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6 - The Michigan Daily - Best of Ann Arbor - Thursday, April 13, 1995


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"Many say it's way too early to be
nostalgic for a grody decade notori-
ous for ripped jeans and bitchin'
clothes, breakdancing and Donald
Trump. It's enough to make you re-
ally gag on a spoon."
- Tom Erlewine and
Heather Phares on the '80s
""We were on mushrooms, and I kept
saying 'Mister, won't you please help
my pony?' to Gene, who was passed
out on the coach. A lot comes out of
your brain when you're fucked up."
- Excerpt from an
interview with Dean Ween (Ween)
"Chances are you will never find a t-
shirt that reads 'Skinheads make bet-
ter lovers."'
- Alexandra Twin
""I was going to find the true mean-
ing of St. Patrick's Day ... as soon as
I finished my beer."
- Kari Jones

""Nail down the furniture, lock the kids
in their rooms and start pumping iron
- Big Chief is coming home."
- Mark Carlson
"Yet the magic of syndication allows
us to revisit the carefree days of
Bayside, when nerds were nerds,
Zach was king and there were only
six kids in the entire school that re-
ally mattered."
- Scott Plagenhoef's
elegy for "Saved by the Bell"
"Let's face it: CRISPing is just like
sex. It's all a matter of personal taste:
Do you want it in person, or do you
want it over the phone?"
- Melissa Rose Bernardo
"After 1991's aptly titled 'AW.F.U.L.'
or something like that, even an album
of Michael Bolton covers would have
been an improvement."
- Brian Gnatt on Van
Halen's "Balance"

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Films to look forward to:
Martin Scorsese's "Casino," Spike
Lee's "Clockers," Nick Gomez' "New
Jersey Drive," Hal Hartley's "Ama-
teur," Wayne Wang's "Smoke," Barry
Sonnenfeld's "Get Shorty," Jocelyn
Moorhouse's "How to Make an
American Quilt," Ron Howard's
"Appollo 13," Gus Van Sant's "To Die
For," Carl Franklin's "Devil in a Blue
Dress" and the ensemble work, "Four
Rooms."
Best on-screen duo:
Morgan Freeman and Tim
Robbins, "The Shawshank
Redemption."
You should have known
better:
"Reservoir Dogs" star
Michael Madsen for
turning down the Vincent
Vega role in "Pulp Fiction"
to be in "Wyatt Earp."
Most ironic casting:
O.J. Simpson as an L.A.
police squad member in
"Naked Gun 331/3."

The "Ishtar" probably
sounded like a good idea at
the time award:
Michelle Pfieffer and Jack
Nicholson's "Wolf."
Best attempt at milking
the American conscience:
"Forrest Gump"
Best film it took 32
different individuals to
write:
"The Flintstones"
Worst film it took 32
different individuals to
write:
"The Flintstones"
The Dan Aykroyd award,
or "Whoa! You weren't
afraid to put on a couple of
pounds":
Dianne Wiest at this year's
Academy Awards
The "Reality Bites" award
for worst generational
mouthpiece:
"PCU"
Films to fear a
Kevin Costner, "Waterworld,"
Sylvester Stallone in "Judge Dredd,"
"Ace Venturs 2: Nature Calls," the
Howard Stern vehichle, "Private
Parts," Frank Marshall's "Congo," and
"The Bridges of Madison County."
Future classics (hopefully)
"Hoop Dreams," "Ed
Wood," "Pulp Fiction"

Worst "Best":
"What Happened Was..."
Best "Worst":
"Hideaway"
Worst "Worst":
"Exit to Eden"
Best Chick Flick:
"Little Women" and any
Brad Pitt ilm
Best Guy Film:
"Milk Money." Every guy's
childhood fantasy comes
true: a $10 hooker
Finally a Bride Award:
Best Actress Jessica Lange
Best Projectionist:
Walt at the Michigan
Theater
Worst Projectionist:
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Best local film group:
Ann Arbor Film
Cooperative
Best reason not to lar
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"Batman" series
"EFd Wood"
Frank Sinatra Award
Martin Landau, for be
cut off at the Oscars
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