Without A Net's final performance Iprovisational comedy troupe Without A Net is calling It quits, so be sure to check out their grand finale performance tonight. The fun begins at the U-Club in the Michigan Union at 9 p.m. Tickets for the event are a mere $3, so why not indulge yourself. Go ahead ... it's your last chance to catch this funny cast of hooligans. ,"4 Wednesday November 20, 1996 Space scam Bad acting, predictable story gum up gimmicky 'Space Jam' By Bryan Lark Daily MArs Writer _What do you get when you place the biggest athlete in the universe this side of Pele and the biggest bunny on the universe this side of Easter in a blender, and hit frappe? That's easy - you get a mediocre animated basket- ball movie that is possibly2 R the best 90-minute cross- promotional commercial in the history of advertis- ing or cinema. Starring the aforemen- tioned sports star and rab- bit, Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny, "Space Jam;' by its own greedy publicity-stunt design, has trouble getting past the overall commercial- ism of its Nike-advertisement-meets-"Who E Framed Roger Rabbit?" concept and passing into the realm of quality entertainment. Fundamentally an advertisement itself, "Space Jam," though fast-paced and enjoyable, has little to sell other than minimal charm and a mesmerizing how'd-they-do-that feast for the eyes - but will absolutely sell millions of tickets and V I E W millions of related "Jam" merchandise. Space Jam "Space Jam," the Happy Meal. "Space Jam," the plush toys. "Space Jam," At Showcase the video game. "Space Jam," the breakfast cereal. "Space Jam," the lunchbox. "Space Jam" the flamethrower. Frankly, these cross-promotions are getting way out of hand. Concentrating too heavily on what it can sell to sports and Looney Tunes fans of all ages and ignoring cinematic elements, "Space Jam" primar- ily neglects the ele- ment of plot. What little plot there is, is an omigod-we've-got- to-save-the-world storyline recycled from either a Bond movie or a B-grade science fiction film. Either way, here's a quick breakdown. asketball. Michael Jordan, perhaps you've heard of him, has retired from the Chicago Bulls, some lowly little team. Since retiring, Jordan has ineffectually tried his hand at baseball's minor leagues and has now retired to the golf courses of the world. Meanwhile, in the land of the Looney Tunes, Bugs Bunny and his extensive, all-inclusive cir- cle of friends (ducks and roosters and cats, oh my!) are being threatened by the Nerdlucks - a disarmingly cute race of little birdlike space creatures who utter such faux-tough guy phrases like "Don't move a muscle" in a falsetto remi- niscent of early New Kids on the Block. Cute as they are, the Nerdlucks have been sent by their odious employer, Swackhammer (voiced by Danny DeVito), to abduct and trans- port the Looney Tunes crew to Moron Mountain, a failing theme park on the Nerdlucks' dull home planet. Bugs, always the brains of the outfit, then barters with the diminutive aliens to a winner- takes-all basketball game, a space jam if you will. To make an already too-long story short, the Nerdlucks' secret weapon is their ability to instantly siphon new skills, and they promptly absorb all the basketball talent from the likes of Patrick Ewing and Charles Barkley. After then becoming the all-powerful Monstars, the Looney Tunes then recruit Michael Jordan as their secret weapon, who must then transform the wild, misguided team into winners. Surprisingly (note sarcasm), Jordan pulls off this coach's nightmare, and the team goes on to victory. Cue credits. Cue triumphant music. Cue feel-good hugs and kisses. Unenthusiastic yippee! Let's go home. Bill Murray, Bugs Bunny and Michael Jordan talk strategy on the court. If the plot sounds like nothing to cheer about, observe the acting for a good laugh. Michael Jordan, not surprisingly, is not an actor, nor will he ever be. Jordan is adept at play- ing basketball and himself, but not much more. Luckily, in "Space Jam," Jordan is playing both basketball Jnd himself, so everything works out nicely for his motion picture debut. Still, there's a reason why Bugs Bunny gets top billing. Strangely, the best acting in "Space Jam" comes from relative Looney Tunes newcomers, including the always wonderful Theresa Randle ("Girl 6"), the always robust Wayne Knight (Newman!) and the always fun new rabbit Lola Bunny, a seductive tomboy who steals Bugs' heart. Getting past the plot and acting missteps, the paramount detriment to "Space Jam" is its lack of that special, magical something that underlies the greatest animated spectacles, those produced by Disney. Even without that special something, "Siace Jam" will thrive. After all, "Space Jam" is 100 percent a kids' movie, aside from some amusing attempts at adulthood - including dry humor courtesy of Bill Murray and Larry Bird, a Hamlet impression, and even some cartoon nudity. What do they think this is: "Spike & Mike?" Still, taking all of the detrimental eleme* into account, "Space Jam" is the best basketball movie since "White Men Can't Juinp" (Remember "Eddie" or "Celtic Pride?"); the best commercial since, well, the last time 'flogs and Jordan teamed up; the best example of a forthcoming franchise since Harrison Ford cracked a whip. Like another purely commercial franchise, "Star Trek," "Space Jam" seems to live by a sim- ple motto: "Live long and prosper from the sal of our merchandise." Michael Jordan and the Monstars play a game of ba flluesy Shepherd to open Dylan concert Native American Silko to read at Rackham ByStephanie Jo Klein Daily Arts Writer Kenny Wayne Shepherd has known a lot of legends in his time. At 7 he sat on stage with famed bluesman Stevie Ray Vaughn, he counts the Godfather of Soul James Brown among his family __ friends, and he has p performed with B.B. King on sev- eral occasions. Now on tour with Thursday at 7 Bob Dylan, the 19- with Bob Dyla year-old blues gui- tar phenom from Shreveport, La., is proving himself to have the makings of such a legend. In a recent interview with The Michigan Daily, the self-taught musi- cian spoke of playing by ear as he gets caught up in his music. "Whenever I play somethin' that sounds cool to me, I try to remember it," Shepherd said, his Southern accent audible. "Hopefully, the next time I pick up the guitar I play it the same way. "I forget a lot of the really cool stuff that I come up with," he said with a laugh. Ke :3c 3n, t One would hope he won't forget his distinctive style of playing, displayed clearly on his debut release "Ledbetter Heights." The album's staying power, coming from rocking riffs on "What's Goin' Down," twangy, wildly fluctuat- ing scales on "Deja Voodoo" and sweet, mournful picking E V I E W on "While We Cry," kept it at No. nny Wayne I on the Billboard Shepherd Blues chart for 20 0 p.m., Hill Auditorium weeks this year. tickets $32.50 & $25 S h e p h e r d learned how to play early by mimicking the styles of blues greats like Muddy Waters, John Lee Hooker and Albert King. His initial main inspiration came from seeing Stevie Ray Vaughn play and until he was given a guitar at 9 years old, Shepherd satisfied his musical desires by running around with a toy plastic guitar made of fishing wire and string. "He just made the guitar sound the way I think it needs to sound," Shepherd said of his idol. "Everything that he played just sounded great to me. He just had this-presence about him on stage. I mean, if you were watching him you Kenny Wayne Shepherd goes for a ride with his guitar. couldn't take your eyes off of him. That's a real, real gift, for somebody to be able to grab people like that just by playin' an instrument." Shepherd tried out his gift in public at 13, when New Orleans guitarist Bryan Lee invited him to perform along with him on stage. Since then, Shepherd's been wowing audiences with his style, traveling around sever- al continents with his five-member band. His plaintive notes come through doubly clear on songs with singer Corey Sterling's rough, raw vocals, sending a distinct message through lyrics and tone that he can play the bluest blues. But what could the thin, fresh-faced blond possibly have to be blue about? "I've had a few pretty messed up experiences with women. They seem to be the root of most of the problem," Shepherd said with a chuckle, at least in the music. "I've had other problems than that, but that's where a lot of my song ideas come from." Shepherd says he now hears from some people he'd lost track of years before, who seem to think they can glom onto his newfound celebrity. "I get a lot of girls callin' me up that I haven't heard from in, like, three years, saying, 'Hey Kenny, what's goin' on, maybe we should go out sometime. Like she would've called me otherwise? See SHEPHERD, Page 9 By Mary Trombley For the Daily Leslie Marmon Silko is one of the most respected Native American fic- tion writers in the United States today. As part of the Native American Heritage Month and the Women of Color in the Academy Project, she will read at Rackham Auditorium tomorrow night at 7:30. Silko will be wel- comed to Ann P Arbor with a tra- Le ditional drum Le greeting by the Treetown Singers, Ra( a drum group composed of male Native American residents of Ann Arbor. Shannon Miller, of the Ojibwa tribe, will give a blessing. Though Silko is best known for her groundbreaking 1977 novel "Ceremony," she is also an accom- plished poet, essayist and short story writer. Silko's major awards include a 1977 Pushcart Prize for Poetry and a five-year "genius" fellowship from the MacArthur Foundation. Her works have been collected in the "Norton Anthology of Poetry" and "The Best American Short Stories 1975." Silko's dizzying and subversive second novel, "Almanac of the Dead," merited much critical attention upon its publication in 1991. Silko's Laguna Pueblo heritage inspires the form and content of her lit- erary works. For example, Native American concepts of time influence the chronological structure of "Ceremony." Silko also weaves traditional myths and stories into the body of the novel. "Ceremony's" spiritual center lies in the connection between her mixed- blood protagonist's modern life and the myths. Silko's works promote storytelling as a vital method of preserving and trans- mitting culture. As she writes in "Ceremony": "You don't have anything ack~ / if you don't have the stories." Silko's influence on Native America writers cannot be underestimated. "Slie is the pre-eminent Native American woman writer," said English Prof. Betty Bell. Silko is important, in part, because her works and message have reached the general reading public. " Ceremony' is VI E wperhaps the Only Native Amerrcaj- lie Marmon text included the canon," Bell hursday at 7:30 m said. The novel, rhurdayat .30pm. along with ' . ham Auditorium, Free a cow ' t S c o ~t'. t Momaday 's "House Made of Dawn," "initiated the Native American renaissance, an increase in the number of books by Native American authors," Bell said. She went on to say that Silko has "influenced and mentored eve- Native American woman writerfo there," including Louise Erdrich and Joy Harjo. Silko is an outspoken advocate =of Native American communities, and has been honored by several tribal organizations. "Yellow Woman"ahd the Beauty of the Spirit," her latest collection of essays, attempts to inter- pret the Pueblo Indian oral tradition and chronicles abuses by the Unit* States Border Patrol. "Almanac of the Dead" provides detailed accounts of early native / European relations; the novels bear witness to horrible mas- sacres as well as indigenous upris- ings. Silko's worldview is not exclusively Native American. Since she believes'in the interconnectedness of all beings, Silko prefers to view herself as' an American author writing about sub of worldwide concern. What Bell called Silko's "generdis vision" does not focus solely on the Laguna Pueblo community, for, as Bell said, it is "international and inclusive, not local and exclusive." JOIN THE MOST PROMISING PROFESSION OF THE 21ST CENTURY _ .,w Prospective Teacher Education Meeting Tuesday, December 3, 1996 6:00 p.m. Whitney Auditorium Room 1309 School of Education Building Call 764-7563 for more information. Michigan's Premier Multi-Tap is also Michigan's Best Whiskey Selection 50 Scotch Single Malts " 13 Small Batch Bourbons Wednesday is: Whiskey & Cigar Night 8-11 pm Each week a featured 5 pack whiskey sampler and a cigar only $20 Limit 20 persons, tickets available in advance True or False? iEnglish is, like, degenerating before our eyes VGood grammar is a matter of self discipline No need to resort to miming on the Diag for a little cash next term! 0