GOIbe 3irbigttn &iig IICHAEL ROSENBERG Roses Are Read I' u ca/i /Ja race? teve Forbes says that "America can't be bought," but damned if he isn't going to try. The multimillionaire "publishing magnate," as those who publish a lot of stuffare called, has backed up his Brinks trucks at the edges of Iowa and New Hampshire and poured out obscene amounts of cash. He has paid for adver- tisements in newspapers. He has posted fliers. Mostly, he has flooded the televi- airwaves with a mixture of insults and promises. Typical insult: "Bob Dole/Phil Gramm/Lamar Alexander is ... a sell-out/part of the establishment/ career politician and will... raise taxes/sell out/raise spending and won't help . ou/your family/the average hard- king American." The promises mostly center around Forbes' promise of a flat tax, a mirage which has lifted him from the pack into a virtual dead heat with Dole for the Republican nomination. Forbes promises that the flat tax will do a lot of things. One of those, he says, is cause the economy to grow at such a rapid pace that the government would r eive more tax revenue, despite taxes lng lower. It won't happen, of course. No econo- mist worth his necktie will say that. But economics is not the reason for Forbes' success. In a nutshell, Forbes' appeal is this: He criticizes the tax system and tells everyone he has an easy and perfect solu- tion. Who is going to argue with that? Forbes' candidacy is merely the most absurd in a series of sad, uneventful at- *pts to take the presidency. Dole is the likely nominee, based not on any particu- lar vision or ideal but mostly on the fact that people know his name. Some people know he is generally well-respected in Washington, D.C. Most everyone knows he's been around for while, and he's tried this gig before, only to shoot himself in the foot. Dole's motto should be "Hey, it's about time we let the old guy win." The rest of the field is filled by the nteresting and the unexciting. Phil (ramm is in the disgraceful position of fighting Pat Buchanan to be the "true conservative" in the race, despite the fact that Gramm is a senator and Buchanan is a columnist for God's sake. (That's not a religious slur. Buchanan sees himselfas a Columnist For God's Sake.) Apparently, having millions of dol- lars or a column three times a week is as important as having two decades of geience in the U.S. Senate. 'wYanted. President. Qualifications: Optional. It is a tremendous sign of public distrust that many people would rather have someone unqualified run the coun- try than someone who, heaven forbid, is from "inside the Beltway," which is right between Moscow and hell on the list of America's favorite places. The truth is, when you watch the results I in on election night, the next Presi- dt of the United States will almost certainly be ... the current President of the United States. Say what you want about Bill Clinton. Much of it is true. Clinton has done almost all the things a sitting President can do to lose hisjob. Consider: He raised taxes. (A noble pursuit, yes, but it would have been easier to win if he had just ignored the deficit, a eagan). He said he regretted raising them so much. (OK, he was tired. But, politi- cally, it was a stupid thing to say, any- way, even if he actually believed it). He is perceived to be involved in scandals. (Whitewater will probably turn out to be very little, but less has been used to defeat candidates in the past. The Paula Jones allegations don't even have to be true to be used against %He has a potential foreign policy nightmare in Bosnia. (A noble pursuit, yes, but a potential nightmare in the eyes of political strategists). But despite Clinton's blunders, well- documented waffling, and remarkable lack of stature for the leader of the free HIT TH EM WITH YOURA STORIES BY ALEXANDRA TWN DAILY ARTS EDITOR t all started again in 1992 with a little film called "The Crying Game." While fat, balding Hol- lywood bigwigs sat around a buffet table trying to figure out whether Demi Moore in a slinky outfit or Arnold Schwarzenegger with a gun would sell more lunch-boxes, the small, mod- estly-budgeted independent film qui- etly took the stage. Granted, it had a hook: "Don't give away the film's big secret," read every newspaper ad. Ev- ery gushing movie critic quivered as he struggled to explain the film's baf- fling success. The same might be said for the whole slew of recent underdog mov- ies to quietly kick the respective butts of their mainstream counterparts. Some just see it as a natural retaliation, the result of mass-quantity, cardboard actions and comedies losing out to mass- quality, smaller, more personal endeav- ors. Others just see it as good luck for the smaller, no-money companies. Re- gardless of what you chalk it up to, it is not an overstatement to point out that the last three years have seen some- thing of a quiet revolution in movies. America's favorite past-time may be baseball, but the second is the movies, and lately, they've been getting a major face-lift. Much like "The Crying Game," this year's sleeper crime thriller with a twist was young director Bryan Singer's sur- prise hit "The Usual Suspects." Featur- ing a no-star cast of non-babes like Kevin Spacey, Kevin Pollak, Benecio del Toro, Gabriel Byrne, a middle Baldwin brother (with a nasty Caesar hairdo) and various others, the film (made for next to nothing) started off small and eventually ballooned out across the country. "The Usual Sus- pects" roped in the respect and green- backs of a good half of America due to patience, persistence, good word of mouth and the internet. While not as profitable as the generi- cally weepy "While You Were Sleep- ing" or the generically kooky "Batman Forever," "The Usual Suspects" did manage to blow the lid off any theory that said moviegoers wanted to sit around and watch Sylvester Stallone in a glorified leather muumuu being fol- lowed around by former Saturday Night Live-cast member Rob "Makin' Cop- ies" Schneider uttering lame-o one lin- ers. "Judge Dredd" was a stinker. Similarly, the current, twisted love story "Leaving Las Vegas" (no connec- tion to Sheryl Crow's song, thank God) found itself the unwitting darling of the movie industry in a matter of months. Shot for a mere 3.5 million bucks, the film has already earned twice that much in box-office sales. Not bad for a story about a suicidal drunkard and a whore. Not bad for a film that almost didn't get made. The film's screenwriter and di- rector, Mike Figgis, spoke last night about his experiences working on the film and how after the last big-budget film that he had worked on had bombed (1991's "Mr. Jones,") it was extremely difficult for him to get any support for his downbeat story. The Hollywood execsjust didn't think that it would sell. See INDIE FILM Page 4B A SHORT ON CASH BUT LONG ON TALENT, A NEW WAVE OF INDIE DIRECTORS H'ITS THE Bid TIMER MEN WITHOUTBlj STUDIO BA CKING Clockwise from top: Bryan Singer, director of 'The Usual Suspects," "Welcome to the Dollhouse," the cast of "The Brothers McMullen," cartoonstR. Crumb, "Shine," and JenniferJason Leigh in "Georgia." Redford's Sundance Film Festival shines spotlight on film's mavericks, unknowns A lthough rumored to have become more glamorized in recent years, the annual Sundance Film Festival still remains one of the most exciting testing grounds for the year's crop of new and independent film releases. Founded by Robert Redford in 1981, the festival has swooped down upon Park City, Utah, in late January every year since. While the bulk of independent films made in this country will never see a public screening, festivals like Sundance offer these films a chance to find a public reception as well as en- abling their creators to make contacts, participate in writing and directing work- shops and potentially find a company that will release their films. Giving out a wide variety of prizes in the Dramatic Feature, Documentary and Screenwriting categories, the festival is judged by both critics from within the film industry and the viewers of the screenings alike. Based upon the hope of preserving the spirit of independent cinema and delib- erately set away from the money-making machine-like studios, the festival has al- ways advertised a staunch anti-Holly- wood sentiment. Of late, the festival has come under attack for catering too much to Hollywood's whims - serving as a sounding board for new workers to be pulled into the Hollywood system - instead of being the upright bastion of new ideas that it once was. This year's winners saw both a refut- ing and a confirmation of past concerns about the festival's potential for Holly- wood exploitation. Heads were turned aa ith ;-ct t.;.; when " h;n " nn most alarming was the $10 million price tag attached to the purchase. Ap- parently not 'aware of the standard, humble "I can't believe my film even got played in public" speech expected from Sundance winners, "Spitfire" di- rector Lee David Zlotoff's thank you speech made generous reference to Castle Rock's after-the-fact support. Other winner's included "Troublesome Creek: A Midwestern," for both best Documentary and Audience's favorite. The story is a true account of one family's struggle to keep hold of their mid-west- ern farm. Other interesting films included Jim McKay's "Girlstown," a kind of girls 'n the hood story, "Flirt," the latest from independent maverick Hal Hartley, "If Lucy Fell," from Eric Shaeffer, one of the creators of last year's hilarious "My Life's in Turnaround" and "I Shot Andy Warhol" with the always divine Lili Tay- lor, as well as a variety of others ranging frn animate dhr t o no-nlavina ~(