8- The Michigan Daily - Wednesday, March 27, 1996 UE# C The Beatles Anthology 2 Apple / Capitol The Beatles are probably the only rock'n'rolI band in the world that could release six discs of their trash, and still have it be more wonderful than the majority of other rock music on the market. "Anthology 2," the Beatles' second two-disc installment of their demos, live tracks, alternate takes and new material covers the band's most pro- lific years. The collection contains music from February 1965 to February 1968, encompassing the albums "Help!" "Rubber Soul," "Revolver," "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" and "Magical Mystery Tour." While the concept of "Anthology 2" is the same as "Anthology 1," which was released November 1995, the second re- lease is far superior in sound quality and musical quality to its predecessor. Along with the old material comes another new Beatles single, "Real Love," which is more interesting and closer to classic Beatles style than "Free As A Bird" from "Anthology 1." Re- corded by John Lennon in 1979, the track originally only included piano and vocals. Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr hired pro- ducer George Lynne to add their vocals and instruments to the track, and in early 1995 they recorded the new ver- sion. While the song is pretty good, it is still nowhere near the caliber of the band's original classic material. Aside from "Real Love," "Anthol- ogy 2" contains three previously unreleased, yet worthwhile tracks - "If You've Got Trouble," "That Means A Lot" and "12-Bar Original." With three alternate takes of "Straw- berry Fields Forever" and a slew of other top Beatles hits, "Anthology 2" makes a great addition to the collections ofanyone from Beatles fanatics to people simply interested in learning more about the phe- nomenon surrounding the greatest Two actors rehearse their roles in Opera Theater's double-bill of Italian comic operas. Clasic cominc operas bgim Opera Theater's amusing productions begin tomorrow rock'n'roll band of all-time. Many of the tracks on the discs are fairly similar to their loved versions, but others are stripped down to their bare bones to reveal more raw and equally enchanting versions. "Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds" without most of the psychedelic background tracks is amazingly natural-sounding and enjoy- able, as is "I Am The Walrus." Others like the great wacky ska tune "You Know My Name (Look Up The Number)," a B-side to "Let It Be," appears with material cut out when it was originally released. A fun outtake of "You've Got to Hide Your Love Away" with the sound of glass breaking and Lennon's banter of "Paul's broken a glass, broken a glass, Paul's broken a glass" is a great addition to the track. "Anthology 2" is a great teaching tool to learn more about the Beatles' illustrious history, and also for people to hear the amazing progressions the band made in the studio with the help of producer George Martin. With its total 45 tracks, "Anthology 2" is a beautiful collection. All the tracks sound marvelous and add new life to the classic material, making the songs, new and old, more exciting than ever before. - Brian A. Gnatt "Weird Al" Yankovic Bad Hair Day Scotti Bros. "Weird Al"Yankovic is cool. Enough said. He writes the most creative parodies in music. "Like a Surgeon," "Eat It," "Fat" and "Smells Like Nirvana" are ingenious. Some of the new material on his latest album, "Bad Hair Day," even competes with his classic material. Weird Al has a problem though. While famous forhis parodies, his original songs, which make up about 50 percent of his albums, are usually plain stupid and un- funny. More bizarre is that all of his originals are still caught in the early to mid='80s cheese style of music. His syn- thesizers and retarded lyrics push the limits of a listener's sanity and he looks exactly the same as he did 15 years ago. But hey, you still gotta love him. The lead track on "Bad Hair Day,' "Amish Paradise," a spoof of Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise," is an instant Al classic. He sings: "As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain / take a look at my wife and realize sh very plain/ But that's just perfect for an Amish like me / You know I shun fancy things like electricity." By Emily Lambert Daily Arts Writer "High art it ain't," Joshua Major joked. Major is a School of Music lecturer and the director of this weekend's double- bill from the Opera Theater. Two comic one-act operas, "Gianni Schicehi" by Giacomo Puccini and "I Campanello" by Gaetano Donizetti, will be performed at the Mendelssohn Theater by voice students. Pier Calabria will GINANNI SCHICCHI/IL dP CAMPANELLO Where: Lydia Mendelssohn Theater When: Thursday through Saturday at 8 p.m. Sunday at 2 p.m. Tickets are $12-16, $6 student admission. Call 764-0450 for more information. lead the Univer- sity Philharmonia Orchestra. The two operas will be sung in Italian and there will be En- glish supertitles. Major doesn't like using labels to identify works, but he said that this weekend's simple and charming," Major said. "There's nothing high- brow about it." The full title of "Il Campanello" - "I1 campanello di notte"- is translated "The Night Bell," and refers to an old Italian law that requires a pharmacist to answer his bell at any hour of the night. In the opera, the elderly Don Annibale Pistacchio has married young Serafina. Enrico, Serafina's jilted beau, has vowed to ruin the couple's wedding night. Enrico rings the bell, bitter and in various disguises. Puccini wrote 12 operas, including "La Boheme," "Tosca" and "Madama Butterfly." His only comedy, "Gianni Schicchi," fills out this bill. " Schicchi' is a different beast in that it's a much more developed, mature work from a very mature composer," Major said. In "Gianni Schicchi," the wealthy and repentant Buoso Donati has died and willed all ofhis money to the church. His relatives, feigning grief, are mortified to learn of the depar- ture of what they consider the family fortune. The rash relatives turn to the cunning peasant Gianni Schicchi for help. Schicchi explains that Buoso's death should be kept a secret until a dying Buoso - an impostor- can leave a final will with the notary. But in comedy, nothing's that easy. "Both operas have been conceived very specifically," said Major, applauding the stage designs and sets. "They're very fun and very funny. It's amusing how we've done it," Major said, adding, "but I don't want to give it away." e t entertainment promises to be good, "lowbrow" fun. "It's charming. It's a diversion. It's light," he said. "It's a distraction from life, as good operas and movies and plays are supposed to be." Donizetti's "Il Campanello," written in one week in 1836, is what Major called a "comedy of exaggeration." "It's a typical example of early Donizetti comedy. It's Weird Al does the humpty hump. One fun parody on the album, "The Alternative Polka," is one of Al's famous polkamedleys featuring the likesofBeck, Alanis, Nine Inch Nails, SmashingPump- kins, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Foo Fighters andothers. Another fun parodyis"Gump," a take-offofthe Presidents ofthe U.S.A.'s "Lump." The rest of the album is a bit slow, however, and turns out to be somewhat of a dud. Unfortunately, with'Al's e - treme highs, you have his extreme1o No matter though. He's still cool. - Brian A. Gnatt Cosmicity The Moment TBL Music Liam Gallagher, lead singer and son& time music critic, would probably th of Cosmicity's "The Moment" like this: "Non-imaginative bollocks keyboard crap," like he did when alluding to the DJ's-turned-samplers the Chemical Brothers. While "Our Kid" may be a bit harsh and generalizing with his belief, it more or less sums up "The Moment." One the plus side, Cosmicity, essen- tially Mark Nicholas singing and pro- gramming various instruments, is arather happy group, with clearvocalsand hapq songs. Furthermore, songs like "Into It and the title track are quite easy to dance to and are good fodder for strobe-lit Top 44 clubs, if that is your prerogative. Now the bad news: The majority of "The Moment" is really poor. The album is littered with cheese, like "Keep Me In Mind" and "W.T.M.1.8.4.," which al- ludes to 184-beats-per-minute. If you are afan of"oontz-oontz," bass-drivensons with a female attempting to hit really hi notes in the background, why not just purchase the best of 2 Unlimited? Nevertheless, even though the major- ity of this album sounds like just about everything you've unwittingly engulfed at various parties, if you are a fan of this MTV Dance Mix-esque genre, you will probably find something you'd like about "The Moment." Morepowertoyouifyou do. -Aaron Renn See RECORDS, Page Have you cast your vote yet? STEVE MARTIN A" Surprise, surprise ... John's alive! Reputation eludes Network's 'Maids' By Kristin Cleary For the Daily Performance Network is well-known throughout the area for being a very innovative and creative theater. How- ever, this description does not prove very accurate for their current produc- tion of Jean Genet's "The Maids." Al- though I have greatly enjoyed past Per- formance Network productions-most recently "Famous Orpheus" - "The Maids" provided a very oppressive and tedious evening. "The Maids" is a single-set, single- act play based on the lives of two sisters who are the servants for a wealthy older woman. The action of the play revolves around the sisters role-playing the mistress and the ser- vants, and repeatedly rehearsing the daily situations of abuse they suppos- edly encounter. However, when the "Madame" actually surfaces, it seems that her relationship with the sisters is actually much less harmless than they have imagined. It is the sisters' overactive imagina- tions that seem to get the better of them, as well as the play in general. For a disproportionately large part of the play, mT it 7Cn (-Get A Piece Of The Peace... 1 1r REVIEW The Maids Performance Networ1# March 23, 1996 the sisters speculate over the various ways they could kill their mistress. When their accepted plan ofaction fails, their disappointment at their continued servitude turns tragic. However, even the death of one of the sisters is never fully realized by the other - or the audience - because of the continu existence of the imaginary world of t maids. Therole-playing within the play is at first very intriguing, making itdifficult to discern the actual events composing the play. However, the act soon be- comes tedious, and the dialogue be- tween the sisters begins to sound very melodramatic. Additionally, the relationship be- tween the sisters (played by Adrian Buonarroti and Joanna Woodcock} never seems to fully materialize. Al- though there are scenes between the maids that hint extreme intimacy - in all ways possible - the bond between the actors appeared very weak, and, therefore, the relationship was hardto AONATHANL[YNN ILM cii ...Come See For Yourself Spend this summer in Israel mr....o.t ... ln r.abt.f A..,n ® 1