The Michigan Daily - Weekend etc. - Thursday, January 12, 1995 - 3 MelRose Place Changing Faces expect to take the music industry by storm rN~ 7 Thne art offlirting I've always seen relationships as wars. We spend our lives on the battle- field, and in order to fight, we need a certain amount of ammunition. And the more we have, the better. Flirting is the H-bomb of relation- ship ammunition; whoever invented it had no idea how powerful it was until the explosion it made and the aftermath it left. Going into the battle without flirt- ing is like Clinton handling foreign Saffairs.Ordomestic affairs. Or any kind of affairs that don't involve fast food or cheap Arkansas women. It's stupid, and should not be done. Of course, to some, flirting is more than ammunition. Some people devote their lives to flirting. Andjust like in the military services, there are four-star Generals, and there are lowly Privates. My dear friend Matthew--himself in the ranks of Brigadier General - can flirt with one guy and at the same time draw three others from different time zones. (Of course he's beautiful, tal- ented and intelligent, so that helps.) I've seen him in action, and it's an amazing show. He could charge admission. Below I've compiled a listof vari- ous methods of flirting, numbered in order from beginning to advanced. I am indebted to Matthew and an -*anonymous Alice Lloyd resident for their expertise and wisdom on the subject of flirting. Daily Books Edi- tor (what, you didn't know we had a books editor?) and "Cock Captain" Kirk Milleralso contributed. All meth- ods have been tested on animals, in- cluding quite a few dogs and pigs. 1. The attitude. Go for aloof and unattainable. Have confidence. If *yu've got this, you're on your way. 2. The look. Matthew has in ex- cess of 100 different looks, which he has spent years perfecting, and has recently compiled into a neat little poster (contact me for sales informa- tion).. It's sort of like the American Sign Language alphabet. The more adventurous flirters can add the hair flip, but use it sparingly. 3. Dancing. You can dance with someone before you talk to them. Slaixdancing, for example, is a surpris- ingly effective icebreaker. But the level of flirting depends on the kind of dance. Fotexample, thelambadais moresexual than, oh say, a gavotte. You know, they say you can tell how good aguy is in bed by how good a dancer he is. Which means my last boyfriend must have been a lousy dancer. Anyway, who news if the theory applies to women, butfortherecordI'm anamazingdancer. 4. Conversation. You should probably talk to them before you touch them. Beware of overused one-liners, however. For example: ,"Is there an airport near by, be- cause my heart just took off." "How about a pizza and a fuck?" "No." "What, you don't like pizza?" "I have aquarter on my body some- where; if you can find it it's yours." (Some people may have to substitute "$100 bill" for "quarter.") "Fuckme if I'm wrong, but I think you're going to kiss me." "Hi, I'm a Daily columnist." 5. Touching. Wrestling, pillow fighting, tickling, boxing, for example. Suddenly, if you've got someone in a headlock, you look a lot better to them. 6. Insults. For example: "What's that on your chin?" "What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?" "But this is a nice place." "Exactly." 7. Poking someone with a knife. This could explain the O.J. situation. He just got a little carried away flirting. Let that be a lesson to all who try this method. Make sure the knife is dull. * 8. Backrubs. They say 80 percent of all backrubs lead to sex. Try using that line while you're giving the backrub, and see if that changes the effectiveness of the method. 9. Beating them over the head. By EUGENE BOWEN The silky, sultry voices of Charisse Rose and Cassandra Lucas, better known as the hit duo Changing Faces (Big Beat/Atlantic Records), have exploded on the musical scene with the hit single "Stroke You Up." Na- tives of the Bronx and Manhattan respectively, Charisse and Cassandra were almost overwhelmed by the blinding speed at which they were propelled to stardom by their debut LP, "Changing Faces." But, these women have no big heads. They were nice enough to take a few minutes out of their immensely busy schedules to speak about the ups and downs which come with the territory of musical fame. These two prettily petite sistas, who admit that they're "in our 20s somewhere" (actually, Charisse is 24 and Cassandra is 25), speak with un- mistakable, round da way girl New York accents that made conversing with them both as lively and intrigu- ing as their "Stroke You Up" video. Fame didn't just drop down upon these two women, who have known each other since they attended New York's well known School of Per- forming Arts together; they toiled for some time before finally getting their big break. While attending college (Cassandra attended and graduated with a sociology degree from Hunter College; Charisse attended John J. College. She hopes to return some day to complete her bachelors.) these women began to take the idea of a possible musical career seriously. They produced demos in the base- ment studio of producer Dinky Bingham, who helped in the produc- tion of the duo's CD, and they toured for a couple of years with club singer Cybil. After Cassandra graduated, the two friends devoted a year, full time, to their music. They couldn't have cho- sen a worse time. Female duos weren't too popular then. Producers wanted three- or four-women groups (more bang for the buck?). But, after the two-woman group Zhan6 hit big, fe- male duos like Changing Faces be- came all the rage. They met big-name producer Kenny Smooth on a New York street corner one day, and that was when their career shot off, espe- cially after the release of their "Stroke You Up" video which brought them more than a few male fans. Charisse and Cassandra see their music as mellow and subtle. "It's not coming at you," Cassandra said. "It's creeping up on you. Our music is real subtle, and nothing is too heavy. I can't explain it, but when you listen to our stuff it's easy-listening. And, it's not hard to relate to. It won't shock you in any way. That's what I'm saying; it just fits in." It's doubtful thatmany were think- ing subtle thoughts about the "Stroke You Up" video, so Cassandra sought to clarify the song's meaning. "This song wasn't about sex. It was about an emotional touch. We could have used lyrics like 'Do me baby,' but we didn't. We choose not to be in a bedroom rolling around ... or having people touching all over us because that's not what we want our songs to be like. " "We want to turn around the ways men respond to women," Charisse said. "We want to get them to realize that women are prized possessions." Subtle or not, emotional love or physical sex, Changing Faces feel that whatever listeners think the mu- sic is saying is all good, as long as it takes you where you want to go. Unfortunately, for all their ador- ing male fans, Changing Faces has captured its fair share of not-so-sup- portive female critics. Changing Faces recognizes this fact and laments it. "It's men who tend to create prob- lems like this among women, but it's only us who keep it going on," says Cassandra. "I don't know what it is about women, but we need to be more unified." Changing Faces also dropped a little bit o' information about R. Kelly, theirproducer well-known forthe sexy love ballads which filled his highly- successful "12 Play" CD..According to Cassandra, the duo "had heard ru- mors about R. Kelly before we met him like 'Oh, he's stuck up.' We met him, and we couldn't figure where the rumors came from. R. Kelly is a man of jokes; he's full of mama jokes. He'll tear you apart with them." And as for R. Kelly's supposed marriage to Aaliyah, a 15-yearprodigy of his who also hit big with her release "Age Ain't Nothin' But a Nunmber," Cassandra said, "As far as we know, R. Kelly and Aaliyah are not married, and that's straight from the horse's mouth." The plot thickens, eh? Cassandra and Charisse don't want anyone to be jealous of or mad at See FACE, Page 6 Finally. The REALITY*'Female Condom is here. And now, for the first time, you have protection of your own. REALITY Female Condoms were designed to help protect you and your partner against sexually transmitted diseases, especially AIDS. 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