Ule Sicljatim t~g She keeps going and going ... Brad Pitt's girlfriend - Gwyneth Paltrow, that is - is alive and well at the Michigan Theater. She stars in "Emma," you know, that story upon which last summer's hit, "Clueless," was based. Catch her at 7 and 9:15 p.m. today, or on most other days during the next two weeks. Wednesday September 4, 19961 A 'Very Brady' pop culture trip Oasis rocks its way, out of the U.K. By Joshua Rich Daily Arts Editor Keep beating that dead horse. Keep spewing that typical stream of mind- less, witless humor. Keep treating audi- ences to an escape from today by seeing the world through the eyes of yester- day's sweethearts. Not that "The Brady Bunch" was ever the darling of American comedy. But that groovy R old feeling keeps coming back no A matter how many silly scenarios we find the Brady At Brian family tumbling into. And why should the rulers of the "Brady" empire bury their long-dead horse when it can still make them money? For some strange reason, the original "Brady Bunch" television show never escaped the airwaves since its uncere- monious cancellation in 1974. Syndication forced the program - an anachronism even in the '70s when the bell-bottomed clan posed as something out of an "Ozzie and Harriet" night- mare - into the lofty halls of late-20th century popular culture. (And what a distinction that is!) "The Brady Bunch Movie" resurrected that ridiculously clue- less clan, and it became a surprise hit when it pre- miered early last year. The success of that film - much the same as with its current sequel, "A Very Brady Sequel" - was that it provided a summary glance at popular "Brady" themes combined with a satirical look at how peo- ple from the "more care- free" 1970s might view ~ America today. And while the latest opus is certainly neither funnier, nor more origi- nal than its predecessor, it is very much the wiser. The film, which pulls its title from the "A Very Brady Christmas" TV movie that appeared in 1990, is a mish- mash of tidbits from the voluminous history of Bradydom. The characters, clothing, sets and language are vintage "Brady." The cast, an ensemble of dead ringers for the orig- inal TV actors, is a VIEW talented group. Talented, that is, at ery Brady what they attempt Seque to achieve: to imi- tate and at the same ood and Showcase time mock the char- acters from the Bradys' initial incarnation. The hyper- E' V )rwc With a new hit on their hands, the Bradys stand proud. bolic giddiness and good times are rem- iniscent of the "Brady Bunch Live" stage show that toured the nation in recent years. So what of the plot and themes that run rampant through "A Very Brady Sequel?" By this point, after years of reruns of the original show, record albums, car- toons, variety shows, TV movies, miniseries and feature films, you can't blame the film's producers for giving us a storyline that isn't strictly "Brady." It has something to do with a . stolen ancient statue, the arrival of mother Carol's (Shelley Long) long-lost husband (who, unlike the deceased real mother of the boys, was believed to have divorced Mrs. Brady before the show ever began, although it was never explicitly mentioned), and a trip to Hawaii. Unlike in "The Brady Bunch Movie," none of the plot's main threads have much to do with the original show. The dearest "Brady Bunch" connoisseur will remember that Mrs. Brady had a husband before Mike (Gary Cole), that the statue at the center of the film was an insignificant prop from the family's TV days, and that the bunch once took a trip to Hawaii. But that same fan will be dis- appointed, ..f i n di ng r - few corre- : lations be- tween this story and anything else Brady. Why go to Hawaii and not do exactly what the origi- nal characters did on TV? Why randomly create this ex-hus- band character (Tim Matheson) and stick him in the middle of the film? Why throw in gratuitous cameos by Zsa Zsa Gabor, John Hillerman and Barbara Eden when they aren' pertinent? No doubt director Arlene Sanford goes a bit overboard in her portrayal of the Bradys and her use of past TV icons. The same goes for her exaggerated employment of themes that either existed very little in the original show or not at all. Mike never really gave little moralistic pep talks like he does in this film; Jan (Jennifer Elise Cox) wasn't ALWAYS such a loser and bridesmaid to her big sister; Greg (Christopher Daniel Barnes) and Marcia (Christine Taylor) never had any sort of implied romance on screen. Yet, this last thematic glitch does direct us toward the film's major suc- cess - the element that really makes it worth seeing. In large part, "A Very Brady Sequel" departs from its "Brady" lineage in more than just plot and themes. It reverses the premise that was at the heart of the first film by turning its satire onto the viewer. However unreal or absurd the Bradys may seem, by looking at the present world through their eyes we realize just how ridiculous the America of the '90s really is - peo- ple have multiple earrings and nose rings and eyebrow rings; people wear strange, leathery clothes and wild hair- dos; people listen to music that sounds much like fingernails on a chalkboard. So what's worse, bell-bottoms and flowery clothing or what seems like a world resting on the doorstep of purga- tory? Go ahead, "Brady Bunch" producers. Keep beating this dead horse as long as you wish. Maybe we'll eventually learn something. Kurt Russell eludes super stud status NEW YORK (AP) - Kurt Russell has meant big box-office for years, so why isn't he usually mentioned in the same breath as Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks and Arnold Schwarzenegger? "I'm not a magazine cover guy"' Russell told Newsday in an interview published Sunday. "My opinions aren't popular and I don't promote myself. My movies, yes, but not me." Russell's past three films - "Executive Decision," "Stargate" and "Tombstone" - have made more than $200 million in the United States alone. But the actor, whose latest film is "Escape from L.A.," isn't part of the "in" crowd. He likes boar hunting, lib- ertarian politics and is a booster of the National Rifle Association. Director Jonathan Demme, who directed Russell in "Swing Shift," describes him as an original. "Who else is out there who can play dramatic leads, romantic leads and action heroes?" he said. "If you think about it, there's no one else like him in movies right now." By Aaron Rennie Daily Arts Writer Oasis' popularity in the United Kingdom is almost unfathomable. Since the release of their first single, "Supersonic," in early 1994, Oasis has become the biggest pop phenomenon since The Beatles and the largest live act since the heyday of Led Zeppelin. There are seven Oasis cover bands at the moment in Great Britain, as well as thousands of young men copying lead singer Liam Gallagher's style of dress and rather unkempt, hair-over-ears 'do. Furthermore, if Oasis' songwriter and lead guitarist Noel Gallagher says he likes a band, like Ocean Colour Scene, then the group suddenly gets played by British radio stations and is written up by the press, a term the New Musical Express deems RE "N o e I r o c k ." While one might wonder why Oasis has become even more suc- cessful than semi- nal British '80s groups like The Police, The Smiths and The Stone Roses -or deserving '90s bands like Radiohead and James- they have a few qualities that set them apart from the pack: Their catchy, tightly crafted yet rocking songs, which appeal to both working-class and middle-class music fans, something that can't be said about fellow countrymen. Blur or Pulp; Liam Gallagher's sex appeal and much-improved voice; and the band's willingness to tour relentless- ly, which brought the band to the Metro Oetroit area for the fourth time in a year and a half last Friday night. After under-appreciated sets by the Manic Street Preachers and the Screaming Trees, Oasis sauntered onto the stage to a hero's welcome at the only two-thirds-full Palace at Auburn Hills. After a rather tentative opening of "Acquiesce" a fantastic b-side to "Some Might Say" that Noel Gallagher regrets not releasing as a single, Oasis burst into "Supersonic;" during which rhythm guitarist Paul "Bonehead" Arthurs and apparently-stoned bassist Paul "Guigsy" McGuigan seemed to click with the more pronounced playing of Noel and drummer Alan White. The band's momentum continued through "Hello""Some Might Say"and "Roll With It,"pausing only momentari- ly for Noel to tune his Gibson between songs and for Liam to drink some water. This professional attitude on stage is a welcome change at Oasis concerts, as Liam was notorious for getting liquored up during shows and coming to blows with Noel and Bonehead. As a result, the vocals were exceptional -especially since he didn't sing at their MTV Unplugged taping in London or at the first show of the current U.S. tour in Chicago due to a bout of laryngitis- and Noel's guitar tone could be deci- m E phered at the Palace, a venue whose acoustics are not exactly ideal. Oasis hurried a bit through "Slide Away" before introducing a new song, "It's Getting Better, Man" which will supposedly be released as the band's next single in January. The tune was beautiful, with Liam singing about "going to the river of love" and "finding my way home." Following a long guitar solo, Noel repeated the chorus a few times, holding his own against Liam's more dynamic voice. The brothers Gallagher dueted nicely on the title song of their second album, "(What's The Story) Morning Glory," the fourth-best-selling album in UK his- tory. Breezing through "Cigarettes and Alcohol:' Oasis unveiled their second new song, called "My Big Mouth. V IE W Heavier than any- thing on Oasis "Morning Glory, The Palace the nevertheless August 30, 1996 quite melodic tune -which is supposedly about last year's Blur/Oasis feud- mixed funny lines like "trusting my mouth" and "sleeping with the NME" with the more romantic lyrics of "I've never been to heaven/But you assume I know the way." Oasis played an extended version of "Champagne Supernova" prior to Noel's solo acoustic mini-set. Despite lacking Liam's charisma and ability to draw thousands of teenage girls to the show, Noel elicited the biggest cheers of the* night. After a fine segue from "Whatever" into The Beatles' "Octopus' Garden" and a tender rendition of "Cast No Shadow" Noel caused near pande- monium when he strummed the first chords of "Wonderwall," provoking the crowd to chant along to every word. Still, despite a splendid performance with Noel singing their current U.S. hit, "Don't Look Back In Anger," Liam was definitely the star of the band live. Much more mobile when not singing than in previous concerts, Liam waved his arms like a gorilla, mocked the ram- pant display of gum-chewing by the teenyboppers, challenged the relatively few meatheads in the crowd to fight, and simply looked darn cool when he did his various rock star poses. "Live Forever" showcased Liam's vocal prowess before Oasis deconstruct- ed The Beatles' "I Am The Walrus. Once again, all eyes were on Liam, as he wandered from the stage left to the stage right speakers, sat down and placed his ears against them. Finally, he waved and bowed to his fans. As the one hour and 45 minute show terminated, Oasis' five members thanked the crowd and proud- ly walked off the stage, confident that the next time they'll be back they quite likely will be as huge in thJe heartland as U2 and R.E.M., their only true competi- tion for the mythical title of "bigges* band in the world." 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