The Michigan Daily - Weekend etc. - Thursday, March 9, 1995 - 9
FILM SOP EN IN G: THURSDAY
T H U R S D A Y
T H U R S D A Y
OUTBREAK Rainman and the Hamburglar break into the White House.
Watch sparks fly when they catch Bill on one of his late night munchie
runs. At Briarwood: 12:30, 3:30, 7:05, 9:45. At Showcase: 12:30, 1:30,
3:30, 4:30, 7:10, 7:40, 9:55, 10:30, 12:30.
F I L M S H O L D I N G:
BIuY MADISON Hear Adam "Canteen Boy" Sandler ask the immortal
question, "Want to touch the heinie?" At Briarwood: 12:20, 2:30, 4:50,
7:00, 9:10. At Showcase: 2:30, 7:00, 11:30.
Boys ON THE SIDE The shocking, true story of the man behind the morals:
Rush Limbaugh uncovered at last. To be showed as a double bill with
"John Wayne Bobbit: The Secret of the Ooze." At Briarwood: 1:50, 4:30,
7:10, 9:50. At Showcase: 12:00, 4:25, 9:00.
THE BRADY BUNCH Updated version of TV classic features a glue-sniffing
Greg, a professional interpretive dancer, (a.k.a homeless) Peter, a
"Gentlemen's Escort" - ing Marcia, a Maize and Blue Party member Jan, a
bald, aging Cindy and an e-mailing Bobby, who goes by the name "Jake
Baker." At Briarwood: 12:45, 3:00, 5:10, 7:15, 9:30. At Showcase: 12:00,
2:10, 4:15, 7:15, 9:25, 11:30.
DUMB AND DUMBER That's you and your one, loser friend from North
Campus if you go to this movie, particularly now after everyone's already
seen it. Let it die. At Showcase: 2:45, 5:15.
HEAvYwrmsm This musical comedy about multi-cultural fat kids at a multi-
cultural fat camp is sure to enlighten the insensitive, multi-cultural viewer.
With Marlon Brando, Dom and Peter DeLuise and Your mama as "The
Temptress." At Showcase: 12:25, 2:35, 4:45, 7:05.
HIDEAWAY Oliver Stone and co. team up to bring us this shocking, contro-
versial flip side of the O.J. saga with man on the scene reports from the
Leprechaun and the Swedish Chef, who, amazingly enough, managed to
slip into the back of the Ford Bronco when no one but Ollie was looking.
At Briarwood: 1:15, 4:40, 7:20, 10:00. At Showcase: 12:00, 2:35, 5:00,
7:35, 10:00, 12:25.
THE HUNTED The oh-so-fictional story of a large university that, fearing the
onslaught of modern technology, decides to turn one under-sexed and
over-imaginative student into a scapegoat so as to set an example for
others. At Showcase: 12:15, 7:50, 10:20, 12:30.
JUST CAUSE Just cause this film was made don't mean you gotta go see it.
At Briarwood: 1:30, 4:15, 7:30, 10:05. At Showcase: 12:30, 3:00, 5:20,
7:45, 10:10, 12:20.
LEGENDS OF THE FALL Brad "The Sexiest Man Alive" Pitt's chest hair! At
Briarwood: 3:50, 9:20.
THE MANOLER In a case of what one must dismiss as just really bad timing,
actor/football player/future final Jeopardy answer O.J. Simpson turned
down the plum lead role in "Man of the House" to appear in this suspense
flick about a wife-killing control freak. With Kato "Jake Baker" Kalin as
"The e-mailing houseguest." At Showcase: 9:25, 11:45.
THE MADNESS OF KH GEORGE Finally, the Bush bio-pic we've all been
waiting for. At Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7:05, 9:15.
MAN OF THE HOUSE In a desperate attempt to latch onto the celebrity
bandwagon on which his ample-and-growing behind no longer resides,
Chevy "I am not bald" Chase and some blond kid bring us the first Kato
"Huh. Huh. Murder is cool." Kalin bio-pic. At Showcase: 12:05, 2:20,
4:35, 7:20, 9:35, 11:50.
NOBODY'S FoOL Jessica Tandy and Paul Newman play Mahjan, tell war
stories, and show off pictures of their multi-cultural grandkids (all while
using the thighmaster). Not for the faint of heart. First 50 viewers get free
prunes. At Briarwood: 1:20, 6:40. At Showcase: 12:00, 2:25, 4:50, 7:15,
PULP FicnoN Awwwwww, Yeah, Boy! At State: 1:30, 4:30, 8:00, 11:00. At
Showcase: 1:00, 4:00, 7:20, 10:20
ROOMMATES Brad "The Sexiest Man Alive" Pitt and Brian "Kato" Kalin are
evil twin houseguests who eat peanut butter from the jar, leave the seat up,
'and get really, really stoned right before they're about to testify at murder
trials. At Showcase: 12:10, 2:30, 4:50, 7:25, 9:45, 12:00.
SHALLOW GRAVE Insert an O.J. reference here. Oh, come on, that's the first
thing that you thought of too. At Showcase: 12:00, 1:50, 3:40, 5:30, 7:30,
VANA ON 42ND STREET Suzy Yagabagabagaboo, a.k.a "Vanya" is a recent
MSU graduate who arrives in big bad New York City only to discover that
she has learned nothing (except how to e-mail while drunk), has no
marketable skills (besides Karaoke-ing drunk) and must resort to good,
old-fashioned whoring to pay for her rat-infested closet on the Lower East
Side. Based on testimonies from last year's graduating class. At Ann Arbor
1 & 2: (th): 4:40, 7:00, 9:15.
THE WALKING DEAD As far as we know, this film has nothing to do with
Nicole Simpson. At Showcase: 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40, 9:45, 11:50.
SECOND RUN FILMS:
BUuETs OvER BROADWAY At Fox: 7:15, 9:20
DEMON KNmnT At Fox: 9:30.
DOUBLE DRAGON At Fox: 12:30, 2:45. Free for kids.
FAR FRoM HOME At Fox: 12:00, 2:15, 4:30.
FORREST GUMP At State: 4:30, 7:00, 11:45.
THE LION KINe At Fox: 12:15, 2:30, 4:45.
NEu At Fox: 4:50, 7:30, 9:50.
RIcinE RICH At Fox: 12:10, 2:40, 5:00, 7:10.
THE SANTA CLAUsE At Fox: 5:00, 7:15, 9:20.
THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION At State: 1:30, 9:30. At Showcase: 1:00, 4:00,
7:00, 9:50, 12:30.
STAR TREK GENERATIONs At Fox: 9:45.
WoMEN & DIFFRENCES FLM Sm S
Three short films about marriage,
violence and lesbian relationships
around the world. 1300 Chem 7:00.
HoLLYwoO AND M John Briley, a
University alumnus and Academy
Award-winning screenwriter of
"Gandhi" will be speaking and
answering questions about his life in
Hollywood. Aud D 7:00. Free.
CE AU LAff (1993) The Michael
Jackson story. Mich 7:00.
VIRGINIA (1991) A female child
born on the Adriatic coast is
declared to be a boy to avoid the
troubles faced by families without
male offspring. Aud C 7:00. Free.
AmeoRmss (1993) A woman
chooses to withdraw from the
medieval world by being forever
walled into a tiny room adjoining
her church. Mich 9:00.
F R I DAY
Anco==ss (1993) See Thursday.
SLEEP wim ME (1994) I'll take
"The OJ Simpson Trial" for $200,
Alex ... Judge Ito is most heard
telling that pesky Marcia Clark this
phrase when he takes her back to
his chambers for a "sidebar." Mich
HiSTORYof a TN! BLW Mov (1970)
Clips of pornographic flicks dating
back to the turn of the century,
including the famous "Smart
Aleck" starring Candy Barr. Hmmm
... Rated XXX, must be 18 and
over to enter. Nat Sci 7:15 & 9:30.
TEMPTATION OF A MNoK (1993) He
really wants to go see "History of
the Blue Movie" at the Natural
Science building, but he is not yet
18 (and God wouldn't like it
either!). Aud A 8:00. Free.
THE FoUR Comns of Nowmm
(1994) Feature film produced,
directed by and starring U-M grads.
Like an "Easy Rider" that trucks
through Ann Arbor. Mich 11:30.
S A T U R D A Y
OLYMPIA: PART I (1936-1938)
Visually stunning film documenting
the 1936 Berlin Summer Olympic
games. Nat Sci 7:00.
OLYMPIA: PART 11(1936.1938)
Continuation of the Leni
Riefenstahl epic. Nat Sci 9:00.
HOT CIRCUIT (1972) Not to be
confused with that Steve
Guttenberg-Johnny #5 movie, this
is another porno film (aren't we
lucky?). Directed by Rex Handy,
this flick is downright titillating!
Aud A 7:30 & 9:15.
S U N D A Y
IT (1927) Shown with three other
short movies, part of a silent film
series that includes this pre-Stephen
King saga years ahead of its time.
HOuSE o WAx (1953) Vincent
Price stars in this 3-D thriller. Mich
DIAL M FOR MURDER (1954) I'll
take "The OJ Simpson Trial" for
$300, Alex ... Mich 7:00.
ANCHOREss (1993) See Thursday.
CINEMA IN INDIA FiLm Smas A
welcome break from all those hot
pornos you saw over the weekend.
Admit it: you actually went to see
people have sex in Angell Hall Aud
A. Nat Sci 7:00. Free.
33RD ANNUAL ANN Aimo FILM
FESTIVAL Opening night of the
week-long presentation of 16mm
independent and experimental films
from all over the world. Mich 8:00.
TRACY ChAPMAN Her voice and sensitivity have made her an important part of
folk, although she has spent the past few years anonymously. She'll be at the
Blind Pig. Doors open at 9:30 p.m. Tickets are available in advance for $8.
AL HILL This danceable bluesman will be at the Tap Room.
TE FRIARs At the League Underground. Magician Jeff Boyer kicks off the
evenin at 8:30 p.m. Admission is free.
SuRR nam DORATHY Cover band from East Lansing. Catch them at Ricks.
THE Hous. BAND This British band folked out at last years' Ann Arbor Folk
Festivel. Cordelia's Dad will open at 8 p.m. Tickets are $11 at the Ark.
DETROIT SYmpHowY Neeme Jarvi conducts the DSO in an all-Tchaikovsky
program. 8 p.m. at Orchestra Hall, $15-50. (313)833-3700.
F R I D A Y
Fammuom. This delightful rock-ska band tours like armageddon is looming.
Weapon of Choice opens. Let the boucing begin at 6 p.m., for those 18+.
Son MomAN's KEY To THi HIGHwAY The Heidelberg.
SUNNY WuWsiu oN The Ron Brooks Trio opens. $5 at the Bird of Paradise.
Su RAYs Tap Room.
WCBN WINTER FUNDRAImR BASH It's a tradition as old as the hills. Come
pay homage to our beloved radio station. This year's impressive lineup
includes Brainiac, the Dirt Eaters (a mlange of ex-members of His Name
is Alive), Outrageous Cherry and Godzuki. Pretty neato. $5 at Ricks for
those 18 and up.
CoRDEUA's DAD AWse u- RoAD East Quad Music Co-op. 9:30 p.m.
PET DOm This singer songwriter came all the way from Seattle. Doors
open at 9:30pm for this Blind Pig show. Tickets are $5 in advance.
Dn Powl Two A blend of rock 'n' roll and dixie from this foursome who
once played the Ann Arbor folk festival. They'll be at the Ark for $10. Shows
start at 7:30 p.m. and 9:30 p.m.
UM SYMPHONY AND CONCERT BAGS 8 p.m. in Hill Auditorium, free.
UM GOsPEL CionAme sings favorite gospels and spirituals for Gospel Night.
7 p.m. at the Union's U-Club. Tickets are $4, and can be purchased at the door
or at the Union Ticket Office.
DSO 8 p.m, Orchestra Hall. See Thursday.
S A T U R D A Y
WCBN FUNDRAISER: HOUSE PARY Tonight's WCBN fundraiser features
the dance music of Reggae Ambassada, A-Que, DJ Jared B., and
Lockdown. At the Blind Pig for $5.
ONLY A Monm Freudian? Modern folk at Cava Java.
CAA Check out this band along with Geezer Lake and Chore at the East
Quad Co-op. If you don't like them, check out the pictures of Steve Perry
strewn all over the walls. At 9:30 p.m.
DEEP SPACE Six Covers covers everywhere. The Heidelberg.
SuNin Wiuusmou This singer returns to the Bird of Paradise for $5.
Bues BmDow Rock 'n' roll. Rick's.
LIn=LE RED AND is Si Swus BAND That say's it all, doesn't it? The Tap
BUDDY Guy Over almost four decades this blues guitarist has had a pro-
found impact on music. Go genuflect at the Michigan Theatre. Chris
Duarte opens the show at 8 p.m. Tickets are $15.
FUTE FANTASY 10 fine flutists and a continental breakfast, too. All for only
$9 at the Kerrytown Concert House, 11 a.m.
THE WARSAW SINPONiA Distinguished Krzysztof Penderecki leads the
Sinfonia in a program that includes two of his own compositions, and
works by Beethoven and Mendelssohn. 23 year old Allison Eldredge solos
on cello. 8 p.m., Hill Auditorium. Tickets are $16-42. 764-2538 for info.
DSO 8:30 p.m., Orchestra Hall. See Thursday.
ANN ARmOR JUIGALPA SISTER CnY BEuew A cosmopolitan treat. Dean Stevens,
David Dodson and Choi Palms-Cohen sing Spanish and English tunes at the
Ark. Tickets are $&, $10 and $50.
BAROQUE TRIO Viola, harpsichord and flute. 1 p.m. at Borders Books, free.
SCHOOLCRAFT WIND ENsEMBLE plays "Movie Music" by Ann Arbor's very own
composing, conducting, acting, teaching James Nissen. 4 p.m. at the Concordia
College Chapel, 4090 Geddes. Free.
ANN ARBOR CANTATA SINGERS Under guest conductor Bill Boggs, performs
works by Bach, Ives and Vaughn Williams. 4 p.m. at the First Congregational
Church. Tickets are $10, $5 for students and seniors.
GAamcK OHLssON gives the second performance in his series of Chopin's
complete works for solo piano. 4 p.m., Rackham Auditorium. Tickets are $14-
MICHAEL WEBSTER Clarinetist gives a concert of theater music by local
composers at 8 p.m., Kerrytown Concert House. $12, $8, $5 for students. Call
769-2999 for more.
Top GIRLS BFA Theatre senior
Kazzie Brown directs the last act of
Caryl Churchill's play as part of the
Basement Arts series. 5 p.m., Arena
Theatre (Frieze Building), FREE.
WifHiou A NET Improvisational
comedy from the group which
opened for Comedy Company and
showed them up. 10 p.m., U Club
(Michigan Union), $3 (entree plus
ROsENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN ARE
DEAD Those wacky Residential
College Players are at it again with
their rendering of Tom Stoppard's
bizarre tragicomedy-which focuses
on two minor characters from
"Hamlet." This is not the "Hamlet"
you know and love, but it should be
one heck of a laugh. 9 p.m., RC
Auditorium (East Quad), FREE (but
only on Thursday, $3-$5 other
COMpANY Stephen Sondheim's brassy
musical about love and marriage. 8
p.m., Quirk Theater (EMU Campus),
$10 ($8 stu), 487-1221.
TE Romm.'s NmieTma This has
nothing to do with the rollicking
musical "The Robber Bridegroom."
Presented by Prospero Theatre Co.
8 p.m., Performance Network (418
W. Washington), $12 ($9 stu/sen),
Tw. Sums RosNseWs The first
national tour of Wendy Wasserstein's
Pulitzer Prize-winning comedy hits
Detroit, starring Nancy Dussault,
Linda Thorson and Greg Mullavey. 8
p.m., Fisher Theatre, $22.50-$37.50,
ONLY ME AND You A young actress
gets more than she bargained for
when researching a role. 8 p.m.,
Purple Rose Theatre (137 Park St.,
Chelsea), $10-$25, (313) 475-7902.
F R I D A Y
BABY MUSKET's spring musical
about three couples who discover
they're going to be parents, and their
lives will never be the same. 8 p.m.,
Power Center, $8 ($6 stu), 764-0450.
Top GIRLS See Thurs., 5 p.m.
COMPANY See Thurs., 8 p.m.
RDamW's NmuNwRE See Thurs., 8 p.m.
RosENCRANTZ ... See Thurs., 8 p.m.
Seiwes Roseswes See Thurs., 8 p.m.
ONLY ME AND YOU See Thurs., 8 p.m.
S A T U R D A Y
MYThs, MAsKs & MAGIC American
Sign Language is incorporated into
the Wild Swan Theatre's enactment
of myths from various cultures.
10:30 a.m. & 1 p.m., U-M Museum
of Art, FREE, 747-0522.
THE SNOW QUEEN Hand-carved 36-
inch marionettes act out this fairy
tale for the String Puppet Theatre,
11 a.m. & 1 p.m., Slauson Middle
School (1019 W. Washington), $5
($4 youths), 994-2300 ext. 23.
BABY See Friday, 8 p.m.
Top GIRLS See Thurs., 5 p.m.
CoMPANY See Thurs., 8 p.m.
RoSoE's NmenuxRE See Thurs., 8 p.m.
ROSENCRANTZ ... See Thurs., 8 p.m.
SISTERS ROsENsWEIG See Thurs., 2
& 8 p.m.
ONLY ME AND YOU See Thurs., 8 p.m.
SIU N DaA Y
MEl TORME Grunge alert! He's so hep it hurts. The All-Star Jazz Quartet backs
him at the Michigan Theater. Tickets range from $15.50 to $37.50. The show
starts at 8 p.m.
SoUL COUGHNG This big apple band rocks like, uh, a hard rock band. Catch
them at the Blind Pig. Doors open at 9:30 p.m. Tickets are $5.
T U E S D A Y
VERUCA SALT Decent alternative rock band from Chicago a la Belly and the
like. Hazel and Squash Blossom open this 18+ show at St. Andrews.
DIABLE PLANETS A rythmic hip-hop act whose popularity helped mainstream
the genre. Opening is Spearhead. Tickets for this Hill Auditorium show are
$12 for students and $14 for the rest. Doors open at 8 p.m.
SMALL FACTORY Gimmie indie rock! Catch this New York band at Ricks.
BABY See Friday, 2 p.m.
COMPANY See Thurs., 2:30 p.m.
RoooER's NmemwE See Thurs., 7 p.m.
ROSENCRANTZ ... See Thurs., 2 p.m.
SIsTERs RoSENSWEIG See Thurs., 2
& 7:30 p.m.
ONLY ME AND YOU See Thurs., 2 & 7
T U E S D A Y
Sinus Ros.,SWE See Thurs., 8 p.m.
Phone numbers: Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 761-9700; Briarwood: 769-8783; Fox
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