8 - The Michigan Daily - Weekend etc. -. Thursday, March 30, 1995 Jon Stewai By Alexandra Twin Daily Film Editor The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, as the old proverb goes. With late-night talk show brat Jon Stewart, this just might be true. "MMMM, MMMM, Darlene! MMMM, this sandwich is good," the comic cooed loudly to an assistant as I attempted to interview him by phone. "Wow. Got some jalepenos on here, huh? MMMM." Apparently, he had just finished shooting that night's show and was very hungry. Apparently, he and I are close enough that he felt comfortable noshing loudly throughout our con- versation, even burping unexcused from time to time. "Where the hell am I calling to, Canada?" he barked. Uhhhh, no, this would be Michi- gan. "Michigan! I played there twice... at some club in the basement of a health-food store." That would be Mainstreet Comedy Showcase be- neath Seva's. "Yeah, yeah, yeah" he agreed heartily. Born in New Jersey, a jock and a smart-aleck in high school, a dis- gruntled College of William and Mary attendee, a breath of fresh air on MTV and now the new kid in the late-night talk show wars, this bonafide "fast- talking New York guy" has had a pretty nearly meteoric rise to the top. Although by his calculations, he's not quite there yet. "I'm liking the show now, but you know, we're not quite "60 minutes" yet, ... but we're also not quite "Naked People Talking in Spanish" yet either. Although the show defies the talk show standard in not possessing a house band, traditional guests or the traditional type.of interviews, Stewart says that the main difference between his show and others is that "We have t: You snooze, you lose no money." A veteran of Comedy Central's "Short Attention Span Theater," com- edy is pretty much the only thing Stewart has ever wanted to do. "I was always a wise-ass," he admitted. "Comedy developed out of writing. I had this idea of being a serious writer and sitting in a little town filled with crazy characters and documenting my experiences, but most of what I wrote ended up being jokes. Instead of do- ing it for my friends, I just did it for an audience." His first show was at the Bitter End, an aptly named New York City club. "It was awful. I had five minutes to prepare and after two jokes, the audience was screaming..." Connections at Comedy Central got him over to MTV where he hosted the short-lived, "You Wrote it, You Watch it" and then "The Jon Stewart Show," an early prototype of his cur- rent show. After one season in syndi- cation, the show is doing well but not amazing. Stewart eventually wants to do movies, but for now is very happy with late-night. "We're not doing any- thing ridiculously gimmicky, we're just sort of skewing what is a very traditional format on television." "Growing up, I always thought stand-up comedy was cool, but I never thought it was something that I'd ac- tually do. Then I just did it. That's the thing about stand-up, there's really nothing to do but do it. You can't go 'Oh, I'll just take three years and really perfect my act and then I'll be ready for Letterman.' You gotta go I'll take three years of performing at 2 a.m. in front of a bunch of drunken assholes and then see what happens."' Even when he did finally make it to Letterman for the first time, the immediate repercussions were not quite what the young comic had been expecting. "I came home and expected my apartment to be immediately big- ger, but it wasn't, it was still the same shithole... People think that once you get a little exposure, you automati- cally go to lots of cool parties, wake up every morning next to a beautiful woman who gives you a champagne shower and then two midgets towel you off and send you on your way. Most nights, I'm so tired, I just come home and play Sega for a while and just chill out." The workload and preparation in- volved in producing a nightly talk show is certainly far greater than that of a bi-weekly MTV show or even the hour-a-night routine of a stand-up comic. Stewart estimates that he puts in an average of 12 hours a day. What he's found the most difficult about it all so far is: "Just being shitty at it. Just trying really hard no to be, learning how to do the show so that there is some kind of consistency and so that it's fun for people. The hour doesn't just magically happen." He's also not too concerned about what people's expectations of him are. "If you try to please other people, you're not necessarily gonna get something original. So I'm not gonna try to broaden the show out to please a certain audience. Maybe rather than Dinosaur Jr., some people would pre- fer Anita Baker, but I don't particu- larly care for her, so I'll have Dino- saur Jr." Another person he doesn't par- ticularly care for is early morning talk show host Kathie Lee Gifford. "My personal Hell would be Kathie Lee talking bedtime talk to me or maybe singing the classics." Of the guests that have been on the show, Stewart's favorite's so far have been Denis Leary, Laurence Fishburne Jon Stewart looks like someone you know, probably. Show them this picture and see. and Quentin Tarantino. He thinks that his guests appreci- ate the show because: "They don't want to be treated like this is a big, torturous thing. I don't think that they particularly like doing talk shows and so they appreciate the casual, friendly atmosphere of the show. I hate to make it sound like we're a 'Friendly's' or something." "When I first started, if I had one bad night I'd be freaked, but after a while you learn that you can't ride it that hard," he explained. "You've gotta be mellow. I'd be really bummed if this ended before we perfected it. I don't think that we have by any stretch of the imagination, but I still think that we're putting out a pretty good product. I mean, I won't presume that I'll ever do anything as historic as; what Letterman did with his shov? but if I can do something that I can be proud of, then that's enough." The Jon Stewart Show is on Chan, nei 2 at 1 a.m. nightly. ROCK Continued from page 3 Inferno" (1974), with Paul Newman and O.J. Simpson as guests at a pent- house party who, for special reasons, cannot descend by elevator. One of the best examples, and one of the last, is "Meteor" (1979). It features an all-star cast and manages to tone down the campy drama just a little bit. Quick thinking scientists are in charge of avoiding calamities, in- stead of ordinary folks - perhaps it represents an evolutionary step be- tween the plethora of '70s disasters and the more mature disaster for the '90s, "Outbreak." Sean Connery plays an expert from NASA, who is reluctantly called back from retirement. The NASA head honcho, Karl Malden, informs him that a newly discovered comet has collided with an asteroid. A large chunk of the asteroid (five miles in diameter) has ripped through the as- tronauts on board the Mars expedi- tion and is headed straight for Earth. Fortunately, there may be a way of stopping it. We learn that Mr. Connery has thought ahead of time-he coor- dinated the construction of a nuclear defense system in space to protect the planet if this were ever to occur. But it turns out the military has perverted the original goal by pointing the mis- siles inward at Russia (no doubt one of Reagan's influences for his "Star Wars" project), instead of outward into space. And even if he can convince the military to use his project appropri- ately, he still will not have the suffi- cient fire power to destroy the on- coming asteroid. He will have to enlist the aid of the evil communist Russia. The traditional disaster melodrama kicks in during the political bicker- ing, as smaller chunks of the asteroid plummet toward the Earth. Charac- ters are briefly introduced only to meet their doom within minutes, de- stroyed by either massive tidal waves or avalanches. The widespread de- struction would have been entertain- ing had these appearances been left out, but the "human element" adds a special zest that's unique to disaster flicks. The same can be said for the nar- rated introduction that runs much like the opening to "Star Trek," but much dumber and much more long-winded, rattling on and on about "how comets once frightened man." It finally be- comes comically forbidding as the music dramatically reaches a cre- scendo during the camera's zoom in on the giant asteroid. Everyone im- mediately knows the type of threat they're in for. The truly great moments arrive through the introduction of character actor after character actor. Brian Keith plays the visiting Russian astrophysi- cist and Natalie Wood plays his trans- lator. The Oscar winner Martin Landau plays a paranoid military gen- eral who grows more and more upset the longer the Russians stay in his top secret operation center. Richard Dysart (of the long run- ning "L.A. Law") plays the secretary of defense who has to convince the president, played by Henry Fonda, to ward off the asteroid with nukes. (His portrayal of an overburdened, consci- entious national leader is almost a reprisal of his role in "Fail Safe.") The fun doesn't stop. This disas- ter is well worth watching, at least just to see where one of the meteors scours New York. It's beautifully faked photography. "Meteor" is an excellent work of entertainment. With the success of "Outbreak," the disaster tradition will hopefully continue. Des'ree has arrved, and she ain't movin' I the mandarin SEAFOOD RESTAURANT Proudly presents Chef Xing W. Lin from Award Winning iTung Seafood Restaurant, Chinatown, New York - To serve you the best! 625 Briarwood Circle MonthySpero 50% OFf r10%" (Near Barwo Mall) 1 1/4 lb. Lobster SUCO DINN GER THE 747-9500 11 5011 O'EQ FLFORLESSER A c Major CreditSCards $.o dNt IcluedYIVS Aceped _ _ j wth coun rExp J th coupon. pir.95 INTERNATIONAL KAREOKE 9PM-2AMEVERYNIGHT!! I NET Continued from page 4 take a definitive stance on the issue, ambiguity reigns. Technologies like Netscape are becoming more and more available for students here in Ann Arbor. Any computing site computer has Netscape within the Communications file under Applications. As far as home computers are concerned, we may have to wait a while. In dorms, the story is a bit different; Ethernet, with the capacity to allow modem users to-access Netscape, has already been installed in Bursley, Baits and Mosher Jordan. If funds become avail- able, plans are already in the process to offer Ethernet in more dorms on campus. In the world of West Quad's Resident Computer Systems Consult- ant Eric Thomas, "Pretty soon (Netscape technology) will be right in people's rooms, up close and per- sonal." Well, if this trend continues, I guess we're all going to have to take less credits if we ever plan on gradu- ating. By Ella de Leon Daily Arts Writer "My friends have always said, 'We knew that you'd be famous,"' singer / diva Des'ree said proudly. "They've always known that I'm the type of person who is bound to just take off." And taken off she has. "You Gotta Be," the first single off her 1994 release "I Ain'tMovin"' rode up the charts and had everyone singing along with this London native. Not that Des'ree minds. She's been performing all of her life. "I've always sung from a young age. My parents always appreciated music because they played a lot of music and we had lots of parties when I was younger and there was lots of dancing ... So I was sur- rounded by that. It was quite important in my life," Des' ree explained. The music Des'ree listened to as an adolescent-Bob Marley, George Scott Harris, Donnie Hathaway - "opened my mind to another sphere." At eleven, her family moved to her father's native West Indies for three years. There, Des'ree "started listening to calypso and reggae," the sounds of the islands. "I would have to say reggae is my favorite," she offered. Residing in the West Indies aided Des'ree in areas other than music. "I made some good friends there. I liked the fact that I was living in the island where my father was born. I was taught by the same teachers. I was surrounded by people like myself, who were aspir- ing and were not the minority," she revealed. "The society wasn't prejudiced, it wasn't racist, and you felt that you could do anything. Really, you just had to work hard and change. You weren't discriminated against because of the color of your skin." As a black female singer, though, Des'ree encountered a different type of discrimination as she entered the music industry. She feels, "I think people just ex- pect to hear a certain type of music, (for women singers) to wear scantily clad clothing, and to gyrate all the time. And if you're not doing that, then well, you're not black enough, you're not soulful enough, you're not R&B, which I think is quite insulting," she declared. "I don't think I'm anyone new. I'mjust doing as I feel and don't feel it's neces- sary to portray that side of me." The side of herself Des'ree does want to project comes out in her songs. The maturity she gained since her 1992 debut "Mind Adventures" makes itself ' evident on her sophomore effort, with soulfultracks like "Crazy Maze," "Littld Child," and "Herald the Day," alt about the current state of the world Des'ree confided, "'I Ain't Movin'' really is an album that I wrote ... when' I was sitting down reflecting, regener- ating, and rejuvenating myself, and- thinking, 'Gosh, I've been through a hell of a lot.' I had just ended quite a turbulent relationship, so there was a lot of healing left to do," she revealed. "All of the songs are about assert- ing yourself, appreciating yourself, believig in yourself. I feel those are very important, and they create a bal- ance.'-' Right now, Des'ree's focus is on her work. "My music is the center of my universe," she said. "I haven't got much time for much else. I do miss my friends sometimes, I do miss taking in culture. I haven't been to the theater in a long tne, or gone out to a club. For right now, it's music, music, music!"O she laughed. Besides, music is certainly treating Des'ree well, especially the perfor- mance part of her job. Des'ree loves "the freedom (of the live show), being on stage, and doing as you please, and being totally free and at one with the people" irn the audience. What Oie loves more is to keep her fans guestng. "My shows are very* natural, very spontaneous. I neverknow what I'm going to say," the singer said slyly. A self-professed free spirit, Des'ree offers her philosophy:"Life is all about making memories for you old age." She recalled, "I said to my friends, 'We can sleep when we're 65. Let's go and do it now."' And she already has definite plans for the future. "I want to take up the bass. I love the bass. Ihink I'd like to reacquaint myself with the piano." Des'ree also wants to collaborate with StevieWonder,whom she recently sang with. She alsohopes to work with the Artist Formerly Known as Prince, "FKA Prince," she said, emphasizing his full title. "He's quite a big fan, so we'll see how things go." Des'ree has. arrived, and she ain't movin'. MAVI-I-Al t RIM, AND NP)RF' a I Due to the approaching end of the academic year, I We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. Thank you for your cooperation. -U THURSDAY NO COVER AT I m