mre iiici gdii LadIy - riluy, Jdama y U, iasz - Z Sweet Honey makes music for all ears Steve Martin evidently forgot to use either of his two brains in "Mixed Nuts." Steve Martin s 'Mixed Nuts' is nuttin' to write home about By FRED RICE The name Nora Ephron attached to any film is supposed to assure movie-goers that they are about to see something enjoyable, well-writ- ten and well worth their money; E hron wrote the thoughtful and 9ty screenplays for "When Harry Mixed Nuts Directed by Nora Ephron with Steve Martin and Madeline Kahn The story has Steve Martin run- ning a life saver's hotline out of his apartment. It has saved thousands of lives, or so it's recorded on a McDonald's-like billboard. Unfortu- nately, his business does not make much money, so the landlord has de- livered an eviction notice. And Steve does not want his staff to find out about it. But that's not really the focus of the comedy. There is no focus to speak of really. The film is perpetually grounded in its opening act. Once his staff finds out about the notice, the story falls on its face. The stories of a troubled newlywed couple and the strange relations between members of the life-saver's staff and their cli- ents serve only as filler until the film devolves, finally, into a Christmas story. That would have been OK - to be pointless and inconsequential - had it been a funny movie. If the laughs could make up for lack of plot, then by all means go for it. The script tries its best, throwing a joke at the audience just about every minute. It seems desperate to produce the slightest chuckle as it circles the humor spectrum, from slap- stick and sight gags to a comedy of errors and mistaken identity. Watching Steve Martin bungle a suicidal phone call one moment, and then goofily try to snatch the eviction notice from the unsuspecting Madeline Kahn the next is not amus- By SANGITA M. BAXI One night in 1973, Bernice Johnson Reagon founded the a cappella vocal group Sweet Honey in the Rock in Washington, DC. The name of the group comes from a biblical land where the land is so rich that when a rock was cracked open, honey would flow from it. Now, after 17 years, 10 albums and a Grammy Award for the anthology, "A Vision Shared: A Tribute to Woody Guthrie and Leadbelly," success has clearly come for the Washington, DC- based group. Sweet Honey in the Rock consists of five vocal members - Reagon, Ysaye Maria Barnwell, Nitanju Bolade Casel, Aisha Kahlil, Evelyn Harris - and Shirley Childress Johnson, the group's sign language interpreter. Throughout time, and changes in group members, Sweet Honey in the Rock has developed a distinctive sound influenced by jazz, blues, reggae, ca- lypso, traditional African songs and 20th century gospels. The group is a cappella, except for the occasional per- cussion accompaniment. "Singing is an expression of one's self, one's soul - an opportunity to express one's feelings," said Johnson. The music composed and performed by Sweet Honey in the Rock is an expression of many emotions and as- pects - politics, race, celebration of heroes and heroines, cultural links, spiritual, love and what it means to be a woman. The array of music is in- credible, ensuring that there is some- thing for everyone. Johnson, the hearing daughter of deaf parents, met Sweet Honey in the Rock in 1979 and has been with the ing. Despite the awkward material that they have to work with, the character actors do their best to look profes- sional, neverappearing as if they know their scenes are stupid. Madeline Kahn's prim and proper demeanor turns stupid situations (i.e. being trapped in an elevator) into some- thing mildly humorous, never becom- ing too annoying. Adam Sandler ap- pears as one of the neighboring resi- dents in need of "help" as he attempts to be romantic with a ukulele and falsetto. And Rob Reiner, as a veteri- narian, looks cheery, trying his best not to ruin his relationship with Nora. Kudos can only go to the set de- signer who made Steve Martin's apart- ment. It's where most of the movie takes place and looks homey and lived in. If you're in to set designs, you might want to stay for the first hour of this dud. Otherwise, skip it. MIXED NUTS is playing at BRIAR WOOD. group since 1980. "My first obliga- tion is to translate for text," she said. "I study the song and I try to come to an understanding of the song. Then (I) translate the text and production. I want to produce a translation that is rhythmically in tune with the song. The music scene has not always been accessible to deaf people. Music and singing is for everyone." The change in the number of deaf people who are attending the concerts of Sweet Honey in the Rock show what Johnson calls, "a slow, but steady growth. Early on, Sweet Honey had a large positive response (in Washing- ton) and it's still growing. In some areas, it's still brand-new, so the ac- tual numbers may be small but enthu- siasm is great." With a group that is so focused and yet diverse, it's easy to see the universal appeal Sweet Honey holds. There most certainly is something for everyone. SWEET HONEY IN THE ROCK Unlike other groups, Sweet Honey in the Rock's music doesn't fall on dear ears. will be at Hill Auditorium on Friday, January 6 at 8 p.m. Tickets are $24, $20, $16 and $12. Student rush tickets will be available today for $7 at the Union Ticket Office and the North Campus Commons. For more ticket information, please call the UMS Box Office at 764- 2538. This performance will be sign-language interpreted and will offer special seating to accommo- date the hearing-impaired and deaf communities. Met Sally" and "Sleepless in Se- attle" (which she also directed.) Con- sidering both her background and the outstanding cast she's assembled for her latest - it is almost impos- sible to understand how she man- aged to fashion such an embarrass- Vturkey. The embarrassment turn to sad- ness when you watch the film unfold into an incoherent mess and you real- ize that you could have told Nora how to make it better. Granted, she did not create and shape the work entirely on her own. This is suppos- edly a remake of a French film, but she must have lost something crucial in the translation. 'm R-ECORDS Continued from page 8 of the biggest bores in Tinseltown really means nothin', but anyway I'm rambling.) Latimer fits somewhere in the Sonic Youthian synagogue, dressing itself in a vest of Pavement and a gktie o' Weezer. 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