The Michigan Daily - Thursday, March 23, 1995 - 11 Margaret Smith is headed for the big time There's nothing like a sweet talker. Ask Candyman. All the women fall for the him ... hook, line and sinker. 'Candyman' can make a good sequel By Kirk Miller Daily Arts Writer "Soon we'll be together, just like we planned. You can't fight what was meant to be." With the thundering deep and sexy voice, the cool presence and a way to make an impression on the ladies, that just has to be Barry White, right? Sure, if Barry had a giant hook in place of his hand and was sort of an undead mythological bogeyman; then he'd just begin to approximate the charm of Candyman (Tony Todd). Smooth. Sexy. Dead. The original "Candyman" was stunning because it wanted to be dif- ferent. Above average acting, an op- pressively moody score by Philip Glass, and an unexpected look at race relations made the first movie more of a scary art film than a typical slasher pick. Besides, it had all that cool bee imagery. An inherent problem with sequels is taking everything good about the first and repeating it ad nauseam, with- out the consistency or vision (sort of like cinematic in-breeding). So it's no surprise that the new "Candyman" has nothing the first didn't. Yes, it's set in New Orleans dur- ing Mardi Gras (a point made way too often by the annoying Cajun DJ they have occasionally narrating the film) instead of Chicago. But see if this doesn't sound familiar; a young pretty Candyman 2: Farewell to the Flesh Directed by Bill Condon with Tony Todd At Showcase teacher named Annie Tarrant (Kelly Rowan, looking alot like Helen Hunt) is dealing with her wacked-out fam- ily, including her late father, rumored to have been slashed to death by the Candyman, and a brother accused of a similar murder. "That family won the jackpot in the shit sweepstakes," uncaring De- tective Ray Levesque (overplayed by David Gianopolous) comments at one point, even before the real suffering begins. It seems her family has more than just a couple of homicides bonding them to the legend of Candyman. A lot is made of Candyman's past, which all began after the Civil War and involved the son of a former slave named Daniel Robaitaille and his so- cially unaccepted love of a white woman, Caroline Sullivan (Caroline Barclay, who I would marry in a sec- ond, especially if it would get her out of this film). Once Caroline became pregnant with Robitaille's child, an angry white mob attacks him, cuts off his hand with a rusty blade, covers his body in honey and lets a swarm of bees have their way with him. This is known as overstating your point. Switch to the present, where the Candyman is a myth, supposedly ap- pearing if anyone looks in a mirror and says his name five times. Of course everyone has to prove that there is no such thing as the Candyman, so they all rush to the closest mirrors and say "Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman" much like all stupid people in horror movies that See CANDYMAN, page 12 By Alexandra Twin Daily Film Editor "When I first started out," said moody comic Margaret Smith, "I got told by a club owner, 'you should talk about what women talk about.'"' There was a long, grumpy pause. Finally, she said, deadpan: "I had no idea what he was talking about." Dry, droll, sarcastic and just a wee bit crabby, the 37-year old Smith has been cracking-up audiences and crit- ics alike for the last decade, stopping by everywhere from "Late Night" to the "Tonight Show" to "Comic Strip Live." This weekend she hits the MainstreetComedy Showcase on East Liberty Street. And, oh boy, is she excited about the "college crowd." "The last time I played before a college audience, I made the mistake of starting in on on one of the local football stars," she said, "You know, Mr. Forehead. Apparantly, his iden- tity was tied into touchdowns. This guy was like Bam-Bam. He stormed out, slammed the door and nearly knocked it off its hinges. Of course," she added slyly, "that was somewhere else in the midwest. Somewhere way out in East Jesus where there's noth- ing but an Arby's. I consider Ann- Arbor to be a lot hipper than that." Smith's return to Ann Arbor comes at an exciting, if frantic time in the Chicago Native's life. In Feb- ruary, she was awarded "Best Fe- male Stand-Up Comic" at the 1995 American Comedy Awards. The awards, which are something of an "Oscars" of Comedy, have proven immensely productive for such pre- vious winners as Jerry Seinfeld, Jeff Foxworthy and most recently, Ellen Degeneres, of whom Smith is a fan. "YeahIreally likeEllen and her TV show. That's kind of along the lines of what I'd like to do if I get a show," she said. This is, in fact, a very realistic possibility, as network bigwigs have been swarming since the award. Smith is also a fan of Rosie O' Donnell. And the rest of the comedy world? "Well ... ,"she begins, sighing. "Ev- eryone else is kind of a loser." And Smith would know. She's played in nearly every city in the country, from New York's Ye Olde Triple Inn -"It had a dartboard in the back room and you never knew when someone cheered if they'd made a bull's eye or liked your joke" - to opening spots for the likes of Jay MARGARET SMITH Where:Mainstreet Comedy Shovcase When: Friday, Saturday 8:30, 10:30 For more information, call 996- 9080 Leno, an early Smith proponent. A strong believer in women's rights, Smith says that she never felt intimidated by the rarity of her sex in the '80s comedy club scene. "I wasn't too gender aware. I think that if you get into that, you're gonna miss the boat. You just have to do your best and good things will come." As a writer, Smith draws on "Fear and loathing. I'm just more comfort- able writing from that negative state." Ofhercomedy, Smith says: "I don't beat people over the head with punchlines. I leave a little space in what I write so that they can participate men- tally, really be engaged and have fun, 'cause that's what I think is fun." So come be engaged. With movie and TV deals in the works, Smith may not be making the rounds again any time soon. "I could never do anything else," the former professional chef admit- ted. "Although if I were born at an- other time, I would have liked to have played professional baseball, but that's not gonna happen," she said laughing. "I think I'm doing exactly what I'm supposed to be doing." ret Smith - a star that is about to be born. 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