____ The Michigan Daily - Weekend etc. - Thursday, April 6. 1995 -13 FILMS OPENING: THURSDAY THURSDAY THURSDAY BAD Boys The film that was just too stupid for homeless, unemployed, ex- Saturday Night Livers Jon Lovitz and Dana Carvey was apparantly perfect for Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. At Briarwood: 1:00, 4:00, 6:40, 9:15. At Showcase: 1:00, 4:00, 7:05, 9:40, 12:05. DON JUAN DEMARCO Love me two times, baby. Winona Ryder reject Johnny Depp is a modern-day Don Juan whose life-long winning streak comes to a resounding halt when, after having successfully swept the elegant, ageless, feather-like Faye Dunaway off her feet, he is literally unable to budge Marlon Brando. At Briarwood: 1:15, 3:40, 7:40, 10:15. At Showcase: 12:45, 3:00, 5:10, 7:35, 7:40, 9:45, 10:10, 12:00, 12:30.. THE FOUR CORNERS OF NOWHERE Cryptic, humorous, non-condescending twentysomething film shot in and around Ann Arbor. You know someone in it. Don't miss it. At State: 11:30 p.m. A GOOFY MOVIE Why would anyone want to watch a full-length movie about Goofy? And why wasn't Kato asked to star? At Showcase: 12:00, 1:50, 3:40, 5:30, 7:30, 9:30. ONCE WERE WARRIORS Acclaimed documentary. At State: 1:30,4:30, 7:00, 9:30. ROB Roy see Liam Neeson and Jessica Lange frolic in some far-off land. Or don't.At Showcase: 1:00, 4:10, 7:15, 10:05, 12:30. This is Goofy with his son Max in "A Goofy Movie." Who would procreate with Goofy anyway? Yikes! F I L M S H 0 L D I N 0: BORN TO BE WILD Yes! Finally, the Newt Gingrich/Rush Limbaugh/Arlen Hatch summer road trip movie we've all been waiting for. At Showcase: 12:20, 2:55, 5:30. CANDYMAN: FAREWELL TO THE FLESH Leprosy: It sucks, but you gotta teach the kids sometime. At Showcase: 7:50, 10:15, 12:20. CIRCLE OF FRIENDS Oh, boy, a heartwarming tale of teenage love in Ireland. Newcomer Minnie Driver is cool but watch out for Chris "Guppy" O'Donnell as the object of her affection. At Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 12:10, 2:25, 4:40, 7:00, 9:20. At Showcase: 12:00, 2:30, 5:00, 7:30, 9:55, 12:15. *DOLORES CLAIBORNE Kathy Bates and Jennifer Jason Leigh star in the latest from Stephen King. All is well with a re-united mother and daughter until a mysterious, e-mailing houseguest, known only as "Jakato" arrives, seeking Little Debbie's, "Big Gals" and a laptop computer. Chaos ensues when the ghost of former houseguest Kirk Cameron returns to haunt, demanding puberty and the return of his career. At Briarwood: 1:10, 4:15, 7:00, 9:40. At Showcase: 1:30, 4:15, 7:00, 9:50, 12:25. EXOTICA Dirty Dancing in Canada! At Briarwood: 1:45, 7:10. At Showcase: 12:00. THE MADNESS OF KING GEORGE Finally, the Bush bio-pic we've all been *praying for. At Ann Arbor I & 2: (th) 4:45, 7:05, 9:15. MAJOR PAYNE The sequel to "In the Army Now." This time, Pauly Shore gets his behind kicked by Damon Wayans and a whole slew of decent, good-movie watching Americans. At Briarwood: 12:30, 2:45, 5:00, 7:20, 9:30. At Showcase: 12:40, 2:50, 5:05, 7:25, 9:30, 11:50. MAN OF THE HOUSE In a desperate attempt to latch onto the celebrity port-o- potty on which his ample-and-growing behind no longer resides, Chevy Chase and some blond twirp bring us the first Kato Kalin bio-pic. At Showcase: 2:20, 4:35. MURIEL'S WEDDING Cool, quirky Aussie flick about a non-traditional gal who *finds a way to have it all. At Ann Arbor I & 2: 12:30, 2:45, 5:00, 7:20, 9:40. At Showcase: 12:20, 2:35, 5:00, 7:40, 10:10, 12:20. OUTBREAK Rainman, Lightning Jack and David Cassidy all break into Taco Bell, hoping to find the secret of the ooze. Watch sparks fly when they catch Bill Clinton on one of his late night munchie runs. At Briarwood: 130, 4:20, 7:15, 10:00. At Showcase: 12:30, 3:30, 7:10, 10:00, 12:30. PiLP FICTION Although shunned out at the Oscars by Forrest "I'm a good American" Gump, this is still one of the best films of the year. At State: 1:30, 4:30, 8:00, 11:00. At Showcase: 1:00, 4:00, 7:20, 10:20. TALL TALE The interactive, O.J. movie has finally arrived. At Showcase: 12:00. TANK GIRL Lori "Annoying Chiuawa" Petty stars in this futuristic comic book adventure flick. At Briarwood: 4:40, 9:45. At Showcase: 12:30, 2:45, 5:10, 7:25, 9:40, 11:55. TOMMY Boy Saturday Night Live's Chris Farley and David Spade star in the true life, wacky adventures of Arts Editor Tom "Tommy Boy" Erlewine and Metal Editor Kirk "The Kirk" Miller. Watch sparks fly when they meet Susan Powter, Bill Shatner and Dom Deluise, who are all trying to bum a ride to Kato's MTV Unplugged and Unconscious live from Daytona Beach *special. At Briarwood: 12:45, 3:00, 5:15, 7:30, 9:50. At Showcase: 12:15, 2:40, 4:50, 7:20, 9:35, 11:50. SECOND RUN Films: Mm ... a na.At Pn 0. An COMPLETELY AUVE: THE PEACE CORPS EXPERIENCE (1994) Short film profiling the endeavors of six volunteers. With a discussion afterwards. Intl Ctr 7:00. Free. SANKOFA (1993) Ethiopian epic about a present day African caste system of slavery as seen through the eyes of a modern woman. Mich 7:00. SURNAME VIEr, GIVEN NAME NAM (1989) Conclusion of the Women and Differences Film Series with this study of the life of Vietnamese women. 1300 Chem 7:00. Free. SEX, DRUGs AND DEMOCRACY (1994) The Teddy Kennedy story. Mich 9:30. F R I DAY 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY (1968) A special 70mm presentation of the classic space epic about humans and technology. Mich 6:30. AMERICA AMERICA (1963) Elia Kazan's account of a young Greek boy who attempts to receive passage to the U.S. First film of the Greek film festival. Nat Sci 7:30. SANKOFA (1993) A two-hour film about instant coffee. Mich 9:15. SEX, DRUGS AND DEMOCRACY (1994) The story of United States Repre- sentative Sonny Bono (ha!). Mich midnight. S A T U R D A Y VAN GOGH (1992) Director Maurice Pialat's study of the last 67 days of the artist's life. MLB 3 7:00 & 9:40. REMBETIKO (1984) Part of the Greek film festival, this movie depicts the "great disaster" of 1922 as seen through the lives of a singer and his family. Nat Sci 7:30. S U N D A Y LYSISTRATA (1976) Aristophanes' story of ancient Greek women who go on a "sex strike." Part of the Greek film festival and shown with "Never on Sunday." Nat Sci 2:00. KING OF KINGS (1928) DeMille's epic about the life of Jesus of Nazareth. Sheraton 3:00. 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY (1968) My God, it's full of stars! Mich 3:00.SANKOFA (1993) A two-hour film about instant coffee. Mich 9:15. SEX, DRUGS AND DEMOCRACY (1994) Film whose title is taken from the first words of the original draft of the Declaration of Indepen- dence. Mich 8:15. M O N D A Y 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY (1968) For God's sake, go see it! It is only one of the greatest films of all time. Mich 7:00. SEX, DRUGS, AND DEMOCRACY (1994) Really, it is a documentary about life in Holland. Mich 9:45. T U E S D A Y CINEMA IN INDIA FILM SERIES Featured film is "Masala" about a South Asian community in Toronto. Nat Sci 7:00. Free. IVAN AND ABRAHAM (1993) Story of the friendship between two boys, one Jewish, one gentile, in 1930s Poland. Mich 7:00. SEX, DRUGS, AND DEMOCRACY (1994) Hash Bash revisited. But this time it is not just a bunch of annoying high school students and old fart hippies. Mich 9:15. W E D N E S D A Y INSIDE OUT (1994) An epic saga about belly buttons! Aud B. Free. EASY RIDER (1969) Get your motor runnin'. Head out on the highway. Lookin' for adventure ... Mich 7:00. THE IMPATIENTS It's almost like having a band playing right in your own home. Come see this retro-inspired band play in the Michigan League Basement. And free is a very good price. Michigan League Underground. 8:30 p.m. JUNE TABOR Featured on the "Beat the Retreat" CD, this Irish folk star also has a new disc out on Green Linnet. The Ark. $11 at door. 8 p.m. STEEL POLE BATHTUB Yet another punk band from the Bay Area. But, this one integrates spoken word. How original! Also listen for the Helmet-ish punk of Philo Bedow and psychedelic noise rock stuff from Love 666. Blind Pig. $5 in advance at Schoolkids' or call 810-645-6666. Doors 9:30 p.m. JOHNNY Sooko Ska? Indianapolis? See Johnny Socko and find out if it's true. Rick's. MORPHINE Come toot your horn with Morphine, who put on some great live shows. Will this be one of them? 18+ at St. Andrew's Hall. 8 p.m. TRAGICALLY HIP With theirnew CD,"Day For Night,"the Hip are back with their earthy, backroads rock songs for Neil Young. Royal Oak Music Theater. Call 810-546-74610. SHAQUILLE O'NEAL See the Shaq attack in person at the State Theater in Detroit. Call 313-961-5450. ROYAL CONCERToEBOUw ORCHESTRA OF AMSTERDAM See one of the greatest orchestras in the world perform under the direction of Riccardo Chaihly. 8:00 p.m. at the Hill Auditorium. Tickets are $55, $45, $36, $18. Call 764-2538. F RIDAY SPECIAL CONSENSUS A national bluegrass act that will be joined onstage by former Deadbeat Society (no, not the Dead Poet Society) member Colby Maddox. The Ark. $10 at door. 8 p.m. BIG DAVE AND THE ULTRASONICS This local fave plays jump blues as close by as the Blind Pig. BROTHER RABIT A college pop/rock cover band. Rick's. SYMPHONY BAND & CONCERT BAND with conductors H. Robert Reynolds, Gary Lewis, and Dennis Glocke. 8:00 p.m. at the Hill Auditorium. Free. S ATURDAY PAT SMmI She's a poet, a leader, and she all-around rocks. See her perform an acoustic and intimate show in memory of her late husband, Fred "Sonic" Smith. With Lenny Kaye and others. The Ark. $15 Schoolkids' or call 763-8587. 7:30 and 9:30 p.m. VERVE PIPE This newly signed RCA power pop quartet plays two shows. The first is all ages and the second is 19+. Blind Pig. 6 p.m. and 9:30 p.m. GANGSTER FUN Ska, ska, and more ska! Nadsat Nation (whose name we see all over campus) opens with ska inflected modern rock. Rick's. JESTER'S CRowN Celebrating the release of their new CD, "Above the Storm," is this local rock outfit. U-Club in the Michigan Union. Free with student I.D. 7 p.m. TODAY Is THE DAY Show up for the show and see if they're anything like you could possibly imagine. Saint Andrew's Hall. Call 313-961-MELT. MEN'S GLEE CLUB 135TH ANNUAL SPRING CONCERT The Glee Club sings under the direction of Jerry Blackstone at the Hill Auditorium. Tickets are $10, $8, $5, $3. Call 764-1448. ALL-STAR TRIBUTE TO MILT JACKSON Part of the Ameritech Just Jazz Series. 8:00 p.m. at Orchestra Hall. Tickets are $50, $32, $31, $26, $11. Call (313) 833- 3700. THE PITTSBURGH BOYCHOIR The choir will make a stop at St. Andrew's Episcopal Church on their "Heartland Tour '95." 7:30 p.m. For info. call 663-5377. SUNDAY MARTY SOMBERG AND FRIENDS Irish music and other stuff that makes you want to jig. Played by assorted people including Chris Rietz, John Babula, Debbie Jackson, and more. The Ark. $9 at door. 8 p.m. BRASS ENSEMBLE CONCERT Student brass ensembles with a guest appearance by the Faculty Brass Quintet. Recital Hall, School of Music at2:00. Free. ITZHAK PERLMAN Special recital appearance at Orchestra Hall. 4:00 p.m. Tickets are $100, $60, $40, $20. Call (313) 833-3700. MONDAY FAT AMY Hey, the name may sound pretty unattractive, but give this modern rock group from East Lansing a listen. You might be surprised. Or you might not be. Rick's. HOMEBOY SHOwCASE A lineup of some of the best of Detroit's modern rock, including Big Block, Crossed Wire, Forehead Stew, Jes Gru, Hope Orchestra, and more. 18+ at Industry. $5. 8 p.m. HARP STUDIo RECITAL The students of Lynne Aspnes perform at Recital Hall, School of Music. 8:15 p.m. Free. T UESDAY CAKEKITCHEN Now that you're hungry, go to Rick's and see this Merge recording act. The rock might be a little controlled, but what do you expect? The singer's from New England. THE KILuOYS Attention all you 89X listeners! If you've heard them on the radio, you might even like them in person. What's more, Chameleon's Dish opens with original modern rock from A2. Blind Pig. $5 in advance at Schoolkids' or call 810-645-6666. 9:30 p.m. DEL AMm For all you mellow, boring alterna-pop listeners, come see Del Amitri as they tour for the new album, "Twisted." Beware, you might fall asleep. 18+ at Saint Andrew's Hall. $7.50. 8 p.m. INDIGO GIRLS Folksy, yet almost too harmonious, music from two flanneled females. The Palace at Auburn Hills. Call 810-377-0100. CAMPUS SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA Performs at the Hill Auditorium. 8:00. Free. W EDNESDAY DAR WILuAMS Promoting her new album, "The Honesty Room," and touring as a headliner for the first time, this folk singer has opened for the likes of Arlo Guthrie and Ani DeFranco. The Ark. Free. 7:30 p.m. SUm OFF SATURN Escape to another planet and hear these new modern rock originals. Simple Marine Life opens. Blind Pig. AmO NEL The pianist performs at Recital Hall, School of Music. 8:00 p.m. Free H.M.S. PINAFORE The University of Michigan Gilbert and Sullivan Society's production of this wacky naval-oriented operetta. 8 p.m., Lydia Mendelssohn Theatre, $8- $12, 761-7855. SorEn The Department of Theatre and Drama presents the college premiere of Darrah Cloud's provoca- tive drama. Set in a women's prison, a group of women struggle to free themselves from the destructive cycles of dependency and spousal abuse. Guest artist Lynn Thomson directs. 8 p.m., Trueblood Theatre (Frieze Building), $12 $6 students) general admission, 764-0450. THE MARRIAGE DANCE Original play by Toby Bochan, part of Playfest. 5 p.m.. Arena Theatre, FREE, 764-5350. WITHour A NET Last show of the year with this improvisational troupe. 10 p.m., U Club (Michigan Union), $3 (entree plus it!), 763-1107. THE ICE WOLF An Eskimo folk-tale translated for a family audience, brought to you by the Young People's Theatre. 7:30 p.m., Performance Network (418 W. Washington), $6 ($4 youths), 663-0681. ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST The kooky classic about a fun- loving rebel who chooses to serve his jail sentence in a mental ward. But beware of Nurse Ratched. 8 p.m., Ann Arbor Civic Theatre (2275 Platt Road), $8, 971-AACT. THE BLACK AMERICAN DREAM EMU Theatre explores issues of unem- ployment, education, absentee fathers and single mothers. 8 p.m., Quirk Theatre (EMU campus), $9- $5, 487-1221. HANG THE MOON A disillusioned Vietnam Vet must fight an equally agonizing war when he returns, fighting guilt, memories and forgiveness in this original play by Michigan resident Suzanne Barr. 8 p.m. Purple Rose Theatre (137 Park Street, Chelsea), (313) 475-7902. F R I D A Y A STAR IS REom Original play by Denver Rochon, part of Playfest. 5 p.m., Arena Theatre, FREE, 764-5350. DEUTSCHES THEATER Two German- language plays poking fun at human nature. There will be no subtitles. Ha ha. 8 p.m., Residential College Auditorium (East Quad), $5 or two cans of food, 747-4378. U-M CHILDREN'S THEATRE Serve week performance, 5 p.m., Wolver- ine Room (Michigan Union), FREE, 668-6715. H.M.S. PINAFORE See Thurs., 8 p.m. SIRENS See Thurs., 8 p.m. THE ICE WOLF See Thurs, 7:30 p.m. CUCKOO'S NEST See Thurs., 8 p.m. THE BLACK AMERICAN DREAM See Thurs., 8 p.m. HANG THE MOON See Thurs., 8 p.m. S A T U R D A Y IS THERE BEAUTY IN SODOM? An original play by Gordon Smith, part of Playfest. 3 p.m., Arena Theatre, 764-5350. SECOND SATURDAYS A multimedia gonzo (?) extravaganza. Your guess is as good as mine. 10 p.m, People Dancing Studio, $5, 761-7855. H.M.S. PINAFORE See Thurs., 2 & 8 p.m. SIRENS See Thurs., 8 p.m. DEUTSCHES THEATER See Fri., 8 p.m. THE ICE WOLF See Thurs., 2 & 7:30 p.m. CUCKOO'S NEST See Thurs., 8 p.m. THE BLACK AMERICAN DREAM See Thurs., 8 p.m. HANG THE MOON See Thurs., 8 p.m. S U N D A Y MENTATION/EMOTION/MORAuTY/