minds. The new rhythm blended into the old one, only to be replaced by another voice, and then another. Eventually, the audience was surround- ed by an almost overwhelming swarm of sound. And that was just the beginning. Clarinetist Richard Stoltzman followed with Reich's "New York Counterpoint," a composition written for Stoltzman. Backed by a "clarinet sandwich" of the other 10 parts on tape, Stoltzman's per- formance revealed the often untapped richness of the clarinet. The composi- tion explored the ranges and textures produced on a clarinet, moving from a driving pulsation to lyrical interplay between the parts. At times, it was hard to differentiate between the live and taped parts. The last three pieces in the first half of the concert featured Nexus and Stoltzman. At first, it seemed like all three compositions were one, since the group moved effortlessly from one to the next. The dramatic difference in style was the only clue that the pieces were indeed separate. tion of clarinet and marimba was amaz- ing. The enthusiasm and skill of the performers created an audience- enveloping intensity, which carried over into the rest of the concert. Although slightly less exciting, th' second half was in no way inferior. "Reflections" was the only piecethat just didn't seem to fit the mood ®f tle concert. The entirely improvised:work seemed almost like an excuse for Nextis to play with their extensive collectidn of percussion instruments. Stoltzmanis wailing clarinet added to the long- winded feeling. "African Suite" was a fitting fjnale. The intriguing sound of the mbir something like a child's toy piano, was featured. "Kobina," a synthesis of ;a popular dance from Ghana, followed. At first, it was questionable if clarinet and African drumming were a suitable combination. But once Stoltzman took his cue from the style of the higl- pitched iron bell, Gankogui, the husk. began to gel. The call-and-response qualities typical of Ghana's cross-rhytli- mic music gave the piece the desie* conversational feel. The disappointingly small audice experienced an exciting if not unusil concert. After all, who knew that the combination of Western and 0o - Western music would have sucli,"cf- ative results? chance to think. The highlight RE VIE W Nexus Hill Auditorium Thursday, Jan. 16. 1997 w succeeds " is lven concert* .-' "Tristeza" was backed by a visual display of masks from various cultuire, The visual backdrop complemented th# mysterious mood created by the d-syn- thesizer and Stoltzman's lamenting clarinet. Pausing for only a second, the group began the almost ragtinte "Modinha,' before the audience had'a of the concert was when the group broke out into tle first strains of Bl Douglas' "Feastg The piece cele- brates the rhythmik diversity of Irih and African musi;, and the combina- .. .. .. TAKE BACK YOU FUTU E.. PROTECT Read the Daily. Recycle the Daily, CHOICE! Celebrate the 24th Anniversary of Roe v. Wade / / ., / \ THE BLACK STUDENT UNION AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN k HOSTS A LECTURE IN OBSERVANCE OF MLK JR. DAY FEATURING DICK GREGORY '~ s, < AUTHOR, ACTIVIST, COMEDIAN, NUTRITIONIST, AND ANTI-DRUG COUNSELOR WEDNESDAY. JANUARY 22.1997 k. guest speaker State Senator Alma Wheeler Smith followed by the video "The Fragile Promise of Choice" 6